I became the cat of the million-up owner

"Meow!"

Yi Siyun pushed himself into Gu Shi's arms one and one time.

Chop, Chop, Chop Clap Meow hard.

Since unilaterally declaring war on a certain major anchor that day, Yi Syun urgently formulated a battle plan for the kitten to defend the poop shoveler, and one of the most critical tasks is——

Urgent marking!

In short, it means where Gu Shi goes, he goes there.

When Gu Shi was playing games, he would run around on the computer desk, leaning on the keyboard and turning his stomach, clamoring for hugs and holding him high; when Gu Shi went to bed, he would rub against Gu Shi's neck Sleeping next to each other; when Gu Shi eats, he just squats on the dining table and looks at each other with burning eyes; when Gu Shi goes to the toilet, he——

Meow, how can a kitten smell stinky!

"Tuotuo, why have you been so clingy to me recently, have you done something bad?"

Yi Siyun was so sticky that even Gu Shi felt that something was wrong. The live broadcast just started, when Yi Siyun jumped onto the table again, wagging his tail and rubbing against Gu Shi's hand, he suddenly felt light. , was held up by the shit shovel, and looked suspiciously at the shit shovel.

Gu Shi's eyes were filled with thought: "Tuotuo, tell me honestly, did you steal my snacks?"

Yi Siyun: "Meow!"

In other words, I ate a little of your potato chips!a little!

How could you find out that the kitten did something bad?Stupid shit shoveler.

Yi Siyun let out a "meow" as if nothing had happened, stared at his round cat eyes, tilted his head innocently, and looked at Gu Shi.

"Meow-"

The little cat can't understand, the little cat doesn't know.

The little cat only knows that it must not give any chance to the easy-to-growth bacteria!

Yi Syun, who had no idea that Yi Sheng Bacteria had fallen into a coma for many days, clenched his fists in his heart.

The ownership of the shit shovel is sacred and inviolable. He, Yi Tuotuo, the cutest cat in the world, will never admit defeat!

"Today we are going to start playing music games, be good, and we will open the pet version to play together, okay?"

The kitten's cute attack was too deadly, Gu Shi was defeated in a short while, shook Yi Syun's little paw, and promised solemnly.

Yi Siyun: "—Meow!"

Play the game, yes!

He quickly jumped off Gu Shi's hands, squatted on Gu Shi's lap, raised his tail and shook happily.

"Meow woo!"

Hurry up and start!The little cat can't wait to meow!

Also impatient are the audience in the live broadcast room.

[Oh my god, what did I hear, the anchor is going to play a pet version of the game today? 】

[Dancing in ecstasy!The home page notice is scheduled! 】

[Tow and rush for me! 】

【Which audio game are you playing today?That is difficult, can the anchor do it? 】

……

……

"Why can't I?"

The barrage was seen by Gu Shi, and the expressionless anchor with a handsome face snorted coldly and opened the game.

"The operation of this audio game is simple and easy to use. Just press the space at a fixed beat to score points, and reach a certain score before the end of the music to pass the level."

"If you can't pass the level, it must be because Tuo Tuo is making trouble."

"Meow!"

The cat sits on the lap and the pot comes from the sky.

Yi Siyun bared his teeth viciously.

Heh, Gu Shi, let me see how you pass the test!

Even if you knelt down and begged me with the can in your hands, I won't help you pass the test!

"Thump, thump, thump, thump, thump!"

Just as Yi Siyun was humming from the bottom of his heart, the game music started, and the music of the first level floated from the computer, accompanied by a brisk beat.

“1-2-3-4-5-6-7！”

"123456——7!"

"Meow?"

Yi Siyun's ears perked up unconsciously.

His tail couldn't help wagging to the music.

"Meow--"

Oops, DNA moved.

Yi Siyun felt that he seemed to be quite good at music as well.

Otherwise, why, he couldn't help but sing along with the beat.

“1-2-3-4-5-6-喵！”

"123456 - Meow!"

Control, can't control meow.

"--Snapped!"

With the last beat down, the round ends.

A big clearance message popped up on the screen.

【Congratulations!Score S+!]

[Evaluation: It's really amazing and exquisite skills! 】

The studio was in shock.

