Retirement Tiandao Online Poverty Alleviation

The flat cuboid fell from mid-air and hit the ground with the crystal screen facing upwards and the shell facing downwards.Not strong, but enough to get a few marks on the outside of the case.

Pixiu's first gift when he came to the human world was a second-hand smartphone.

If you don't ask for the brand, the price of the smartphone is ridiculously low, and you can get a new one for a few hundred dollars.Especially if it's a second-hand one.Duoduo asked an acquaintance to take it home, and only paid 299 yuan.

As soon as He Qi pressed the screen to turn on, there were no apps in the phone, except for the basic communication functions, there were only two icons.

The first icon is an old man with a white beard holding a large gold nugget in his raised hand, and the other is a group of headed animals huddled together, with a yellow chicken in the middle.

"Qian Duoduo asked you to ask He Yan to teach you how to play this?" For the first time, He Qi felt that he couldn't see what the little Taoist priest was thinking. Was it to prevent Pixiu from learning too much, being addicted to games every day, drawing cakes to satisfy hunger and not swallowing treasures?

The blue cat shook its head up and down, expressing its affirmation.

He Qiyi carefully thought about the feasibility of the plan, and couldn't help but want to try it.

Generally speaking, Pixiu is not a clever and cunning character. As a mythical beast that loves treasure and sleeps when there is nothing to do, Pixiu can be compared to some giant dragons nested in gold coins in the West, which saves trouble and feeds.Pixiu doesn't even rely on coaxing to obtain precious treasures from humans like a dragon, and breathes out dragon's breath to get angry when nothing happens.As an auspicious sign, Pixiu pays attention to both cause and effect.Helping those who have treasures, having lunch together, is more disciplined than Renxiu.

Xiangrui, who can be chosen by the cultivators as the guardian of the mountain, is actually very principled to be a human...a beast.If Qian Duoduo is unwilling to contribute more gold, silver and jewelry, Pixiu will do nothing, and even lie at home staring at the phone in a daze.

As soon as He Qi looked at Pai Yao, there was some pity in his eyes.It turns out that the little Taoist's heart is so dark!They are all ancient creatures that are backward and modern, and it is okay to help each other. If there is no story about Pixiu, he would not be able to realize the Tao.

"This is a mobile phone. Ordinary people use it for communication and entertainment." He Qiyi bent down to pick up the mobile phone, and walked into the backyard of the dessert shop with the thick fat and fur on the back of the blue cat's neck.

"First of all, you have to become a human, otherwise it will be difficult to move around in human society. Oh, by the way, do you have an ID card? Have you signed the guardianship agreement?"

"What?" Pai Yao stared at the cat's eyes, blinking for a long time but still didn't understand what He Qiyi meant.

What ID card, what guardian?Are the beasts not allowed to go out these days?Did human beings really defeat the ancient beasts and become the masters of the Three Realms?

Compared with He Qiyi, Pai Yao lacks more knowledge.He Qiyi, as the way of heaven, observes the fate of all things. He has at least heard of some new technologies. They are originally cultivated by humans and have a high acceptance rate.Pixiu is different.Sleeping in the dark at the back of the mountain, I only wake up for a while when looking for benefactors and offspring. If there is a catastrophe, I will do my best to change my fate. If there is no catastrophe, I will not dare to act rashly and then go back to the mountain to sleep.

The last time Pixiu woke up was when Qian Duoduo was just born, and his aura in this world was thin. After saving the child, Paixiu flew back to the forbidden area and passed out after closing his eyes.Therefore, in this new era of rapid technological development, Pixiu's understanding is zero.

He Qiyi stared at the blue cat in distaste, thinking about turning Pixiu into a child and going to kindergarten. There are too many missing classes, and no teacher is useless.

"Forget it, let me teach you how to use the phone first."

Pixiu Maomao nodded, and turned into a red-haired man with a bang, this time with... an extra nightgown.

He Qiyi: "...Let's change the course, first you have to learn the dressing habits of human beings."

Throwing Pixiu to He Qiyi as it should be, and comforting the coal, He Yan continued to greet the guests.

In the afternoon, Qian Duoduo, who finally found out that there was a beast in the house, called.

Hang up after three beeps, and then continue to call.He forcibly played the momentum of the little Taoist priest chanting his name in his ear.

He Yan quickly answered the phone and ended the bombardment of the phone ringing: "What are you doing!"

"He Yan, my family's lucky cat has been abducted!!" Qian Duoduo's angry voice came, "He Qiyi really has bad intentions! He used high technology to confuse the beasts! This is disrespect to the ancient gods!"

"Wait, what high technology? Isn't Pixiu only interested in gold, silver and treasure?" He Yan was puzzled.

Qian Duoduo was not reconciled: "I sent Jinduidui a WeChat message just now, and he actually told me not to disturb him, he is fishing for gold nuggets!"

"Isn't it nice to be able to find something to eat by myself? Wait... Who are you calling Jinduidui?"

"He's talking about fishing! Gold! Nuggets! Don't tell me you haven't played gold miners! I'm going to settle the score with He Qiyi now!"

The phone was disconnected.

He Yan was confused, and a bad premonition came from the bottom of his heart, half of it came from Qian Duoduo's poor naming ability, and half from the two very unreliable ancient bear children.

In the backyard, the red-haired man was leaning against a big tree, his hair was tied up casually, and strands of hair fell on his forehead and nose.A pair of sharp eyes stared nervously at the phone screen.On the other side, the white-haired and cold beauty with an apron was much more lazy, leaning casually on the fake stone, holding a mobile phone in his hand.

