Retirement Tiandao Online Poverty Alleviation

He Yan believes that his good classmates will not care if there is a sudden loss of one person in the group chat, but also believes that the enthusiastic Chen Hao will connect the two behaviors of quitting the group and refusing to go to the party, and say something in the group, Then push him to the forefront.

Chen Hao is a very nice person, enthusiastic, talkative, and does not discriminate against others.The shortcomings are also obvious, impulsive, not afraid of things, intuitively manifested in never being a low-key salted fish, and refusing others to be salted fish.

as predicted.

[Chen Hao]: There are some people in the class...you know.don't mind.Teacher Liu also spoke just now, and he has a deep impression on you.

Looking again, he was already in the group again.

The chat records before joining the group could not be queried, He Yan didn't know what happened before, but the group was eerily quiet.Only Teacher Liu asked each student who Aite did not show up whether to attend the party.

Teacher Liu Qiliu is just 60 years old this year.He is a relatively leisurely art teacher in high school. He took a class of graduates by mistake, and has a deep friendship with this group of children.

Now that Liu Qi is retired, he likes to reminisce about the past when he gets old, so he wanted to hold a party and see the former students again.

The party list shows that there are a total of 58 people in the five classes of the three years, and 54 of them are confirmed to participate.Three others are abroad.There was only one He Yan left, which was very embarrassing.

He Yan knew that for many people, high school was an important time.But in the group of classmates, he only hopes that he has zero sense of existence, and it is best that everyone can't see him.

The behavior of withdrawing from the group was decisive, expressing one's own attitude, and avoiding the tentative or malicious questions and comments of old classmates who have not seen each other for a long time.

The treatment is quick, and the weeds are eliminated.

It's a pity that He Yan underestimated the power of old classmates and acquaintances.

The salted fish He Yan, who was driven out of the market, was forced to accept the attention of all the people, so he had to bite the bullet and choose "yes" awkwardly in the voting of whether to participate.

Having achieved their goal, Chen Hao and his classmates quieted down and discussed other matters.He Yan deleted the chat history and sighed alone.Even because of too much thinking, I woke up in the middle of the night and sent a WeChat message to Qian Duoduo.

【He Yan】: I have a friend.

[He Yan]: For special reasons, I have to eat with some people I don't know very well. There are some people who like to compare, inquire about other people's private lives, and can't control their mouths.And it just so happened that this friend was more unlucky.Will luck be stained with that gossiping person?

The next morning, He Yan was woken up by the sound of Didi's WeChat. When he saw the dialog box, his fingers were stiff.

[Qian Duoduo]: Do you think what you are talking about is human?

[Qian Duoduo]: Who else can this friend be besides yourself?

【Qian Duoduo】: Regarding your question, the answer is yes.But I think this kind of person deserves what he deserves, and making him unlucky for a few days is cheap for him!What kind of party are you going to? I will give you a few talisman papers for free. If you dare to gossip about you, you will be in bad luck for ten days. If you dare to buy instant noodles, there will be no forks in them.

He Yan: "..." People really can't stay up all night. Destruction of the body is one aspect, and the most important thing is that it is easy to die.

He Yan, who accidentally exposed his secret, accepted Qian Duoduo's half-hour interrogation over the phone.The reason why the critique meeting only lasted half an hour was that the Taoist priests were still inexperienced, and it took some time to draw talismans, so I was too lazy to criticize He Yan's "Holy Father" mentality, and hurried to draw talismans.

He Yan asked himself, he was definitely not the holy father, and he simply didn't want the post of "Moldy star shines brightly" that resounded through the X forum to be brilliant again.He was in an awkward position, neither a person from the metaphysics world nor an ordinary person who could see nothing.So it seems very maverick not to stick to both ends.

lonely?Lonely.

is it safe?Safety.

Staying away from metaphysics can keep you safe, and staying away from humans can keep you safe.The former is the material level, and the latter is the spiritual level.

He Yan yawned and threw the phone aside.

Let the classmate reunion and so on wait first, he hasn't made the preparations for opening the store today.

Pushing open the bedroom door, the air was filled with a faint smell of sweetness and pepper, and He Qiyi's unhurried voice came from the kitchen: "Bacon, fried eggs and sweet-scented osmanthus porridge. Well, he usually cooks it, but today he relies on it." bed."

He Yan pushed open the kitchen door, steaming hotly on his face, and He Qiyi's voice became clearer.

"Osmanthus fragrans, brown sugar, rock sugar, glutinous rice and a little red dates. There is a little sweet-scented osmanthus fragrance. You can't use sugar, and the fragrance of osmanthus cannot come out."

"He taught me."

"Huh? Are you up?"

"Ah." He Yan agreed, and as expected, he saw that He Qiyi was live broadcasting.The screen is full of "kdl" and "so sweet".This wave of bullet screens was negotiated, just swiped the screen, and then disappeared instantly, without even giving He Qiyi a chance to change his face.Organized and disciplined.

Just in time for this scene, He Yan sighed in the kitchen full of sweet-scented osmanthus: Ah, why do you feel like a good wife and mother?

It's over.

He Qiyi said goodbye to the audience, turned off his mobile phone, and said to He Yan: "It's rare to see you get up late."

"I've slept. Have you prepared today's menu?" He Yan replied casually, focusing on the burnt bacon and sun-dried eggs in the frying pan.

