A Beginner's Guide to Magic

Lu Yang and his wife, who are used to shameless life in Hehuanzong, received a letter from Hongxiu Valley today, which contained gossip about Xiao Linxing's recent love affair with a woman. At the same time, the Chinese New Year was approaching. If you don't get together, why don't you come to Hongxiu Valley to have a few meals, and the signature is 'the most beautiful valley owner in history'.

Li Qing stared at the words on the signature for a long time, then turned to Lu Yang and said, "Are you sure she wrote this letter?"

Lu Yang took the letter and looked at it. He was not sure about it. He happened to have nothing to do recently, so he packed up and saluted, and drove to the Red Sleeve Valley in a carriage.

When they arrived at the gate of the valley, the two patrolled carefully for a long time, for fear of touching the entrance to the valley.Because I heard rumors from outsiders that the reconstruction of the high-rise building has brought a lot of glory to Hongxiu Valley, their new door owner was so grateful that he brought all the people to the door to design the most advanced and safest entry mechanism for them. , and even prevent the army from attacking.

The rumors sounded right.Li Qing kept shrinking behind Lu Yang, pointing at the exposed arrow and yelling for a while, hiding behind a tree and not daring to show up, finally Lu Yang got tired, grabbed him by the ear and dragged him out: "You That lightness kung fu, how can there be any hidden weapon in the world that can move you? Stop pretending."

"Don't they respect the fruits of their labor?" Li Qing said weakly.

The two of them wandered around the door for a long time, and finally waited for the doorman who was going out of the valley to do business. The two greeted each other respectfully, showed the letter to him, and explained their identities.

The doorman was very forthright, and said bluntly: "You can just shout into the small window inside the door. Our door is not so strict."

Lu Yang couldn't forget the last time he was bombed out of hearing, and he still didn't believe it, so he asked, "Didn't outsiders be banned from entering your valley before?"

The doorman looked around, approached quietly, and said with a mysterious face; "I only said this because the two heroes are friends of our Guzhu, please don't spread it. Actually, it is our young Guzhu who has just started to fall in love recently. We have to go out to have private meetings with people almost every night, so we set the door control a little looser. In fact, it is quite strict in normal times."

Li Qing gave a meaningful 'oh'.

The two got the guidance, walked into the valley along the road, and drove the carriage for a long time before they saw a magnificent small courtyard among the medicine fields, which was the small courtyard where Guzhu Lin lived recently.

As soon as he approached, he heard the commotion inside, Li Qing stopped to listen and understood: "It's our alliance leader, and the Taoist couple."

"Hey." Li Qing thought for a while, and said again: "It can't be said that he is a Taoist priest. It is not rumored in the world that he gave up being a Taoist priest for his wife."

Lu Yang nodded. The rumors are true or false, and it's just a title. It's not like they haven't heard the two calling each other 'pervert' and 'rascal' in private.

He parked the carriage outside, and when he entered the courtyard, he only saw Li Jixiang and Lin Guzhu.Lu Yang went over, casually as if entering his own home, grabbed a handful of melon seeds on the table and knocked them, and even stuffed a handful for Li Qing.

Li Qing picked and picked from the wall, picked two chairs that looked the most comfortable and carried them over, and placed them behind Lu Yang, as relaxed as coming home.

On Lin Mengjiao's desk was a small iron box with exquisite appearance. Inside the iron box were dozens of folded documents. She was gently holding one of the thin letter papers and staring at the sun for a long time. It seems to be as cautious as studying ancient cultural relics, and you only need to wear gloves and observe with a magnifying glass.

Lu Yang was curious, so she asked a question, without raising her head, she said, "It's the correspondence between Lin Xing and that girl."

Li Jixiang's expression was as wonderful as Lu Yang's: "You...do you count as spying on children's privacy?"

"It's okay, he won't know." Lin Mengjiao watched with relish: "If he doesn't know, it's not considered peeping."

Godlike logic.

Li Qing was keen on gossip, he ate melon seeds and asked, "See what's going on, how are they going?"

Lin Mengjiao curled her lips, then shook her head: "My son is so inferior, he can't keep up with his wife and me."

As soon as the words were finished, the small door of the east room opened suddenly, attracting everyone's attention, and a man wearing strange purple clothes came out from it.

