The Pastoral Life Started with the Villain [Transmigration Book]

Ye Lanzhou replied in the first reaction: "Have I washed it?"

Looking at Gu Xilou's expression, Ye Lanzhou quickly realized that he had said another nonsense: Of course Gu Xilou knew that he had washed it.

So it's that kind of...invitation?

But...will it be too fast?He's not ready yet!There is nothing at home...

"Next time..." Ye Lanzhou's cheeks were burning hot, and he was afraid to look directly at Gu Xilou's fiery gaze, "I have to deal with chestnuts..." After finishing speaking, he broke away from Gu Xilou's hand and fled .

In the kitchen, Ye Lanzhou was a little distracted when handling the chestnuts.After the chestnut in his hand flew out again, he suddenly came back to his senses, realizing that his mind was no longer on the ingredients.

That's right, I and Gu Xilou have established a relationship as lovers, so of course we can do what lovers would do.I've done holding hands and kissing, and it's natural to go to the last step.But Gu Xilou... Has he recovered from his illness?

In the original book, Gu Xilou has never had a relationship with anyone because of psychological reasons and his obsession with cleanliness.After amnesia, Gu Xilou can't remember the past, and the problems caused by mental illness should be cured without medicine, right?

Moreover, Gu Xilou took the initiative to invite himself, which means that he wants it, right?or try?

Ye Lanzhou took out his mobile phone and quickly placed an order, waiting for the items to arrive.Next... Do you want to make two-handed preparations?Ye Lanzhou has never done anything with others, and he doesn't know which side he is on, so he doesn't care about being up or down.But Gu Xilou should be on the top, right?If he still can't do it by then, should he be the attacker himself?

He should also learn how to make the people below comfortable.As for the learning materials... The only person Ye Lanzhou could think of asking for help was Qin Hongyuan, who was stamped "living well" by the author of the original book.

After being in the same discussion group as Qin Hongyuan and Su Chengze, the three of them have chatted a lot in recent days, and they can even be called friends.Besides, the friendship is deepened through mutual trouble, so it should be okay to talk about that topic, right?

Ye Lanzhou in the discussion group Aite Qin Hongyuan: Do you have any learning materials on that?

After a while, Qin Hongyuan replied: Which aspect?

Ye Lanzhou: In terms of DOI... because the only person I can think of to ask is you.I want to know what the people above can do to make the receiving party not so hard and feel comfortable...

Qin Hongyuan replied quickly this time: ah...I didn't expect...

Su Chengze also raised his head: So Mr. Gu is down there?

Qin Hongyuan paid attention to two other points: Wait!You've been living together for five years and you haven't done anything? !And how did Chengze know Gu Xilou?

Su Chengze: When Lan Zhou and I were in the same play, Mr. Gu came to visit the set.Speaking of which, I have misunderstood Mr. Gu, I am really sorry...

Ye Lanzhou: Xilou used to be in poor health... @苏成泽What misunderstanding?

Qin Hongyuan was also asking: What misunderstanding?Never heard you mention it before.

Su Chengze: At the scene of that play, Mr. Gu asked me for my contact information... I thought he had a crush on me, but now that I think about it, it must be a misunderstanding.He just found out that I'm the same kind of person, and he likes me, so he wants to be friends with me.

Reminded by Su Chengze's words, Ye Lanzhou remembered that when he came through the book, he happened to meet Gu Xilou and the original owner's breakup scene.So Gu Xilou had actually met Su Chengze.

Ye Lanzhou, who has sorted out her heart, won't worry about what's there or what's not.No matter whether he has amnesia or not, Gu Xilou is still Gu Xilou, and his lover is himself now.Even if Gu Xilou recovers his memory, the time and memories with him will not disappear.

Reason thinks so, but Ye Lanzhou is still a little angry: what about Su Chengze attracts you the most?Can make you fall in love with him at first sight like crazy?

Ye Lanzhou: What is Mr. Qin's favorite place in Chengze?

Qin Hongyuan replied in seconds: Of course all of them!

Su Chengze: Shy.jpg

Ye Lanzhou: ...

Sorry he shouldn't have asked.

Ye Lanzhou: You can just send the information to my email, please trouble Mr. Qin.

Finally leaving her email address, Ye Lanzhou exited the chat window.It was discovered that Tan Wen had sent him a message, the content was that Juzi Live would hold an online event for the ASDF game recently.

ASDF game is a new tactical competitive shooting sandbox game this year, jointly developed and produced by Apocalypse Media and a famous game company.Every time Ye Lanzhou clicks into the APP store, he can see it in the top three download rankings and popularity rankings.And recently, all the videos with the tag "ASDF" are popular, which shows the popularity of this game.

