A Beginner's Guide to Magic

I can't stop crying.

Lu Yang hurriedly tried to interrupt him: "Can I tell you the story of my master? Old style? Old man Feng? Hero Feng? Number two in the world?"

Feng Chan gasped twice, choked up and said, "Speak."

Lu Yang thought about it for a while, and didn't know where to start. After thinking about it, he decided to start with some daily interesting things: "My master, an old man, usually likes to drink in the ancestral hall. He holds a memorial tablet when he drinks. Don't let go, crying and shouting what we both can't understand... When he was drinking, except Yunkai and me, the other disciples didn't dare to come forward, for fear of being drunk by him, accidentally There is no reason to kill him."

"Tablet?" Feng Chan twitched again, his voice a little sour: "It can't be the tablet of the former peak master of Wanzhang Peak... He is really filial to cry while holding his master's tablet. "

"What kind of tone are you talking about, just like Li Qing." Lu Yang complained: "The tablet of the old peak master is placed on a small table in a corner, together with the tablets of other ancestors. What the master is holding is an anonymous tablet. There are no words on it. I made a bet with Yunkai before, and guessed whether it was his mother-in-law's tablet or his own parents' tablet, and I didn't figure it out. It seems that this name is taboo, and no one can It's like it can't be mentioned."

"Oh?" Hearing that it was not the tablet of the old peak master, Feng Chan's tone became obviously happy, and the end of the sound was full of joy.

"He hates his poisonous blood, as if the Wanzhang Peak is a stain in his life. He usually takes a bath and changes his clothes when practicing swords. He goes to the ancestral hall to find the empty tablet to burn incense and pray before he is willing to take the sword. He practiced very piously. , with smiles on their faces. If you want me to say, this is pure perversion."

"Well, continue." Lao Feng listened to these trivial matters very seriously.

"Master's cooking is hard to swallow. Salt is used as sugar. You can't tell the difference between onion and garlic. The Chinese New Year must be in the spoon. If you don't let him cook, he will get sulking and bring disaster to us. Then do it, whoever dares to do it I can't beat him, I can't eat it to death anyway. In the end, a pot of stewed soup was served, which was dark, oily, and there were pieces of wood and shells. Shen Yunkai lost to rock-paper-scissors with me. Taste it first, and then send it down for first aid, God, I really don’t know what life Master has lived in the past.”

Feng Chan explained with some embarrassment: "What, what if your master used to be richer than his master and always went out to eat out?"

Lu Yang sneered at this: "I'm used to it. Shen Yunkai cooks well. When we talk about marriage in the future, there must be a bunch of little girls lining up to marry him. That's why Master didn't ask for it until he died. Daughter-in-law, the difference is that she can't cook."

"Not necessarily," Feng Chan's tone was a little strange: "There are some people who don't care about this, and are willing to live with him for the rest of their lives."

Lu Yang pondered for a while, then said: "Yes, Li Qing and I don't know how to cook, so we can still get together. It's hard to say about fate, sometimes you don't know which muscle is wrong, I would love to spend my whole life with him.”

"Don't live your life." Feng Chan's voice was a little sour, and he didn't know what he thought of, and turned the topic aside: "Tell me about you and your junior brother, after talking for so long, your junior brother has appeared so many times, you I miss him so much.”

"Oh." Lu Yang fanned the wind, lowered his head and thought for a while, and said: "My junior brother is called Shen Yunkai, he is a very proud young man, the master said that his foundation is not good, he is born deficient, and it doesn't suit his wishes, so I wanted to secretly Kill him, and then find a place where no one is around and bury him down. But I thought he would be promising, and he looked more pleasing to the eye, so I tried to persuade him, so to speak, he was rescued. The strange thing is, the master only Teach us two how to practice swords, and never mention it to others."

"Do you think Wuxiang swordsmanship can be practiced by anyone?" Feng Chan chuckled for a while: "If so, why did the Wuxiang swordsmanship wither so far? It would have dominated the world long ago. This swordsmanship has a very high talent for people Request, it is not easy for your master to pick you up, but to pick up your junior brother is not what you want, you could have let him be a handyman, but you are soft-hearted and teach him swordsmanship, your master, I really don’t know how to say he is hard-hearted Still kind."

Lu Yang curled his lips, his master is kind, and there is no one in the world who is not kind.

"You've been down the mountain for so long, can't you go back?"

"I must go back."

"Well, go back, go back and send invitations to your junior brother, welcome to your big wedding, and you can also collect money, haha."

"Nonsense." Lu Yang smiled and poohed him: "I belong to the same family as Yunkai, and he will pay me no matter if he gives me money. Old Feng, why did you lose your money?"

"Didn't I think about it for you? The remaining two flowers are priceless. They are not as easy to get as the first ones. What do you do now, rely on Li Qing?"

Lu Yang was silent.

"Don't you two belong to the same family? It's only natural for you to spend his money. How can a couple live a life so clearly? Those who can clearly be called a couple?"

This makes sense, but it's not quite right.

