After being reborn, he was entangled by the sha demon

Fan Wujiu waited for a long time but didn't see the door open. He felt that Xie Bian was too talented and disobedient. When he wanted to kick the door open with a "bang", a crack opened inside.

"I just took a shower, wait a minute." Xie Bian's wet head appeared in the crack of the door, and he closed the door again after speaking.

What else can I do, wait honestly!Mr. Wuchang leaned against the door with pursed mouth and fiddled with his mobile phone.

[Sister Hui]: [Picture]

[Sister Hui]: Xiaoxi's father has already woken up. After Lao Zheng left, there are still some things at home that have not been cleaned up. He probably won't be able to go back soon. Say sorry to An'an for me.

[Sister Hui]: Thank you, Mr. Fan.

In the photo sent by Sister Hui, a girl of high school age is sitting on the bedside and helping a man who is obviously a few years older than Shajing to eat. Both father and daughter have tears of joy on their faces.

This man doesn't remember his name or what happened, but he remembers that his daughter loves a clean room.

Fan Wujiu saved the photo, Xie Bian should want to see it.

[Redemption]: Sister Hui, do you have a picture of that portrait of Xiao Xi's house, send it to me to have a look.

As soon as Lao Fan finished sending the message, Xie Bian's door opened again, this time no wet head squeezed out of the crack, but the door didn't intend to close again, which meant he was let in.

Fan Wujiu tugged at the collar of his shirt, squeezed in with his long legs, and locked the door for someone with his backhand.

"You never forget to lock the door at home, you are guarding against me!" Fan Wujiu took Xie Bian into his arms and imprisoned him as soon as he entered the door, opening his mouth to beat him up.

He only focused on adjusting the cuffs, and the buttons on his chest were disobedient again with this movement, and the white breasts under the shirt flashed in front of Xie Bian's eyes.Fan Wujiu has never been busy killing demons and ghosts. A few years ago, he learned how to go to the gym. Not to mention the slightest bit of fat on his body, his muscular muscles are looming under his shirt, which really burned Xie Bian's eyes. Where did I read it.

Xie Bian didn't expect the old hooligan to reveal his true colors as soon as he came in, he was caught off guard, blushing and trying to hide: "No."

He's not an old guard, he's used to being vigilant, he even locks the door when he enters the introspection room, what's wrong with locking the door when he's taking a shower at home?

Afraid that old Fan would wait for a long time, Xie Bian went to open the door without blowing his hair. At this moment, his head was still slightly steamed and arched in front of Fan Wujiu. The collar of the cotton pajamas was slightly open, and his slender neck was exposed. With pink in his eyes, Mr. Wuchang swallowed his saliva again.

Fan Wujiu let go of the ashamed Xie Bian, took off the dry towel in the bathroom, sat on the head of the bed and waved to Xie Bian: "Come here."

Xie Bian's house is all white, only the curtains are dark blue, and the interlining is removed, and there are tiny holes on the outer layer. If it is closed during the day, the sunlight will shine through the holes, and the stars are like the night sky.

Half of the starlight fell on Fan Wujiu's shoulders, Xie Bian looked straight at him, and it was only when Lao Fan greeted him again that he came to his senses.

A dry towel was wiped across the ears, and Xie Bian's entire head was wrapped in Fan Wujiu's palm.

The old hooligan carefully wiped the moisture from each strand of the child's hair, as if he was doing something sacred.

"Okay..." After suffering for a while, Xie Bian finally couldn't bear Fan Wujiu's scorching gaze, and protested softly.

Fan Wujiu rubbed his head, making sure it was dry before putting the towel back.

When Lao Fan came back, Xie Bian sat on the edge of the bed with his head bowed, his face was as red as a persimmon.

"Why is your face so red?"

Obviously it was Xie Bian who was in a hurry to tell others, but now he looks like he is bullying others, Fan Wujiu just got slandered by Zhao Meng, and he remembered this incident again.

"It's a bit hot in the room, I'm going to turn off the air conditioner."

Xie Bian attributed his blushing to the indoor temperature, got up and walked past Fan Wujiu, and was immediately grabbed by his arms and pressed on the bed.

"I'm cold, lean on me." Fan Wujiu didn't move, so he supported his body and looked at Xie Bian, "I was in Shali just now, what did you say?"

When Xie Bian summoned Shenhuo, Fan Wujiu didn't reason with him, he only said that there were too many people and he would settle the score after he came out.

Doesn't this count?

Knowing that Xie Bian couldn't say anything, Lao Fan simply continued to press him: "Brother Xiao Xie said how to punish?"

Whether it is the age in appearance or the real age, Xie Bian is much younger than Fan Wujiu.Fan Wujiu went to hell 2000 years earlier than Xie Bian, and came to the human world ten years earlier than Xie Bian, so this "brother Xie" should not be counted.

