A Beginner's Guide to Magic

Anyway, they mixed into the Red Gang again.

During this period, relying on the outstanding diplomatic skills of Li Jixiang and Duan Qiqi, they successfully dispelled the suspicion of the horse bandits, and because of their familiar faces and superior personalities, they almost got involved in the management team, and became brothers with the leader who handed over the medicinal materials this time.

A group of people slowly followed the gang into the capital of Wuli Kingdom. On the night of their arrival, the leader left them to guard the medicinal materials, and took his men out to have fun.

Pei Ningyi was dumbfounded at this: "So relieved? Aren't you afraid that we will run away with these medicinal materials?"

Duan Qiqi despised him: "Is it okay to use your brain? The horses were ridden away by them, and the boxes of herbs left behind, even if we are born with supernatural powers, we can't take them away, okay?"

A few people had nothing to do. After eating and drinking, Li Jixiang offered to tell their fortunes.

Duan Qiqi pushed Pei Ningyi away, very interested in this: "Master, do the math for me?"

As he said that he wanted to take out copper coins from his purse, the Taoist refused very politely, saying: "There is no charge, and I don't need you to tell the horoscope of your birthday, so I can deduce the rest of your life."

Duan Qiqi opened his eyes wide, moved a low stool and sat in front of him, his face was full of curiosity.

The Taoist pinched his fingers pretentiously, then squinted at her who was sitting upright, and said grumblingly: "You are 17 years old this year, there will be auspicious signs when you give birth, a lot of flowers will bloom nearby, and it will rain heavily overnight...it should be It is the star of martial arts. Born with high talent in martial arts, loves to take risks, and has a good personality, but occasionally impulsive, unforgiving, hindering others' first impression of you..."

Lu Yang complained silently: You wrote all the nonsense yourself, of course you know.Even if you say that she is the Seventh Princess of the Heavenly Emperor, some people will believe her.

Duan Qiqi nodded: "And then what?"

Li Jixiang really calculated with his eyes closed, then sighed and said: "It's just that this Wuqu star is also a widowed star. There is an ancient saying that men are afraid of being lonely and women are afraid of being widowed, so we can count according to this." , your future marriage may fail. Don't be sad, these should be your own decisions, I say this, do you understand? "

Duan Qiqi's eyes were blank for a moment, he nodded thoughtfully, then patted his shoulder heavily, and found a corner to think about his thoughts.

Immediately afterwards, Pei Ningyi took over her little stool and looked at the Taoist priest eagerly: "Will the Taoist priest count as a marriage?"

Li Jixiang looked at him fixedly, and sighed again for no reason, which made the other party feel very puzzled.The Taoist touched the stubble on his chin and said, "Your marriage? Let me think about it... Where do you have marriage..."

Hearing this, Pei Ning was frightened: "Master Daoist, I won't never marry a wife for the rest of my life, right?"

Li Jixiang smiled lightly, I don't know if it was a wry smile or a sneer.He said: "Sometimes there must be something in life, and there is always time in life. Don't force it. Xiao Pei, you are one year younger than me. I should be your elder brother. My brother advises you, don't be too attached to some things, they should be yours." , it must be yours, not yours, and there is nothing I can do when the Heavenly King comes."

As soon as Pei Ning couldn't understand, she stared blankly at the Taoist priest frowning, and said in a trembling voice, "But you haven't counted yet..."

Li Jixiang also patted him on the shoulder heavily, and said, "Go and realize it yourself, you will know it in a few years."

Pei Shaoxia went to a corner to think in a daze.

The Taoist cast his eyes on the two people who were whispering together, waved his hands, and rushed to sell himself: "Hey, do you want a free fortune telling?"

Li Qing frowned and glanced at Li Daochang who interrupted his chat, he looked more openly, and said: "If you know the ending before doing something, what's the point?"

Li Daochang shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile, "I have the same idea as me."

But Lu Yang turned his head and asked, "You just said that Xiao Si is a star of Wuqu, so do I have a star?"

Li Daochang thought for a while with his chin propped up, and said: "Really, I remember...you are Lian Zhenxing who descended to earth, with extremely prosperous peach blossoms, and the most provoking bees and butterflies. Cough, some people should start earlier."

I really don't know if the priest is talking nonsense or telling the truth. Anyway, when Li Qing heard it, he immediately became unhappy, hugged the whole Lu Yang carelessly, and kicked away the Taoist priest who was about to talk, and overturned the old school for many years. Old vinegar jar.

After resting all night, in the evening of the second day, the horse bandit team entered King Wuli's palace. The king personally received him and held a special dinner with delicious food and wine.

