The Pastoral Life Started with the Villain [Transmigration Book]

It was getting dark, and the tenant opposite was frying chili peppers again. Ye Lanzhou was choked up and coughed twice. She lowered her head and took out the key to open the door.

The landlord next door suddenly poked his head out, with a fake smile on his face: "Xiaoye, next quarter's rent is due, don't forget!"

Ye Lanzhou coughed twice more, responded with "Got it", and pushed the door open to enter the room. The first floor of City H was very damp and damp. The rainy season had just passed, and the leather shoes, bags, and books in the room were damp and even moldy.Every breath, as if the mold lined up and got into the lungs.

He kept running into roommates when he rented: the first roommate was cockroaches, the second was mice, the third was mold.The walls and closets in the room were moldy, and the landlord didn't care about it. He was only active in collecting rent.

Thinking of the quarrel with her boss during the day at the company, Ye Lanzhou felt that her past 6 years were meaningless.It is said to be a "graphic designer", but it is actually just a tool to present the ideas of the boss and Party A, just like the pen in the hand of a painter, without thinking.They only need the same "design" as the hit, as if this can ensure that the product will also become a hit.

Since it is a paintbrush, if it is not working well, you can change it at any time, and there will always be a new one on top. Of course, there is no need to spend more on the paintbrush.So he worked for 6 years, and the monthly salary only increased from the initial 3000 to more than 6000, but the work content increased.

When he is free from get off work, he also works part-time online to earn extra money.He spelled himself out with occupational diseases, chaotic work and rest, often staying up late and getting up early to go to work the next day.But with the money he saved from living frugally for several years, he couldn't even afford the down payment for houses in the surrounding counties of H City.Even the rent of the less than 10-square-meter house he lives in now costs 1900 yuan a month.

Ye Lanzhou's parents were just ordinary farmers in remote villages, and he had an elder brother and an older sister above him.When they got married and bought a house, they had already emptied their parents' money from selling the old house and the hard-earned money they had saved over the years.

He can only rely on himself.

Ye Lanzhou was ready to be single for the rest of her life when she found out that her sexual orientation was homosexual.But he still wants to have a home, at least a house that can shelter from the wind and rain.It's just that after working hard for many years, the road between him and his wish is still very long... This is reality.

Sitting in the dark and damp room, Ye Lanzhou began to reflect on the unprecedented loneliness and frustration: Do I really need this job?I'm almost 30, will I continue to do this job in the future?Even if the company won't go bankrupt and won't fire me, am I going to live like this for the rest of my life?

No, he doesn't want to.His life is destined to be impossible to be vigorous, but it should never be a walking dead!

Ye Lanzhou decided to resign. While he was young and confident, he wanted to change his future!

The next day, walking from the cold and dark company to the warm and bright winter, Ye Lanzhou took a deep breath and felt that life was not without hope: his 30 savings could buy a small house in his hometown, which was more than enough Well!Grow your own vegetables and eat them yourself, and you can even raise a dog!how beautiful!

He was tired of the city and wanted to go back to the fields of his hometown.

Ye Lanzhou showed a tired and relaxed smile, and walked into the sun.The palpitations of staying up all night suddenly turned into severe cramps. Ye Lanzhou's face turned pale instantly, his body was unstable, and he fell and rolled down the steps...

When he regained consciousness, Ye Lanzhou was blinded by the light above his head, and every bone in his body hurt.

After adapting to the light, he opened his eyes and found that what was above his head was no longer the blue sky and scorching sun, but dazzling retro murals and brilliant crystal chandeliers.Looking around again, he found that this was a duplex villa that was so luxurious that it exceeded all his imagination.

And at an arm's length away from him, there was a person lying on the wooden floor just like him, with black hair hanging loose, but his eyes were closed tightly. The thick black eyelashes made his complexion paler, and the black hair was still winding Black and red blood.

The words "murder scene" immediately popped up in Ye Lanzhou's mind, could he be the "murderer"? !

Tremblingly, he stretched out his hand under the "victim's" nose, trying to determine whether the other person was still breathing, but he didn't know whether it was because he was too nervous and caused the sensation to become dull, or if the other person was really dead, and he didn't feel it.Thinking of the knowledge learned in the criminal investigation drama, Ye Lanzhou quickly put his fingers on the carotid artery of the opponent, and felt a clear pulse this time.

"Huh—" Ye Lan Zhou let out a breath, and sat down on the ground.

While relaxing, he noticed a sudden extra memory in his mind: this is a derivative world of a book.

