I became the cat of the million-up owner
Chapter 27 Chapter 27 Cat Diary
"Drag, get up—"
"Meow!"
Yi Siyun was sleeping happily, and dreamed of going back to the island to snipe at the commanding heights of the poison ring, but suddenly a hateful sound came from his ear, which made him shoot the bullet sideways with a flick of his hand, and was immediately discovered.
He let out an angry "ow", turned over and pointed his butt in the direction of the sound, and carefully raised the gun again.
Only then did he hear the second half of the sentence.
"—Today we are going out to shoot."
……
……
"Meow!"
Yi Syun threw away the AWM in his hand, and a carp sat up straight, staring closely at Gu Shi who was approaching in front of him.
Gu Shi, what are we going to play today?
I will accompany you no matter what you play!
As long as it's not going to the hospital--
Everything is easy to say!
He stroked the short hair on his stomach, remembering what Gu Shi said in the study that day.
"Dance!Dance! " promotional video?
Yi Siyun's eyes lit up suddenly.
Shooting a promotional video for the game = playing the game = playing the game.
He drew out the equation in his heart on his own initiative, and nodded with satisfaction.
Kittens should have fun playing games!
The cat can't wait to start meow!
After eating and drinking enough, after taking a nap, and sneakily rubbing his butt on Gu Shi's pajamas, Yi Syun consciously ran into the flight box, stretched out his paw and knocked on the door.
Hurry up, Gu Shi, to play games!
"Ready? Let's go then."
Kitty's needs are always met.
Yi Siyun followed Gu Shi into the car, sat on his lap, enjoyed a full range of Gu-style massage, and wagged his tail happily.
Wanhu Lake - take off!
"Meow?"
Yi Siyun's dream of "today is to play games" was completely shattered 10 minutes after he stepped off the car.
He squatted in the dressing room melancholy, staring at the makeup artist in the mirror who was gesticulating with various small clothes, turned around in dissatisfaction, and stretched out his claws towards Gu Shi.
"Meow!"
Don't, don't wear, don't like it.
Gu Shi hugged meow.
There was no change of clothes beside him, Mr. Gu, who had done all the makeup and styling at home, raised his head when he heard the sound, touched Yi Siyun's head, and asked, "Don't you like it?"
"Meow!"
Yi Siyun raised his head high and rubbed Gu Shi's palm in affirmation.
——It’s very annoying meow!
"Then don't want it."
After this review, he finally matched his brainwaves with his own kitten. He simply picked up the aggrieved kitten and ordered the makeup artist indifferently: "That's it, tell the other side to prepare for shooting."
"President Gu, but..."
The makeup artist looked at the person and the cat whose appearance was far from the one in the plan, and tried to fight for it without tears.
"No, but, start shooting right away."
The makeup artist's words were cut off by Lu Zhou who walked into the dressing room, and the diligent special assistant took his long arms and led the makeup artist out of the room.
"Whether the effect of the shooting is good or not, we can wait until the shooting is finished. You just pretend that Mr. Gu brings his pets to play, understand?"
Lu Zhou sent the makeup artist away with a headache, thinking that the subordinates in the branch office were really hopeless, how could he think that the boss really wanted to make a promotional video——
He just came to play with cats!
Lu Tezhu, who had just caught up with the director and handed over a large red envelope to the entire team today, felt very tired.
The world is going downhill, and people's hearts are immortal.
People are not as good as cats!
—
"Okay, let's take a video first, mention the status, and then Mr. Gu and Maomao will come and take hard photos."
"Camera ready!"
When Yi Syun was carried into the shooting location by Gu Shi, he adapted well to the familiar scene in front of him.
Whether he was a TOGO player or a big anchor Yi Sheng Bacteria, he had rich shooting experience, so he didn't pay much attention to promotional videos.
Little idea meow.
It's just that when he looked at the empty field in front of him, he always felt that something was wrong.
Meow, is there too little staff today?
The special assistant at the side answered Yi Siyun's doubts.
"Mr. Gu, everyone here has been strictly screened. They are all employees who like small animals. They have also greeted them and asked them not to approach Tuo Tuo privately. We have minimized the number of personnel to ensure that Tuo Tuo will not be frightened or hurt. .”
Lu Tezhu, who has successfully upgraded to an all-round assistant with his high score in reading comprehension in Maoyu, has a serious expression on his face: "When you are shooting alone, I will always be with you. Don't worry."
