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After knowing the whole story of the beast incident, He Yan became even more nervous.Immortals abandon mortal debris, and gold, silver and treasures are naturally included, but this is not the way of auspiciousness.

There are people who practice hard to find immortals, and there are also ancient gods who are born with godheads.Unlike the human cultivators who act against the sky, the gods and beasts don't have to suppress their nature to snatch the secrets of heaven from the hands of heaven.

So for Pixiu, money is not something outside of him. Having no money is like overturning his rice bowl and not letting the beast eat!I slept soundly at first, and there are piles of delicious food around me, and I can eat my stomach full with a paw.This is great, not only is there no smell of food lingering on the tip of the nose when I sleep, but the rice bowl is empty when I open my eyes, and only a few residues are left here and there!There is also a group of prodigal Taoist priests living in the rice bowl.

Thinking about it this way, it seems particularly inhuman not to let Pixiu make trouble.No one dares to bet on how harmful the mythical beast's "making a fuss" is.Even though there was a reason for the incident, He Yan still took the express train of He Qi and rushed to Guanling Taoist temple in a small way.

Guanling Taoist Temple stands among the mountains, a rock protrudes halfway up the mountain, and a cliff hangs in the air.There are thousand-year-old trees planted in the front and back, and talisman papers and sachets are hung on them.

He Qiyi's friends are very good at choosing a location, and this place is a place where wealth and luck gather, and it is a treasured place of geomantic omen.He Qi glanced at it, and couldn't help but feel sorry for his friend. There are thousand-year-old trees controlling Yin Qi, and ancient auspiciousness guarding wealth Qi, but this place is still like a broken pocket, with aura loosely lingering, obviously suffering from catastrophe and lingering.

Recalling the history of Guanling Taoist Temple in He Yan's popular science, He Qiyi was silent.What is called stocks in the world can have such great power!

Roars came from the mountains, regretful and sad.

"Guanling Taoist Temple has fallen so far." He Qiyi couldn't help sighing as he stood in front of the main entrance of the Taoist Temple listening to the reverberating beast roar.

"Is there?" He Yan looked at the majestic gate in front of him, with fine stone carvings and many talisman papers. "It is rare to see such a high-preservation ancient building."

"Pixiu is also known as the 'Tianlu Beast'. According to legend, it assists the kings of all dynasties and is a symbol of power and wealth. It drives away evil spirits and protects the world. Even gods respect Pixiu very much." With this... the current situation of Guanling Taoist Temple must not be very good."

"...Then let's go in quickly." He Yan's sense of crisis suddenly increased after hearing He Qiyi's explanation.

What to do with a child who is too prodigal, unmotivated, and hard to learn?According to the logic of a beast, it must be that the whip is not enough, just give it a good beating!The problem is that after the battle of Pixiu is over, the group of Taoist priests will be fine with a dead body!

Guanling Taoist Temple looked very solemn under the impact of the roar of beasts.The trees swayed, and the dangerous breath filled every trace of the air. This is the coercion brought by the ancient beasts.

He Yan and He Qiyi rushed over, and He Qiyi naturally reached out to block He Yan behind him.Pixiu wards off evil spirits, and the same is true for bad luck and hostility.The heavy bad luck on He Yan is his luck, and it can even be said that it is a necessary condition for his survival. If this is yelled by Xiangrui, something big will happen.

He Qiyi was waiting for the battle, and then he saw row after row of Taoist priests squatting neatly in the Taoist center, like children being trained in kindergarten.

...the situation doesn't seem right! ?

A group of Taoist priests gathered in front of the practice stage, all of them were frowning and downcast.They sat on the ground in a meditative position, without futons, and their buttocks hurt from sitting.But dare not speak out, the main reason is... really wrong.

Of course, the ancient beast could speak human language, but at the beginning, it was just too angry to talk, so it grabbed the current head and gave it a good meal.

Xue Mao is not an idiot, one head is tens of meters high, with two horns on his head, and his tail can run towards monsters that sweep down Taoist temples. It's strange if he doesn't run.Pixiu was too big, and the Taoist priests were concerned about the fragile building of the Taoist temple and worried about the safety of the master by the way, so they followed suit.

Xue Mao ran ahead, Pixiu followed behind, and a group of Taoist priests followed closely to control Paixiu's dragon tail, and they could save some bricks and tiles.

After running around the entire gymnasium in such a strange formation for a dozen times, Pai Yao became even more angry.Every time it goes to a building, it gets a little more angry, seeing if there is a good alchemy furnace here, it can't make good pills, and then it sees that there is no one in the retreat there, and the seal of this forbidden place is old and unstable.

What a majestic gymnasium back then, how could it be ruined like this!

Finally, the angry and perplexed beast spit out the reason for his anger.

The Taoist priests were silent, some turned their heads and coughed lightly, some stopped with guilt, and some began to lament the past glory.

Xue Mao was sweating profusely, complaining endlessly: "It's none of my business! I didn't buy a lottery ticket, if it wasn't for me, you wouldn't even have a broken pillar today! I'm making money!!"

He indeed smelled the best among all the Taoist priests present.

Pixiu calmed down.The huge animal eyes narrowed, Xue Mao understood and roared: "The meeting!"

This has led to the current scene where all Taoist priests are punished to "sit".

As for Qian Duoduo, he was sitting on a cool chair, holding a lump of coal with a dignified expression in his arms, with a dull expression on his face.

who is he?Where is this?Why is he holding the mountain guardian beast? ?

Pixiu smelled a familiar smell, turned his head to meet He Qiyi's eyes, and by the way, saw the... unlucky guy behind him protecting him?

