Beauty has a lot of bad thoughts

Beside the doll-playing vendor stood a man in his 60s.His body looks very tough, his back is straight and straight, and he looks hale and hearty.But the loose skin on his face and the gray hair on his head have betrayed his age.

"Oh, isn't this Maeda?" The old man raised his hands, looked up and down at Chris Maeda who was hiding behind Xue Dingbang with his eyes glistening, and a contemptuous smile appeared at the corners of his drooping mouth. "I can't think of it! What is this doing?"

Chris Maeda shrank behind Xue Dingbang, stood on tiptoe and whispered in Xue Dingbang's ear: "He is the one who bullies me."

Xue Dingbang glanced at the old man, and picked up the gun with corks as bullets on the small vendor. "You shameless old bastard." Xue Dingbang shot the old man with sharp eyes and quick hands.This shot, impartial, hit the old man's nose directly, causing his nose to bleed on the spot.

Xue Dingbang held the gun on his shoulder, tilted his head and looked at the other party coldly, with an astonishing momentum. "Using that pitiful power to harass young people, don't you feel ashamed? He has resigned from you, you stupid trash!"

"Bastard!" The old man covered his neck and growled with bulging veins. "He was the one who walked around in front of me with his ass twisted! He was the one who seduced me first!"

"If you talk nonsense here again, you will never be able to speak." Xue Dingbang's eyes froze, as if the cold wind blowing over his face. "If you want to be hit by a real guy, you can try it."

The old man shivered, mumbled and ran while clutching his nose, as if a ghost was chasing him.

After seeing the old man go away, Chris Maeda came out from behind Xue Dingbang, covered his chest and sighed, and said, "I'm relieved now, thank you, Dingbangsang. I've been thinking today—if I meet What should he do now?"

Xue Dingbang also noticed that Maeda Chris would sometimes look around, but he was really absent-minded.He kept emphasizing his own charm and let Xue Dingbang notice him, just because he was afraid of losing Xue Dingbang's protection.

Thinking of this, Xue Dingbang's love and sympathy reached the peak in an instant.He took Maeda Chris into his arms and said softly, "Don't be afraid, I will protect you. You don't have to worry about being bullied anymore. As long as I'm here, I won't allow this to happen again."

"So happy!" Chris Maeda nodded happily, wrapped his arms around Xue Dingbang's body, buried his head in Xue Dingbang's chest, and rubbed it like a kitten.

"...Well, three guns and five hundred yen." The stall owner poked his head out of the stall and gestured with his fingers. "You have to pay!"

Chris Maeda stuck out his tongue, tilted his head and winked at Xue Dingbang: "So, Dingbangsang. Do you have a doll you want? I like that..."

Following his fingers, Xue Dingbang saw a super cute unicorn doll.On this stall, this doll may be the treasure of the town.Looking at the length, it is about 1.5 meters, almost as tall as Chris Maeda.

Such a big doll, it must not be an easy task to shoot it down.Chris Maeda took out a [-] yen coin from his handbag and handed it to the stall owner. All he got were two corks.

"Hey, isn't it three for five hundred yen?" Maeda Chris spread his hands, staring at the two small corks, his eyebrows and eyes were all wrinkled.

"He just knocked out one." The stall owner pointed at Xue Dingbang and stepped aside. "If you want to fight this unicorn, then you have to work hard!"

Chris Maeda glanced at his mouth, and handed the cork to Xue Dingbang.His bright eyes were full of anticipation: "Dingbangsang, beat me down, okay?"

Xue Dingbang smiled noncommittally, took the cork and raised his hand to shoot!

boom--!

The cork just hit the board on which the unicorn was placed, and it shook a few times, tending to tilt to the right.

"Dingbangsang is great, hit it!" Maeda Chris jumped up happily, patting his little hands non-stop.

Xue Dingbang picked up another cork and put it in the muzzle of the gun, raised his hand and shot again.

boom--!

The board on which the unicorn was placed was shaken a few times, and the huge doll slid down at an inclined angle.Seeing that it was about to fall, it stopped at the edge and did not move.

"It doesn't count until it falls to the ground." The shopkeeper smiled slyly, and sat aside to watch. "Do you want to come again?"

Chris Maeda looked at the stall owner angrily, biting his lip and glaring at him unwillingly.Xue Dingbang observed it a little, and found that there was an inconspicuous thread on the body of the unicorn.The white line is almost integrated with the background, if you don't look carefully, you can't see it at all.All dolls appear to be placed on a small wooden board, but each doll has wires on its body.As long as this thread is in place, the doll will not fall to the ground.

Dolls tethered to strings can only be obtained if the strings are knocked out.One shot definitely won't work.On the doll wall, there are some inconspicuous clips, the purpose is to clamp the doll, and the clip is quite firm.It is definitely not an easy task to get it down with external force.Using the cork to separate the thread from the clip is next to impossible unless you get your hands dirty.

