Retirement Tiandao Online Poverty Alleviation

What is the big move of the straight ball?He Yan said that it probably means that you have prepared sixty [-]-word essays, memorized three social theory knowledge books, and when you are finally ready to go to the battlefield, your opponent pulls out a sword and puts it in your hand in a friendly manner. and said: Come and stab me.Or the male wolf of the clan who has been staring at you for half a month suddenly turns his belly over on a moonlit night, straightens his neck, and looks at you wailing.

In short, the lethality is huge, and all physical attacks, magic attacks, and moral attacks are ineffective.After all, the opponent surrendered, and his fangs turned into big eyes of grievance. Who would slap him at this time?Resisting kisses, hugging and holding high is the greatest respect for the word "anger".

"So Coal is...jealous?" He Yan looked at the blue cat who squinted his eyes and whined in a low voice, rushing over to rub his trouser legs in a hurry.

This cat is absolutely perfect!

He Qiyi said: "It doesn't count. If you need other members to join, it means that we have not paid enough to satisfy you. We are trying our best to do our best."

He Yan recalled, indeed.Not to mention He Qiyi's hard work these days, it seems that the coal has never caused any trouble, and the canned food he eats is smaller than that of a kitten. Except for running around to cling to people in his spare time, He Yan can't see the cat hair at all when he is busy. .

He Yan rubbed his forehead: "What about you, you can't make trouble with cats who are not yet grown up, can you?"

He Qiyi replied lightly: "As an employee in the store, I think I should have a sense of crisis. When the irreplaceability of an individual is threatened, I should work hard to maintain and demonstrate value."

He Yan was speechless: "Where did you come to the conclusion?"

"Ask Xue Mao for it." He Qiyi took out a book - "Human Handbook: Companionship Cultivation and Consciousness Cultivation".

He Yan couldn't imagine why the head of Guanling Taoist Temple had so many strange collections of books.And this "partner", He Yan swears that he didn't think too much on purpose, but does this word have a second meaning in modern Mandarin?

The title page of the book immediately slapped He Yan in the face.

"At the very beginning, I hope that fellow Taoists will clarify the definition of a partner. A partner refers to a person who lives, works or travels together, and also refers to a husband and wife. In human society, they may be your friends, your roommates, your Colleagues, or your Taoist companion. There are many rules for people to cultivate, but they can rely on laws and regulations to establish civilization and dominate the world. If you are willing to read this book, you first need all Taoists to abandon prejudice, understand human beings from an objective perspective, and learn from human beings. It's not that I agree with all of human cultivation, but the prosperity of a race must have its wisdom..."

It seems very deep... He Yan felt ashamed, and slowly opened the Chapter 1 directory.

——Section [-]: Acquiring Human Psychology, a Smarter Charm

——Second Section: The Application of "Cunning" in Emotions

He Yan: ...

He was wrong, what kind of books can a group of monsters come up with that are in line with human beings?There should be no hope in the first place.

"Confiscated, stay away from head Xue." He Yan closed the book resolutely, looking at a cat and a fairy, "First of all, a lucky cat is different from a pet. Pixiu can save money, so it is appropriate to put it in the store. Call him It’s because it’s not easy to live well with Qian Duoduo. It doesn’t matter if your kitten is called a lump of coal, but if a divine beast is really called Jinduidui, how will you get registered in the future!”

"Meow!!"

He Yan turned to look at He Qiyi.

He Qiyi: "The lump of coal is no worse than that ugly big guy, and the name of the lump of coal sounds nice."

"You're hopeless, do you know, kitten, your aesthetic has been taken away by your father!" He Yan laughed angrily, squatted down and poked the blue cat fiercely, his fingers stuck in the fur, and pressed a small hole.The blue cat fell to the ground in response, stuck out its tongue, closed its eyes tightly, and pretended to be dead.

He Yan: "..."

Coal "..."

The blue cat quietly opened half of its eyes, and softly licked the finger in front of him.

Completely angry.

The blue cat won a big victory and walked away wagging its tail.

He Yan wiped his fingers: "It's really become fine."

"The aura gathered around Qian Duoduo is more intense, and he has lived by my side for a long time. It is normal for him to understand. It's just that the aura is still too thin. It is impossible to become a demon and step into cultivation."

"I don't want to raise a cat demon, who will live longer than me. What will I do if the coals come to feed me with mice when I get old?" He Yan muttered, straightened up, "Now let's talk about your problem, Mr. He, why are you making trouble with the coal? If you use that "Human Handbook: Partner Cultivation and Consciousness Cultivation" to prevaricate me, as the boss, I have the right to fire you."

Through getting along and observing, He Yan realized that He Qiyi was always a god, an existence that was admired and revered in traditional thinking.Even if He Qiyi likes Xiaoxiaole, Black Forest Cake and chubby blue cats, he can't erase the knowledge and experience in his thousands of years of life.