But the old hooligan wanted to yell, and Xie Bian's face turned red and his heart was hot when he yelled, and he couldn't hide it even if he closed his eyes, so he simply gave up on himself and gnawed at Fan Wujiu's mouth.

Early punishment and late punishment are both punishments, it is better to throw yourself into the trap.

Fan Wujiu was very satisfied that Xie Bian had such an awareness, and if the treachery succeeded, he naturally pushed the child back and kissed him for benevolence.

The old rascal first twirled the tip of his tongue around Xie Bian's lips, tasted it, and realized that Xie Bian wanted to hide, then took the child's paw and hung it on his chest. Xie Bian was so frightened when he touched the obvious muscle. Withdrawing his hand, Fan Wujiu took advantage of the situation and entangled his tongue.

Lao Fan's hand went into his pajamas again, reaching behind his waist and rubbing it, Xie Bian's heart and body felt numb, thinking that the old hooligan was indeed an old hooligan, and he really couldn't stand any more new tricks. .

The warmth from Xie Bian's mouth was swept away, and when he was out of breath, he clenched his fists and tapped Fan Wujiu's waist in protest, and the old rascal let him go satiated.

"not enough."

"What?" Xie Bian thought he wanted to kiss again, so he quickly rolled around on the bed to escape from his embrace.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he turned his head, someone found out his intention and dragged him back. Fan Wujiu hugged him more firmly this time, not only hugging but also touching, his big hands kept rubbing the top of Xie Bian's head.

"Hiss—" Xie Bian yelled in pain, only to realize that Lao Fan had pulled a piece of hair from behind his ear at some point, holding it and dangling it in front of him, "Why are you pulling my hair out!"

Xie Bian covered his head in protest, but Lao Fan's expression suddenly became serious: "Punishment."

"what?"

"In the future, if you don't take yourself seriously, I'll pluck the hair on your body. This time it's on your head, and next time it's on your body. Do you know where you have hair? Under your thin arms, your thighs On the root... There are other places where you will blush when I say it, commit it once, pull it out once, Xie Bi'an, I will do what I say!"

He finished speaking halfway, and Xie Bian was so ashamed that he couldn't open his eyes.

Lao Fan had never hit Xie Bian before. He used to think that with the thin skin of a child, he could make people remember him by playing hooligans, but he underestimated Xie Bian's willingness to like him. For the current plan, he can only think of a way to suppress it. .

Except for the mouth, hands and occasional hugs around the waist, the rest of the body has not been touched, but after Fan Wujiu said this, Xie Bian didn't dare to think about it anymore.

"Don't take it seriously, or I'll demonstrate it to you right now!" Fan Wujiu flicked a chestnut on Xie Bian's head, making a gesture to reach down, but Xie Bian caught him.

Xie Bian bit his lip and compromised: "Understood, I wrote it down..."

Lao Fan grinned, he still has a lot of experience in scaring children.

The child frightened by him moved away while compromising: "It's too hot in the room..."

Unexpectedly, Fan Wujiu stretched out his hand to fish it back and stuck it to his side.

Mr. Wuchang brought the cold air from hell, and his body was cooler than anyone else. Xie Bian said it was hot, so he had to hug it to cool down.

It's still winter, if summer is at home, Xie Bian is by his side every day, Fan Wujiu can die beautiful just thinking about it.

Mr. Wuchang's sweet dream was half completed, when the mobile phone that was thrown aside suddenly rang without interest, and there was a new message coming in.

Xie Bian picked up the phone before him, but Fan Wujiu didn't even connect to the chain, and he opened it as soon as he touched it.

Zhao Meng's voice came from the phone: "That, that, I've already prepared the meal, if you, my lords... If it's over, you can come down to eat."

What is "end" and what is the end?I still have to make phone calls when I go up and down the stairs. Is it because I am afraid of seeing something?Xie Bian's face was gloomy, angry at Zhao Meng's rapid improvement in brain power.

"It's over, it's over, let's go eat!" Fan Wujiu slapped Xie Bian on the face, holding his hands to get up.

Sister Hui's message came at this time, Xie Bian was still holding Fan Wujiu's cell phone, and happened to see the picture sent by Sister Hui.

It was a well-framed portrait. In the portrait, there were two young people looking at each other, one in a black robe and the other in white.

Fan Wujiu held a lantern in his hand and smiled like a spring breeze. Xie Bi'an stood beside him, holding up a candied haws, carefully treating it like a treasure.

There are lights, stars, and endless love in the eyes of young people.

Sister Hui said that some ancestors in Xiaoxi's mother's hometown had been helped by these two gods and men, and left portraits to commemorate them, and they have been copied one by one to this day.