Since that quarterly work meeting, Yiwan Group has clarified the latest action plan.
The boss's kitten, Tutuo, must be treated as the same as the boss—no, it is more important than the boss!
——This is their unique cat-shaped fire extinguisher.
Gu Shi nodded in satisfaction.
"Meow!"
And Yi Siyun was clasping Gu Shi's collar, looking up like a big "Jiu Mi".
He gave Assistant Lu an approving look.
Well done, Mao Mao is satisfied, I will ask Gu Shi to give you a raise in a while meow!
……
……
"Okay! It's perfect!"
Under the script strictly controlled by Mr. Special Assistant, there were no problems in this shooting.
Throughout the filming, Gu Shi just sat on the sofa in casual clothes and occasionally read the newspaper, and the rest of the time he watched the kitten flying around in the air in front of him.
Yi Siyun had a great time.
Gu Shi looked very relieved.
All staff——
There are cute and heart-warming kittens to watch, amazingly thick big red envelopes to get, and you can get acquainted with the big boss, so naturally you work very hard.
All are happy.
"Mr. Gu, would you like to take a photo here first?"
Once the video recording is over, it's time to capture the stills.
Gu Shi had a solo shoot to be completed, and Yi Syun was handed over to the special assistant Mr. Lu Zhou, and was served comfortably under the comprehensive care of the special assistant.
In the open space not far from Gu Shi, there was a delicate white round table covered with soft flannel. Yi Syun monopolized the entire round table, and under him was a cat litter brought from home, in which was his favorite pillow. The former is his usual small rice bowl.
There are three freeze-dried pieces neatly stacked in the small rice bowl.
Different flavors, you can choose.
Yi Siyun felt that Gu Shi had saved the Milky Way in his previous life, so he could have such a caring and all-round special assistant.
The sweet all-around special assistant is trying to talk to the cute kitty.
"Tuotuo, what kind of games do you like? Let's ask the game department to develop a few more... Next time, when Mr. Gu comes to the meeting, will you come and play together?"
Yi Siyun glanced at Luzhou like he was looking at a fool.
Is this guy crazy?Which kitten can understand human language?
He swallowed the freeze-dried block in his mouth slowly, and wagged his tail lazily.
"Meow--"
Since you have asked sincerely, I will reluctantly agree.
——Do you think the little cat can't see your little thoughts?
——Do you think Gu Shi can't see your little thoughts?
Yi Siyun lovingly raised his paw, and patted Mr. Special Assistant on the shoulder.
How naive.
He picked up another freeze-dried flavor and licked it slowly, leaving Mr. Special Assistant beside him muttering to himself, "Why does it feel like Tuo Tuo is telling me 'you can do it yourself'?"... Afterwards, he collapsed into the cat's nest and looked at Gu Shi, the big cat's eyes were filled with little stars.
Gu Shi is really handsome.
Just standing there with a blank face in his pocket——
He is so handsome!
The cat's saliva is about to drip——
"Meow!"
Yi Siyun was obsessed with Gu Shi's beauty and couldn't extricate himself from it. From the corner of his eye, he glanced at the blonde photographer beside him, and suddenly he sat up straight with a "meow", and his whole body tensed up unconsciously.
Meow, why is that golden retriever sticking so close to Gu Shi!
You are taking pictures, you are not a model, stay away from him!
He "owed" several times at Lu Zhou beside him, and raised his tail high.
The cat is going to be angry!
"Drag? What's wrong with you? Is there something wrong?"
Lu Zhou kept staring at Yi Siyun's movements, seeing him suddenly blowing his hair, he asked nervously at first, and after being punched by Maomao's anger several times, he finally felt something was wrong.
Mr. Special Assistant looked in the direction that the kitten was staring at.
"—!"
At this moment, most of the shooting has ended, and the staff were warned in advance, and they all backed away tacitly, leaving only the photographer who was working.
Taking advantage of the lack of people, the photographer stuck himself close to his boss, getting closer and closer, and even reached out to climb the expressionless man's shoulders!
Mr. Special Assistant's alarm clock rang loudly, he stood up abruptly, and quickly ran towards the two of them.
That photographer is looking for death!
"Meow woo!"
Emotionally tense, for fear that his boss would kill someone one step later, the special assistant, who had already started to think quickly about contacting a lawyer and reaching an agreement with the boss's family, how to make the best public relations with the outside world, suddenly felt his shoulders sink.
