I became the cat of the million-up owner

Eight o'clock in the evening on weekends is the peak time for the anchors of major live broadcast platforms to start broadcasting.

A well-known game commentator, former TOGO captain Jia Gang, a passer-by, just finished fighting Landlords, and was thinking about what to broadcast tonight, when he suddenly clicked on the watch list.

He entered Gu Shi's live broadcast room.

"Friends in the audience, let's relax and see what our Brother Gu is doing... Oh, the kitty is watching the video?"

The anchor, who is called "Teacher Jia" by fans, is well-known at home and abroad for his elegance, easy-going and kindness, and said with great interest: "Gu Shi is watching Mao Mao and watching yourself watching the chicken-eating video that never turns over the team?"

Barrage:"……"

[Miss Jia, take a breath, I can't keep up. 】

[So now Mr. Jia is watching Gushi watching cats and watching himself watching the chicken-eating video of the never-ending team? 】

[In front, is your tongue tied? 】

【...Dolls are prohibited! 】

Passer-by Jia obviously thought this was very interesting, so he stopped in Gu Shi's live broadcast room and began to comment enthusiastically.

"This is our Lianmai several months ago, let me see which round it is..."

The barrage quickly reminded him.

[It is a classic game with extremely low quality! 】

"No, no, what are you all talking about?" Jia, a passer-by, corrected with a slight smile, "Friends, we will never overturn the team. Which game is not a classic game?"

The barrage understands.

[Sparrow food, because every game is very lacking in quality. 】

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[This round is the ultimate rollover round!Literally the kind! 】

In Gu Shi's live broadcast room, after the host's explanation, the fans who had lifted the seal finally released their pent-up enthusiasm.

After many days, I saw the never-turnover team again, and the barrage was full of ecstasy.

[Never overturn the car and eat chicken game!Ye Qing back! 】

[Whoever drives will roll over!Never overturn the team YYDS! 】

[Grand Gou flew off the cliff, Daluo committed a suicide attack, Mr. Jia couldn't get out of the truck, and Gu Shi flew a big jeep with a small motorcycle. 】

[No, you are wrong, these are all curses from Brother Yi. 】

[If you ride in a car, you will overturn, if you drive, you will go to heaven, Brother Yi is always a speed killer! 】

Yi Siyun was very happy to see this barrage.

Never overturn the convoy to overturn, so meow, he likes to watch such plots!

The blue-and-white short-legged cat in front of the live broadcast room happily wagged its tail, and the game screen in the video was reflected in its beautiful cat eyes.

A black shadow was twitching up from the road.

"boom!"

It was a jeep that was driving well in the middle of the road.

Now he is trembling like a ghost and performing aerial gymnastics.

360-degree front flip Thomas jumps and spins sideways for three and a half weeks, then performs a 720-degree back flip!

Difficulty factor - break the table!

Accompanied by the roars of "Yi Shengjun, get the back next time!" "Old Yi, have you ever driven?" Taoist figures flew into the sky one after another.

Without a doubt, it landed in a box.

"Boom—"

The roar of motorcycles came from far and near. A certain anchor surnamed Gu jumped out of the car, stood silent for a moment between the four boxes, and finally resolutely took out a grenade and threw himself.

The barrage laughed wildly.

[Laughing, Brother Gu's eyes during the live broadcast... who knows. 】

[I understand, that look is talking about this group of dishes. 】

[I can't say it because of the image of a cultural person, but I scolded my teammate pig ten thousand times in my heart. 】

[It rhymes, sister. 】

【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 】

While the barrage was laughing and joking, the video in the live broadcast room quickly played to the next round.

After a period of fierce benign competition, pushing and shuffling, Brother Gou finally took over the steering wheel and became the candidate for the back of the game——

In real life, the dog brother who drives as slow as a cow in compliance with the laws and regulations, drove the small pickup truck with half-painted body out of the Bugatti Veyron in the game.

Extreme dodge!

Soar into the air!

Rye Clash!

[As long as I drive fast enough, the overturned car won't be able to catch up with me! 】

"Meow!"

Yi Siyun raised his paw and patted the screen with an expression of approval, and gave an affirmative "ow" at the barrage.

Cats agree!

The barrage watching video is full of speaking skills meow!

The live broadcast room was once again flooded with barrage.

[Drag!College cats! 】

【Ah Wei is dead! 】

[Woooooooooooooo moved! 】

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"It didn't turn over, this time it really didn't turn over."

In another live broadcast room besides Gu Shi and passer-by Jia, the anchor Da Luojun, who is a doctor of art student, spoke lazily. The live broadcast interface was showing Teacher Jia’s live broadcast room, and he obviously joined the army of nesting dolls.

"Are you kidding, we will never overturn the convoy, shall we?" Mr. Da Luo said confidently.

"Do you think the driver is a certain TK monster who enjoys killing teammates? Or a blood-controlling monster who likes to lick teammates' bags? Oh, and there is a certain silent and rich monster... Except me in this team Brother and dog, can anyone not overturn the car?"

The barrage in the live broadcast room suddenly turned green.

[Huh, I'm green? 】

[Sure enough, it's Mr. Yin-Yang Weiqi Daluo. 】

[When encountering a big drop, it will automatically turn green. 】

[Brother, close it, the tea in the live broadcast room is too strong [green tea]]

[Although, I still have to say - ban nesting dolls! 】

It is impossible to ban nesting dolls.