"Why did you descend to the mortal world? That old thing, Meixing, also came out of the mountain?" Pai Yao asked while sniffling the cat's nose.

With a chubby face and a calm and sharp voice, He Yan suddenly wanted to ask Pixiu for coal image compensation.

"It's not Shuaishen." He Qiyi replied coldly, Pai Yao immediately sensed his unhappiness, and his curious eyes swept over him all over.

It is indeed not a fairy, it seems to be just a human being, but this destiny... is too bad.

"The one you're lying on isn't too bad." He Qiyi countered lightly.

After hearing this, Pixiu remembered to look at Qian Duoduo, um, his whole body was really clean, and he had no fortune at all.

The blue cat froze and straightened its paws.

For a beast, what is a lifeless embrace without water or food?That's hell!

So He Yan watched the blue cat arch its back as if its fur was blown, its eyes were fierce, majestic... threw it into his arms?

"...This is?" He Yan was puzzled.

"Go down!" He Qiyi said in a serious tone.

"Meow—" Pai Yao played dumb.

Although Xue Mao was rich, but he had to support the entire gymnasium, he couldn't eat that money at all, so the richest person present became He Yan.

He Yan silently scratched Pai Yao's chins.

Pixiu really rubbed his head twice like a lump of coal, then restrained his impulse stiffly, and his expression became solemn again.

Split personality?

"Pixiu's transformation will follow the habits of the original object, and what the coal block will do, it will also do it subconsciously in order to fit the original object." He Qiyi explained.

He Yan nodded, got it, the tiger pretended to be a cat too much.

When the bad luck was hit by the auspicious breath, he immediately panicked, and that kind of state like fighting would bring a lot of negative effects to He Yan.So Pixiu didn't enjoy it for a long time before He Qiyi picked up the fur on the back of his neck and threw it out.

Pixiu rolled around with the strength and stood up dizzily, looking at He Qiyi suspiciously.In my impression, don't immortals always have a paralyzed face, nothing disturbs their minds?Why do you care about humans so much?

"The aura is thin in the mortal world now, so transforming into a human form is the most convenient and energy-saving option." He Qiyi said, "You can't go anywhere without a human form."

"It's just the appearance, the form of this little beast is very useful."

He Qiyi looked at the kitten with his chest up indifferently: "Why, do you think your red hair is embarrassing again?"

Pixiu froze, and growled sullenly: "Who is ashamed? You are the one with white hair!"

This look of sternness and anger, which turned from embarrassment into anger, made He Yan feel a little pitiful.He secretly grabbed He Qiyi's clothes: "Forget it."

He Qiyi glanced at Pai Yao with disdain, and was even a little dissatisfied.If it was really because of Pixiu's recklessness that something happened to He Yan, then he would definitely not mind picking up a layer of Pixiu skin to make a utensil.

Feeling disturbed, He Qiyi was puzzled for a moment, then he put aside his complicated thoughts and pulled He Yan away: "Pixiu has the responsibility to protect Guanling Taoist temple. This awakening just reminds disciples of their cultivation. There is no big deal, we You can go."

He Yan looked at the dumbfounded Qian Duoduo worriedly: "Qian Duoduo, nothing will happen. What if Pixiu pretends to be coal again?"

As soon as He Qi raised his hand, a golden light flew into Qian Duoduo's eyebrows.The cool and icy breath spread to the lungs, and Qian Duoduo let out a "ho".

"It's okay, Pixiu is disguised as coal again, and he will be seen as the soul."

He Yan always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't think of it for a while, so he had to throw the guarding mountain beasts and Taoist priests in the Taoist temple.

***

The next morning, the bell rang.

He Yan struggled to get up, only to find that the source of the sound was outside the house.

"Click" the phone was connected, and even if it wasn't hands-free, the crying and howling of ghosts and wolves on the other side could be heard clearly.

"He Qiyi! Daxian! Help! Why are there so many ghosts in my house, and there is a vicious monster! Can't you catch monsters? Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. Without me, who will give it to you in the live broadcast room?" If you are a CP fan, who will set up a team to save He Yan for your alliance?!"

He Yan: What did I hear?Save He Yan's team?

As soon as He Qi saw He Yan, he immediately interrupted Qian Duoduo's cry: "There are monsters, you can't feel it when you enter the door, and you only notice it when you wake up?"

Qian Duoduo broke down even more, as if he had been poked into a sore spot: "I didn't know that these things were all hidden in the toilet! When the door opened, there were a bunch of ghost faces and a monster with blue face and fangs. Although it looked familiar, they were all squatting and standing on both sides. Look at me! There will be psychological shadows, and I will never go to the bathroom in the middle of the night again!"

He Qiyi didn't show any sympathy for what happened to Qian Duoduo, but just suggested: "Cut with a sword."

The phone went silent.

Then the little Taoist shouted desperately: "A group of demons and ghosts, watch this Taoist do justice for the sky!"

"call out--"

"Crack."

"what--"

The phone was disconnected.

He Qiyi and He Yan looked at each other in dismay, and then He Qiyi said calmly: "It's okay, martyrdom often happens."

He Qiyi: Who told you to bully me?

Pixiu: Wait, why are you so angry?

He Qiyi: Wait, why am I so angry?

#修仙世界unsolved mystery What is the reason for the sudden mood ups and downs of the eternal cultivator? #

Answer A: Menopause is here

Answer B: Obsessed

Answer C: The iron tree is blooming!

PS: Some readers said that this chapter is a bit difficult to understand, so some small details have been changed. The end of the new version is "It's okay, martyrdom often happens." This sentence.If not, you can clear your cache!In fact, the plot has no effect, I hope the revised version will be easier to understand.