The shape of this dress is really indescribable, it cannot be described in words, and it is even more peculiar than the red shirt that Li Qing wore before. It seems that this person is like a fresh eggplant essence that has been mature for 800 years.In addition, another person with good craftsmanship got a trendy hairstyle, and he was the leader of the alliance.

No one spoke in the small courtyard for 2 minutes.

Suddenly, a smiling Tao Zhu popped out from behind the concave-shaped Pei Ning, pointed at his exquisite and weird hairstyle with both hands, and shouted: "Isn't he handsome!"

Li Jixiang reacted quickly and immediately clapped his hands: "The hairstyle is so cool!"

This means that, except for the head, it is basically impossible to see.

Tao Zhu was very satisfied and returned to his seat.

It's really rare for Pei Ningyi to wear such thin clothes in this cold winter, I don't know if he is relying on his own health to act blindly.

Li Qing helped his forehead, turned his head and whispered in Lu Yang's ear: "Someone, hurry up and save his aesthetics, the neckline of his clothes is open to the navel!"

Lu Yang had seen a lot of big scenes, and was used to seeing all kinds of outlandish costumes over the years, so he calmly asked, "Which one is Boss Pei singing today?"

Seeing their expressions clearly, Pei Ning knew the effect of the outfit he had carefully selected, so he found a stool to sit down in desperation: "I... I haven't seen Qi Qi for a long time. I want to make a good impression on her."

Lu Yang: "It's understandable, but it's not necessary."

Li Jixiang thumped the table and suppressed a smile: "You two slept in the same tent and ate the same bowl of noodles. She has seen you without clothes. How many images have been ruined. Now I want to make up for it, yes Isn't it a bit late?"

Pei Ning's eyes widened, and he stood there dumbfounded: "...she saw me without clothes..."

Accidentally slipping the tongue, Li Jixiang received the sharp gazes from several other people, and quickly hid behind Tao Zhu.

Li Qing lightly peeled a small handful of melon seeds, and handed them to Lu Yang's palm: "It's nothing, I've seen it too."

Pei Ningyi's expression became even more exciting, with both hands covering his chest, and the way he looked at Li Qing seemed to be looking at a pervert.

Under the coaxing, ordering and threatening of everyone, President Pei finally went back to the house and changed into normal clothes, which were still dusty winter clothes, nothing special.

Li Jixiang's crisis was over, he grabbed a melon seed and put it in his mouth, chewed it for a long time, then spit it into a small silver plate, raised his eyes and asked: "Didn't you become the leader of the martial arts alliance? Why are you still dressed so poorly... ..The clothes I turned in to the small treasury are better than yours."

Lin Mengjiao frowned and looked at him: "Your melon seeds are delicious."

"All the money is subsidized in the league. I can wear this, and I won't grow any longer. As the old saying goes, three years are new, three years are old, and three years are sewing." Pei Ningyi sighed, covering his face with his hands, as if The whole body is full of burdens: "...The headache is that recently there are two sects under the command who don't listen to discipline, and don't like each other. During the meeting, they quarreled so much that the roof almost fell off, and they scratched each other's faces. Scar, I’ve only been running on both sides lately, so I’m trying to convince you.”

"If there is a fight, I won't be able to make it through, and I won't see Qi Qi." Pei Ning rubbed his hands, let out some steam, and raised his eyebrows: "Fortunately, there was no fight."

Li Jixiang heard about the conflicts between sects every day, his ears were numb, and he said bluntly: "Don't worry about it, let them fight, they are all dead, and the world will be peaceful."

Seeing that people are so tired now, Lu Yang felt a little sorry, so he said, "If there is something unfair, just write us a letter. I don't believe that anyone in this world would dare to do something in front of us."

"Why not." Li Jixiang pointed to Lin Guzhu who had been quiet all this time: "Lin Qiao only knows how to punch hard."

Lin Mengjiao, who never knew martial arts, angrily grabbed a handful of melon seeds and greeted the beggar.

"Hey, do you still like Miss Duan?" Tao Zhu's eyes were bright, as if time had not left traces on her delicate face.

Pei Ning bowed his head and did not answer, but the others nodded repeatedly.

"It's been so long, and you are dedicated enough." Li Qing praised him almost for the first time.

As soon as the words fell, Lu Yang heard the sound of wheels approaching from far to near, slowly approaching here, and after a while, he saw a man wearing a bamboo hat walking into the courtyard, holding a neatly folded couple in his arms. This thing is small in stature, so it should be a woman.

