A Beginner's Guide to Magic

When the Taoist faced him, he was always frank, turned around and said sincerely: "I know, why don't I know."

"Then who are you? I always feel familiar, but I just can't guess you."

Li Jixiang thought to himself, if you knew who I am at this moment, maybe you wouldn't let me help you.

He smiled and said, "Leave a suspense first, and at the end, I will tell you everything."

"Pretending to be profound."

The Taoist smiled: "I am the father of everyone in this world."

"Get out, I'm not from this world, don't take advantage of me."

The two chatted with each other for a while, and when they entered the room, Duan Qiqi was arguing with each other, she grabbed a wooden chair with one hand, disregarding the promise just made, and pretended to throw it at Pei Ning's head, And Pei Shaoxia's head was so iron, he scolded her and ran around the room in a daze.

"Pig three!" The fourth brother's chair flew out.

"Little turtle four!"

The chair failed to hit anyone, Pei Shaoxia was so happy that he almost blossomed.

Li Jixiang took two steps back, fearing that the battle between the two would spread to this side, Lu Yang turned around and asked, "You say this is the hero and heroine?"

The Taoist pinched his waist, feeling very helpless: "It hasn't grown yet, wait a minute, this is where it is."

Lu Yang: "What happened to the two of them?"

The Taoist summed it up very succinctly: "One is number one in the world, one is the leader of the martial arts alliance, and a happy enemy for a lifetime."

Lu Yang raised his finger and pointed to the two people who were running around the room like monkeys turned into spirits. One was unshaven and energetic, and the other was tall and simple-minded. He glanced at the Taoist priest: "Do you believe this? Huanxi Enemy is true."

Li Jixiang waved his hands, looking indifferent: "You and Li Qing can... oh wait!"

He seemed to have suddenly remembered something he had missed, and suddenly stood up straight, looked at Lu Yang with his mouth wide open, and said, "I forgot something, you! You can really get along with Li Qing!"

Lu Yang was so excited that he patted and patted his shoulders almost flat.He quickly grabbed the Taoist priest's fidgeting hand and asked, "What, tell me quickly, don't tell me you don't want your arm anymore."

"Ahem." The Taoist said softly, "You are practicing the Wuxiang Sword School's swordsmanship, and because you have been refining poison and your body is too heavy, the two forces are in conflict. If things go on like this, you have lived until now without exploding. The reason for your death is that you...in fact, you are the only Heavenly Chosen Cauldron of the Hehuan Sect generation!"

Lu Yang didn't figure it out: "...What?"

Li Jixiang began to popularize science: "The setting in the book is like this. There is only one furnace cauldron in the generation of Hehuanzong. Others don't know its identity or gender. It can only be found by the orthodox heir. On the night when the heir turns 17 years old, he will do it. A erotic dream with a guiding meaning, from then on the heir will have a direction, until he finds the furnace and confirms that it is the same as the guidance in the dream, then he can understand that the other party is his destiny... I am too lazy to explain, in the There is no mention in the article, Li Qing failed to find you in the first place, and he has never been down the mountain a few times in his life."

Lu Yang was confused when he heard it, and it took him a long time to find his voice: "So I'm actually Li Qing's choice... the furnace? He didn't find me... huh? What a mess, how come there are so many strange things appearing in your sweet pet martial arts novel."

"You don't understand that, the little girl is good at it now."

Lu Yang pondered for a while, reluctantly ignoring the strange settings such as "a destiny" and "a cauldron", and found the problem: "Then why is my junior brother not dead?"

"Is Shen Yunkai? I don't know about that. I remember that in the original text, your junior brother lived to be more than 90 years old and consumed everyone to death. That's called a long life. The old guy is also in good health."

Li Jixiang looks like an enthusiastic salesman on a TV show, and he explained to him affectionately: "In short, you and Li Qing are very compatible from a physical point of view. From my point of view, you two have a good personality. What a perfect match. And if the two of you get along, it will not only benefit your martial arts, but also benefit each other's health, you can live for a few more years."

Knowing that he could live for two more years, the Taoist priest was happier than anyone else, and almost jumped up on the spot. When he turned around, he saw a fierce white figure floating over, his eyes glued to the hand on Lu Yang's shoulder. , that look seemed to kill Li Jixiang alive.

Li Qing gritted his teeth, and a few words were almost drilled out between his teeth: "Why live a few more years? Ah Yang is dying?"

The Taoist shrugged, almost being slapped out of the room by Li Qing.

Feng Chan in the fingers suddenly said: "It turns out that there is still this method that can relieve the toxins in your body. The old man has been taught today. This little Taoist priest is quite powerful. He knows astronomy from the top and geography from the bottom... Then you will be even better if you practice my mental method in the future, and you may be number one in the world."

Who is so rare to be number one in the world, I never went down the mountain to be number one in the world.Lu Yang thought silently in his heart.

He turned his head to stop the black-faced Li Qing who was about to strike, and asked, "How did you two discuss how to cure the king within a month?"

Before Li Qing could answer, Lin Qiao said behind him: "We have discussed it, but we just need your help."

At night, after several people finished washing, Lin Qiao rummaged around, and finally made up a few extra quilts for several people to sleep on the floor.

The bed can only sleep two people, and several people wanted to guess who would sleep in the bed, but Li Jixiang and Li Qing were first decided.

Li Qing glanced at the Taoist priest, and the Taoist immediately cried for help with a mournful face: "The poor Taoist would rather sleep in a water tank."

