A Beginner's Guide to Magic
Chapter 15 teasing
Lu Yang stood in front of the stewed medicine casserole and fanned it twice.
He had just handled Bai Yulian according to Feng Chan's description, threw it into the pot, almost turned his head and left to be the shopkeeper, but was yelled back by Mr. Feng, reluctantly guarding the pot.
Not long after, a sturdy huanghuali chair was next to him, and without turning his head, he thought it was Dr. Lin who came to decoct the medicine, so he gave up his seat, and said casually, "Thanks for your hard work, Dr. Lin."
Then there was a white-skinned man in white clothes, white shoes, and sat down beside him angrily, lifting his chin with one hand, very dissatisfied: "Only Doctor Lin works hard? I don't work hard?"
Lu Yang rolled his eyes in his heart, thinking that it would be hard for you to go shopping all day and buy this or that. Dr. Lin is a true doctor with a benevolent heart.After another thought, the white jade lotus stewed in the pot was logically bought by the man in front of him, no matter what, he should be more polite.
He forcibly saved his chin from the hands, looked down at the pot, and said, "Mr. Li is also working hard."
"No, no, I'm not bitter." Li Qing acted obediently when he got the advantage, and said with a smile: "Brother Xiao Zheng is very good at calling people, why don't you call me Ah Qing?"
While speaking, his hands were not clean, and he leaned on people's shoulders.
Lu Yang noticed that Li Qing's secret plan fell through in a blink of an eye.
He glanced sideways at Li Qing, covered half of his face with a small fan, and said calmly, "Mr. Li seems to have other plans for me all this time, can you tell me the reason?"
Li Qing blinked and smiled, and it was almost close to fit the fan: "I can have any plans, I said earlier that I will marry Xiao Zheng sooner or later."
Lu Yang sneered and did not refute his words, saying, "You don't know me, I like killing people in my dreams, I also like domestic violence, and I'm good at gambling, if I lose, it's worth thousands of dollars, ordinary people can't control it at all. Me. Did you see this headband, it belonged to my ex-wife, she was lost to a cripple by me, and she will spend the rest of her life as a cow and a horse for him."
Lu Yang almost believed it, Feng Chan still made strange voices in his fingers to make up for him: "It's so chic and unrestrained, little wood, I didn't find it before, you can really make it up. "
Lu Yang took advantage of Li Qing's lowering his head to meditate, and quickly replied with his fingers: "Each to each other."
Unexpectedly, after pondering for a while, Li Qing became more determined, and stretched out a hand to try to pull Lu Yang's waist: "I have eyes, I can see clearly, brother Zheng is not such a person."
He stretched out another hand and put it on Lu Yang's chest. The posture of the two arms was to wrap the person in his arms.
Facing that really lethal face, Lu Yang had no way to avoid it, the two roads on the left and right were blocked, so he had no choice but to hide at a side, and once he dodged, he lowered his waist.
And the wound on his abdomen has just healed, so the result of being pulled by him like this can be imagined.
"hiss."
Lu Yang fell off the chair feebly and lay on the ground, his heart as haggard as wood and his face as dead ashes.
There was a person on the body who didn't know if it was intentional or not, one hand rested on the ground, and the other hand landed on Lu Yang's chest in an unbiased manner.
And Dr. Lin, who was really just passing by to see how Lu Yang's stewed medicine was doing, stepped in front of the door, just in time to see this scene.
Lin Qiao stared straight, and temporarily lost his language function.
Behind her, poked out a quirky head, with an exaggerated beard on his face, and blinking big eyes full of curiosity, it was the Forty-Nine Escort.
She pointed at the two people on the ground in amazement, and pushed Lin Qiao, who was stiff like a tree: "Live with a broken sleeve! Look at Lin Qiao, he's alive!"
The red-faced Doctor Lin covered Sijiu's mouth and forcibly dragged Sijiu away.
Lu Yang hesitated helplessly for a while, and then revealed his ultimate move: reaching for Li Qing's wrist with one hand.
Li Qing dodged quickly, probed again, and was dodged again.
This is simply more agile than kicking someone's crotch. Lu Yang and Li Qing started a game of chasing each other in the small kitchen. Li Qing ran to the end and begged for mercy, hiding and using that face as a killer move. , I don't know where to squeeze out two tears, looking into people's eyes, it hurts like a needle prick.