She unceremoniously threw the things in her arms into Pei Ningyi's arms, then lifted the bamboo hat, revealing a still bright face.

"Master Duan." Li Jixiang cupped his hands pretendingly: "Long time no see, I miss you very much."

"Don't dare to do it." Duan Qiqi waved his hand, winked at Tao Zhu who was beside him, and then took a chair and sat at a table. Now, the round table was well surrounded.

Pei Ningyi was stunned for a while, then stared blankly at the person in front of him, only to feel that his tongue was suddenly not sharp, and his throat was not very clear, so he squeezed out a few words from between his teeth: "This is... ..What?"

"Winter clothes." Duan Qiqi took the teapot, poured a big cup for himself, refilled it for him, glanced at him, and said, "You look quite energetic today."

"Winter clothes...why give it to me?"

Pei Ningyi's fingertips trembled a little, feeling like he was about to melt.

"Isn't the funds in your alliance tight? I think you, a solid-minded person, must use your own money to subsidize. Then there will be no new clothes to wear in the New Year? How can you be reduced to this, the majestic martial arts leader? You are the face of our world. "Duan Qiqi took a sip of tea to moisten her throat. The journey made her crazy thirsty: "...When we cut clothes in the villa, we made a few more according to your size. You can try them later. Try to fit or not."

Lu Yang murmured silently in his heart: Even if the clothes don't fit, he will definitely wear them, and most likely he still has to make an offering, offering three sticks of incense each morning, noon and night.

Everyone continued chatting until the evening, Guzhu Lin said that you finally came here, so there is no need to pretend to eat vegetables, and today I will take you to experience a whole meat feast.

Where there is meat, there will be wine. After drinking for three rounds, people are divided into Wen Zui and Wu Zui. Half of them are lying on the table, and the other half are restless in the yard.

Duan Qiqi squatted on the ground, a bamboo tube was placed not far away, she was holding a handful of chopsticks in her hand, and was throwing them one by one, her hands were usually very steady, but now she drank a little too much, this time The figure was also a little wobbly, so he was about to throw it all away, but he didn't throw in a few.

Li Jixiang floated over with vain footsteps, seeing that she was playing this little game, he became interested.

As soon as he approached, Duan Qiqi consciously gave up his position, perhaps because he knew that he had no aim, and handed out the remaining chopsticks, and cupped his hands, as if giving away his wealth and life: "Look at you, Li Daxia."

Li Jixiang was not polite to her either: "Haha, then the Sa family will not be polite!"

This Sajia didn't stand still when he was drinking, and spilled more than half of the bowl. Now this situation can indeed be called a Sajia.

The Sajia voted, but the Sajia didn't win.

The Sa family voted again, and the Sa family missed again.

Sajia tried for the third time, but Sajia still failed to win.

Duan Qiqi looked at him, and he looked at Duan Qiqi.

"Cough, that." Li Jixiang yelled: "It's only a matter of fate since ancient times. You know, I am such an excellent person, so naturally I have to be rough!"

No matter where he came up to fill in the fallacies, Duan Qiqi nodded and took the initiative to collect the chopsticks on the ground.The two heroes worked so hard for a long time, but they didn't hit any of them. If Li Qing saw it, his front teeth would probably fall out of laughter.

On the other side, Li Qing lay on the table and struggled to sit up for a long time. The wine of Hongxiu Valley is not ordinary. , was poured by a few of them, and it was completely defeated.

He frowned and stared at the ground. After looking at it for a while, he asked, "...Ah Yang, have you seen my shoes?"

Li Qing straightened his two long legs, one with shoes and one without shoes.

Weird.

His A Yang was standing outside the yard at this time, looking at the moon in the sky, with his big red face raised, his legs went limp after watching for a while, and he fell to the ground, but it didn't affect his looking at the sky.

After a while, he heard people in the house shouting.

Lin Mengjiao: "Let's go and watch Lin Xingyue steal the little beauty!"

Tao Zhu: "I think it's okay, whoever is in favor of it is against!"

Duan Qiqi: "Let's go!"

As he said that, three people rushed out of the yard, stumbling forward madly, and disappeared after a while.

After a while, another person rushed out of the yard, muttering softly: "...Qiqi, wear a coat..."