A blue-and-white chubby cat wailed and flew towards his shoulder from behind, stopped for a while, then jumped up again without hesitation, reversed its direction in mid-air, and jumped straight at the golden-haired man!
"Drag!"
……
……
"Mr. Gu, relax your body, don't be so stiff...you can touch my body and feel it..."
In the studio, the golden-haired man kept sticking to Gu Shi's body just now, but Gu Shi frowned and pushed him away, then stood where he was, showing a look of feigned aggrievedness, scratching his head and posing with a low-key smile, just now To go forward again--
"Meow!"
"Shh!"
A little chubby cat descended from the sky, swish, swish, and slapped its paw on the bridge of the nose, which was not straight.
Yi Siyun's hair was blown all over in anger, and he punched hard with his fangs and claws.
Cat Boxing!
Justice from heaven!
Tell you to covet my Gu Shi!
"Ah! Where did this wild thing come from!"
The golden-haired man stretched out his hands in pain and swung at Yi Syun fiercely, using all his strength, looking like he was going to kill him——
"Drag!"
Gu Shi, who had always been expressionless, finally changed his expression. He took a step forward and was about to push away the crazy golden-haired man, but it was already a step too late.
"Meow!!!!"
The next moment, ferocious cat meowing resounded throughout the studio.
The little chubby cat suddenly did a backflip in the air with a flexibility that didn't match his figure, jumped away from the golden-haired man's hands by a fraction of a millimeter, and kicked his foot on the other's nose. The force swooped again, rushing into Gu Shi's arms like a small cannonball.
"Meow!"
Yi Syun, who was comforted by Gu Shi's tight embrace, bared his teeth at the other end for a while.
Meow, you dare to touch me!
Is the name of my Yisheng bacteria "Black-haired Reaper" for nothing?I don't know if I will predict it?
Watch me move around flexibly, I'll sneak away to kill you bastard!
"Okay, okay, I'm fine. You're okay to drag you, huh? This is too dangerous, don't do this in the future, do you hear me?"
Gu Shi's nervous voice sounded next to his ear, and Yi Siyun, who had been extremely fierce just now, obediently slumped away, letting Gu Shi examine him, and let out a soft "meow".
He is a little guilty.
Just now it seemed, indeed, it was too risky meow.
But this time, it was Mao Mao who won the victory!
Thinking of his operation just now, Yi Siyun wagged his tail triumphantly again.
Maomao won an overwhelming victory with human wisdom, the prediction and positioning of the FPS god!
Defended the sovereignty of the shit shovel!
"Meow!"
……
……
"Take him to the hospital for examination and pay all the medical expenses for him."
While Yi Syun and Gu Shi were in love with each other, Lu Zhou, the special assistant, was rolling his eyes and dealing with the funeral affairs.
Lu Zhou directed the security guards to subdue the photographer, summoned his assistant, and told him very strictly: "You stay with him, and I'll contact the lawyer."
"Sexual harassment, cruelty to animals, disturbance of public order..." He looked at the photographer who was paralyzed on the ground, whose face was getting paler and paler, and murmured at the crowd gathered around because of the abnormal movement, "Everyone present I've seen it all."
"You didn't even leave a wound, and you just hit a kitten like this." Mr. Special Assistant was also very annoyed at the moment, "You have been fired, wait to receive the lawyer's letter!"
"I didn't...please..."
He never expected that the situation would become so serious. The photographer was so frightened that he fell to the ground completely, but no one looked at him, and he was directly escorted away from the scene by the security guards.
As for his fate, no one will care.
They only knew that from now on, this person would never appear in the circle again.
Because of this accident, the filming was forced to stop. Gu Shi took Yi Syun and drove away quickly, leaving a messy scene to the poor Mr. Special Assistant.
While lamenting his lost bonus from the bottom of his heart, Lu Zhou comforted and beat the staff at the scene, suddenly feeling a bit strange in the midst of his busy schedule.
It stands to reason that with Tuotuo's body shape, there shouldn't be any wounds when he clawed down like this?
Could it be that their savior cat would still feint?
……
……
"Drag, are you puffy? Hmm?"
On the way back, Gu Shi and his special assistant thought of the same question.
"Not even a bloodstain left, how on earth did you do it, huh?"