Xie Bian forwarded the picture sent by Sister Hui to himself, then returned the phone to Lao Fan, jumped up and went downstairs to eat.

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Zhao Meng was reborn after the catastrophe, cooked a large table of dishes, and called Zuo Zuo when he was ordered to eat.

The money-grubbing ghost was coming, and those guys who had already met Xie Bian also followed, and Fan Zhai's exaggeratedly large dining table was finally full one day.

Fan Wujiu sat at the front next to Xie Bian and was about to start dinner, when the child suddenly said seriously: "You can drink less today."

Many years ago, Lao Fan really liked to drink, and the old monsters in Xiao Yang's house next door were wary of him.

Suddenly one day, Fan Wujiu refused to drink any more, and took the wine upstairs just to deceive others.

Xie Bian has a final exam for one year, just in time for the tiger Yang Jie to graduate, his family's old monster held a grand graduation banquet, Lao Fan went to drink, and fell asleep when he got home after drinking too much.Xie Bian, who left the school after the exam, did not wait for anyone to pick him up, and did not bring any money with him, so he walked home for three hours by himself.

Xie Bian didn't talk to him for a whole month, Fan Wujiu repented and quit drinking secretly.

"Then you go and get me some wine. It's up to you what to drink today." Fan Wu saved it cheaply and acted like a good boy, so he ordered Xie Bian to come.

It was when Xie Bian was in a good mood that he really got up to pick out wine for him. The left and right had been craving the good wine in Mr. Fan's wine cabinet for a long time, so they pointed to him.

In the end, the two brought back a red jar, which contained Huadiao wine.

This wine is not expensive, it can be said to be the least valuable in Fan Wujiu's wine cabinet.

In the early years, Fan Wujiu pretended to be a Taoist priest in Shaoxing to heal the evil spirits of a young girl from a wealthy family. The family thanked him for his kindness and gave him the wine buried when the daughter was born.The wine buried when a girl was born is called Nvnvhong when she is married, and if the daughter dies young, she is called Huadiao.

The family's daughter is gone, and it's useless to keep the wine. Lao Fan is greedy for drinking, so he accepts it.

Unexpectedly, Xie Bian knew this story later, Fan Wujiu took the initiative to explain it for a few days, but the child just said "Oh" with a blank face.

"Why did you remember to drink this?" Fan Wujiu asked, fearing that he was reversing an old score.

Xie Bian tilted his head: "Can't you?"

Okay, of course it's okay, there's nothing wrong with drinking Huadiao wine from the little ghost.

"You have the final say, just drink this. The wine is cold in winter, take it in and let Zhao Meng add two plums to warm it up. Hao Wan can also taste it."

Fan Wujiu took the wine jar and handed it to Zhao Meng, who knew that he hit the gun again without knowing it.

Xie Bian stared at the wine jar and said bitterly: "You seem to have a lot of experience in drinking Huadiao wine."

I'm afraid it's because he drank many flower carvings given by the little ghost after he passed away. It's fine for a living person to drink it, but Fan Wujiu is the king of ghosts, so it's not impossible if he wants to reconnect with the little ghost.

Fan Wujiu subdued, squeezed Xie Bian's arm and pulled Xie Bian to sit beside him: "I don't dare to have any experience, Mr. Xie's words really hurt me!"

He coaxed Xie Bian well, and Zhao Meng came out with hot wine for everyone to drink.

Except for Luo Han Gui Xi Bei, the others drank to some extent, Zhao Meng's eyes were red from drinking, and he insisted on toasting Fan Wujiu and Xie Bian.

"I don't know what to say. It's not suitable for a long-term marriage and an early baby...I did it!"

Zhao Meng drank the plum-flavored hot wine sullenly, turned his head and cried "wow", as if his brother had suffered some great grievance.

Xie Bian was the only one left, his face was blushed and white, and he couldn't speak.

After the meal was over, Left and Right took the initiative to ask Ying to clean up the mess, and asked the two adults to go back to rest first, then turned around and picked up the unsatisfied Zhao Meng: "Why are you talking outside, didn't you see Master Xiao Xie blushing?" !"

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After Fan Wujiu sent him back to the room, he hugged him and kissed him deeply, smelling of alcohol, and then turned to go out, but Xie Bian stopped him again.

Xie Bian sat cross-legged on the bed, tilted his head and asked Lao Fan a question: "Fan Wujiu, have we ever been to the human world?"

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The author has something to say:

drive a fake car (no)

Warmly celebrate the success of "Sparrow Game"!

I have been busy with my dissertation recently, and I haven't saved many new chapters, so I can only write a little bit and release a little bit.

Comments will soon exceed 100, so excited!

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