The Pastoral Life Started with the Villain [Transmigration Book]

When Ye Lanzhou opened his eyes, it was almost twilight, and the orange sunlight shone in through the gaps in the curtains, and every muscle in his body was soaked with laziness after a sound sleep.

There was a faint fragrance of sweet-scented osmanthus in the air, and the extremely comfortable environment made his thinking slow down.After being dazed for two seconds, Ye Lanzhou returned to his senses, and only then did he realize that he was sleeping in Gu Xilou's room.

"Didn't you tell me to wake me up at the rest stop?"

Ye Lanzhou found Gu Xilou in the yard. He had long hair loose and was looking down at the tablet in his hand. Hearing this, he looked up at Ye Lanzhou, his night-like eyes were brilliantly illuminated by the sunset.

"Are you awake? I didn't call you because you were sleeping soundly."

Not only is it very familiar, it is like sleeping like a baby!I guess I don't need to sleep tonight, since I just woke up in the middle of the night, even if I catch up on sleep, I won't be able to sleep for that long.Could it be that the fatigue accumulated in this body broke out?Isn't being a star very tiring...

Touching the sleepy hair on the back of his head, Ye Lanzhou rubbed his hot face, "You're hungry if you haven't eaten lunch, I'll take a shower and cook."

Rushing to the bathroom on the second floor, Ye Lanzhou quickly took a shower and completely recovered.

Because I only left for a day and night, there was almost no change in the kitchen, and everything was still the same as the day before yesterday.Ye Lanzhou checked the food reserves and decided to make a few simple stir-fries with rice.

Stir-fried meat with scallions, ground three delicacies and vinegared cabbage.The first two are famous side dishes, and the last one is hot and sour, suitable for appetizers.

The three stir-fries don't take much time, and when the last dish of vinegared cabbage is ready, the steaming rice is also ready.It was not yet dark at this time, but under the shadow of trees and mountains, the courtyard was already a little unclear, and dinner was placed on the dining table in the living room.

Ye Lanzhou was used to not talking when eating or sleeping, and Gu Xilou was not a good talker, so the two settled the dinner quietly as usual.This silent scene was the same as the past week, but for some reason, Ye Lanzhou felt that the atmosphere had changed.He felt nervous, and also had an inexplicable anxious expectation, like waiting for the second shoe to hit the ground at an unknown time.

Under such circumstances, he couldn't help but look at the other person's face and every move.

Gu Xilou's slender and fair fingers are not suitable for cleaning the dishes, and his temperament is not compatible with kitchen cleaning and other chores.Such a person should not be covered with detergent foam, but should be holding a high-end custom expensive pen, sitting behind a desk and planning.

For the first time, Ye Lanzhou felt the guilt of letting the bright pearl be dusted.The corner of his mouth twitched, but he finally couldn't hold back, stretched out his hand and said, "Let me wash it."

"No. It's finished washing." Gu Xilou was putting the clean dishes on the drying rack one by one.

Ye Lanzhou: "After that, I will do the washing."

Gu Xilou paused, and looked over with a smile, "Why?"

Ye Lanzhou: "Your computer and files will arrive tomorrow, and you must be busy with the things you have accumulated for half a month. And you don't remember the past now, so it should be even harder to get started again."

Gu Xilou: "Maybe...but it doesn't take time to wash the dishes."

Ye Lanzhou: "...do you like washing dishes very much?" He didn't feel it.

Gu Xilou finished cleaning while talking to Ye Lanzhou.After taking out a tissue to wipe off the water droplets on his hands, he was just putting down his rolled up sleeves to cover Yubai's wrists.

"You cook, I wash the dishes. Isn't this very common among lovers?" Gu Xilou said with a look of reminiscence and reflection, "Could it be that I never washed dishes before?"

Of course, the author of the original book would not bother to explain whether a villain male three washes dishes, but Ye Lanzhou speculates that he has never washed them, and at most washes a cup by himself.Gu Xilou and Ye Lanzhou in the original book are both people who order meals. The people in the restaurant will deliver three meals a day at regular intervals, and then come and collect them at regular intervals. They don't need to worry about everything.

"Buy a dishwasher." Ye Lanzhou simply decided, "The one with a disinfection cabinet."

Although he likes to cook, he doesn't like washing dishes either.And it was weird to keep arguing, as if doing the dishes had become something of a chore.Out of a little bit of unspeakable guilt, really only a little bit, and a little bit of compromise with his own laziness, Ye Lanzhou had a flash of inspiration and made this decision.