Combined with the recent news that ASDF games will hold offline competitions, Orange Live, as a subsidiary of Apocalypse Media, whether it is for profit reasons or to promote its own products, it is normal to hold a grand online event for this purpose.

Ye Lanzhou replied to Tan Wen: But I'm not the anchor of the game area?

Tan Wen replied quickly: Is it convenient to answer the phone now?

After Ye Lanzhou replied conveniently, Tan Wen called directly.

After a brief greeting, Tan Wen got straight to the point and said: "Online live broadcast events are different from offline competition events. They don't focus on winning or losing, but on entertainment. It's just as long as the process is exciting, so even the hosts of the game area can participate. It should be said that this is It is a carnival event on our entire platform, and all anchors can participate. Of course, the homepage promotion space is limited, and it will be given priority to the big anchors who attract more traffic."

Ye Lanzhou wanted to decline: "However, I haven't played ASDF games before. If the anchor's skills are too good, the process will be very boring, right?" He didn't consider being the anchor of the game area at first, because he couldn't chat and was technical. ah.

Tan Wen on the other end of the phone didn't take it seriously, and said with a smile: "Those who really want to watch technology are paying attention to the broadcast of offline events. The audience who come to our platform to watch the live broadcast are here for entertainment. Lan Zhou, you have never played this game Don’t you know yet? ASDF is a player-versus-player game that includes single-player and team-based games. For non-game anchors like Lanzhou, when the event starts, we will arrange for you to conduct a joint live broadcast with the game anchors.”

Ye Lanzhou heard for the first time: "Joint live broadcast?"

Tan Wen: "Yes. In the anchor industry, all activities are online, and the flow of fans is large. Joint live broadcasting is like a buy one get one free event. Fans may only come for one of them at first, but they are attracted by the live content. After that, there is a high chance that they will follow another host. And because multiple fans follow at the same time, the popularity of live videos will be higher. For the hosts who conduct joint live broadcasts, this is a win-win thing.”

Ye Lanzhou hesitated.In his place, seek his job.It is an activity that anchors on all platforms will participate in, and they can attract fans while completing the contract content. He shouldn't refuse it no matter what the situation is.

"I'm really good at technology, and I'm not good at chatting, is that okay?" This was his last worry.

Tan Wen's answer was to reassure him: "No problem! I will arrange for you to have a skilled and chatty person. Lanzhou, you can behave normally."

When the person in charge said this, Ye Lanzhou could only agree.

After hanging up the phone, Ye Lanzhou realized dully: Tan Wen didn't give him the option of refusing from the beginning, and the reasons to persuade him became more and more powerful.Fortunately, the management is in their 30s, and this mouth alone is worthy of the salary Qin Hongyuan paid him.

Now that he has decided to participate in the event, Ye Lanzhou plans to do well.He downloaded the game client on his computer, installed it, and planned to familiarize himself with the game content after dinner, so as not to delay the other anchors too much after the live broadcast.

Inadequate skills are a matter of ability and practice, while ignorance and lack of cooperation are a matter of attitude.

Ye Lanzhou didn't like to cause trouble for others, so she decided not only to spend more time practicing before the live broadcast, but also to check the strategies.When he was able to save time, when chatting with the co-host, he couldn't answer the conversation at all, and he didn't know what to ask.

The things bought online have not arrived yet, and the study materials given by Qin Hongyuan have not yet been read. Ye Lanzhou is not sure how to treat Gu Xilou who wants to go further with him.Practice playing games is a good excuse to deliver to your door.

So after dinner, Ye Lanzhou said to Gu Xilou who had been looking at him eagerly, "Go and rest first, I'll play games for a while."

Gu Xilou approached, put his hand on the back of Ye Lanzhou's seat and asked, "What game? Is it that fun?"

After reading the game's guide prompts, Ye Lanzhou chose to go directly to actual combat to familiarize himself with the usage of various firearms and props.When talking to Gu Xilou, he was hiding in a small two-story building, and the small map indicated that there were enemies approaching in the distance.

Ye Lanzhou held his breath, and after finishing off the enemy by surprise, he replied: "I just got started, and it's the game that the company will promote in the latest event, because I want to do a joint live broadcast with other anchors, so don't be too embarrassing when you think about it. Practice. The experience of playing a few rounds is not bad. The modeling is exquisite, the various dubbings are very real, and the impact and feedback of the firearms are also very good..."

Ye Lanzhou, who has just registered for the game, is a pure novice, and almost all the players he matches are rookies at the same level as him.So you can come and go in the confrontation game, and you won't be abused by high-end players to want to quit the game as soon as you come up.