Li Qing sneered, leaned against Lu Yang's ear, and said in a low voice, "It was originally a trade team from Dazhou, and they had already paid for it, and they just waited for the goods to arrive to save his life. The horse bandit who killed him was robbed, and in the end he had to spend another 1 taels to buy life-saving medicine. Now you say that the horse bandit is a warrior? I think the king is really sick."

Just talk as you speak, and what's the matter with lying on my body like a boneless person.

Lu Yang resisted the itch on one side of his body, turned his head to one side, and replied, "Who says it's not, if I were the king of Wuli Kingdom, I would have sent troops to suppress the horse bandits."

Li Jixiang has a good ear, and he came over and added: "No matter how bad it is, you will be wanted all over the country, otherwise the leader of a country is too easy to handle."

Duan Qiqi didn't know what strange thing she saw, she suddenly jumped up, and the three of them managed to hold her down.Because of her nervousness, Pei Ningyi stood stiffly throughout the whole process, standing like a door panel, blocking people firmly in front of her.

Duan Qiqi was covered by someone's hand, she kept saying "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu", her limbs were filled with chicken blood, and she was so excited that the three gentlemen couldn't hold her down anymore.

Lu Yang hugged her by the waist, and whispered eagerly in her ear: "This is in the hall! Calm down."

Li Qing leaned over jealously, looked into her eyes seriously, observed her eyes, and asked in a low voice, "So you saw Lin Qiao, where is it?"

Duan Qiqi pulled out the hand that was tightly held by Li Jixiang, and pointed at the main hall, next to the king.

No one noticed just now, it turned out that there was a young doctor standing next to the old king.

It's no wonder they couldn't recognize them. Lin Qiao has now changed into an exotic dress, and has returned to her identity as a woman. Her long hair is scattered, and a few strands of gold and red silk are tied on her chest. The end of her eyes is also painted with red eyeliner. , with exquisite ornaments hanging all over the body.

Dr. Lin can be said to be very charming now. Even in such flamboyant and coquettish clothes, the gentle temperament on her body is still not concealed, and the whole person exudes a sense of harmony. Let your guard down.

Duan Qiqi was let go, and murmured: "You won't really be a princess, will you?"

"No." The Taoist also looked at Lin Qiao from a distance.

At this time, he was more determined than anyone else, thinking: The original book is a great tragedy, and it will not be interrupted easily.

During the banquet, the eyes of several people turned to the king frequently, and their thoughts almost turned into reality.It's a pity that Dr. Lin only bowed his head in the king's ear and said something, then got up to leave, and they had no choice but to watch Lin Qiao out of sight regretfully.

Pei Ningyi, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said: "I don't know why, when I see that woman, I always want to call her mom."

Who said no.

They lowered their heads and picked up their chopsticks, but were stopped by Lu Yang.

Lu Yang vigilantly scanned the crowd, picked up a piece of meat and smelled it first, then took out a small bottle of strangely colored medicine from his bosom and distributed it.

After Li Jixiang took the pill, he picked up a piece of meat with his own chopsticks: "It's really interesting." Hou Han smiled and ate it.

"You still eat if you have the material." Duan Qiqi frowned, not even daring to drink.

"What are you afraid of?" Li Qing also took a sip of his wine very reassuringly, and said, "Do you think that Brother Zheng will allow us to be poisoned?"

makes sense.Duan Qiqi was so hungry that he almost ate someone, just now he took a bite out of someone, and finally dared to bow his head and take a sip of the soup.

After so many days, Pei Shaoxia, who was still not used to the gang life, looked at a few people stiffly, then lowered his head to look at the food that was obviously not right, he took a piece of food with chopsticks reluctantly, swallowed it desperately after only chewing two mouthfuls, with a mournful face , very picky and authentic: "Wuli is so big, is there no chef from the Central Plains?"

Li Jixiang took out a piece of naan from the bowl behind his back, and handed it over thoughtfully.

Pei Ningyi looked at the pasta with a stomach ache, with as complicated an expression as possible.

"Pretentious." Duan Qiqi picked vegetables with his right hand and drank soup with his left hand. He only hated that he didn't have three mouths, and he took the time to complain about him: "Grandpa, when I first entered the rivers and lakes, I slept in the open air, caught pheasants and roasted them, and was killed by wild boars." Even if I have surpassed my butt, I am still living a good life now."

Pei Shaoxia sighed aggrievedly.

Lu Yang suddenly remembered that the second junior brother was sick in bed before, and the dogs shook their heads when they saw the meals master cooked, and the pigs were unwilling to taste them. Making Yangchun noodles made no one starve to death on those Tianshan Mountains.