[Isn't our anchor a well-known audiophile?This can also pass? 】

[Oh, the anchor is hanging up?How much did you pay for it? 】

Gu Shi remained expressionless, and patted Yi Siyun's small head calmly.

Every time the little cat makes a sound, it just gets stuck on the beat.

And Gu Shi pressed the space button every time the "meow" sounded.

Unexpectedly, the short-legged cat at home is also a musical genius kitten.

"The anchor doesn't need money."

Gu Shi scratched the chin of the kitten on his lap, opened his mouth lazily, and entered the next level.

But there are risks in not hanging money.

The risk is that it happens suddenly in the middle of the game.

"Da da da da da da - meow!"

Gu Shi was engrossed in copying his homework. Suddenly, the short-legged cat that was squatting on his lap suddenly leaped onto the table, stood up, and stretched out two short front paws——

Sway left and right!

Game Beat: "Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!"

Yi Siyun twisted: left-right-left-right-left-right-left!

Gu Shi: "Da-da-da-da-da-da--"

"Crack!"

Failed to step on the spot.

Gu Shi's face darkened slightly.

Instead of ticking, his kitty metronome twitched his little ass.

Free hanging is really not very easy to use.

Without the guidance of the kitten, Gu Shi made mistakes more and more frequently, and the sound of slapping that should have been correct gradually turned into some kind of subtle cracking sound.

——Represents card point failure.

The barrage didn't care about that.

The barrage is going crazy for a certain kitten.

[The family members were bursting with laughter, what are you doing? 】

[Help Tuotuo why is he so cute! 】

[The big star drags! 】

[Assistant Gu, big stars like to dance, a certain holographic dance machine game, understand? 】

[Who cares, the anchor made three mistakes in a row. 】

[Four times, oh, it's over. 】

"Beep!"

The sound effect of the end of the level sounds, and the clearance information pops up again.

[The end of the round, score B! 】

With the assist of dragging the metronome in the first half, Gu Shi entered the boss level of the first act without any risk.

"Meow--"

Yi Syun, who had just finished half a disco song and felt a little tired, listened to the prelude to the next song, squinted his eyes and lay down on the spot, staring at Gu Shi in a daze.

The pace is too slow to be interesting.

The cat is tired, let's watch the handsome poop shovel play games for a while.

Yi Siyun lay paralyzed by the keyboard, his big tail sweeping Gu Shi's wrist, and looked at him with wide eyes.

“1-2-3-4-5-6——咔！”

As the music started, Yi Siyun saw Gu Shi's expressionless face, raising and lowering his hands.

No, yes, one, down - hit the beat.

Yi Siyun: "..."

???

The cat was shocked.

What a musical idiot it would have to be to perfectly avoid all beats!

His tail couldn't help wagging to the beat.

Bang, bang!Bang, bang!Bang - bang!

——Is it difficult?

Facts have proved that it is really difficult for Gu Shi.

"Thump, thump, thump—"

At the end of the round, the tone of the dialog box that pops up this time is quite different from the previous one.

[The round failed, F! 】

[Evaluation: Did you not wake up today? 】

Barrage: "Hahahahahahahaha!"

[This is really a bit difficult for the master be. 】

[The case is solved, the anchor is still the same music idiot. 】

[Be more precise in the front, it’s a music idiot. 】

[Then the question is, how did the anchor pass the level just now? 】

Yi Siyun looked at the bullet screen that flew across the live broadcast room, and let out a long "meow".

Do you still need to ask, of course it is because of Mr. Cat!

He looked at the failure of the round with hatred, and started the second round with his expression unchanged. Gu Shi, who was still always inaccurate, sighed in his heart.

Gu Shi, Gu Shi, what would you do without me!

A game can't be played, and the anchor will be laid off and re-employed!

Yi Syun got up slowly, took catwalks, and sat in front of the screen solemnly.

With a sweep of its long tail, most of the screen was blocked.

"Meow!"

The music is playing, listen to my command!

Cats lead you to victory!

"Da-da-meow! Da-da-meow! Da-meow! Da-meow! Da-meow!"

……

……

"Beep!"

【Congratulations!Rated S+! 】

[Evaluation: You are truly an unborn musical genius! 】

"Meow!"

