Retirement Tiandao Online Poverty Alleviation

He Yan was very conflicted at the moment, running back and forth more than a dozen times in shock and anger, and finally lay on the bed in the guest room, fantasizing about tearing off the magnolia leaves.

Wait, completely forgot that someone is not a flower essence at all...

He Yan closed his eyes and gritted his teeth.

Before the sudden kiss was about to end, He Qiyi left abruptly, and the breath of separation did not follow the natural law, causing the brain that slowly regained consciousness to realize that the subject was thrown away with a "snap", and the whole thing was covered.

Um?Isn't it kissing?Isn't it about feelings?How can you be so ruthless? ?

He Yan half-opened his eyes, just in time to see He Qiyi with moist lips and clear eyes, his eyebrows were slightly frowned, as if he was regretting.

"Excuse me, maybe you don't want to see me for the time being..." He Qi half-bent on the bed, deliberately maintaining a distance from He Yan.

The cold air seized the gap and swept in, and the warmth and humidity began to take away the body temperature in a blink of an eye.He Yan was shocked, and the ambiguous atmosphere was suddenly cut off. Before he understood what He Qiyi wanted to do, he heard the other party continue.

"You can cut the red thread, I respect your opinion." He Qiyi stood up, looking a little lonely, looking at him with reluctance in his eyes.Then, in the frightened and anxious cry of the coal block, the whole thing disappeared.

He Yan blinked his eyes a few times, angrily: "Are all you gods such bastards who run away after flirting!??"

Recalling the unexpected incident yesterday morning, He Yan became angry.

Obviously he didn't do anything, why did he run away.Isn't the normal process confession-rejection of confession-dejection-departure voluntarily?Why did he just confess his love to him and didn't even give him time to respond, so the object ran away wiping his tears (by mistake)?

As well as that lost and affectionate expression, and that humble and dedicated speech, who would dare to cut the broken red line casually!The moral pressure is too great!

He Yan comforted his throbbing temples, and finally turned on his phone to check on his friends who had been ignored all day.

That's right, He Qiyi disappeared early yesterday morning, and then He Yan stayed in the guest room...for a whole day.

Not only no breakfast, but also disappearing lumps of coal for lunch and dinner: human beings are crumbs, phew!

It is not difficult to analyze the feelings for a person, especially for He Yan who rarely interacts with people too deeply.More trustworthy than acquaintances, and different from Qian Duoduo and Xue Mao, He Qiyi's position has long been clear.

A person worthy of further development, and he didn't even think about guarding against and questioning people.Apart from lover, there seems to be no other position for He Qiyi.

He Yan was amazed by the smooth progress of his thoughts. Was it the feeling of love that people want to protect and depend on at the same time?It doesn't seem to be, not only these, but also pleasure, relaxation, satisfaction and...

He Yan thought of the short and incomplete kiss in the morning.

It doesn't look like it was premeditated, so it was a temporary idea?Because I couldn't restrain my emotional impulse, I accidentally punctured the window paper, and then fled...

Well, it's kind of cute, I want to grab it and rub it.

He Yan sighed and got up.It's over, he clearly accepted He Qiyi's actions directly, without even a little defense!Even looking forward to it!It's hard to get close, but what about the lone star of the evil spirit? !This is too unreserved.

However, reserve can not be eaten.He doesn't want to accompany a certain fairy in those weird and awkward plots where you chase me and I chase you.

The little boss, who had figured it out in an instant, came back to his senses and found that it was already dark.He's absent from work today.

Sure enough, love is a stumbling block on the road to wealth.

The coal is in the corner of the kitchen, the paws are hanging on the cat food bag, and the cat food is buried in the dry cat food: Is this the life of a cat with an owner?Is there a Pet Protection Association, it will sue!The unscrupulous owner quarrels and doesn't care about the cat's life or death, it's hateful!condemn!

The friend lost contact for a day, and still lost contact under the arduous task of explaining the misunderstanding with the ruthless Shangxian and cutting the red line.Qian Duoduo and Xue Mao were very anxious.But they didn't dare to go to He Yan's house casually, what if they were caught by He Qiyi?

So the little Taoist priest and his head could only express their concern through social software, and they didn't even dare to make phone calls.

Until this morning, Xue Mao did not feel that the red line he took out had decreased, which meant—the mission failed, and He Yan was in danger!

Seeing that his master had already started counting life-saving magic weapons and spells, and was about to go to the dessert shop to save his friends, Qian Duoduo hurriedly contacted He Yan again.This time, there was finally movement on the other side.

[Dead Wealth Fan]: Call He Yan, call He Yan, are you there?still alive?Can you still talk?If you are trapped by a magic circle, please hit 1, if you are unable to speak due to acupuncture, please hit 2, and if your life is in danger, please hit 3.

[He Yan]: I'm fine, but how did you tell He Qiyi at the time, you brought it in truthfully!

[Dead Money Fan]: Ah!Yan Yan, you are alive, woo woo, that's great, I'm going to tell the master that he doesn't need to explain his funeral!

[He Yan]: ...

After a while, the phone rang, and after He Yan connected, Xue Mao's nervous and concerned voice came: "Yanyan, check your luck according to what I said, have you been hurt by Gang Qi? Do you feel that your mind is not good enough?" Qing, can’t do what you want? Use the talisman I gave you, the talisman paper, etc..."

