Retirement Tiandao Online Poverty Alleviation

The white cat and the orange cat stared wide-eyed and followed He Yan obediently in line.What kind of gods, what kind of beasts, have no dignity at all in front of the boss who gives food and money.

Pixiu walked on catwalks for a while and suddenly remembered, no, he ate the food from Guanling Taoist Temple, so it seems that it has nothing to do with He Yan?

The dragon's tail behind the orange cat flicked.He Yan turned around and glared.

"whoosh"

The orange cat immediately clamped its tail.

Cough, the beast's intuition told him not to mess with the bad mood.

The orange cat winks at the white cat: what's the matter?

The white cat lowered its head, drooped its tail, and stared back: Have you ever seen a young couple quarrel?

The orange cat blinked and blinked: It's nothing to do with your little lovers quarreling!Wait... little couple! ?

The white cat proudly raised its chest: It will be done soon.Who is as exaggerated as you are.

"What are you talking about?" He Yan hugged the coal, turned around in front of the store entrance, and looked at the two winking cats with complicated emotions.

If you put these two on the metaphysics forum, who can tell that they are the immortals and majestic beasts?

The two cats squatted down immediately, with their heads down, as if admitting their mistake.

He Yan grabbed the back of the white cat's neck, the heavy weight made his arm sore, He Yan shook his arm, and grasped it a little tighter.He said to the orange cat: "Don't fool around with He Qiyi, change back, don't enter the shop if you look like a cat."

After speaking, he turned around and went back to the house with the white cat in one hand and the blue cat in the other.

Pixiu swallowed, worried about his old friend's future love life.Who can control this kind of Taoist couple?It is worthy of being the one who has carried the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder and is valued by the Heavenly Dao!

The lump of coal nestled comfortably in He Yan's arms, and he still had time to lick his paws and step on his milk, so it was very pleasant.It poked its head out and glanced at the father who was ruthlessly thrown on the table, and meowed proudly: Let you starve the child, let you abduct the child, bad luck!live……

"Snapped."

"Meow..."

"What can you do?" He Yan slapped the blue cat on the forehead, "Don't think you're fine. Just run if you're told, and be careful that you'll be abducted someday! The cans are gone tonight."

"Meow!!" Coal's eyes widened, watching He Yan bring the rice bowl and add a handful of cat food.Without cans, even the rice is half of the original!Not only that, but it didn't dare to express its dissatisfaction. After all, it would be very irresponsible to sneak out and leave the godfather alone, and it had a guilty conscience.

Coal bit the cat food resentfully, and made up his mind that he would never talk to his father again. The power of the family was obviously in the hands of his godfather.Hmph, with my father, I can only starve and suffer from cold, and also sell myself in front of the screen, it also has a cat personality!

As soon as Pixiu entered the door, he saw the coal lumps eating dry food desolately, He Qiyi looked like a cat who bowed his head and didn't dare to say anything, and he became more and more convinced that He Yan was actually a strange person.Although the destiny is unique, it definitely has advantages if it can restrain the cultivator!Not only He Qiyi, but even Qian Duoduo and Xue Mao were a head shorter in front of He Yan.

Seeing that He Qiyi remained silent, He Yan obviously didn't want to have a face-to-face conversation with him, and was annoyed. He looked up and saw the handsome man in a leather skirt wrapped in pajamas.

He Yan: "For so many days, Qian Duoduo didn't even give you basic knowledge?"

Pai Yao changed his clothes silently, and said, "I taught you, I forgot."

"Why did you come to find He Qiyi in the middle of the night? Duoduo is still waiting for you to go back." Waiting to confess to you.He Yan made up silently in his heart.

As soon as money is mentioned, Pai Yao starts to hesitate.The lifespan of human beings is short, and it is only a short period of time compared with the gods and beasts. The old friends turned into dust.It is precisely because it is short that it is precious.

Even if Qian Duoduo is the active one, Pixiu still dare not cross the boundary to develop a deeper relationship with human beings.Or in other words, at least he needs to understand the mortal world better, and after he integrates into the society, he can discuss relationship issues with Qian Duoduo.

"What concerns do you have?" He Yan asked, "Maybe I'm not someone you trust to confide in, but I know Qian Duoduo. His feelings come and go quickly, and he doesn't pay attention to everything. When I first found out that he likes you, I also I was surprised, afraid that he was acting on a whim."

Pixiu nodded silently, his eyes dimmed a bit.

"But now, I think I owe him an apology." He Yan changed the subject, and saw Pixiu's puzzled eyes, "Neither I nor you are considered ordinary people. But I think Qian Duoduo is, Even the most relaxed and comfortable 'ordinary people'. For us, feelings are elusive, need to be carefully debated, and repeatedly scrutinized, but for others, love is just a momentary thing."

"Although the ancient gods were born with spiritual intelligence, their nature is still different from that of human beings." Pai Yao pursed his lips, hesitant to speak.

The white cat patted its paws, jumped up vigorously, and landed on He Yan's thigh.Support He Yan with his legs upright.

The front paws pressed against the shoulders, and the back paws stepped on the roots of the thighs, and the soft pads felt good to the touch.But He Yan secretly spat out a mouthful of blood—it was so heavy!