I don't know who the anchor of the game area he will be cooperating with, how to calculate the account number during the joint live broadcast, and use their own?There should be a lot of difference between the account ranks of myself and the anchor of the game area, right?I don't know if it will be matched to a high-end game or a low-end game, will it be difficult for a high-end game...

Ye Lanzhou was wandering in the sky, when Gu Xilou suddenly suggested: "Do you want me to practice with you?"

Ye Lanzhou turned around in surprise: "You want to play too?"

Gu Xilou said lightly: "I'm done with everything, and it's still early to go to bed. I wanted to watch a movie with you, but now I'm a little curious: what's so interesting about this game that attracted your attention."

Ye Lanzhou: "...Then let's play a few rounds together. You have to download the client on your computer first..."

He helped Gu Xilou download the game, installed it and registered an account before sitting back in his seat.Because Gu Xilou's desktop computer is in the study and Ye Lanzhou's is in the lobby, the two communicated through the game's chat channel while wearing headphones.

After Ye Lanzhou built the room, Gu Xilou from the friend list joined the team, and clicked to start the game.He chose the team mode, limited to two people.

In the first game, Ye Lanzhou chose to jump to P City, and asked Gu Xilou, who was not familiar with the game operation, to click "Follow" to jump with him.Unexpectedly, there were already other people ambushing at the landing point, and the two of them landed in a box.

In the second round, after Gu Xilou got a little familiar with the game operation, he controlled the parachute to land quickly without clicking "Follow".Ye Lanzhou landed on the roof.When Ye Lanzhou listened to the gunfire and searched the materials in the building, and went to join Gu Xilou, Gu Xilou was sniped by other players in the distance.With a headshot, Ye Lanzhou only saw the box he left behind.

In the third round, the two of them searched the buildings where they landed, and only found a first-class head, a first-class armor, a first-class dagger, and some medicines and bullets that were temporarily unusable.When the two got together, they had very few weapons, and they didn't even pick up a submachine gun.Without weapons, the two were naturally at a disadvantage when confronting other players, and were instantly killed when they met.

Although it lasted longer than the previous two rounds, but...

Ye Lanzhou didn't order the fourth round, but said to Gu Xilou in the teammate channel: "Have you always had such bad luck when playing games?" He had never had such bad luck when playing alone and in a team .

What kind of luck is it that there are only guns and unused bullets after searching a few buildings in a location that has not been searched by others?

Gu Xilou at the other end of the channel: "...one more game."

"...Xilou, this won't work." Ye Lanzhou felt that the purpose of practice would not be achieved if he continued, so he suggested after thinking about it, "Otherwise, you can play a few rounds to familiarize yourself, and we can try again?" He wanted to see Gu Xi How is your luck when playing solo.

In the study, Ye Lanzhou stood behind Gu Xilou and watched him every few minutes. Either he fell into a box, or he couldn't survive the first shrinking circle——confirmed his guess in his heart: Gu Xilou was really unlucky when playing games.

Obviously he is familiar with the operation and his reaction is not bad, but he is dragged down by luck and always leaves early.Ye Lanzhou instantly recalled that when a colleague played a mobile game of drawing cards, the ten consecutive draws were always all R.Another colleague randomly drew four SSRs out of ten in a row, two rare ones and one new one.

Ouhuang is still a non-chieftain, it is fate, there is no way.

Ye Lanzhou was about to comfort Gu Xilou, but found that he had already quit the game, his face was calm, and he didn't look angry at all.

"Nothing interesting." Gu Xilou said as he pushed away the keyboard, and turned to Ye Lanzhou, "Do you like guns?"

Ye Lanzhou: "It's okay, it's not so much like it or not, it's better to say I'm interested, after all, I can't get in touch with it normally."

Gu Xilou: "There is a shooting gallery in City X next door. Although they use blank ammunition, they are all real guns. City H also has an all-season open forest hunting ground, where you can hunt pheasants, mountain rabbits and Wild boars and the like... Do you want to play?"

"Forget about the hunting ground..." Ye Lanzhou has only killed fish, not even chickens. They were sent to the vegetable market to be slaughtered for help, and the hair was removed by machine. "You can go to the shooting gallery. Next Monday, I won't be broadcasting live that day, rest."

Gu Xilou responded with a smile: "Okay."

The next day, Ye Lanzhou received a message from Tan Wen, informing him that the anchor to cooperate with him had been selected, and the two could add friends to get acquainted first, and inform him of the start time of the live broadcast.

Ye Lanzhou opened the calendar and counted, there is still half a month before the start.And the business card that Tan Wen pushed to his co-anchor... turned out to be Pei Yuyu.

Ye Lanzhou thought about it again, but couldn't help but send a message to Tan Wen: Is there no other candidate?

