A Beginner's Guide to Magic

"Girl, no matter whether he has you in his heart or not, your journey must be difficult, but you must be prepared to spend your whole life in it." The Taoist poured himself another large bowl of wine.

Li Qing sneered from the side, and said: "I despise the hypocrisy of this group of monks the most. They talk piously all day long, but they don't know what they mean behind their backs. They drag Xiao Qiqi's feelings and don't want to marry her. , What kind of man is this? I think his heart has long been blown away by the wind along with the shaved hair."

Just as Li Jixiang was about to defend himself, Lu Yang said first, "I don't think so. If this person's mind is not right, how could he attract Xiao Qiqi's infatuation. Besides, Li Daochang also said that the monk is dedicated to the gods and Buddhas in the sky. Where is there room left for her?"

"Huh?" Li Qing pointed to his nose: "Why are you talking to Li Jixiang again? Is he your fellow villager or your old lover? I'm still panting, Master Lu."

I don't know that sentence touched this fragile little heart, and I became jealous again out of thin air. Seeing that he would continue to talk, it would be endless, Lu Yang hurriedly grabbed a handful of melon seeds and pressed them in his mouth , blocking all conversations.

Li Jixiang let out a haha, avoiding Li Qing's glowing gaze, and said, "Well, Qiqi, your serious marriage is still to come, if you turn around now, there is still something to be found, and if you are later, you will be poor." Can't tell."

Duan Qiqi stuck out his tongue at him, changed his posture and leaned into Lin Qiao's arms, with the momentum of not seeing the coffin but not crying, not seeing the Yellow River's heart: "If he is not my serious marriage, how could I Meet him. Don’t worry about it, if he is a monk for the rest of his life, I will build a courtyard outside the Mingjing Temple and be his neighbor for the rest of his life.”

Li Jixiang couldn't persuade him to be so head-scratched and unwilling to repent. He turned his eyes to Lin Qiao, hoping that she could say something to save her.

Lin Qiao shook her head. She herself is a person who secretly ran out of the house to find a lover, so she has something to persuade her.

Li Jixiang looked at Lu Yang again and found that it was wrong, and then looked at Li Qing, but it was also wrong.

In the end, he cast his eyes on Pei Ning for a while, and felt that it was wrong. This person has never experienced love between a man and a woman, so he has nothing to say.

Pei Ning met his gaze, lowered his head and pondered for a while, then went over and patted Duan Qiqi on the shoulder, and said, "I understand. I also thought about it, abandoning this chaotic rivers and lakes, abandoning Dongting Terrace, and leading a person to completely Escape into the deep mountains and old forests, and never come out."

Li Jixiang stood up suddenly when he heard the words, and spilled more than half of the wine in his hand on the ground. He pointed at Pei Ningyi in shock, his hands trembling: "You...how come you have a sweetheart! It's a mess! , can this world be any more chaotic?"

Lu Yang took a bite of edamame and thought, he doesn't know if it's messy or not?Li Qing and I, these two heretics, are already sitting in the same room with the future pillars of the world, and we are still called brothers. There will be no more fantastic things in the world.

The few people chatted for a while, and the Taoist got drunk later, hugged a chair and didn't let go, crying and saying something like 'I owe you' and 'I'm sorry', which made others confused.

After Duan Qiqi drank a large bowl of wine, he didn't know whether it was hot or upset, tears welled up in the corners of his eyes, after he wiped them away vigorously, he plunged into Lin Qiao's arms, he was half asleep and half awake.

As if to vent his anger, Pei Ning ate up five plates of edamame, and in the end he almost chewed the flesh raw, and he didn't know who provoked him. He practiced martial arts in his room in the middle of the night. .

At noon the next day, several people met in the restaurant downstairs.

Pei Ning's eyes were dark blue and purple, and when he was sitting on the chair, he was still a little distracted. He used the chopsticks backwards, picked up a chopstick head of vegetables, stuffed them into his mouth, but forgot to open his mouth, and his body was covered with vegetables.

Lu Yang couldn't stand it anymore: "Why don't you go back and sleep for a while, we are not in a hurry to get on the road."

Li Jixiang, who knew the inside story, put his chopsticks away with a smile, and said: "Last night, a drunken female swordsman broke into our room. Brother Pei slept on the outside and got up when he heard the noise. Who knows, not only Not to mention being robbed of her first kiss, and her eyes were slapped black, alas, it's really lamentable."

Lin Qiao took a sip of tea and almost spit it out.

Duan Qiqi hadn't had a serious meal for several days. At this time, the movement of the table was like a storm, and he ate very boldly. Hearing this, he suddenly raised his head and asked, "Who's female swordsman is so short-sighted? If she wants to moles her, she should moles her skinny skin." Daoist priest of tender meat, what's the matter with picking a black-skinned bastard."

Pei Ningyi showed his eyes like that of a boudoir resentful woman again, staring at Duan Qiqi's head, hesitated to speak, and didn't say a word.

Li Jixiang laughed even more when he heard the words: "Who says it's not? But it's okay for a strong woman to hug Brother Pei, but she calls someone else's name. How can there be such a thing in the world? It's an eye-opener for the poor." Cough, it seems that the door of the room will be locked tightly in the future, in case a flower picker comes along sometime and moleses me too, how can I see people."

Several people who understood what he meant coughed twice and lowered their heads to eat.

Li Qing commented with a smile: "It seems that this strong woman may not be very good at swordsmanship, but Zuiquan is quite good."