Gu Xilou: "Sterilizer, it's pretty good."

Sure enough, Gu Xilou didn't object either.After amnesia, his cleanliness is not as serious as in the book, but it can be seen from the fact that he keeps his appearance clean and tidy, he is still much cleaner than ordinary people.In this way, he would naturally agree to disinfect the kitchen utensils.

Ye Lanzhou recalled the electrical appliances store in the town, which sold common household appliances such as washing machines, refrigerators, and microwave ovens, but did not have dishwashers, so she decided, "Buy them online."

Online shopping is very convenient now, and there are online stores for various brands of electrical appliances. After placing an order online, it is very convenient and fast, whether it is the nearest delivery or express delivery.

After making up his mind, Ye Lanzhou searched online, and finally chose a brand with a good reputation to place an order, reminding that it will be delivered tomorrow.After selling the dishwasher, Ye Lanzhou visited other online stores by the way.

When he was shopping online, Gu Xilou was watching the tablet quietly, and the only sound in the hall was the sound of Ye Lanzhou typing on the keyboard and clicking the mouse.

Ye Lanzhou was browsing the product page, when the news window of "Celebrity Ye Lanzhou came out for love" suddenly popped up, he subconsciously clicked it, and the webpage immediately jumped to the news page.

The content of the entire article revolved around the words "retire from the circle" and "coming out", and even posted a photo of his gay man Gu Xilou.I don't know which reporter is so good at taking pictures. In the photo, Gu Xilou looks as glamorous as a drama actor in the center of the stage. His facial features and aura alone occupy the center of the picture.

In addition, Ye Lanzhou just lowered his head in the picture, as if he was making a confession, he couldn't see his facial features clearly, and people could only notice Gu Xilou at a glance. Under the shock of his appearance, everyone else became a foil.

The news comment area has exploded. When Ye Lanzhou was reading the content of the article, the number of retweets, clicks and comments continued to rise.He roughly glanced at the comment area and found that there are three main factions:

One group praised Gu Xilou's appearance, thinking that it matched Ye Lanzhou well.Ye Lanzhou is very brave to come out for love, and believes that love blesses the two of them.One group probably used to be fans of Ye Lanzhou, or passers-by who were homophobic, felt deceived and scolded homosexuals to death.There is another group of people who think that Ye Lanzhou's move is too stupid. He actually gave up his great career for gay people, and his life is over, and he will never want to be a star again in the future.

Ye Lanzhou opened a certain blog page of the original owner.His certain blog account was previously managed with his agent Cheng Chao, and the last update on it was Cheng Chao's statement of quitting the circle in the name of the studio.

The comment section below this statement has also exploded.But unlike the news just now, the fans and sunspots of the original owner are basically the ones who leave comments here.Without the trolls and fans hired by the studio to manage comments, the comment area has completely become a reservoir where anyone can vent their emotions.

With all kinds of fiercely worded comments, you can feel the excitement of the writer when typing just by looking at it.Gao Zan's comments are supportive, and I hope to continue to see Ye Lanzhou's die-hard fans who occasionally appear on the scene, and there are also those who can't accept it and leave the fan.

But the high praise comment that caught Ye Lanzhou's attention the most was a short seven-character comment: I will continue to watch you.

Subconsciously, Ye Lanzhou felt that when the speaker was typing, he was not holding the concern of fans who want to continue to follow the idol's news, but wanted to express that you will never get rid of my cold madness.

These seven words made Ye Lanzhou seem to feel the peeping eyes coming from the crack of the door.

The author has something to say: The input method of MAC is too unfriendly T3T

I miss my speed of 3000+ per hour

*The story of the second shoe landing - the information comes from Baidu, I feel that everyone should know it, but I am worried that some cuties don't understand it, so let's talk nonsense

Originated from artist Su Wenmao's stand-up comedy "Throwing Boots", it describes the mood and emotion of expecting a certain result.

The story goes that a young man was renting a house, and he rented a room on the second floor of an elderly landlord who had a bad heart and often suffered from insomnia.Young people come home at night every night and are used to throwing off their boots. The two thuds of the boots always wake up the landlord.One day when I was throwing the second boot, I remembered the protest of the old landlord a few days ago, so I put it down gently.The old landlord waited for the second boot to hit the ground that night, but he did not sleep all night.