Matryoshka is just addictive.

[Brother Daluo is watching Mr. Jia watching Gu Shi watching Maomao watching Gu Shi watching his own live recording. 】

In the green screen, the orange eye-catching message became the class representative's highlight for everyone.

[Extreme Matryoshka, only the last person left! 】

【let us wait and see! 】

In the next second, in Da Luojun's live broadcast room——

[Li Goudan enters the live broadcast room. 】

[Li Goudan: Hey audience friends, here I come!Let's get busy with the ultimate matryoshka! 】

The barrage was full of jubilation.

【Brother Gou will never disappoint. 】

[Brother Daluo's live broadcast room is indeed Brother Gou's second home. 】

[Today, Gouluo Girlfriends Group tops! 】

【Brother Gou is watching Da Luo, Da Luo is watching Teacher Jia, Teacher Jia is watching Gu Shi, Gu Shi is watching Mao Mao, Mao Mao is watching Gu Shi's video, Gu Shi is watching himself playing games in the video. 】

A class representative summarized the highlights of today's live broadcast for everyone, and asked questions full of doubts at the end.

[Friends... How many dolls are these? 】

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"Asking this kind of question proves that you still don't understand."

A certain Mr. Li Goudan, who just passed the night of playing games, opened a pair of sleepy eyes and dismissed this question, saying that he started the broadcast to recall their invincible chicken eating?

"This is the first team building of our Never Overturn Team in two months. Of course we have to go, we have to go."

The bullet screen was quiet for a moment, and then quickly filled with colorful messages.

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

【it is good! 】

【OK! 】

【clear! 】

【Let's wait for Brother Yi to come back! 】

[Never overturn the team, never leave! 】

【Chong rush! 】

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[Report—Ms. Jia entered the live broadcast room! 】

[Report - Da Luo entered Teacher Jia's live broadcast room! 】

[Report——Brother Gou entered Daluo's live broadcast room! 】

【Extreme Matryoshka - never overturn the team and rush for me! 】

Yi Siyun, who is addicted to game videos and rarely takes a look at the barrage: "..."

This group of anchors are quite good at doing chores, right?

He shook his tail disdainfully, looked at the progress bar that was approaching the end, knew that the video was at the end, and immediately sat up straight, staring at the screen with burning eyes.

Judging from his many years of experience on the site, this kind of game video will end up——

It is the most wonderful meow!

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"Follow me skydive, go to school, brothers!"

"The school is very poor and has nothing!"

"Isn't jumping there just to kill people, just pick up something."

"Xiao Yi, you didn't have dinner? I ordered a barbecued pork rice for you, remember to take it."

"Oh, Brother Gu is strong!"

"The two over there, are you here for PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds or Jedi for love, huh?"

"Fall to the ground, search, search, search! I'm stunned! The last one must be chicken!"

From the perspective of Yi Sheng Bacteria, the female characters with ponytails ran into one room after another, searching for a long time, with little gain.

"Just an M16A4 and a P92, no 556 bullets...machetes and crowbars...not even a frying pan?"

The unlucky anchor ran up to the second floor muttering and picked up a bunch of drinks.

"Am I here to sell drinks?"

In the barrage of "hahahahahaha", Yishengyu couldn't bear it and said: "Do you guys have 556 bullets? Share them with me."

There was silence in the team's voice, and it took a long time for someone to reply sporadically.

"Xiao Yi, do you want a quadruple mirror?"

"I'm coming."

"Wait for me to go down, there is still a head missing."

"556 I have forty rounds, twenty for you."

In the corner of the first floor, Yishengjun and passer-by Jia squatted together to share the spoils.

"Twenty rounds of 556..." A former professional player who knew his team leader Sao's manipulations looked at the barrage, not surprised, "Mr. Jia, the barrage said you have 140 rounds in total."

Passer-by Jia: "They are talking nonsense, how could I have so many, just kidding, no, don't listen to their nonsense."

"The barrage in your live broadcast room is full of question marks, right? Captain?" Yi Shengjun looked at the barrage again, and continued to sneer, "The habit of hoarding goods is still there, Hamster Jia. It was like this back then, and it is still like this now. Um?"

In a round of confrontation, passerby Jia was completely defeated.

Yisheng bacteria successfully obtained 60 rounds of 556 bullets.

The barrage was shocked.

[Help brother Yi suddenly changed to A. 】

[How does a generation of sand sculptures grow into giant A?Is this the tears of the times, or the ruthless encouragement of pig teammates. 】

[Secretly tell you, Brother Gou and Brother Da Luo have 80 rounds and 556 rounds, and they don’t say a word! 】

[Good dog, really good dog. 】

[U1S1, the quality of this team is indeed a bit low. 】

When Yi Siyun saw this barrage, he couldn't help but nodded.

The five-member convoy has TK monsters, bag-licking monsters, stock-hoarding monsters, and two teammate jerks with boundless mana. In short, all members are dogs.

Such a lineup——

It's really hard not to get out of the classic game.

As for eating chicken?

Looking at the appearance of this group of people, it is really hard to think that they really want to eat chicken.

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Fifteen minutes later, Yi Syun's eyes widened with an "Aww".

Meow, they really want to eat chicken! ?

If this allows other players in the game to see the live broadcast—how sad it would be!

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The author has something to say:

"Cat Diary"six"

What is cat's favorite game?

Of course it is FPS!

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Cats are playing games!

Chirp, chirp, chirp!

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