Pei Ningyi and Duan Qiqi have been fixed again, it seems that they have special opinions, so they have to make another decision.

When it came to Lin Qiao and Lu Yang, Li Qing and Duan Qiqi were unhappy again.

In the end, it was okay to let the two girls sleep on the bed, and the four gentlemen sleep on the floor.

When Lu Yang just wiped his body, he was harassed by Li Qing's eyes all the time. Now he wrapped himself up as if he was going out to protect himself from the wind and sand. He didn't want to show any flesh in order to retaliate against some people's hasty behavior.

Li Qing felt a little lost.This time he took off his clothes, but he didn't have a big red festive bellyband. He opened his white chest and let them look at him. He was very proud of it. What an easy thing.

Duan Qiqi sat up from the bed, stared enviously for a while, and almost moved over to touch it. Lin Qiao made a medical suggestion: "This body must be very suitable for acupuncture."

As soon as Pei Ning covered the quilt, he muttered in a low voice, "What's so interesting about a man's body?"

Duan Qiqi happened to be sleeping next to him, when he heard this, he stomped on his foot, bared his teeth and said, "You're just jealous."

As soon as Pei Ning got kicked, he turned to Li Qing very dissatisfied, and said: "How can there be a real knight with this color? Everyone is exposed to the wind and the sun, who cares whether the skin is tender or not... "

He hurriedly found the person in the room whose skin color was similar to his, and at first sight he was a veteran Jiang Hu, and he asked, "Are you right, Brother Zheng!"

His brother Zheng was silent.Because he didn't think about it for a while, whether he wanted to uphold justice or favor Li Qing.

The Taoist priest is used to being a good man, so he immediately said when he saw this: "Brother Zheng is afraid of guilt, let me tell you, in fact, you are right."

"I just like to watch, what's the matter!" Duan Qiqi yelled, scratching her neck.

Pei Ning was very dissatisfied, and immediately took off his clothes. After staying in this hooligan circle for a long time, he didn't take off his clothes like before.

So several people admired the strong body with wheat-colored skin for free, and compared it with Li Qing who was on the side, and the discussion was full of enthusiasm. Among them, Li Jixiang was especially excited.

Only Lu Yang covered his eyes, for fear of seeing something he shouldn't see, and said helplessly, "Can't sleep yet."

Judging in public, he can't do it.

Unwillingly, Li Qing grabbed his hand and put it on his chest, then pulled it back and said, "Ah Yang must like my body the most, don't you think so?"

After asking more than a dozen sentences in a row, he forced Lu Yangtong to admit with red ears that his body was more beautiful, so he gave up.

Over there, Duan Qiqi and the shirtless Pei Ningyi continued to quarrel, and seeing that they were about to fight again, the Taoist hurriedly went to be a good person again, replacing Pei Ningyi's position, and separated the two of them so that everyone could have a good relationship. Time to rest.

Li Qing finally lay down, propped his head, exposed his muscular upper body to Lu Yang's eyes, and said winkingly, "Everyone gets drunk if they are not drunk. A Yang, I'm drunk, can you please take care of me tonight?"

Lu Yang didn't turn his head back: "Should I take care of you with my fists or with my feet."

Li Qing was about to say something, but his ears and face turned red.

Because his A Yang sat up suddenly, and slowly took off his shirt, revealing his scarred back, not knowing what to do.

It was the first time he had encountered such a scene, and it made him feel a little overwhelmed.

"What are you doing?" Lu Yang turned his head and smiled, "Help me change my medicine, don't you want to?"

Lu Yang's shoulder had been wounded all the time, and it was an inexplicable dart shot in the head first when two horse bandit gangs were fighting.The hidden weapon pierced so deep that it almost touched the bone, so the recovery from the injury was slow, fortunately he was used to it long ago.

Seeing the radiant smile on his face, Li Qing was agitated, so naturally it was his duty to do so.

The surrounding air became very ambiguous for a while. After changing the wound medicine sticky, everyone finally lay down and prepared to sleep.

After a while, Pei Ningyi who was sleeping next to Lu Yang suddenly patted him.

Lu Yang thought he was urgent to urinate, and asked the adults to take him to the latrine.

Pei Ningyi asked inexplicably, "Can I give you two punches."

No one wants to be beaten for no reason.Lu Yang thought about it, but still couldn't remember where he offended Pei Shaoxia.

Could it be that I look like a member of the Demon Cult, which is too obstructive for him who is righteous?Lu Yang secretly thought.

He said, "No."

"Just one punch."

"roll."

Pei Ning shut up.

After a while, Lu Yang was about to fall asleep, and Pei Shaoxia, who had a lot of things to do, suddenly said, "Why can Sijiu, the bastard, sleep with Lin Qiao, but I can't."

Lu Yang turned over: "If you are a woman, you can do it too."

Pei Ning jumped up like a corpse, pointed at Duan Qiqi who was sleeping unconscious, and yelled, "This guy is a woman?!"

Lu Yang couldn't take it anymore, he was very sleepy and said: "If you don't sleep, I will hang you on the beam to dry overnight."

"...You can eat bacon in a few days." Dr. Lin said angrily after being woken up. Her taste was really strong.

As soon as Li Jixiang heard that he was excited about eating, he immediately regained his energy, sat up and talked about more than a dozen ways to eat bacon.

Lu Yang closed his eyes and thought silently: The reason why there are perverts everywhere in this world is that a certain leader's upper beam is not straight and his lower beam is crooked.

Before he finished thinking, Li Qing touched it with his dishonest hand.

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Li Qing: Hehehe.