I became the cat of the million-up owner

The next day, a few people came to Gu Shi's villa as scheduled, and each brought a keyboard, mouse, headset, and camera. Even Luo Jinyao, who was always too busy, brought her guitar to the scene, which made Yi Siyun wonder for a while how many people were there. Are you here for hot pot?

"Of course they're here for the hack!" Mr. Da Luo and Brother Gou rushed into their respective guest rooms as soon as they arrived, and after a set of peripherals were installed, they slumped on the big sofa in the living room contentedly.

Yi Siyun: "..."

A few people stay in their own room and turn on the black, what is the difference between this and the microphone in their own home?

To make it easier to disagree with Mortal Kombat?

"And it's not that your health is finally getting better, and our team has more new members, which happens to be a wave of team building."

Brother Daluo pouted towards the other corner of the living room, and passers-by Jia Zheng and Luo Jinyao stood together, learning to play the guitar under the guidance of each other.

Yi Siyun followed Da Luo's gaze, and saw the two of them sitting and standing, Luo Jinyao was playing the guitar, and Jia, a passer-by, sang in time. He thought to himself that when Lao Jia didn't sing rap Indeed, there are still two brushes. As for Luo Jinyao... When he saw the soft and smiling eyes of a certain big star, certain speculations about the two of them immediately came to mind.

He looked at Mr. Daluo and Brother Gou, and the fire of gossip ignited in his eyes.

"What the hell happened to them?"

He clearly remembered when Luo Jinyao was still a stupid dog, but he said boldly that he wanted to bite off every earphone cable of passer-by Jia.

Could it be that the spark of love was really rubbed out?

"You don't care if what they rubbed is electric sparks or some kind of flowers, first come and take a bath for Moto."

A few people here were chatting and gossiping idly, and Gu Shi, who was called up for a meeting by an overseas phone call in the middle of the night, floated over with a sleepy expression, and stuffed a short-legged kitten into Yi Siyun's hand.

"bath?"

Yi Siyun looked at the innocent-looking kitten in his arms, and immediately felt bad.

"Meow?"

The cute little cat tilted its head and hugged his finger.

……

……

In the end, Yi Syun dragged Da Luo and Brother Gou together, and the three of them fought with a cat all afternoon, finally got everything done before dinner, and threw themselves into the hot pot battle exhausted.

They need to reward their young hearts that have been persecuted to the brink by a cat.

"How did you grow up dragged by yourself?"

Until the evening when they went back to their rooms to play with each other, Mr. Da Luo and Brother Gou were still asking Gu Shi in awe, not believing the so-called "Tuo Tuo is very good and cooperative" at all.

Just kidding, the three of them can't hold down a cat in the afternoon, okay?

Gu Shi chuckled lightly on the YY channel, and changed the subject by simply saying "That's different". The laughter was heard in Yi Siyun's ears, but there was obviously something deep in it, which made him blush again involuntarily. .

That's different, of course it's different.

After all, at that time, what Gu Shi was washing was the pussy kitten that Yi Siyun liked, and he enjoyed the manual massage of the poop shovel very much. Isn't he cute and obedient?

Gu Shi's "That's different" is like a naked love sentence, reminding him of his bold and proactive kiss yesterday morning, he lost his mind in a trance, and then he was greeted firmly by the roar of the rest of the people Reality.

"Report! Someone is messing around!"

"There's something wrong with that gingerbread man!"

"Easy Bacteria! Come and help—"

"Old Yi! Even though today is the Valentine's Day Water Friends Competition, you don't have to take care of the fans like this. Standing up for others to spy on, right?" Passer-by Jia manipulated the character to shoot around, and at the same time complained about Yi Siyun's inaction, but in the end he let go. Slowly calling, "Yaoyao, come to me."

Yi Shuyun: "..."

He came back to his senses, and was dazzled by the strange IDs on the screen.

"Deliberately CP will never fall", "Dragging the sharpshooter", "The dog's best friend is the cutest"... What are these things?

Is this group of fans named so now?

Yi Siyun couldn't figure it out.

Also, why does he always feel—

"Are they here to attack us collectively today?" Passer-by Jia gasped, and after falling to the ground, he begged for mercy from the person next to him who was aiming at him, "Don't, don't, don't make up... give me some game experience, everyone !"

