Retirement Tiandao Online Poverty Alleviation

He Yan joined the WeChat group and found that the people in it were all regular customers of the dessert shop.As soon as he joined the group, everyone cared and greeted him, fearing that "evil ghosts" would torture him inhumanely.

He Yan, who had just felt the warmth from the "evil ghost" the day before and proposed to broadcast live with the "evil ghost", looked calm, closed the door, and drove He Qiyi out to do after-sales, and tried to fish in troubled waters in the group to turn the situation around .

The explanation given by He Yan is: the flowers were raised in the shop a long time ago, and the shop assistants are very normal and ordinary workers.He has gone to recycle the flowers now, and will negotiate with the seller later.

The unanimous reaction of the group members is: You are confused by monsters! !

He Yan was speechless.

Fortunately, the group was only lively for half an hour, and no one spoke.After a while, the group owner disbanded the group.After a while, He Qiyi appeared at the dessert shop with four pots of flowers in his arms.

"It's solved." He Qiyi put down the flowers and said.

The skillful and sharp movements made He Yan feel that he was not doing after-sales service, but killing people to silence...

"The relevant memories have been cleared, and the transfer will leave a record, so the money for the flowers has not been returned." He Qiyi said, "These flowers have no evil intentions, but they are just newly born with wisdom, and some can't hold them back. Provide them with the spiritual energy of plants and trees in the past few days. Nourishing yin and tonifying yang are worth spending money on.”

So the loss caused by the fright is completely avoided!

He Yan paid a silent tribute to several customers, and was determined to give them more small gifts when they came next time.

After solving the problem of trying to save the little brother in the dessert shop and the enthusiastic customers who were in dire straits, He Yan and He Qiyi also had to face the Taoist priest who was kindly invited by regular customers.

He Yan was terrified because of this, it would be fine if he invited a charlatan, but he was afraid that regular customers would be lucky to invite someone with real skills.After Qian Duoduo saw more supernatural events, He Yan still knew some requirements for the metaphysical world.

In this era of thin aura, spirits and monsters are pitifully rare, and rare things are more expensive, and these monsters have instead become objects of protection.As long as there are files in the relevant departments, they can live in human society after being disguised.As for the black households who do not obey the arrangement, the relevant departments will send people to deal with them. They will either get rid of them, or they will be arranged to do volunteer work in Taoism.

He Yan didn't want to see He Qiyi being caught in the mountains to chop firewood and burn the alchemy furnace.

He Yan was so worried for a week, but he didn't wait for this extraterrestrial expert to come, so he silently forgot about him and went to prepare for the live broadcast.

The roommate's little brother is coming back, and a small group of CP fans are ecstatic, squatting in the live broadcast room to leave enthusiastic messages.The overly sweet and pink atmosphere caused dissatisfaction among viewers who wanted to watch food seriously.

Fan A: "What the hell, is this a wheat bran live broadcast?"

Fan B: "How come the up masters in the gourmet area are selling their sexuality these days!"

A similar barrage was caught in the barrage of welcome to He Yan, which was quite eye-catching.

He Yan turned his back to prepare materials and familiarize himself with the lines. Only He Qiyi scanned the barrage from the corner of his eye.Afterwards, everyone's screens went black for 30 seconds, and Qian Duoduo, who was forced to stand by at home, received a message.

[Not a good ghost]: Operate and control the scene.

[Qian Duoduo]:?

【Not a good ghost】: Get rid of the ones with the word "angel".

Duoduo Qian: ...

Isn't it just banning speech? What are you dragging! !Those who didn't know thought he was working as a bodyguard and part-time killer!

After a while, the barrage was cleared. He Qiyi walked out of the kitchen and said in a voice that He Yan couldn't hear: "We have a normal relationship, please don't make random guesses. Thank you for paying attention to me and editing the video for us, but some things are personal. Privacy, I hope everyone can give the most basic respect and courtesy."

His voice was not loud, and he didn't show his face, facing the clothes on his chest and half of his neck.But there's nothing missing from that sense of desertedness and combing.The barrage was so frightened that it went blank for half a minute.

Then the first barrage of consent came out.

Fan A: Support.

Fan B: At least don't talk too much in front of the boss. It's fine if they are real couples. Wouldn't it be embarrassing if they were straight men?

It stands to reason that the pink bubbles should shatter all over the floor.However, in a certain QQ group...

[Did you see your roommate's little brother today]: Why... did I notice Mimi's pampering?

[Must cut this week]: There is still a little overbearing...

[Teachers feed me quickly]: There is still a little more reliable...

[Nick it! 】: It's over.

[I'm so addicted to cp that it's all real]: I've reached it.

[Must cut it this week]: How about...squat and watch first?

There are only a dozen or so people in the QQ group, and they decided to observe latently. After all, there are more than just such a pair of CPs who can have sex. What if?What if he is real! ?

In line with the bottom line of not giving up hope and not disturbing other people's lives, the QQ group moved all the words that they wanted to say in the barrage into the group.It was absolutely quiet as a chicken in the live broadcast room.

He Qiyi's control of the scene was so good that Qian Duoduo wondered if he had ever worked as a manager of a live broadcast internet celebrity before.That set of official words is decent!

He Yan knew nothing about what happened in the live broadcast room. He nervously checked the ingredients in the small bowl, read the written manuscript again, turned around and gestured to He Qiyi, indicating that he was ready.

The camera turned around and got stuck on He Yan's little bear apron.He Yan waved his hand towards the camera, and said, "Hello everyone, the theme of today's live broadcast is to teach Tianyan [-] Fried Garlic Ribs."

……

The barrage remained silent for a moment, and then drifted past like an explosion.

[Fan A]: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Fan B]: Get up wherever you fall, very philosophical [狗头]

[Fan C]: Ribs said please let me go!

He Qiyi slightly lowered his head to look at the barrage: Is it so funny?

The barrage answered one after another: Yes!

He Yan's operation process is much more skillful than He Qiyi's, and his introduction is also very precise, and there will be no demonic words such as "a little", "appropriate amount", and "almost".How many pounds of ribs should be served with how much garlic and oil, how to judge the oil temperature, and why it needs to be re-fried are all explained in detail.

The precise control of the heat makes the ribs really golden brown and crispy after they come out of the pan. Sprinkle with fried garlic and put them in the bamboo basket and they can be served immediately.

[Barrage]: Is it my illusion, why did the roommate male god do it so easily, it took less than half an hour!

[Barrage]: Dimensionality reduction strike, this is dimensionality reduction strike!

[Barrage]: Mourning for the ribs who once returned to the frying pan, as for today, come to worship my five internal organs temple!

[Barrage]: Wake up, you can't eat it.

Netizens really can't eat it, but He Qiyi can.Holding a basket of fried ribs, he gnawed them in front of the camera, his movements were graceful and unhurried, but there was not a single one left.

After He Qiyi finished eating the last rib, he wiped his hands slowly, and commented: "It's delicious. That's it for today, goodbye everyone."

Audiences:? ? ?You are here to eat ribs, right?