"Brother Xiao Zheng, brother, I was wrong, I won't mention the matter of marrying you today." Li Qing took a deep breath and said, "I'll bring it up tomorrow!"
Having said nothing, Lu Yang simply and neatly kicked Li Qing's ass.
Li Qing covered his buttocks and squeezed two more tears. He looked so pitiful that people wanted to hug him and rub him: "Brother Zheng hit me, it hurts so much."
Tall and big, with a white and tender face and neck, he huddled in the corner of the wall aggrievedly, covering the key parts of his back, just like the actions of a good woman after being molested.
Lu Yang suddenly remembered that this man seemed to have extraordinary martial arts skills, and he had no intention of fighting back after chasing him for so long.
Could it be that you really fell in love with him?
Then take your pulse!There was a lot of energy in his heart, and today I have to pinch his neck!
Lu Yang blocked the person in the corner, getting closer and closer, without even realizing it, his face was already full of smiles.
Li Qing swallowed involuntarily as he looked at a face close at hand.
In this situation, it would be a waste not to say anything.
He said weakly: "Brother Xiao Zheng, don't do it."
Immediately outside the door, there was the sound of someone falling, and the scream of someone who couldn't hide his mouth.
Lu Yang looked back at the door in confusion, Li Qing took the opportunity to lean over and boldly left a light kiss on his face.
Taking advantage of Lu Yang's lack of reaction, he escaped through the shackles of his arms, and touched the man's waist before leaving.
Lu Yang was down for tens of seconds.
Feng Chan saw the whole process in the ring, and laughed like a goose farm.
"Little Wood, you two are so interesting! Goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose..."
No one knows how he made that laugh.
Lu Yang wiped his inexplicably half-red old face, and shouted angrily: "Old lunatic, you are the only couple with him!"
A few days later, Dr. Lin asked for a doctor in the street, and something went wrong.
The handsome Dr. Lin has been wondering recently why most of the people who come to her for free consultation on the street are women, and most of them are women who have not left the boudoir or are already widows.
At the same time, they didn't have any serious illnesses. When they came for consultation, they just said that they had chest tightness, shortness of breath, dizziness, and were wasting Dr. Xiaolin's time in vain.
Until today, she took the pulse of the woman with moles on her face as usual, put a silk handkerchief on it, and just started to study, but the woman suddenly grabbed her hand.
In the teahouse opposite the consultation place, Sijiu drew his sword and was held down by Lu Yang, who was eating peanuts.
"See the situation clearly before doing it."
"The little beggar you chopped up last time accidentally touched Dr. Lin, and you almost skinned him. Brother Sijiu, calm down."
Holding down the other hand of the forty-ninth hero who was filled with righteous indignation and going to save others, it belonged to a white-faced man. He put down the teacup in his hand and said briskly, "Didn't you find anything wrong?"
Sijiu sat down reluctantly, and asked angrily, "Where?"
"Doctor Lin is rejuvenated, high-spirited, and does not charge consultation fees. He is also handsome, well-spoken, and gentle with others. At this age, he should be dragged into the house by a rich lady."
Sijiu looked at him contemptuously: "Is it popular in your house to rob people in the street? It's really tough."
Li Qing lowered his head and smiled when he heard the words, turned his face and said to Lu Yang who was pretending to be in a daze: "Yes. If I were the eldest daughter, I would have personally snatched Brother Zheng back to be my husband."
Lu Yang turned a deaf ear and looked at Lin Qiao's stall from a distance.
Li Qing quietly leaned on Lu Yang's waist again, lowered his voice and whispered in his ear: "I don't ask that much. Brother Xiaozheng doesn't want to marry me, just marry me as a matter of name. My family has hundreds of acres of land, three heads The cow, a bunch of shops and servants, will all belong to Brother Zheng from now on."
Seeing that no one had time to stop him, Sijiu rushed out, Lu Yang also ran out to avoid people, Li Qing followed closely, and did not forget to take the time to pay for the tea.
Lin Qiao was being held tightly in the palm of his hand, his expression flustered, and he kept saying: "I have a sweetheart, I have a sweetheart..."