When he fell at the entrance of the company, he had indeed died suddenly, but for some reason, his soul did not go to the legendary "underworld", but entered the body of the character in the book with the same name as him, and the soul of the original owner It disappeared the moment it fell down the stairs.

After quickly reading the memory in his mind, Ye Lanzhou found out: He has read this book!He even chased serialization!

This is an ancient gossip and beauty article, the plot focuses on the kind of sadomasochistic love, how come the gossip.

In order to highlight the hardships and excitement of the protagonist Shou and Zheng Gong Gong's love, the author created a particularly successful villain in the book: Gu Xilou.He is a straight black beauty lying on the ground, and also the lover of the original owner who lived together for 5 years.

In the book, Gu Xilou fell in love with the clean-tempered protagonist Shou at first sight, and imprisoned the protagonist Shou after he couldn't ask for it.The protagonist is imprisoned in a secret base that only he knows, forcing the other party to fall in love with him.The villain does not have sex with the protagonist Shou because he has psychosexual dysfunction - impotence for short.

Because the villain has the childhood trauma of seeing his mother cheating, this makes the villain feel that sex is very dirty and ugly, and he hates sex ever since.But boys have to develop secondary traits during puberty, and the villain will be abnormal, impotent, and develop severe cleanliness.

In other words, even though the villain lived with the original owner for five full years, the two of them have never even held hands, let alone anything else!That is to say, the original owner loved the villain so much that even Plato could accept it.

Moreover, after watching the villain imprison the protagonist, he takes out all kinds of tricks and props to play with, the psychological description of the protagonist being ashamed and afraid, wanting and resisting, and the physiological reaction of the body that cannot be controlled... It is also very interesting.Anyway, Ye Lanzhou watched the wolf's blood boil at the beginning, and hid in the bed to calm down for a long time before falling asleep.

but!yes!The protagonist Shou and the real Gong are true love, how could they succumb to the villain?The next plot is naturally the real hero saving the beauty, the two hug each other tightly and kiss sincerely.

Can the villain just watch them make love?That must not be possible!

So the villain took out the gasoline he had prepared earlier and poured it around the secret base, trying to burn them to death.But he never thought that the real attack had already been prevented, and the protagonist, the protector, escaped.The villain will kill himself if he does many unrighteous deeds, and will eventually be buried in a sea of ​​flames.

In the finale, the real Gong and the protagonist Shou naturally achieved a consummated love, and even went abroad to get married and get a certificate.

What about the original owner with the same name as Ye Lanzhou?In the book, he is the villain's predecessor, and also the cannon fodder male partner who witnessed the villain's love at first sight.After the villain and the protagonist Shou met and fell in love at first sight, the original owner was dumped.

But the original owner was really infatuated with the villain, even if it was the villain who betrayed their feelings, the original owner did not blame him, but hated the protagonist Shou who "seduced" him.In order to save the villain, the original owner found the right opportunity to drive and hit the protagonist Shou.Unexpectedly, the villain had discovered his plan long ago, and tampered with the brakes in advance.

As long as the villain stands next to the protagonist, the original owner dare not run into him for fear of hurting him, but the car has already started and cannot stop, so the original owner's fate can be imagined.

He was obviously a popular first-line actor with a magnanimous star career, but his face was disfigured by a car accident. His beloved abandoned him earlier, and even wanted him to die.The original owner couldn't accept the ghost-like face in the mirror, let alone believe that the former lover was really cruel.

He wants to save him from going back to the west building!Therefore, even if he knew that plastic surgery would not bring him back to his original state, the original owner still insisted on performing the surgery one after another, otherwise he would not dare to appear in front of Gu Xilou.

But plastic surgery is risky, and the fragile skeletal muscles of the human body cannot withstand repeated operations.The frequent plastic surgery made the original owner's wound infected, his face festered, and he died in pain.In the end, he never saw Gu Xilou again.

Unfortunately, Ye Lanzhou, who has the same name as this cannon fodder actor, got goosebumps when he saw this.He couldn't help suspecting that the author had an enemy named Ye Lanzhou, otherwise the end would be too miserable!

At the same time, Ye Lanzhou was also deeply impressed by the villain's charm and character.

This is a cold and cold extreme character: no matter how much you love him, as long as he doesn't love you, he can let you die.Your love is worthless to him, even a burden he is eager to get rid of.And fell in love with him?Your reaction can't satisfy him, and if you refuse, it's a dead end if he doesn't ask for it.

In short, it is misfortune to be associated with such a villain.