Realizing that the elegant posture was not appreciated at all, the white cat froze for a moment, shifted its position uncomfortably, and supported its body with aura.

In fact, the lion cat is really puffy...there is too much hair, it is like a big handful of cotton wool, and it is still warm.It's just that it is an adult cat after all, and its movements of jumping up and down are graceful, like a white ball.

He Yan grabbed the cat with both hands, pinched his waist forward and stomach like a tree stump, and picked up He Qiyi.

He Qiyi, who suddenly put his paws down and was drying the quilt (cat) like a sheet: ... No, this is really not what he expected.

He Qiyi is not a person who pays attention to appearance and loves beauty.Immortal cultivators need to abandon material desires, do not pursue gorgeous clothing and accessories, and don't care about facial appearance.After the Nascent Soul is formed, monks can adjust their appearance, but most of them who really have an epiphany don't bother to change it.

It is said that appearance is born from the heart, and the detached understanding of the world makes the monks have a unique temperament.The so-called immortal demeanor, the masters of the world, are talking about them.

But that's enough for now.As long as it is a living thing, it will pay attention to its appearance during the courtship of a mate.Foxes can lick their fur, and peacocks can spread their tails.

He Qiyi claims that his appearance is not ugly, but rather attractive, what can he do?Otherwise, he has no money and no power, how can he win the beauty by starting with a cat!Even He Qiyi put a lot of thought into choosing the breed of cat.Lion cats can be smooth or round, with high bones, but because their fur is too fluffy, they are cute when they move.Especially when rolling around on the ground, who can refuse the beauty lying down halfway and begging to be touched?

But now it seems that he thinks too much.

Not to mention anything else, just say that now being lifted up by the waist, the front is long and the back is long, and it looks like a cat strip, what image is there to speak of!

"...First, let me down." He Qiyi said, feeling a little out of breath from being hung up.

"Yo, don't meow like a cat anymore? Are you willing to talk?" He Yan held the cat in his hands, his head tilted, and he stood up and led the white cat to experience an artificial roller coaster.The big tail swept back and forth and hit the elbows, making people itchy.

"Wait..." It was too late when He Qiyi realized that something was wrong, the wind brought by the high-speed movement blew his hair to the side, his limbs couldn't touch the ground, Yujian didn't feel so dizzy when flying!

"He Yan...let me go, let me go."

The cat in He Yan's hand was grabbed by the paws. The tall and cold big white cat was pitiful, with its hind legs stretched out and its tail curled up.

Well, lesson learned.

He Yan put He Qiyi down leisurely, just in time to meet the terrified expressions of Shangmei and Pixiu.

He Yan: ...No, he's really not that bad.

The coal lump groaned and buried its head in the dry food, wrapping its tail around itself, being cautious.Pai Yao was completely stunned, he knew that He Yan was not someone to be taken lightly, but he did not expect... to be so tough!

He Yan: "It's not what you think, listen to my explanation..."

The coal lump shook its head like a rattle, and Pixiu waved his hands again and again: "No, I didn't see anything."

Unable to argue, He Yan congratulated Qiyi outright, "What are you trying to say!?"

He Qiyi, who was lying on He Yan's shoulder and showing himself as a stand, said, "Slow...slowly."

It's too embarrassing for Tangtang Shangxian to faint on the artificial roller coaster, and this is still in front of the person he likes!

The white cat took a breath, and the forelegs that stepped on He Yan's shoulders were still trembling a little after a catastrophe.There is no way, I really didn't realize that I was dizzy when Yu Jian was in the past, and now the cat's legs are soft.

He Yan helped him in time, but it was very soft, and the joints of his legs were still twitching, as if he was really frightened.

"In ancient times, ferocious beasts would plunder treasures and hide them in their caves. They would definitely get something if they saw something. If Qian Duoduo just got excited at this time, but later regretted it, I don't know what Pixiu will do." He Qi Leaning on He Yan's arm, he explained in a low voice.

With Pixiu's ear strength, he could naturally hear what the two were talking about, but he didn't refute.

Everything should be discussed after he is familiar with human thinking logic and social models.No one wants to fall in love with a beast.Moreover, he is also facing the same predicament as He Qiyi.No money, no house, no car, so why marry a wife, cough, find a partner?

This logic sounded right at first glance, but the more He Yan thought about it, the more he felt that there was a contradiction in it.

"Well, are you sure that what you want to chase...is a normal human being?" He Yan asked slowly, "He Qiyi told me that Guanling Taoist Temple is actually your family property, and Qian Duoduo is a Taoist priest at the Taoist Temple. It's like... er, an office romance? As for what you will do that will hurt you a lot after he repents, I think this is quite difficult. Although the head of Xue is often unreliable, he is still very well connected in the metaphysics world. "

"I heard that the old Taoists of the Nanshan School have been talking about the lack of good materials to practice swords, the loose cultivators of Qingya Mountain need a good fur to make clothes, and the nine tails of Qingqiu Mountain even asked for exotic animal horns." He Yan looked at Pixiu with eyes. I want to see a treasure that no one wants, "I think that group of poor and crazy monks should work together to pull you out before you want to do anything."

Pai Xiu's back felt cold, and He Yan added:

——"It's like grouping up to fight the BOSS!"