The matchmaker who was holding hands tightly shook her veil and said with a smile: "Oh, Miss Zhang doesn't mind being a small one. You are so lucky, the Zhang family is the big shopkeeper of our Baile City drug store, and all the people in the city The medical clinic and pharmacy are all owned by his family, and the young master is married to Miss Zhang, so why bother practicing medicine outside in the wind and sun? Just count the money at home."
Surrounded by spectators, Lin Qiao almost burst into tears: "It's too bad...I can't marry a concubine..."
Lu Yang just wanted to laugh when he heard it from the outside, no matter what kind of concubine she married, the descendants of Hongxiu Valley would not care about the little Baile City.
Sijiu squeezed in with difficulty, forced the matchmaker away with a sword blade, and embraced Lin Qiao who was almost crying. She was a little shorter, but she held the man's head on her shoulder, and patted Lin Qiao comfortingly. , while holding a sword flower, he continued to point at the matchmaker: "Climb a little farther, don't you hear, he said no."
Lu Yang and Li Qing finally squeezed through.Lu Yang held the flagpole of the free clinic with his left hand, and put his right hand on the hilt of his sword, ready to strike at any time.
Li Qing stood behind the two girls, and said with a smile: "There is no reason to take by force in this world, and it is the same with marriage. If you have to force it, it will usually not have a good result. Doctor Lin is not willing. Can you still force him to marry?"
As soon as these words came out, Lu Yang almost laughed angrily, he still had the face to say such high-sounding sentences.
"The daughter of the Zhang family is worth the country and the city, and it is your blessing that your son married her!"
"The Zhang family is rich and powerful, if you don't bow your head obediently, you will have good fruit to eat."
"Friendship is better than real money, I advise you to think about the future!"
The crowd of onlookers mixed in with how many sailors sent by Zhang's family, and shouted in one go. The momentum seemed to drown the four of them in their saliva.
"It's not good, it's not good, I'm going to die!"
A scream suddenly broke out in the crowd, and then someone opened the way for the source of the sound. A patient dressed as a servant, covered in bruises and foaming at the mouth, was supported by two people and walked towards Lin Qiao and the others.
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Hehe hehe
He had just handled Bai Yulian according to Feng Chan's description, threw it into the pot, almost turned his head and left to be the shopkeeper, but was yelled back by Mr. Feng, reluctantly guarding the pot.
Not long after, a sturdy huanghuali chair was next to him, and without turning his head, he thought it was Dr. Lin who came to decoct the medicine, so he gave up his seat, and said casually, "Thanks for your hard work, Dr. Lin."
Then there was a white-skinned man in white clothes, white shoes, and sat down beside him angrily, lifting his chin with one hand, very dissatisfied: "Only Doctor Lin works hard? I don't work hard?"
Lu Yang rolled his eyes in his heart, thinking that it would be hard for you to go shopping all day and buy this or that. Dr. Lin is a true doctor with a benevolent heart.After another thought, the white jade lotus stewed in the pot was logically bought by the man in front of him, no matter what, he should be more polite.
He forcibly saved his chin from the hands, looked down at the pot, and said, "Mr. Li is also working hard."
"No, no, I'm not bitter." Li Qing acted obediently when he got the advantage, and said with a smile: "Brother Xiao Zheng is very good at calling people, why don't you call me Ah Qing?"
While speaking, his hands were not clean, and he leaned on people's shoulders.
Lu Yang noticed that Li Qing's secret plan fell through in a blink of an eye.
He glanced sideways at Li Qing, covered half of his face with a small fan, and said calmly, "Mr. Li seems to have other plans for me all this time, can you tell me the reason?"
Li Qing blinked and smiled, and it was almost close to fit the fan: "I can have any plans, I said earlier that I will marry Xiao Zheng sooner or later."
Lu Yang sneered and did not refute his words, saying, "You don't know me, I like killing people in my dreams, I also like domestic violence, and I'm good at gambling, if I lose, it's worth thousands of dollars, ordinary people can't control it at all. Me. Did you see this headband, it belonged to my ex-wife, she was lost to a cripple by me, and she will spend the rest of her life as a cow and a horse for him."