"Stop!! I'm fine!"

"Huh? You're full of qi, you shouldn't be, He Qiyi will suffer if you encounter the sinister qi in his body. Are you okay because you are alive?"

"What stellar energy... Do you think He Qiyi is a walking warship?" He Yan was speechless.

"This analogy is very appropriate." Xue Mao agreed, "Shangxian's emotional fluctuations will lead to changes in the pressure around him. Even a slight anger is a disaster for the human world. Well, warships are not suitable enough. Nuclear weapons may be more appropriate? It doesn't matter. ! Are you really all right?"

"Of course, there's nothing wrong with it." It's just that the first kiss was snatched away, and the robber also hit and run and disappeared in place!He Yan clenched his fists, "What exactly did you tell He Qiyi?"

"Ah..." Xue Mao recalled, "Actually, he didn't say anything. It's just implying that we pretended to kidnap Qian Duoduo and tie the red thread to Pixiu. You have a share. The rest is all up to him?"

"That's why he thought I was entrusting your hands to send out the red thread, that is to say, I have a secret love and dare not express it, so I asked a friend for help." He Yan said word by word, Xue Mao and Qian Duoduo were guilty of silence.

"A stopgap measure, a stopgap measure." Xue Mao laughed dryly, "Cough, now we have zero casualties, which shows that the strategy is still useful! But how did you get rid of the gods?"

"I didn't get it done." He Yan was depressed, "He saw me holding the scissors, said he respected my decision, and then disappeared."

Across the phone, Xue Mao and Qian Duoduo looked at each other, their views collapsed.

After a while, Xue Mao asked cautiously, "Does he seem to be in a bad mood?"

"Ah."

"Not angry at all?"

"Ah."

"Just a little... sad?"

"Hmm!" He Yan was annoyed.

"The Supreme Master!" Xue Mao lamented, "I would rather demolish a temple than destroy a marriage, how could I make such a big mistake! He Qiyi must think that you regret it, and want to take back the marriage, afraid that I will hurt you by relying on Gang Qi." You, you consciously disappeared! God, what kind of sadomasochistic plot is this!"

He Yan: "No, it's not that outrageous, but the result is similar."

Xue Mao didn't hear clearly at all, and was still sighing: "What can we do, Yan Yan, do you like He Qiyi? If it's unrequited love, then the act of giving hope and then taking it back is really... sinful!"

Qian Duoduo: "It's over, Yanyan, although it was our fault, you seem to be forced to be a scumbag. But don't worry, I am a responsible Taoist priest! I will help you chase your wife for thousands of miles... Husband, wait a minute , Yan Yan, do you want to be He Qiyi, or do you want to be He Qiyi, that or that?"

He Yan clutched the phone, regretting answering the call.Without Qian Duoduo, an unreliable person, to bring He Qiyi down, how could a fairy's brain circuit be crooked like that!

He only thought of asking Qian Duoduo and Xue Mao for advice when he was out of his mind. With these two present, He Yan seriously doubted that he and He Qiyi would put on a 500-plus-episode dog-blood TV series.

Forget it, do it yourself, have enough food and clothing.If he doesn't believe in evil, isn't he just a fairy who descended from the mortal world, he still can't handle it?

The first step is to go to the store to make money.

Nonsense, a life of self-sufficiency now suddenly wants to raise a fairy, He Yan looked at the coal, um, and the oil bottle he brought.And the group of fine flowers and plants... How can I do it without making money!

It is not good for non-human beings to find the gods who have run away from home. He has no choice but to disappear, and he doesn't know where to start looking.I don't know if looking for Pixiu or Xue Mao can find where He Qiyi is hiding by following the red thread tied to his hand.

While thinking, He Yan carried the coal into the dessert shop.

The store was closed for one day without reason, and many customers sent WeChat to inquire about the situation, and some turned around in the morning to see the situation of the store.

He Yan blamed himself a little. Opening a shop was his profession. It was really disrespectful to close the business due to emotional reasons, not to inform, and to leave customers alone.

Um?No, why are these people squatting at the door, as if surrounded by something, what are they doing?

He Yan walked in suspiciously, and saw a mobile phone holder, and a water bottle pushing with two paws, as if wreaking havoc, but actually watering the flowers and plants... a pure white long-haired cat.

On the phone, the barrage is swiping.

Audience A: Huh, Four Nine changed to a live broadcast of cute pets?But this doesn't seem to be the Sijiu family's cat, the previous one was a blue cat.

Audience B: Yes, called coal.Wait, this black and white match...

Audience C: Woohoo, it's too cute! !

Audience D: Does Sijiu also have white hair? I remember that it was exposed at an angle, and it still has long hair. This is also a long-haired cat... no.

Audience E: My birthday is too young, my up has turned into a cat!

Audience F: Upstairs, here's your pen.

He Yan pawed at the water bottle with his upper paws, a leisurely white cat with a cold expression:

——God Immortal, is this what you mean by not seeing each other temporarily? ? ?

Pure white long-haired cat: "Meow." Mmm.

He Yan's logic is: Hey, I'm not angry or embarrassed or shy, on the contrary I like it a little bit.oh!So I like him!

That is to say, He Qi keeps the ball straight. If he intends to remind He Yan with small details, He Yan may continue to drop the ball, because he doesn't know what love is like.Only by facing the storm can we know what the storm looks like! (big mistake)