The upper body of this strong man was naked for some reason, and the 'coat' he held in his hand was his inner garment. Lu Yang seemed to wake up a little bit, and when he looked back, he hesitated to speak.

The strong man looked around, didn't see Duan Qiqi's figure, but caught a glimpse of Lu Yang who was lying on the ground, as if he was thinking about life, so he swayed over and covered his face with the steaming underwear .

Lu Yang: ...

The strong man slapped him heavily on the face and said, "Keep warm."

Lu Yang;  …

"Huh?" The strong man looked at Lu Yang's flat chest, and blurted out a very pertinent question: "Qiqi, where's your chest?"

There were too many pitfalls, Lu Yang didn't know how to persuade him for a while.

Fortunately, Li Qing also rushed out. For some reason, this man had no shoes on one foot, so he just walked over with one foot deep and one shallow foot. rescued.

Pei Ning's eyes sharpened at this moment, he glanced at Li Qing, and said, "So you are not as tall as I am, it's because the soles of your boots have grown taller."

Li Qing would never fall behind him on such a matter of principle, and immediately pointed at him and shouted: "You also took off your boots, let's compete!"

"Don't take it off!"

"Take it off!"

"Don't take it off!"

......

This cycle went on for a while, and finally the last person in the yard was called out.Li Jixiang came bouncing over, grabbed a handful of chopsticks, and smiled brightly: "I finally threw it in!"

But he found that his wife was gone, not only his own wife, but other people's wives were also missing, there were two idiots shouting the Three Character Classic, and there was also a desperate person lying on the ground.

He looked at the more reliable person: "Where is the person?"

Lu Yang: "The three of them went to see Lin Xing for a date."

Li Jixiang: "Then we will go too."

The two idiots on one side were still shouting, and Li Jixiang thought it was noisy, so he explained to them: "Actually, you two are the same height, that's how it is set up."

Lu Yang was considering whether to go or not, hesitating for a long time.Li Jixiang couldn't wait, so he said angrily: "You dumped me so firmly at the beginning, now you have to decide something, but the mother-in-law got up. Go or not! It's just a word!"

Lu Yang had no choice but to go. Before he went, he found a boot from the carriage and put it on for Li Qing. The four of them walked along the road for a long time, and after a long detour, they saw three sneakers on the treetops far away. figure.

After climbing up the tree, following the direction Lin Mengjiao pointed, he saw a pair of figures cuddling in a further distance.

They all look young and look so happy.

The elders all quieted down, those who sobered up, and those who watched the theater watched the theater.

"Hurry up, they're talking." Duan Qiqi whispered, "Who knows lip language, translate it."

Li Jixiang lowered his voice even more quietly and narrowed his eyes.

"...What if your family members object?" Li Jixiang's voice was very ethereal, and finally added: "The woman said it."

Everyone was listening.

"No, my mother is very open-minded, and my uncles and aunts are also very talkative." Li Jixiang paused: "Lin Xing said it."

"But I'm from the Nawu tribe, and I have tattoos all over my body, as do my parents and relatives. Your mother probably won't accept it." Li Jixiang squeezed his throat to make a distinction, and Duan Qiqi couldn't bear it anymore. Give him a punch.

"What is the Nawu tribe?" Pei Ning asked.

"One nation. Stop talking nonsense, I want to listen to gossip." He also received a punch.

Several people cast their gazes, and saw that the girl rolled up her cuffs, revealing a fair-colored arm, which was indeed full of strange black tattoos, but it was full of exotic beauty.

"I don't mind." Li Jixiang paused, "Lin Xing said it."

"My mother said that you can't just look at someone's appearance when you love someone. My uncle likes another uncle, and I never care about the scars on his body. I only feel distressed when I look at it... Aita, when you got a tattoo , does it hurt?"

In the darkness, Lu Yang felt that Li Qing seemed to be blushing.

He clutched his cuff tightly with one hand, and leaned closer to himself.

The girl threw herself into Lin Xing's arms, and the next words could not be translated.

"Tattoos, so cool!" Duan Qiqi suppressed her voice, "I want to tattoo a wolf's head on my back."

"Then I want to tattoo the Nine Dragons Pulling the Coffin." Li Jixiang said.

"I want A Yang's name to be tattooed all over my body." Li Qing's voice was wet.

Lu Yang sighed, when will this group of people become normal again.

Forget it, I haven't been serious for most of my life, so it's interesting.

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