Since adding Pei Yuyu as a friend, the other party has been sending him messages for a day, and now the unread messages have accumulated to the upper limit of 999+.Ye Lanzhou had never met such a perseverant person who could burn alone for so long.Normal people are treated so coldly, shouldn't they give up sensibly?

And doesn't he have other things to do?How could he be so idle and keep sending messages to himself who never replied to him?

When he was in Ye Lanzhou University, he had a roommate who loved talking on the phone.Each call starts from half an hour and there is no cap.Ye Lanzhou saw that roommate chatting until the phone ran out of battery more than once, and then plugged in the charger to continue chatting.

On the other hand, Ye Lanzhou himself never talked on the phone for more than 10 minutes, and always hung up after finishing talking.He has the character of "going to the Three Treasures Palace for nothing", and he doesn't contact everyone in the contact list if he has nothing to do.Because he knows that there is a blood bond, and the relationship with his family will not be weakened because of the lack of contact.

After being screened by his character, those who can stay are naturally those who can chat with him.Before transmigrating into the book, Ye Lanzhou had a friend on the Internet who was quite easy to chat with. The two met offline, had dinner, and occasionally exchanged gifts.

Sometimes they contact each other after a long time, and they can also discuss topics that both parties are interested in, without strangeness and estrangement.Ye Lanzhou likes this kind of relationship.On the contrary, finding a topic to talk about when there is no topic, or cooperating with other people's boring chat, in his opinion, it is a waste of life.

Friends can be chosen, but classmates and colleagues cannot be chosen.Whether in a company or a school, among colleagues and classmates there are always people who don't get along and don't want to deal with them.For Ye Lanzhou, Pei Yuzhou, who was too eager, was someone he didn't want to deal with.

To play games and live broadcast with such a person... Ye Lanzhou felt tired before the work started.

Tan Wen replied after a while: No substitutions are allowed, the application has already been made.Is there any problem with Lan Zhou?In fact, the co-anchor that was arranged for you at the beginning was another one. Pei Yuyu is the top 1 in both popularity and technology in the game area, and the higher authorities hope that he will broadcast alone.But he asked the person in charge to apply for a live broadcast with you, saying that he has a good relationship with you... Isn't that the case?

Ye Lanzhou: ...No, it's fine.It's just that his rank is too high, and I'm a complete novice, so it doesn't match right?

Tan Wen: Ah, you don’t have to worry about this.The game will automatically calculate the winning percentage of your two accounts and match you with suitable opponents.Although I am not the person in charge of Pei Yuyu, I also know that he is a person who is good at chatting and will never stand in the cold, and he is also good at technology, just in time to take you with him.Just play, relax.

Ye Lanzhou: ...

It's just too chatty, I can't get along with him.

Tan Wen continued to tell him: Before starting the live broadcast, you'd better play two games together to get used to it.Uh, but according to Pei Zhouyu, you already know each other as friends.I won’t talk about things like getting familiar with it, you guys discuss it, just focus on entertainment.

After all, it is a matter of work, and one cannot act recklessly because of one's own likes and dislikes.

Ye Lanzhou adjusted her mood, switched to work mode, and sent a message to Pei Yuyu: Do you want to play games together at night?

Pei Yuyu replied in seconds: Okay!What time is it?

There is also a cute laughing emoji.

Ye Lanzhou: Let's start at 8 o'clock.

After dinner and shower.

Pei Yuyu: Good! See you at 8 o'clock! (laughing emoji)

He didn't mention Ye Lanzhou's non-reply to him at all, as if nothing had happened.

In Ye Lanzhou's mind, large dogs such as golden retrievers and Labradors instantly appeared. When the owner barked, he ran over happily and wagged his tail violently.I don't mind the owner's neglect and indifference to it at all.

This made him a villain... Inevitably, Ye Lanzhou felt guilty towards Pei Zhouyu.The other party's enthusiastic personality is born, and he is still a fan of the original owner, but he just doesn't get along with him, so he keeps not replying and treats him indifferently, which is really not good.Be nicer in the future...

Thinking of this, Ye Lanzhou also replied with a smiling expression.The emoji pack is a series of cats downloaded from the Internet. The cutout cat head is accompanied by various graffiti and text. Even people who don’t like cats will find it cute at a glance—this is why Ye Lanzhou, as a dog, still downloads it.

The expression of the cute cat is friendly enough.

Pei Yuyu replied: happy.

Ye Lanzhou couldn't help but keep a black line, he still had to keep his distance.

The author has something to say: Ye: Attacking for love of learning

Qin: I didn't expect Gu Xilou to be

Su: Shou and Shou together have no future

Gu: ... (sharpening the knife to the author)

See you tomorrow~