Yi Siyun wagged his tail triumphantly, and before he could turn around to show off to the shit shoveler, his whole body felt light again.

Gu Shi picked him up from behind him, held him in front of the camera, and shook the kitten's pink and tender paws towards the live broadcast room.

"Let me introduce to you my hook, the cat-mao metronome, which is limited in the world and is the only one."

Yi Siyun: "Meow!"

The dignity of the cat uncle is fully reflected here.

Very good, Mr. Cat is very satisfied.

Shit shovel, give you a five-star praise meow!

"Next, we will open the pet version mode, and use the holographic keyboard to let Tuo Tuo play a game of Easter eggs."

Amidst the barrage of "Is this true?" "Duotuo's first game career show?!" "Then this is the first broadcast of Totuo!!", Gu Shi adjusted the game mode and pushed his chair away , turn on the holographic keyboard projection on the side.

The ground in front of the screen was covered by a huge keyboard in the next moment.

Because of the needs of the game, the keyboard is automatically adjusted to the pet mode after the keyboard is connected, leaving only a huge space bar in the center.

Yi Siyun let out a happy "meow", rushed out of Gu Shi's arms, and fell headlong towards the keyboard——

"Snapped!"

When the limbs landed on the ground, there was actually the sound effect of the keyboard "clicking" and that special sense of rebound, which was so realistic that Yi Siyun even thought for a moment that he had returned to the time when he used to play games.

"Meow!"

He wagged his tail happily, turned around and yelled at Gu Shi.

Cats like it, hurry up!

Shit shovel, I will be in control of your live broadcast room today, Yi Tuotuo!

Be sure to bring you a homepage notice back!

The barrage screamed with excitement.

[Then, all viewers and friends, please look forward to - Tuo Tuo's live broadcast debut! 】

【...The Song of Cats? 】

The music is on!

greatly awaited!

"Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow!"

"Meow~~~Aw~~~Meow!"

A series of wonderful combo sound effects sounded in the live broadcast room.

Perfect!Perfect!Perfect!

Combos X3!

"Meow!"

In the live broadcast room, the images captured by the entire camera are integrated with the game interface, the background music composed of meowing is cheerful and cute, and the space bar of the virtual keyboard is enlarged several times, changing positions randomly within a space of less than ten square meters.

There is another real and emotional cat's little milk sound, which sounds repeatedly with the beat.

"Meow woo ow—"

A blue-and-white short-legged cat was chasing the space bar, running and jumping around, its figure was agile, its small pads were aimed at the keyboard, and it snapped viciously——

Cat Cat Fly Strike!

Cats punch!

Pussy butt pier!

"Beep!"

【Congratulations on customs clearance! 】

【Score S+!】

[Evaluation: Meow meow meow meow! 】

【Translation: You must be the smartest and cutest kitty in the world! 】

Yi Siyun stood up, raised his two little paws, and made a gesture of cheering.

"Meow!"

Cats win!

At this moment, the refresh rate of the barrage in the live broadcast room soared again.

A piece of "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" and "so cute ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" floated across, covering the entire interface of the live broadcast room, and only eye-catching messages could stay on the screen for a short time.

[Barrage Summary: Congratulations to No. 500!Congrats on the home page notification!Congratulations to the number of simultaneous viewers in the live broadcast room breaking [-] million! 】

[Congratulations to Tuo Tuo's first broadcast of 500 million!Defeat Gu Shi's highest discipline of 478 million and become the first brother in the game area! 】

Eye-catching messages of different colors floated across the screen, and one of the high-level bullet screens was extremely eye-catching.

[Congratulations to the host for unlocking the achievement: the game can't beat Maomao and the shame of broadcasting (1/1)! 】

Yi Siyun: "Meow!"

——Well said meow!

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The author has something to say:

"Cat Diary"eight"

Uncle Cat is a humanoid metronome, so it’s not a problem to mere music games.

Shit shoveler, the traffic password for the live broadcast, understand?

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Have you fed the cutest tow in the world today?

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Today's game prototype is "Rhythm Doctor", which is very fun, but it is really not suitable for people who have no sense of rhythm, and they will smash the keyboard in anger.

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