Lu Yang almost believed it, Feng Chan still made strange voices in his fingers to make up for him: "It's so chic and unrestrained, little wood, I didn't find it before, you can really make it up. "
Lu Yang took advantage of Li Qing's lowering his head to meditate, and quickly replied with his fingers: "Each to each other."
Unexpectedly, after pondering for a while, Li Qing became more determined, and stretched out a hand to try to pull Lu Yang's waist: "I have eyes, I can see clearly, brother Zheng is not such a person."
He stretched out another hand and put it on Lu Yang's chest. The posture of the two arms was to wrap the person in his arms.
Facing that really lethal face, Lu Yang had no way to avoid it, the two roads on the left and right were blocked, so he had no choice but to hide at a side, and once he dodged, he lowered his waist.
And the wound on his abdomen has just healed, so the result of being pulled by him like this can be imagined.
"hiss."
Lu Yang fell off the chair feebly and lay on the ground, his heart as haggard as wood and his face as dead ashes.
There was a person on the body who didn't know if it was intentional or not, one hand rested on the ground, and the other hand landed on Lu Yang's chest in an unbiased manner.
And Dr. Lin, who was really just passing by to see how Lu Yang's stewed medicine was doing, stepped in front of the door, just in time to see this scene.
Lin Qiao stared straight, and temporarily lost his language function.
Behind her, poked out a quirky head, with an exaggerated beard on his face, and blinking big eyes full of curiosity, it was the Forty-Nine Escort.
She pointed at the two people on the ground in amazement, and pushed Lin Qiao, who was stiff like a tree: "Live with a broken sleeve! Look at Lin Qiao, he's alive!"
The red-faced Doctor Lin covered Sijiu's mouth and forcibly dragged Sijiu away.
Lu Yang hesitated helplessly for a while, and then revealed his ultimate move: reaching for Li Qing's wrist with one hand.
Li Qing dodged quickly, probed again, and was dodged again.
This is simply more agile than kicking someone's crotch. Lu Yang and Li Qing started a game of chasing each other in the small kitchen. Li Qing ran to the end and begged for mercy, hiding and using that face as a killer move. , I don't know where to squeeze out two tears, looking into people's eyes, it hurts like a needle prick.
"Brother Xiao Zheng, brother, I was wrong, I won't mention the matter of marrying you today." Li Qing took a deep breath and said, "I'll bring it up tomorrow!"
Having said nothing, Lu Yang simply and neatly kicked Li Qing's ass.
Li Qing covered his buttocks and squeezed two more tears. He looked so pitiful that people wanted to hug him and rub him: "Brother Zheng hit me, it hurts so much."
Tall and big, with a white and tender face and neck, he huddled in the corner of the wall aggrievedly, covering the key parts of his back, just like the actions of a good woman after being molested.
Lu Yang suddenly remembered that this man seemed to have extraordinary martial arts skills, and he had no intention of fighting back after chasing him for so long.
Could it be that you really fell in love with him?
Then take your pulse!There was a lot of energy in his heart, and today I have to pinch his neck!
Lu Yang blocked the person in the corner, getting closer and closer, without even realizing it, his face was already full of smiles.
Li Qing swallowed involuntarily as he looked at a face close at hand.
In this situation, it would be a waste not to say anything.
He said weakly: "Brother Xiao Zheng, don't do it."
Immediately outside the door, there was the sound of someone falling, and the scream of someone who couldn't hide his mouth.
Lu Yang looked back at the door in confusion, Li Qing took the opportunity to lean over and boldly left a light kiss on his face.
Taking advantage of Lu Yang's lack of reaction, he escaped through the shackles of his arms, and touched the man's waist before leaving.
Lu Yang was down for tens of seconds.
Feng Chan saw the whole process in the ring, and laughed like a goose farm.
"Little Wood, you two are so interesting! Goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose..."
No one knows how he made that laugh.
Lu Yang wiped his inexplicably half-red old face, and shouted angrily: "Old lunatic, you are the only couple with him!"
A few days later, Dr. Lin asked for a doctor in the street, and something went wrong.
The handsome Dr. Lin has been wondering recently why most of the people who come to her for free consultation on the street are women, and most of them are women who have not left the boudoir or are already widows.