After stewing the medicine, I found a bowl to soak the wrench in it, and took it back to the room.Along the way, countless pairs of curious eyes stared at Lu Yang. Most of them were carrying silk and rare jewels. I don't know if it was related to the birthday gift that the suzerain wanted to give to the young suzerain's wife on a whim.

Passing by Duan Qiqi and Lin Qiao's room, it wasn't that he was eavesdropping on purpose, it's just that the words were too loud, so he stood at the door and stopped in his tracks if he was not careful.

"So tight..."

It's Pei Ningyi.

There was a shy emotion in this voice, which was really strange.

Lu Yang was holding the medicine bowl, his hands shook, and he almost threw the porcelain bowl and jade wrench to the ground together.

The next sentence is even more terrifying.

"I feel very good."

It's Li Jixiang.

Lu Yang slipped his foot and nearly fell into a squatting position.

He took another look at the location of the room, and it was right, it was the ladies' room.

"Forget it, I'm not feeling well."

It was Pei Ningyi again.

I don't know who I'm talking to, and I don't know how many people are in the room. In short, it's really inappropriate to talk about this kind of topic in such a bright day.But Lu Yang can't go in directly, if he sees something he shouldn't see, or disturbs other people's interest, then it will be bad.

He hesitated at the door, and listened to the next series of weird conversations along the way.

Li Jixiang: "Why are you so shy? I would like to admit defeat."

Pei Ning let out an 'ah', and said weakly: "I regret it, can I not continue?"

Li Jixiang: "I'm doing my best, okay?"

What Pei Ning said again Lu Yang didn't hear clearly, his ears were completely red, and he stood at the door in a daze, not knowing what to do.

Although the Acacia sect has always been a tough folk, these two people were infected by the emotions of this place, the sky thundered, and the sparks brought lightning all the way. It is reasonable and reasonable to do that voluntarily, it is their freedom, and it has nothing to do with others.

But he always felt that something was wrong, what about the girls in this room?

The room was quiet for a while, and suddenly Duan Qiqi's voice came out: "You have a pretty good figure." I don't know who he was commenting on.

The scene imagined in Lu Yang's mind can no longer be broadcast.By the way, where is the calmest doctor Lin in the room?

The calm Doctor Lin immediately became less calm: "It's the most beautiful body I've ever seen."

Lu Yang couldn't bear it anymore, shouted: "Sweep pornography! Squat along the wall for me.", and kicked the door open.

The scene inside the house is not as dirty as he imagined, but it is also easy to make people think wrong.

Pei Ningyi was only wearing a pair of shorts that could barely cover the key parts, embroidered with the pattern of a puppy, very playful and cute, he was standing there with a flushed face, while the other three were neatly dressed, and each took two sets Clothes that cannot be regarded as serious clothing, at first glance, are special products of the Hehuan sect.

Li Jixiang took a set of bunny girls and a set of maid outfits, which seemed to have just been taken off by others, and they were slowly stacking them.Lin Qiao was holding a bright yellow short skirt and a lavender apron in his hand.

But Duan Qiqi is different, she is trying to put on a leopard print skirt for Pei Ning, and she wears a pink and tender silk dress on her arm, which seems to be similar to the one Li Qing once wore .

Pei Ning was very reluctant to let go, and he hesitated to put on that dress, but was slapped on the chest by Duan Qiqi: "What are you pretending to be? It's the bet you chose. I didn't expect the retribution to fall on my own head." right?"

Pei Ning had to cover his chest with both hands, and his whole body was flushed red.

Lu Yangyi looked at the door for a while, and watched Pei Shaoxia change into a three-point leopard-print underwear before remembering to close the door.

Pei Ningyi seemed ashamed of his heart, stood where he was, and let Duan Qiqi swing freely, like a doll with a bumpy figure on a booth. People who practice martial arts.

Lu Yang even suggested: "When Li Qing comes over later, I will recommend you to be his model for the next season. I will make the best use of everything."

Pei Ning gave him a sad look.

At this time, Li Qing poked his head in from outside the door: "Which one of you saw Lu...A Yang!"

He walked in with a food box, turning a blind eye to the three well-dressed people and the one who was basically naked. He just remembered to hand the food box to A Yang, and gave him a silly smiling face: "Food."

Duan Qiqi: "What about ours?"

Li Qing: "Run to the kitchen and get it yourself."

"Tsk tsk tsk." Li Jixiang pointed at the two couples: "This is to value sex over friends. The child's mother, you don't care about him."

Lin Qiao, who was poked by the Taoist for no reason, automatically claimed the identity of "children's mother". After hugging Duan Qiqi, he pretended to sigh, but he was actually joking: "Who told us to be under the eaves, there is no one to do it." The little suzerain's husband can rely on it. After seven or seven days, let's drink the northwest wind."

The Taoist priest also went out, half-closed his eyes before leaving, and looked at Lu Yang with extremely cheap swishing eyes, and he threw a tea cup in the past.

As for Pei Ningyi, still wearing leopard print clothes, there was no way to avoid it. Facing the eyes of the two, he whispered a little aggrieved, "...Can you two go to the next room to flirt?"

Li Qing looked at his attire, said "噫", then pulled Lu Yang and left.

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