Ye Lanzhou is very unlucky now, he transmigrated after "the villain wanted to dump the original owner, the original owner knelt down and begged, and the two of them fell down the stairs together".In the book, the original owner was the only one who fell down the stairs. Could it be that he flapped the butterfly wings through the book and knocked down the villain too?

Now that it has happened, Ye Lanzhou has to face a very serious question: to save, or not to save?

If he was dumped, he would definitely not drive into the protagonist Shou. If the villain survived, the protagonist Shou would be in danger.Circumstances such as imprisonment and rape only appear in novels, and Ye Lanzhou will like them.After the world came true, the same plot was pulled into reality, Ye Lanzhou just wanted to call the police.

"Ah." After sighing, Ye Lanzhou dialed the emergency number, let's save people first.My legs and back are also very painful, there should be no fractures or cracks...

A day later, in the hospital ward.

Ye Lanzhou secretly lifted the mask and stuffed a mouthful of cherries, then pulled the mask off and chewed slowly.

The man he is now is no longer the man he was yesterday.

Ye Lanzhou didn't have the slightest idea about the identity of a "big star" yesterday, so he called an ambulance directly.As a result, the ambulance came, and the reporter also came after smelling it.Fortunately, no one dared to stop the ambulance, so it was able to drive smoothly all the way to the hospital.

In the hospital, Ye Lanzhou and Gu Xilou were examined by the doctor separately.Fortunately: the original owner's body is very durable, rolling down dozens of stairs, there are only a few bruises, this is probably because the original owner still has scenes of driving and hitting people and continuous plastic surgery-_-|||……

The villain Gu Xilou is obviously also an outcast of fate.

The doctor took the X-ray of the brain and explained to Ye Lanzhou: "The impact on the head caused concussion and intracranial hemorrhage... The brain is the most delicate organ, and it is not convenient for him to operate on this part. Being oppressed, unconsciousness, sensory disturbances, nausea and vomiting... Anything can happen. There is less blood accumulation. If you are lucky, your brain can slowly absorb and purify it after waking up, and finally recover. If you are unlucky, you will be in a vegetative state, hemiplegia, Abnormal body movements ... are possible, and you have to be mentally prepared."

Ye Lanzhou: ...

It would be great if he was unconscious, he would laugh out loud in his dreams.

After the good news comes the bad news.

The original owner's agent called, and the roar on the other end was still clear from a distance of half a meter. The content was roughly: first blame Ye Lanzhou for his careless behavior and being photographed by so many paparazzi.Not only was his relationship with Gu Xilou picked up, but the Internet was full of people calling him gay and deceiving fans.

He is already popular and has many fans. In addition, he has been very active recently because of the new movie and has a high degree of exposure.As soon as various news media and Weibo big V texts with real hammer photos were released, they were wildly reposted by netizens—and Ye Lanzhou did not immediately contact the agent to do a good job of public relations when the incident happened—now the news can no longer be suppressed.

The agent also gave two blockbusters: one is that the director of the new movie that the original owner is about to star in hates Gay very much, and after learning the news, he has announced that he will terminate the contract and change people.Because it was only a verbal agreement and no contract was signed, they had nothing to do with that director.The second is an award with a lot of gold, and it was revealed internally that the original owner had been selected, and now the cooked duck also flew away.

Ye Lanzhou: ...

He was thinking about how to answer, and dealt with the agent, when the person lying on the bed next to him suddenly opened his eyes and looked at him in a daze, with a low voice, "Who are you?" Then he frowned, "Who am I? What? in hospital?"

Ye Lanzhou:! ! !

Ring the emergency bell to call the doctor. After some examinations, the doctor confirmed: "It is indeed a memory disorder. But I will remember it slowly. Don't worry, just wake up and take care of it."

Looking at Gu Xilou who was covering his forehead, frowning and depressed, Ye Lanzhou tried his best to suppress the upturned corners of his mouth, and his eyes were shining brightly: the eternal god of ancient dog blood!There can be more blood like amnesia!

A godsend opportunity not to be missed! !

Ignoring the agent's inquiry on the other end of the phone, Ye Lanzhou closed her eyes and took a deep breath: "I want to quit the circle."

He has already smelled the smell of green grass and golden wheat, the smoke of cooking at sunset, and the barking of dogs at the entrance of the village, these are the memories engraved in his childhood.

The author has something to say: Long time no see, new article~

I have a little manuscript, please collect it! ! !

There are a lot of problems in the early stage of the attack, and they will be cured later, please rest assured to enter the pit~