At the same time, they didn't have any serious illnesses. When they came for consultation, they just said that they had chest tightness, shortness of breath, dizziness, and were wasting Dr. Xiaolin's time in vain.
Until today, she took the pulse of the woman with moles on her face as usual, put a silk handkerchief on it, and just started to study, but the woman suddenly grabbed her hand.
In the teahouse opposite the consultation place, Sijiu drew his sword and was held down by Lu Yang, who was eating peanuts.
"See the situation clearly before doing it."
"The little beggar you chopped up last time accidentally touched Dr. Lin, and you almost skinned him. Brother Sijiu, calm down."
Holding down the other hand of the forty-ninth hero who was filled with righteous indignation and going to save others, it belonged to a white-faced man. He put down the teacup in his hand and said briskly, "Didn't you find anything wrong?"
Sijiu sat down reluctantly, and asked angrily, "Where?"
"Doctor Lin is rejuvenated, high-spirited, and does not charge consultation fees. He is also handsome, well-spoken, and gentle with others. At this age, he should be dragged into the house by a rich lady."
Sijiu looked at him contemptuously: "Is it popular in your house to rob people in the street? It's really tough."
Li Qing lowered his head and smiled when he heard the words, turned his face and said to Lu Yang who was pretending to be in a daze: "Yes. If I were the eldest daughter, I would have personally snatched Brother Zheng back to be my husband."
Lu Yang turned a deaf ear and looked at Lin Qiao's stall from a distance.
Li Qing quietly leaned on Lu Yang's waist again, lowered his voice and whispered in his ear: "I don't ask that much. Brother Xiaozheng doesn't want to marry me, just marry me as a matter of name. My family has hundreds of acres of land, three heads The cow, a bunch of shops and servants, will all belong to Brother Zheng from now on."
Seeing that no one had time to stop him, Sijiu rushed out, Lu Yang also ran out to avoid people, Li Qing followed closely, and did not forget to take the time to pay for the tea.
Lin Qiao was being held tightly in the palm of his hand, his expression flustered, and he kept saying: "I have a sweetheart, I have a sweetheart..."
The matchmaker who was holding hands tightly shook her veil and said with a smile: "Oh, Miss Zhang doesn't mind being a small one. You are so lucky, the Zhang family is the big shopkeeper of our Baile City drug store, and all the people in the city The medical clinic and pharmacy are all owned by his family, and the young master is married to Miss Zhang, so why bother practicing medicine outside in the wind and sun? Just count the money at home."
Surrounded by spectators, Lin Qiao almost burst into tears: "It's too bad...I can't marry a concubine..."
Lu Yang just wanted to laugh when he heard it from the outside, no matter what kind of concubine she married, the descendants of Hongxiu Valley would not care about the little Baile City.
Sijiu squeezed in with difficulty, forced the matchmaker away with a sword blade, and embraced Lin Qiao who was almost crying. She was a little shorter, but she held the man's head on her shoulder, and patted Lin Qiao comfortingly. , while holding a sword flower, he continued to point at the matchmaker: "Climb a little farther, don't you hear, he said no."
Lu Yang and Li Qing finally squeezed through.Lu Yang held the flagpole of the free clinic with his left hand, and put his right hand on the hilt of his sword, ready to strike at any time.
Li Qing stood behind the two girls, and said with a smile: "There is no reason to take by force in this world, and it is the same with marriage. If you have to force it, it will usually not have a good result. Doctor Lin is not willing. Can you still force him to marry?"
As soon as these words came out, Lu Yang almost laughed angrily, he still had the face to say such high-sounding sentences.
"The daughter of the Zhang family is worth the country and the city, and it is your blessing that your son married her!"
"The Zhang family is rich and powerful, if you don't bow your head obediently, you will have good fruit to eat."
"Friendship is better than real money, I advise you to think about the future!"
The crowd of onlookers mixed in with how many sailors sent by Zhang's family, and shouted in one go. The momentum seemed to drown the four of them in their saliva.
"It's not good, it's not good, I'm going to die!"
A scream suddenly broke out in the crowd, and then someone opened the way for the source of the sound. A patient dressed as a servant, covered in bruises and foaming at the mouth, was supported by two people and walked towards Lin Qiao and the others.
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The author has something to say:
Hehe hehe
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