No one spoke in the channel, and everyone was struggling to survive in the crowd of fans.

Yi Siyun stared speechlessly at the outrageous and familiar IDs on the screen.

The six of them joined together today to celebrate the reunion of the never-turnover team, and also because the noodle man has launched a new chicken-eating mode for trial play.In this mode, 50 players control the soft noodle man to wander around the map, waving pea shooter guns, pumpkin shells, bubble machines and flour sprays to fight... For a while, people can't tell the difference. Is the new mode called "Noodle Fight" or should it be called "Blow Up Your Kitchen".

As dedicated game anchors, the few of them naturally made an appointment at the first time to connect with each other. Just because of the number of people, they can open the game to fans. It can be said to kill two birds with one stone, and everyone should be happy, but they never expected——

There is something wrong with the brain circuits of his fans.

How can they form an alliance with each other and jointly bully the anchor!

However, no matter what the six members of the team who will never overturn the team are thinking, their respective fans are decorating with lights and chanting "Chinese New Year" in a very festive manner, while sharpening their knives and rushing to the battlefield, tacitly expressing their ambitions together. Fucked his own anchor.

It is very happy to kill the anchor in the game, and kill the anchor in the FPS game-that is double the happiness.

No fan wants to have such happiness.

So this time the team will never overturn the team for the first time in nearly half a year. It has the first broadcast after the recovery of Yisheng bacteria, and the cross-border joining of the big star Luo Jinyao. Its popularity can be imagined——

On this night from [-]:[-] to [-] people started broadcasting together, the instant influx of traffic from tens of millions of fans almost caused the live broadcast platform to collapse directly.

And so many fans grabbed 44 slots for the same game with the anchor... I heard that the game producer urgently called back all the programmers, stood in front of the computer and waited sternly, holding a teacup and watching the soaring data in the background with a smile on his face.

Some people are happy, but others are naturally worried.

Yi Siyun looked sadly at his group of fans who hadn't seen each other for a few months, and felt that it was time to establish the majesty of the anchor.

He looked at "Yi Jiaojiao", "Little Princess Jiaojiao" and "Yi Maomao" who were flashing the screen...he took a deep breath.

But in just a few months, how did his majesty as the "Black Death", "FPS God", and "God's Right Hand" disappear completely?

is it right?this is not right.

He is prone to bacteria and will never overturn the only technical flow in the team. Today he will go back to his old job!

Yi Siyun ignited a raging fighting spirit.

He stooped into the kitchen, picked up a french fries sprayer, first used the rolling pin to knock down the player behind him called "Gu Shi the most handsome", and then turned around and killed the one who was sneaking a cold gun not far away with the sprayer another person.

The system kill message kept popping up along with his actions.

[Ganggun King Tuotuo killed Yiyi Xiaojiaomei]

[The King of Guns, Tuotuo, killed Yi Jiaojiao, the best thing to do]

……

"Gang Gun King Tuotuo killed Yi Yi Xiaojiao?" Da Luojun read a certain killing news on the channel, and then a loud laugh came from the earphones, "What is this, just now Tuo Yishengjun Tuo, the king of guns, killed his former self with his own hands, and he is no longer Yi Yi's little sister—"

"He became Niu Hulu. Tuo. Yishengjun. Tuo!" Brother Gou said tacitly.

"Pfft." The others burst out laughing.

Yi Siyun: "..."

This group of good-for-nothing good-for-nothing teammates was chased like a mouse, and they didn't even look at who was diligently swiping the killing news all over the screen!

He looked at the screen expressionlessly, raised his chin and snorted coldly: "It's not Xiaojiaomei, it's the hunk Tutuo."

【? ? ? ? ? 】

It was as if the pause button was pressed in an instant. After three seconds of silence, the barrage in Yi Syun's live broadcast room quickly floated across the screen full of question marks.

Yi Siyun slightly raised his eyebrows.

Another three seconds later, the style of the barrage changed, and [Okay Brother Yi] [Macho Stickers] [Okay, our Yi Jiaojiao is not Xiaojiaomei] was brushed up.

——It’s almost like coaxing a child.

"Hmph, wait for me."

Yi Siyun rolled his eyes at the camera, completely let go of his reticence, called "Gu Shi", and then manipulated his gingerbread man into the battle zone.