A person who experienced the thunder disaster and watched the mortal world finish things in the 33rd heaven would be persuaded by a book by the little master. No matter how naive He Yan was, he would not believe such a thing.Xue Mao was cunning enough, but after the first confrontation, he was convinced and gave He Qiyi a bunch of certificates, and even rented the Taoist alchemy stove for free.No matter how you look at it, it was He Qiyi who benefited.

He Yan sorted out the unexpected results several times, and suddenly discovered that, in fact, the fairy he picked up seemed to be a cut black...

Will properly use one's own advantages to confuse others to achieve their goals (referring to a plain and sincere apology if they make a mistake), will use violence to directly suppress or convince those who raise objections (referring to being ruthless and pointing out the bad luck of money and wealth), and will also bestow favors Buying people's hearts (referring to throwing Xue Mao's natal method and directly becoming a distinguished guest of Guanling Taoist Temple).

How can someone with such complicated means and such proficient application be easy to deal with?

He Yan squinted his eyes, and felt that it was necessary to get to know his employees carefully. It doesn't matter if there is a Pixiu, who knows if the future clerks will affect He Qiyi's "irreplaceability" in a certain sense.He doesn't want to change his head for a lucky cat statue and a Hello Kitty electric doll every three days.

"Let's talk about this irreplaceability." He Yan moved the chair, stretched out his hand to signal He Qiyi to sit down too, and behaved officially and politely.

He Qiyi: ... Isn't this the expected result?

In a sense, He Qiyi did not play He Yan perfunctorily.It's just that even though he has practiced immortality for thousands of years, He Qiyi has never met the Tao he wants to pursue, what should he do alone.

Buddha cultivators survey and understand the Dharma, Taoist cultivators comprehend the Dao Dharma.If anyone's Tao has an entity, it is the sword cultivator.The way of sword cultivators is the sword, and sword cultivators will only have one sword in their life. They conquer the sword and pursue the sword.A sword cultivator's sword aura can be majestic or delicate; it can be as killing as hell, or it can be as calm as the sea.But no matter which sword it is, it will not water flowers and open a shop to bake small cakes!

So He Qiyi is actually not yet sure how he will continue to pursue his own way.Even, He Qiyi wasn't sure if He Yan was really just Taoism to him.

33 Chongtian has seen it, and the way of heaven has also been seen through, so what should the immortals do after retirement?After thinking about it for a while, He Qi felt that it would be a good day to pet cats, eat cakes and grow flowers.The question is, does this kind of "rice bug" life still require him to practice hard and pursue the Tao! ?

The rare and chaotic fairy was shocked and almost lost his mind.

Anyone who cultivates immortality and finds out that what he really wants to do is "care for the elderly" will be unstable.

Every change of the gods is very important, it is related to cause and effect, luck, and life and death.Therefore, cultivators retreat for a hundred years at every turn, and some fall midway.On the way against the sky, a small thought is enough to have a terrible impact.

He Qiyi knows this truth, he needs time and knowledge to determine his true thoughts.However, just as he was struggling, his Dao suddenly said: Ah, why don't we call individual cultivators to change our luck?He Qiyi's long-lost sense of crisis instantly rose.

This is like a swordsman who has worked hard to sharpen stones and iron to develop a natal sword, and then the sword said: Ah, I think the owner looks good, why don't you let him use the sword.

What meaning can such words have, isn't it just "I don't think you can do it, don't pursue me, you can't understand this way"?

Being abandoned by one's own way is more terrifying to a cultivator than the Nine Heavens God Thunder.Chance has no master in the world of cultivating immortals, and whoever grabs it will own it. Except for the favored sons who are blessed by the heavens, those who can get magic weapons are all stepping on the bones of humans or demons.Inactive cultivators can only lie in the sect and wait to die, and He Qiyi is definitely not one of them.

Among the materials Xue Mao sent, there are many books on how demon cultivators live with human beings.Maybe it's because demons have more...unique ideas.No matter how comprehensive and objective the topic is, it always feels like "use your own advantages to confuse and control your human partner", or "silently solve the annoying enemy".

After He Qiyi read it through, he couldn't help but agree that the demon cultivator is indeed very intelligent sometimes, and also understands human nature better.

According to the book, the first step to getting a human partner is to be sincere, and if you don't give, you won't get anything in return.Secondly, you must know how to show your own value and hard work. Silent dedication is the least efficient way. You must understand your own strengths and show them at the right time and place.

The original words are: In terms of expressing oneself and winning appreciation, the male peacock is the best example that fellow Taoists can refer to.

According to the book, after letting the other party see your hard work and beauty, you will never procrastinate. As long as it is not too dark and barbaric, you will immediately express your true thoughts. This is called surprise.

——"Human beings who have been hit by honey pots and candy will forgive and accept you because of their strong and sincere feelings. Even small mistakes or overly intimate behaviors will be reasonably explained immediately. Then they may Respond, decline, or maintain the status quo."

He Qi recalled the contents of the book, and then looked at the half-closed He Yan, who was cautious and rational.

This is different from what you said! ?

He Qiyi: The demon cultivator misled me!