While eating, suddenly a group of beautiful girls came out to dance for the horse bandits, or sat on the table and encouraged them to drink. Lu Yang saw that the king had already left the table at some time, and the appearance of this group of people was very exciting. become suspicious.

There were also two beautiful dancers at their table, their eyes lit up when they saw Li Qing, and they rushed towards Li Qing who looked like a gentleman, wrapping around his arms from left to right, One bite at a time, calling for good brother, wanting to pour him good wine.

Duan Qiqi looked at Lu Yang, Li Jixiang also looked at Lu Yang, Lu Yang silently moved to the side, the scent wafted over, it was really a bit boring.

Li Qing raised his eyebrows and glanced at him, but he tilted his head and pretended not to see it.

Seeing this, Li Qing pursed his lips, raised his wine glass, and naturally wrapped one hand around the slender waist of the dancer on the left, then stared at the dancer on the right, and immediately put on a classic smirk, followed by the crisp laughter of the girls , He poured one cup after another, but his face was never rosy.

It's a pity that the two dancers picked the wrong person. They happened to choose the most drinkable person on the table as the object of drinking.He drank all the wine on the table by himself, and even snatched the wine cup that Lu Yang was holding. When he snatched it, he touched Lu Yang's hand logically. Sheng.

Lu Yang sneaked a glance at Li Qing, he seemed to be used to being in romantic places, his face was full of high-spirited complacency, and his arms around the little girl were also very rude, one cup after another, as if his stomach was a bottomless pit, no matter what Whatever the pretty girl said to tease him, he would gladly drink it.

Li Qing's fingers are very nimble, no matter when he used to "massage" or untie a girl's belt now, as soon as his big knuckle hands touched the knot, it was like magic, and it would be untied immediately.

In just a few seconds, he naturally loosened the veil wrapped around the girl on the left, revealing the short purple dress that could barely wrap her soft breasts. Seeing this, the dancer became even more shy and went straight into his arms.

Duan Qiqi looked straight, she looked even more agitated than the gang of lechers next door, while Li Daochang and Pei Shaoxia bowed their heads in a manly manner, and the two hurriedly met their eyes, and then looked after themselves Played a game of guessing.

In Lu Yang's eyes, Li Qing's sloppy appearance was really a bit of an eyesore. For some reason, he felt uncomfortable.

He wanted to drive away the two mischievous dancers, and then slapped Li Qing on the hand to punish him for groping. Finally, he found a bed and ordered him to rest, and make sober soup by himself. It's not good to drink too much wine.

Besides poison, he is the best at making hangover soup.On the Wanzhang Peak, the master always drank into a puddle of mud for inexplicable reasons, and Shen Yunkai also drank into a drunk fox for strange reasons, and would not let him go by grabbing people's sleeves.

At this time, the pillar of his family has to stand up and clean up the mess for them.It used to be, and it will always be.

The two dancers were finally drunk by Li Qing first, and they were so dizzy that they couldn't find their way back, so they lay down on the spot, with their arms open, on the soft carpet, and fell into a deep sleep.

Li Qing finally heaved a sigh of relief, he wiped his face, his head was a little dizzy, and the voice in his ears was so noisy that he couldn't hear clearly.In his line of sight, there was only a gray figure that caught his attention the most.

Without hesitation, he threw himself at Lu Yang, throwing the person who was sitting on the ground with his feet, throwing his ass down quite a bit.

Li Jixiang blocked Duan Qiqi's eyes, and couldn't help but reminded: "Brothers, in public." Duan Qiqi slapped him away again.

Li Qing pressed on Lu Yang and sat on his waist, only his slightly frowning face was in his eyes.

He didn't know if he had drunk enough, he held Lu Yang's face with one hand, and smoothed the brows of the person under him with the other hand. He was full of alcohol as he spoke, and said slowly: "Don't frown."

Lu Yang looked at him calmly.

Then he made a sudden move and slapped Li Qing's ass.

"Ah." Li Qing called out dully, "I'm in so much pain."

"Get down." Lu Yang tried to turn over and sit up, but was pushed back by his force.

Lu Yang was completely helpless, he didn't want to get angry with the drunk, before the master hugged him and wept his whole clothes, he didn't do anything.

The drunk Li Qing lay on his body, sniffed his neck hard, opened his mouth to bite, but was pushed away by Lu Yang.

Pei Ningyi couldn't stand it any longer, turned his head and asked, "Are these two people really broken sleeves?"

Duan Qiqi complained precisely: "Did you realize that they are both living a better life?"

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