"..."
"..."
"Meow~~~~~~"
Yi Siyun lay on the car window watching the scenery, and he hummed twice indifferently when he heard this.
Could it be that he told Gu Shi that it was because he never hit the golden retriever?
Yi Siyun thought confidently in his heart.
Hmph, isn't it because he, Yi Tutuo Si Yun, doesn't bother to get his hands dirty!
No, it's not because he has short legs!
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The author has something to say:
"Cat Diary" 27》
Hey, hey, hey, it's Maomao who saves the beauty meow!
Don't say that the cat has short legs, otherwise the cat will kill you!
—
A new CP-free pre-acquisition of "I will go to the top of the world after lying flat" has been opened, please collect it~
Copywriter:
Lu Heng slept for 3000 years, and when he woke up, he found himself a weak mixed-race boy.
Before returning to his hometown, Lu Heng found out that those old acquaintances he knew had become the kings on top of the world.
The little chubby dragon who was spanked by him became the master of the dragon clan, the little bat that was beaten and cried by him became the ancestor of the blood clan, and the devil kid who threatened to be incompatible with him sat on the supreme throne of the lava purgatory...
Lu Heng: "...Lie down and forget it."
Among the exchange students in the wild world, there is a mixed-race boy who is weak and lazy, but he has never received any response as a summoner.
Exactly when he will be fired is anyone's guess.
Until a certain alien invasion, the boy snapped his fingers sleepily.
"Are you here? Doing a little favor?"
The world stands still at this moment.
Twelve power gates descended behind him, suffocating power fluctuations overflowed, and the domains belonging to the twelve world-class monarchs covered the entire sky.
They responded to the boy's call and fought for him.
Lu Heng: "Thank you, thank you for treating you to dinner next time...why are you guys fighting by yourself!?"
3000 years ago when the wilderness first opened and the world collapsed, twelve heroes stepped forward to repel the wilderness, rebuild the world order, and climb to the top of the world.
The only human among them sealed the gate of the wild with his life in the last battle, and stayed on the other side of the world forever.
After 3000 years, the door to the wilderness opened again, and a mixed-race boy walked out from the other side of the door.
The top of the world trembled, and the Twelve Kings stepped down from their thrones.
They once made an oath that they would do everything in their power to protect one person for thousands of years.
"Meow!"
Yi Siyun was sleeping happily, and dreamed of going back to the island to snipe at the commanding heights of the poison ring, but suddenly a hateful sound came from his ear, which made him shoot the bullet sideways with a flick of his hand, and was immediately discovered.
He let out an angry "ow", turned over and pointed his butt in the direction of the sound, and carefully raised the gun again.
Only then did he hear the second half of the sentence.
"—Today we are going out to shoot."
……
……
"Meow!"
Yi Syun threw away the AWM in his hand, and a carp sat up straight, staring closely at Gu Shi who was approaching in front of him.
Gu Shi, what are we going to play today?
I will accompany you no matter what you play!
As long as it's not going to the hospital--
Everything is easy to say!
He stroked the short hair on his stomach, remembering what Gu Shi said in the study that day.
"Dance!Dance! " promotional video?
Yi Siyun's eyes lit up suddenly.
Shooting a promotional video for the game = playing the game = playing the game.
He drew out the equation in his heart on his own initiative, and nodded with satisfaction.
Kittens should have fun playing games!
The cat can't wait to start meow!
After eating and drinking enough, after taking a nap, and sneakily rubbing his butt on Gu Shi's pajamas, Yi Syun consciously ran into the flight box, stretched out his paw and knocked on the door.
Hurry up, Gu Shi, to play games!
"Ready? Let's go then."
Kitty's needs are always met.
Yi Siyun followed Gu Shi into the car, sat on his lap, enjoyed a full range of Gu-style massage, and wagged his tail happily.
Wanhu Lake - take off!
"Meow?"
Yi Siyun's dream of "today is to play games" was completely shattered 10 minutes after he stepped off the car.
He squatted in the dressing room melancholy, staring at the makeup artist in the mirror who was gesticulating with various small clothes, turned around in dissatisfaction, and stretched out his claws towards Gu Shi.
"Meow!"
Don't, don't wear, don't like it.
Gu Shi hugged meow.
There was no change of clothes beside him, Mr. Gu, who had done all the makeup and styling at home, raised his head when he heard the sound, touched Yi Siyun's head, and asked, "Don't you like it?"