"Well, making dumplings?" He Qiyi narrowed his eyes, not exposing He Yan's little lie, and allowed him to change the subject.For the gods, the spirit and emotions of a person are like threads entwined around them, whether insomnia or good sleep, He Qi can tell at a glance.

"Why do you suddenly want to eat dumplings?" He Yan asked casually, took out his phone as if remembering something, opened the pink website app, and sure enough saw He Qiyi's forwarding in the feed.

[Tianyan Sijiu: It looks delicious. [Link: Try a whole shrimp dumpling! ]]

The time is three o'clock in the morning, and there are more than 200 comments below. The hottest comment is: "I always feel that up is begging for food, like a giant tsundere blue cat. It looks majestic, but it actually rubs its legs and stomach to touch it. Touch [dog's head]."

What's worse is that He Qiyi liked this comment, and commented below: "There are no dumplings to eat."

He Yan was stunned, what was he doing?

He Qiyi said solemnly on the opposite side: "No matter how much the coal is like this, there will be no dumplings to eat."

Who's talking about coal with you!Not all blue cats refer to coal!

It was only after He Yan finished a whole bowl of porridge that he figured out He Qiyi's logic.

The Tsundere Blue Cat refers to the coal, and the coal can't eat dumplings, but at most canned tuna.So this comment is really a serious and serious discussion about the behavior and feeding of domestic cats.

He Yan glanced at the row after row of question marks below, and felt that He Qiyi's account might not come back in a short time.

He Qiyi is still very professional. Even if He Yan doesn't participate in the live broadcast, he will open his account from time to time to keep his account active.The content of the live broadcast includes but is not limited to eating and broadcasting, growing flowers and chatting online.Of course, the last one is basically chatting on the barrage, and He Qiyi occasionally responds.

Apart from the delicious food related to roommates, the most popular activity in the live broadcast room is... online Q&A.He Qiyi has lived for a long time and knows a lot about rare and exotic animals.It sounds logical.Many audiences who like ancient mythology and culture came here especially.

And this group of people chatted and chatted, and they talked about eating.No wonder everyone's thinking is jumping, it is really a regional characteristic.Regardless of whether it is an invasive species or a beast of prey or wild bird, everyone will only ask: "Can I eat it?".

Even the "Shan Hai Jing" defines food value for almost every monster.Regardless of the green-faced fangs described above, the last sentence is mostly edible.

Chatting on the bullet screen and talking about the direction, I started to go from academic discussions to food.For example, what is the taste of the broken tail of a nine-tailed fox used for cooking?Another example is whether the meat of the mermaid tail is really more tender and delicious.

As for immortality and longevity?Sorry, foodie eyes only have taste and taste!

Immortals want to indica to get rid of the mundane.So even He Qiyi hadn't tasted the taste of monsters.He Yan occasionally saw the topic of "cruelty" in the live broadcast room, so he deliberately took a day out of his busy schedule to do the live broadcast, to prevent He Qiyi from really thinking of catching some monsters to do it.

After asking He Qiyi what he wanted to eat, He Yan got a very decisive answer: Sanxian dumplings.

He Yan was silent.

Because he remembered that when Coal first arrived, He Qiyi was envious of looking at the three delicacies dumplings made for dogs on the cute pet website.Think again of He Qiyi's forwarding yesterday and the menu that was set long ago.It's not hard to guess how strong an obsession a god who is equal to the sky has for dumplings.

The boy is silent and the girl is crying, the child is so old that he has never eaten a dumpling.How pitiful!

He Yan immediately rolled up his sleeves and started making dumplings.

The three delicacies of Sanxian dumplings are shrimp, pork, and leeks.He Yan added fresh shiitake mushrooms and black fungus.When choosing shiitake mushrooms, you must choose fresh shiitake mushrooms, which can add flavor.If you use soaked shiitake mushrooms, the dumpling filling will only have the taste of shiitake mushrooms.

He Qiyi was entrusted with the important task of making peace.The softness and firmness of the dumpling noodles really depends on the personal taste and the level of the dumpling maker.But most people generally think that the dumpling noodles filled with meat should be softer so that they are not easy to be boiled.

On the other hand, He Yan prefers harder dumpling wrappers, the harder wrappers are good for wrapping the fillings, and when boiled, the dumpling wrappers are really thin and the fillings are big and translucent.This makes it difficult for the immortal who does not eat the fireworks of the world.

The so-called water is too much to add noodles, and too much noodles to add water, especially when He Yan still has quality requirements, the dough in He Qiyi's hand is getting bigger and bigger, and the flour bag has dropped a whole layer.

When He Yan came back after chopping up the stuffing, the bowl was covered.

He Yan: "..." Come on, come on, the feeling of a brat is coming again!

He Qiyi and his hands were sunk in the white dough, reaching up to his wrists, and the tip of his nose was still covered with some flour.Looking at He Qiyi very confused: "I can't pull it out."

He Qiyi has never seen such a miraculous phenomenon. It is just wheat flour and water, but he can control his movements!Sure enough, the world is full of wonders, and he still needs to learn.

He Yan didn't know He Qiyi's overly studious brain circuit, because he was trying his best to pull the fairy's claws out of the lump of dough!

He Qiyi: The world is indeed full of dangers, and we still need to study carefully!

He Yan: Don't get angry, don't get angry, don't get angry, he's still a fairy who just came down to earth, don't get angry, don't get angry, don't get angry.