Seeing that Xue Dingbang didn't speak, Chris Maeda was also a little disappointed.He tugged on Xue Dingbang's sleeve, and said softly: "Actually, I don't really want it. The unicorn Dingbangsang is actually not that good. I have already forgotten it! Forgot all, I don't remember it! Let's go somewhere else, shall we?"

Xue Dingbang thought about it a little, took out [-] yen and gave it to the stall owner.

"But I've fallen in love with it." Xue Dingbang smiled and lowered his head, and said next to Chris Maeda's ear, "It's okay to shoot it down and give it to you?"

Chris Maeda's eyes lit up, and he quickly reached out to pick up the cork he brought from the stall owner.Six corks lay in his tender palm, as if holding some treasure.He raised a small face with exquisite makeup, and looked at Xue Dingbang with eyes full of expectation.

"Okay, okay!" Chris Maeda's eyes were curved like two crescent moons. "Then can I look forward to it? I believe in Dingbangsang, it can be done! For me! Mmm!"

Xue Dingbang touched his cheek, took a cork, and stuffed it into the muzzle of the gun.He walked back and forth in front of the booth twice, found the best angle, raised his hand and shot him.

boom--!

The cork hits the clip almost blending into the background wall.The clip was hanging on a nail and was suddenly hit by a cork.It swayed a few times and slid outward for a certain distance, but before it stopped completely, Xue Dingbang shot him again.

There was only a clang, the clip shook a few times, and flew out in an instant.

Maeda Chris screamed with joy, shouting: "Dingbangsang hit!" He jumped up, scattered the corks all over the ground in his hand, and hurriedly lowered his head to pick them up.

A cork fell at Schrödingbang's feet, he bent down to pick it up, and fired another shot from the pistol.

Hearing the gunshot, Chris Maeda pulled the table of the stall, poked his head out from under, and was as happy as a child: "It's hit, it's hit! It's going to fall, it's going to fall, it's going to fall!"

Xue Dingbang's shot hit the doll shelf again.The clip connected to the thread was dangling in the air, dragging the unicorn doll down.

"Wow——! Wow! It's going to fall, it's going to fall!!!" Chris Maeda slapped the table in excitement, and the cork in his hand fell to the ground.

"It hasn't fallen yet!" said the stall owner.

It hadn't really fallen yet, and the friction caused the unicorn to slide halfway and stop again.When it paused, it looked quite sudden, as if it was hooked by something.

Schrödingbang picked up a cork, spun around behind the unicorn's ass and fired another shot.This shot was so powerful that the unicorn's buttocks flew up, half of its body left the board, and then fell back steadily.

"Is it a lie?!" Maeda Chris yelled dissatisfiedly, "Dingbangsang! This guy's feet are stuck to the wooden board below!"

There was indeed something on the board, but Schrödingern didn't think it was glue or anything.Schrödingbang thought for a moment, took the corked bullets, and hit the wooden board on which the unicorn was placed with every round.

The board looked precarious, but it couldn't fall off. The unicorn was dangling on it, but it refused to hang on the ground.

The stall owner rubbed his hands with a smile, nodded and said, "It's a pity, there is one last shot."

Chris Maeda held the last bullet in both hands, and said to Xue Dingbang, "I can definitely hit it! Come on!" He pursed his lips, changed the subject, and added, "Actually, it doesn't matter if you miss it! After this round of bullets is finished, let's leave! There are people queuing up behind."

Xue Dingbang turned his head and smiled kindly at the little girl's family standing behind them.Then without looking at it, the backhand is just a shot.

boom--!

The cork hit the bottom corner of the board hard, and the impact knocked the unicorn and the board down together.The unicorn doll and the board fell to the ground, but they still held firmly and refused to separate.

"It's great!" Maeda Chris jumped up immediately, hooked Xue Dingbang's neck with one calf, and gave him a hug, "Dingbangsang is the most powerful! The best! This is mine! Okay happy!"

The stall owner shook his head helplessly, and picked up the unicorn from the ground.He unfastened the clips and wires, and quickly inserted the board back into the background wall.Even though the stall owner moved quickly, Xue Dingbang also found the half nail on the other side of the board.

Chris Maeda stretched out his hands and hugged the hard-won unicorn tightly, smiling so hard that he couldn't see his eyes.When he proudly buried his little face in the unicorn, the little girl who was waiting in line suddenly burst into tears.

"I don't want a dolphin, I want a unicorn!" The child was only six or seven years old, with pigtails and a round face.

The little girl's father had a flattering smile on his face and said to the stall owner, "Can you put a unicorn like that on it?"

The stall owner who was putting the dolphins on the shelf looked embarrassed and said, "That's the last one!"

With that said, the stall owner pointed to Chris Maeda.Everyone's gazes were projected over and landed on the unicorn doll.

The author has something to say:

Maeda Chris: Dingbangsang's marksmanship is great!Have you ever learned how to shoot?

Xue Dingbang: Well, when I was teaching, I would go to the shooting range when I had time.

Chris Maeda: So there are so many leisure activities in Dingbangsang!

Schrödingbang: Now there is only one thing left.

Chris Maeda: ... (blush)