"Meow!"
Yi Siyun raised his head high and rubbed Gu Shi's palm in affirmation.
——It’s very annoying meow!
"Then don't want it."
After this review, he finally matched his brainwaves with his own kitten. He simply picked up the aggrieved kitten and ordered the makeup artist indifferently: "That's it, tell the other side to prepare for shooting."
"President Gu, but..."
The makeup artist looked at the person and the cat whose appearance was far from the one in the plan, and tried to fight for it without tears.
"No, but, start shooting right away."
The makeup artist's words were cut off by Lu Zhou who walked into the dressing room, and the diligent special assistant took his long arms and led the makeup artist out of the room.
"Whether the effect of the shooting is good or not, we can wait until the shooting is finished. You just pretend that Mr. Gu brings his pets to play, understand?"
Lu Zhou sent the makeup artist away with a headache, thinking that the subordinates in the branch office were really hopeless, how could he think that the boss really wanted to make a promotional video——
He just came to play with cats!
Lu Tezhu, who had just caught up with the director and handed over a large red envelope to the entire team today, felt very tired.
The world is going downhill, and people's hearts are immortal.
People are not as good as cats!
—
"Okay, let's take a video first, mention the status, and then Mr. Gu and Maomao will come and take hard photos."
"Camera ready!"
When Yi Syun was carried into the shooting location by Gu Shi, he adapted well to the familiar scene in front of him.
Whether he was a TOGO player or a big anchor Yi Sheng Bacteria, he had rich shooting experience, so he didn't pay much attention to promotional videos.
Little idea meow.
It's just that when he looked at the empty field in front of him, he always felt that something was wrong.
Meow, is there too little staff today?
The special assistant at the side answered Yi Siyun's doubts.
"Mr. Gu, everyone here has been strictly screened. They are all employees who like small animals. They have also greeted them and asked them not to approach Tuo Tuo privately. We have minimized the number of personnel to ensure that Tuo Tuo will not be frightened or hurt. .”
Lu Tezhu, who has successfully upgraded to an all-round assistant with his high score in reading comprehension in Maoyu, has a serious expression on his face: "When you are shooting alone, I will always be with you. Don't worry."
Since that quarterly work meeting, Yiwan Group has clarified the latest action plan.
The boss's kitten, Tutuo, must be treated as the same as the boss—no, it is more important than the boss!
——This is their unique cat-shaped fire extinguisher.
Gu Shi nodded in satisfaction.
"Meow!"
And Yi Siyun was clasping Gu Shi's collar, looking up like a big "Jiu Mi".
He gave Assistant Lu an approving look.
Well done, Mao Mao is satisfied, I will ask Gu Shi to give you a raise in a while meow!
……
……
"Okay! It's perfect!"
Under the script strictly controlled by Mr. Special Assistant, there were no problems in this shooting.
Throughout the filming, Gu Shi just sat on the sofa in casual clothes and occasionally read the newspaper, and the rest of the time he watched the kitten flying around in the air in front of him.
Yi Siyun had a great time.
Gu Shi looked very relieved.
All staff——
There are cute and heart-warming kittens to watch, amazingly thick big red envelopes to get, and you can get acquainted with the big boss, so naturally you work very hard.
All are happy.
"Mr. Gu, would you like to take a photo here first?"
Once the video recording is over, it's time to capture the stills.
Gu Shi had a solo shoot to be completed, and Yi Syun was handed over to the special assistant Mr. Lu Zhou, and was served comfortably under the comprehensive care of the special assistant.
In the open space not far from Gu Shi, there was a delicate white round table covered with soft flannel. Yi Syun monopolized the entire round table, and under him was a cat litter brought from home, in which was his favorite pillow. The former is his usual small rice bowl.
There are three freeze-dried pieces neatly stacked in the small rice bowl.
Different flavors, you can choose.
Yi Siyun felt that Gu Shi had saved the Milky Way in his previous life, so he could have such a caring and all-round special assistant.
The sweet all-around special assistant is trying to talk to the cute kitty.
"Tuotuo, what kind of games do you like? Let's ask the game department to develop a few more... Next time, when Mr. Gu comes to the meeting, will you come and play together?"
Yi Siyun glanced at Luzhou like he was looking at a fool.
Is this guy crazy?Which kitten can understand human language?