Only Duan Qiqi was out of the situation, with a steamed bun in her hand and rice stuffed in her mouth, but she couldn't stop her glib mouth. She poked the distraught Pei Ningyi with her arm and asked, "Who is that? Ah, isn't that heroine pretty? Can you see your face clearly? How do you feel? Tell me quickly."

Pei Ning gave her a resentful look, as if she had lent her tongue to someone else, unable to utter a word.

The few people came by coincidence, just in time for some annual local festival. The city market gathered merchants from five nearby cities. Open it, and the gadgets inside are not very novel.

Lin Qiao treats guests and brings Duan Qiqi a bowl of iced sour plum soup to relieve the heat.The two girls walked arm in arm and passed a shop selling rouge. The waiter who was shouting at the door saw the eyes of the two of them on the lip balm, and saw that the two were gorgeously dressed, one was tall and handsome, and the other was five big and three thick. With a round beard, he understood it in his heart, and hurried forward and said: "You two heroes, the rouge cream from the small shop can also be used by men."

Step by step, like parents, Lu Yang and Li Qing, who followed behind the two, paused.

Xiao Er continued with a smile on his face: "It's just in time for the market festival, and our small store is also holding activities, buy three get one free, buy four get two free. The packaging in our store is exquisite and the style is also unique, just right It can be used as a gift for a lover."

Upon hearing this, Duan Qiqi squeezed Lin Qiao's waist pretending to be affectionate, and said, "Then it's just right for me to buy it for you."

Lin Qiao said with a complex expression: "Then I would like to thank fourth brother."

"Hey~" Duan Qiqi continued to act: "We are all one family, why bother to talk about two families. You took the rouge back, and if you don't need it, you can give it to your sister, just say I gave it to her, she must still remember it with me."

Where did my sister come from.

Lin Qiao understood and nodded, "Exactly, Jiaojiao must understand my brother-in-law's thoughts."

After hearing this, the waiter in the shop felt a little complicated. Although the times have changed and he is not as taboo against broken sleeves as he was in the previous dynasty, he can't just grab a husband with his sister in the street. It's against the laws of nature and ethics. , Seeing the unusual sword on the waist of the bearded man, he still stopped talking, for fear that disaster would come out of his mouth.

Li Qing came over and packaged four boxes of the most expensive rouge with a lot of money, and Xiao Er gave two boxes, which were distributed by Li Qing, and when they were handed over to Pei Ning, he specially said: "It's just right to give it to your lover. .”

Pei Ningyi seemed to have picked up a piece of hot potato, and hurriedly threw it to the smiling Taoist priest, saying, "You broke your sleeve with someone else!"

The eyes of other people focused on these two people, and Li Jixiang accepted it with a good temper, and explained calmly: "This is such a sincere filial piety, I will accept it as a brother."

The two girls went to sweep the streets together, and the remaining four men had nothing to do. As soon as Pei Ning went back to the inn, Li Qing didn't know what he saw, and ran away without a trace, leaving only Lu Yang and Li Jixiang wandered side by side.

The Taoist priest seemed to be very interested in this market. He walked around in three circles, looked at all the shops selling jade, and wandered around for a long time with the small stalls covered with jewelry on the ground.

Lu Yang had already finished three bowls of ice cream, and watched the Taoist priest change from leisurely to melancholy and anxious now, so he asked, "What are you looking for? Picking a present for your 72 beauties?"

The Taoist priest frowned, which showed that it was a big deal.He turned around on the spot twice, still puzzled: "No, the hostess probably bought a finger here, and then the old man in the finger passed on to the hostess his peerless mentality, and the hostess just bought a ring finger here. It will be number one in the world, why can’t I find it.”

The more Lu Yang heard it, the more familiar it became. He was silent for a while, then stretched out his hand to the Taoist priest, showing the wrench he had been wearing all along: "Is this what you mean?"

Li Jixiang stared at the wrench for a while, then raised his head to look at Lu Yang, his eyes were full of shock and disbelief.

Li Jixiang stared at the clouds in the sky for a while, not knowing what he was thinking about. After a while, he said: "You are holding the heroine's sword and wearing the heroine's pendant, and you slept with her again." Bai Yueguang, you are the heroine!"

Lu Yang himself couldn't figure out the reason, so he stood on the side of the road and discussed the plot with the Taoist priest.

Li Jixiang touched the stubble on his chin, and said slowly: "So you are taking the route of resurrecting the old man, no wonder the heroine is so old and inexperienced, and the co-author is your teacher who taught others lifelong principles It was taken away."

Lu Yang pointed his fingers in distaste: "Damn, old Fengzi still teaches people like this, he is a disrespectful thing."

Li Jixiang glanced at the finger puller meaningfully, and asked him again: "How did you get this finger puller?"

Lu Yang said sincerely, "It was taken from the dead."

"Which dead man?"

"I reckon it should be the prince of the current dynasty."

Li Jixiang became even more silent, frowning as if the end of the world was coming soon.

He suddenly remembered something, and looked at Lu Yang with more complicated eyes: "I have been forgetting before that the rumored stone from the sky was actually broken by someone a long time ago, and only a piece of jade was obtained. The jeweler polished it into a finger ring and sold it to people in the martial arts. The piece in your hand is the treasure hidden in the foreign stone that day, and it can really kill people's flesh and bones."

Now it was Lu Yang's turn to be silent.

He counted the treasures on his body carefully, secretly startled: "...I don't even dare to walk at night."

The Taoist mentality is much better than him, and he is very calm about it: "Chen Qiandie doesn't know what to be afraid of."

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