In the other direction, the old man in pajamas brandished a cane and a newspaper, and rushed into the battle group without hesitation.

A one-sided massacre began.

"Hey, you guys...don't guard me, can you?" In the center of the battlefield, Luo Jinyao, who was being chased and blocked by fans, was trying to show her affection with reason. Box.

Luo Jinyao: "...?"

He vaguely saw a certain gingerbread man and a certain old man suddenly appear from behind, rushing side by side into another piece of gunpowder smoke.

At this time, the system message is constantly popping up the killing message, and because it is too cruel, it is displayed on the top of the screen bloody.

[Ganggun King Tuo Tuo is on a killing spree! ]

[Dragging shit shoveler is doing a lot of killing! ]

At the same time, the barrage in Yi Syun's live broadcast room changed from the previous unscrupulous jokes, trembling under the ruthless gunpoint of his own anchor.

[Brother Yi kicked the ball. 】

[Don't kill, don't kill, the child is wrong! 】

[Brother Yi is a big hunk! 】

But it was too late.

Yi Siyun had already killed his hand.

He and Gu Shi united, like two ghosts on the battlefield, killing everyone they met along the way like cutting melons and vegetables.

Until meeting two fans walking together, that ID also became extremely bold and hot, one is called "Gu Shi's Wife" and the other is called "Wei Ai Yi Ge".

These two fans are also very interesting. When they saw them from a distance, they simply dropped the weapons in their hands. They frantically swiped "asking for a group photo and asking not to kill" on nearby channels, and even manipulated Lianmian to lie down on the ground and pretend to be dead. Finally, the two Zun Sha Shen put away his sickle.

Yi Siyun laughed wildly at first, then nodded with a smile: "Okay, okay, come on."

He recognized that "Brother Weiai Yi" was the guy who took the lead in using "Yi Jiaojiao" in the game before.

The two fans excitedly set up the POSS, and after Yi Siyun's "three, two, one" card, they happily harvested the picture that the anchor personally cut.

And a bullet full of love.

"Okay, let's go on the road with peace of mind after taking a photo, huh?" The cute gingerbread man carried a pumpkin gun, shook his head and shot and killed "Brother Wei Ai Yi" who was standing shoulder to shoulder with him.

Barrage: [The anchor is really cruel! 】

Gu Shi: "You really don't behave like a human being."

Yi Siyun: "Huh?"

He watched with his own eyes in the game that the old man in pajamas swung his sleeves and suffocated the "wife Gu Shi" on the other side with newspapers.

In front of the camera, Gu Shi, who was also wearing pajamas, nodded solemnly and said, "It's not good to spread rumors."

【KSWL】

[Deliberately scoring another point]

[Why do you trick dogs into killing them on Valentine's Day?]

Yi Syun let out a dry cough under the barrage that started to boil again, and brandished his pumpkin gun to shoot down to the next battlefield, unaware that his ears were so red that they were about to steam.

The killing news kept swiping the screen, and the barrage was reporting the one hundred and one ways to die under the anchor's hands, and it became a large-scale easy-to-play scene before you knew it.

[Why can someone kill someone with a soft sponge so loudly? 】

[Why can someone use a pumpkin gun to suppress the gun? 】

[Why do people kill their fans without blinking? 】

[Why do some people smile so nicely while doing a lot of killing? 】

And in another live broadcast room, Gu Chui, who was also full of tricks, suddenly appeared in the bullet screen, and a striking message "bang" hit the center of the screen.

[Why doesn't Brother Gu turn on the camera!I want to see Brother Gu! ! ! 】

[Look at it!Just take a look! 】

"Want to turn on the camera?"

Gu Shi repeated the barrage in a low voice, and spoke with a half-smile, but his voice suddenly came from Yi Siyun's live broadcast room.

The barrage of the two live broadcast rooms was simultaneous: [——! ! ! 】

Oh my god, didn't these people say that they were staying in the room to broadcast live... When did the two of them run into the same room! ?

The barrage questioned sincerely.

[Screen behind the camera, do you pay for it? 】

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The author has something to say:

"Cat Diary" 37》

There is no FPS game that I just can't handle.

If there is--

Then come another consultant.

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There are two more random drops today~