"Unbelievable!"

"Crack, ding-dong"

"Excellent!"

"Crack, boom!"

The sound effects of the two classic games intertwined, causing He Yan to be indifferent.

He asked He Qiyi to deal with Paixiu, not referring to a fairy and a beast nest playing gold miners and happy games in the backyard to pass the time!

"He Qiyi!! Give me back my lucky cat!" Qian Duoduo roared angrily and came riding a tricycle. Surprisingly, the little Taoist priest was wearing formal clothes for the first time today, and there was still a briefcase in the front basket of the tricycle.

The tricycle braked suddenly, Qian Duoduo nimbly got out of the car and rushed over, picked up the mobile phone in Pixiu's hand, and after confirming the name of the ongoing game, pointed to He Qiyi and said, "I knew it was you!"

He Qiyi calmly swiped his finger to complete the last step, passed the level, raised his eyebrows and said: "The game comes with the mobile phone, I thought it was your plan to save money by hoping that the gods and beasts would perish as virtual treasures. Unexpectedly... it was me Thinking too much."

The regret and exclamation in the tone were too obvious, and he almost said the sentence "Sure enough, you are not so smart".At the same time, there was Pixiu with a serious expression.

To be so easily attracted by mortal things, and to be addicted to them, is really something a cultivator should not do!Pixiu straightened up, lost in thought, could it be that he has fallen like this?

He Qiyi seemed to glance at Pai Yao unintentionally, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly coldly, it would be hard to see anything unusual unless he observed carefully.

Anyone who has been starved for hundreds of years will subconsciously desire food, let alone Pixiu who has an almost instinctive obsession with wealth.

If you dare to ignore the warnings outside the store and come to the dessert shop, and even provoke the relationship between him and Coal, you will have to pay some price.

He Yan rubbed his forehead, feeling that the scene was even more chaotic.Who is this god who seems indifferent and alienated, but actually looks like the boss behind the scenes? ?It's not like this when I just picked it up!

After returning from the old house, He Yan always felt that He Qiyi had some small changes, but he couldn't sum it up.Just like now, He Yan swears that he has never seen He Qiyi show a wicked smile except for the wicked smile of the overlord at the class reunion.

I can't... I'm really addicted to playing Mary Su literature.

After Qian Duoduo snatched the phone, he resolutely uninstalled the game, squatting on the sidelines and pondering whether it was his abacus for the lucky cat.

Pixiu was a little disappointed when the white-bearded old man disappeared from the screen, but he quickly suppressed his emotions and deeply felt the horror of human beings.Can't feel the mana at all, but is it an enchanting spell that even the ancient gods can't resist?Human cultivators are indeed the most dangerous species.

Shocked by He Qiyi's change, He Yan stretched out his hand silently, beckoning He Qi to give him a cell phone.

The corner of He Qiyi's mouth froze: "I'm not addicted to games."

The ruthless little owner of the dessert shop took a look at his mobile phone - and said he was not addicted!In such a short time, I have played more than 100 levels!

He Yan glared at He Qiyi, who was speechless.Just as he confirmed his Dao, he was stared at by Dao on the back... Does this count as being unfavorable for being a teacher, and going against the heart?

In the next second, He Qiyi decisively uninstalled the game.

The path of a cultivator is inherently bumpy. If you know your mistakes, you can correct them. It’s no big deal.

For the undercurrent between He Yan and He Qiyi, Qian Duoduo didn't notice anything, he was still looking for the culprit with his fingers: "Only my brothers know about Jinduidui in my house, and my uncle and uncle." Master. Uncle and uncle are in seclusion. My brothers and sisters have been forced to sell orders recently, and the master is not in Rongcheng. Damn who installed such an evil game on the phone of Lucky Cat!"

"Mobile phone. Who gave it to you?" He Qiyi reminded.

"Mobile phone? It's a second-hand one. I bought it from my brothers and sisters. Later, I said that the master has it, and it will be delivered the next day..." Qian Duoduo stopped abruptly.

He suddenly remembered that Pixiu is a divine beast in Guanling Taoist Temple, and the first thing he did when he came out was to chase and bite all the prodigal Taoist priests.Pixiu feeds on treasures and can only go in and out. After guarding the Taoist temple for so many years, the Taoist temple should support this auspicious auspicious animal both emotionally and logically.

But the question is, can Guanling Taoist temple afford it?

I thought about my classmates who were chased down that day, and then I thought about the tricky taste of the ancient gods.Qian Duoduo realizes that Pixiu is the reliance of Taoist temples, and at the same time, it is also a deity that cannot be afforded to down-and-out Taoist priests.

Therefore, besides his master, who else can the "genius" businessman who paralyzes the beasts, makes Pixiu draw cakes to satisfy his hunger, and looks forward to plum blossoms to quench his thirst?

The first rule of Taoism handed down from Guanling Taoist Temple: No matter how poor you are, you can't be poor with magic weapons, and no matter how hard you are, you can't be a bitter soul.A monk may have no dignity, but he cannot afford to support his family!

Qian Duoduo looked at Pai Xiu, who was meditating on the sidelines, and looked very quiet, and imagined a scene where a loyal dog was abandoned but swallowed his anger to protect his master.Suddenly, even disregarding the friendship between master and apprentice, he opened WeChat and yelled: "Xue Mao, how can you be such a scumbag!!"

He Qiyi, who was watching the play, paid attention to another matter. He looked at Pai Yao, explored and said playfully: "Gold piles?"

Pixiu froze, with an inexplicable expression, gritted his teeth and turned away.

This kind of ghost name is definitely not calling him, absolutely not!