He swallowed the freeze-dried block in his mouth slowly, and wagged his tail lazily.
"Meow--"
Since you have asked sincerely, I will reluctantly agree.
——Do you think the little cat can't see your little thoughts?
——Do you think Gu Shi can't see your little thoughts?
Yi Siyun lovingly raised his paw, and patted Mr. Special Assistant on the shoulder.
How naive.
He picked up another freeze-dried flavor and licked it slowly, leaving Mr. Special Assistant beside him muttering to himself, "Why does it feel like Tuo Tuo is telling me 'you can do it yourself'?"... Afterwards, he collapsed into the cat's nest and looked at Gu Shi, the big cat's eyes were filled with little stars.
Gu Shi is really handsome.
Just standing there with a blank face in his pocket——
He is so handsome!
The cat's saliva is about to drip——
"Meow!"
Yi Siyun was obsessed with Gu Shi's beauty and couldn't extricate himself from it. From the corner of his eye, he glanced at the blonde photographer beside him, and suddenly he sat up straight with a "meow", and his whole body tensed up unconsciously.
Meow, why is that golden retriever sticking so close to Gu Shi!
You are taking pictures, you are not a model, stay away from him!
He "owed" several times at Lu Zhou beside him, and raised his tail high.
The cat is going to be angry!
"Drag? What's wrong with you? Is there something wrong?"
Lu Zhou kept staring at Yi Siyun's movements, seeing him suddenly blowing his hair, he asked nervously at first, and after being punched by Maomao's anger several times, he finally felt something was wrong.
Mr. Special Assistant looked in the direction that the kitten was staring at.
"—!"
At this moment, most of the shooting has ended, and the staff were warned in advance, and they all backed away tacitly, leaving only the photographer who was working.
Taking advantage of the lack of people, the photographer stuck himself close to his boss, getting closer and closer, and even reached out to climb the expressionless man's shoulders!
Mr. Special Assistant's alarm clock rang loudly, he stood up abruptly, and quickly ran towards the two of them.
That photographer is looking for death!
"Meow woo!"
Emotionally tense, for fear that his boss would kill someone one step later, the special assistant, who had already started to think quickly about contacting a lawyer and reaching an agreement with the boss's family, how to make the best public relations with the outside world, suddenly felt his shoulders sink.
A blue-and-white chubby cat wailed and flew towards his shoulder from behind, stopped for a while, then jumped up again without hesitation, reversed its direction in mid-air, and jumped straight at the golden-haired man!
"Drag!"
……
……
"Mr. Gu, relax your body, don't be so stiff...you can touch my body and feel it..."
In the studio, the golden-haired man kept sticking to Gu Shi's body just now, but Gu Shi frowned and pushed him away, then stood where he was, showing a look of feigned aggrievedness, scratching his head and posing with a low-key smile, just now To go forward again--
"Meow!"
"Shh!"
A little chubby cat descended from the sky, swish, swish, and slapped its paw on the bridge of the nose, which was not straight.
Yi Siyun's hair was blown all over in anger, and he punched hard with his fangs and claws.
Cat Boxing!
Justice from heaven!
Tell you to covet my Gu Shi!
"Ah! Where did this wild thing come from!"
The golden-haired man stretched out his hands in pain and swung at Yi Syun fiercely, using all his strength, looking like he was going to kill him——
"Drag!"
Gu Shi, who had always been expressionless, finally changed his expression. He took a step forward and was about to push away the crazy golden-haired man, but it was already a step too late.
"Meow!!!!"
The next moment, ferocious cat meowing resounded throughout the studio.
The little chubby cat suddenly did a backflip in the air with a flexibility that didn't match his figure, jumped away from the golden-haired man's hands by a fraction of a millimeter, and kicked his foot on the other's nose. The force swooped again, rushing into Gu Shi's arms like a small cannonball.
"Meow!"
Yi Syun, who was comforted by Gu Shi's tight embrace, bared his teeth at the other end for a while.
Meow, you dare to touch me!
Is the name of my Yisheng bacteria "Black-haired Reaper" for nothing?I don't know if I will predict it?
Watch me move around flexibly, I'll sneak away to kill you bastard!
"Okay, okay, I'm fine. You're okay to drag you, huh? This is too dangerous, don't do this in the future, do you hear me?"
Gu Shi's nervous voice sounded next to his ear, and Yi Siyun, who had been extremely fierce just now, obediently slumped away, letting Gu Shi examine him, and let out a soft "meow".
He is a little guilty.
Just now it seemed, indeed, it was too risky meow.
But this time, it was Mao Mao who won the victory!
Thinking of his operation just now, Yi Siyun wagged his tail triumphantly again.
Maomao won an overwhelming victory with human wisdom, the prediction and positioning of the FPS god!
Defended the sovereignty of the shit shovel!
"Meow!"
……
……
"Take him to the hospital for examination and pay all the medical expenses for him."
While Yi Syun and Gu Shi were in love with each other, Lu Zhou, the special assistant, was rolling his eyes and dealing with the funeral affairs.
Lu Zhou directed the security guards to subdue the photographer, summoned his assistant, and told him very strictly: "You stay with him, and I'll contact the lawyer."
"Sexual harassment, cruelty to animals, disturbance of public order..." He looked at the photographer who was paralyzed on the ground, whose face was getting paler and paler, and murmured at the crowd gathered around because of the abnormal movement, "Everyone present I've seen it all."
"You didn't even leave a wound, and you just hit a kitten like this." Mr. Special Assistant was also very annoyed at the moment, "You have been fired, wait to receive the lawyer's letter!"
"I didn't...please..."
He never expected that the situation would become so serious. The photographer was so frightened that he fell to the ground completely, but no one looked at him, and he was directly escorted away from the scene by the security guards.
As for his fate, no one will care.
They only knew that from now on, this person would never appear in the circle again.
Because of this accident, the filming was forced to stop. Gu Shi took Yi Syun and drove away quickly, leaving a messy scene to the poor Mr. Special Assistant.
While lamenting his lost bonus from the bottom of his heart, Lu Zhou comforted and beat the staff at the scene, suddenly feeling a bit strange in the midst of his busy schedule.
It stands to reason that with Tuotuo's body shape, there shouldn't be any wounds when he clawed down like this?
Could it be that their savior cat would still feint?
……
……
"Drag, are you puffy? Hmm?"
On the way back, Gu Shi and his special assistant thought of the same question.
"Not even a bloodstain left, how on earth did you do it, huh?"
"..."
"..."
"Meow~~~~~~"
Yi Siyun lay on the car window watching the scenery, and he hummed twice indifferently when he heard this.
Could it be that he told Gu Shi that it was because he never hit the golden retriever?
Yi Siyun thought confidently in his heart.
Hmph, isn't it because he, Yi Tutuo Si Yun, doesn't bother to get his hands dirty!
No, it's not because he has short legs!
--------------------
The author has something to say:
"Cat Diary" 27》
Hey, hey, hey, it's Maomao who saves the beauty meow!
Don't say that the cat has short legs, otherwise the cat will kill you!
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Lu Heng slept for 3000 years, and when he woke up, he found himself a weak mixed-race boy.
Before returning to his hometown, Lu Heng found out that those old acquaintances he knew had become the kings on top of the world.
The little chubby dragon who was spanked by him became the master of the dragon clan, the little bat that was beaten and cried by him became the ancestor of the blood clan, and the devil kid who threatened to be incompatible with him sat on the supreme throne of the lava purgatory...
Lu Heng: "...Lie down and forget it."
Among the exchange students in the wild world, there is a mixed-race boy who is weak and lazy, but he has never received any response as a summoner.
Exactly when he will be fired is anyone's guess.
Until a certain alien invasion, the boy snapped his fingers sleepily.
"Are you here? Doing a little favor?"
The world stands still at this moment.
Twelve power gates descended behind him, suffocating power fluctuations overflowed, and the domains belonging to the twelve world-class monarchs covered the entire sky.
They responded to the boy's call and fought for him.
Lu Heng: "Thank you, thank you for treating you to dinner next time...why are you guys fighting by yourself!?"
3000 years ago when the wilderness first opened and the world collapsed, twelve heroes stepped forward to repel the wilderness, rebuild the world order, and climb to the top of the world.
The only human among them sealed the gate of the wild with his life in the last battle, and stayed on the other side of the world forever.
After 3000 years, the door to the wilderness opened again, and a mixed-race boy walked out from the other side of the door.
The top of the world trembled, and the Twelve Kings stepped down from their thrones.
They once made an oath that they would do everything in their power to protect one person for thousands of years.
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