After the weak chicken school tyrant fell off the horse, A exploded

Keep your eyes open and watch carefully, what are the flowers of the motherland!

Lu Cheng stepped in and saw Shen Sui sitting in front of the computer with a book of "May [-]" spread out on the table.

For a moment, it was as if the air around me stood still.

He shook his head, what kind of devil is this, spending money to come to the Internet cafe to do the questions?

Someone completely forgot about sleeping on the sofa of the Internet cafe half an hour ago.

"Come back and find me something?"

There was chaos outside, and Shen Sui sat at the computer desk calmly, brushing the test papers, and didn't even lift his head when talking to Lu Cheng.

"Tiaozi came to the Internet cafe to check the post, why don't you run away?" Lu Cheng's head was full of black lines.

"Oh?"

Shen Sui stopped his pen, raised his head and looked at him seriously, "Why should I run?" He noticed that Lu Cheng's gaze fell on his ID card, and he raised his lips, "Are you underage?"

Grass, Lu Cheng cursed inwardly.

"This is not a good choice to hide from Chagang, go out early and find a good place." Shen Sui lowered his head and flipped through the test papers, obviously not intending to continue communicating with him.

"Hey, can you make a condition, please help me cover up the note, I will give you..."

Lu Cheng leaned over to the edge of his table, glanced at the test paper Shen Sui was pillowing under his arm, and continued to add, "Don't you like doing questions, I will buy you 88 sets of limited edition college entrance examination classics."

Shen Sui turned the pen in his hand, half-closed his eyes, with a half-smile on his face.

"First, you and I are strangers to each other, and I have no obligation to help you; second, we intellectuals have morals, we don't fight or curse, and of course we can't help you with perjury."

He was wearing a white sports coat today, with his slender fingers sticking out, as white as the sleeves, dazzling in front of people.

"..." Lu Cheng stretched his arms against the edge of the table, and was choked by Shen Sui so that he could not speak.

"This is the only room left, go in and see if there is anything."

The raid brigade found the door of 201, ready to harvest the last crop of Internet addiction.

squeak-

The concealed door was pushed open.

The two people sitting side by side in front of the computer desk didn't panic at all.

Shen Sui even took the time to change the refills for the ink.

Three policemen walked over with their hands behind their backs.

When passing by Lu Cheng, he raised his head and showed a fake smile like a spring breeze, every inch of skin on his face was singing praises - I am the flower of the motherland.

"..."

The raid brigade lost its judgment for the first time in front of Cha Gang, and instinctively felt that it might have encountered two strong opponents.

Shen Sui moved his suppressed knee under the table, and the computer table shook slightly, but Lu Cheng stabilized it back in time with his arms.

Brother dei, you don't want your phone anymore?You fucking give me another try!

The two teenagers who were pinching each other secretly looked away tacitly, and lowered their heads to write the test paper on the table.

The raiding team walked to the table and saw two ID cards stacked together and placed generously on the corner of the table.

Lu Cheng's card was folded upside down, and Shen Sui's ID card was used as a cover to escape the catastrophe.

The raid brigade came over and glanced at Shen Sui's test paper. Most of the questions on it had been answered, not only the pen and ink were fresh, even the formulas were neatly written.

Is really working on the problem.

Lu Cheng licked his dry lips, and secretly wiped the sweat from his hands on the seam of his trousers behind his back.

Before the police came in, he snatched Shen Sui's mobile phone as a threat, and successfully snatched a test paper.At this moment, he pretended to be holding a pen, but in fact, he secretly put the page with the answer under the paper for copying.

In the raiding trio, one of the female policemen had sharp eyes and walked around the table without seeing the draft paper. She suspected that the two of them were tricky.

"You two don't write scratch paper when you do the topic?"

Shen Sui raised his eyebrows slightly, but did not refute.

Lu Cheng's heart skipped a beat, it's over, he made a mistake, this beating thing is really for pretending.His mind turned wildly, thinking about how to exonerate himself for a while.

Shen Sui admired enough of Lu Cheng scratching his ears and cheeks, and chuckled, "I don't need it."

In front of all of them, Shen Follower took out a new set of test papers from the suitcase on the ground, and broadcast the process of solving the questions live.

His mental calculation speed was astonishingly fast, and he wrote out the answer almost at the same time as he finished reading the multiple-choice questions.

Scratch paper?That's really not needed.

Lu Cheng followed behind and looked dumbfounded.

The two won the trust of the raid brigade with their superb acting skills.

One of the captains even picked up his mobile phone and took a photo before leaving, planning to take it back as educational material.

When the predicament was resolved, the police trio walked away, and the harmony in the private room was broken in a second.

The computer desk clanged, and Lu Cheng took Shen Sui's phone and left the stool, laughing wildly.

"Intellectuals, are you happy to be with bad boys? Hahaha!"

Seeing his lawless laugh, Shen Sui raised his eyebrows, his lacquered pupils were unfathomable.

"If you make me happy with your ability, you will not only be happy, but also say thank you."

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The words came out of his mouth, but it sounded a bit wrong.

Lu Cheng wrinkled his delicate nose, but didn't understand it in his heart.

Forget it, who cares, it's better to get away early.

He patted his buttocks and was about to leave, when he suddenly heard dense footsteps, stomping on the floor of the aisle on the second floor.

Lu Cheng's ears buzzed, he pretended to scratch his back, and quickly returned himself to his seat.

The raid brigade went back and forth, dragging two, three, four... six little tails behind them.

The "tails" drooped their heads, put on a remorseful appearance of a well-behaved teenager with Internet addiction, and obeyed the police's instructions to enter the door and stand still.

"Two little comrades, please excuse me. We have something to ask you when we come back this time."

The captain straightened the red sleeves on his arms, turned around and looked at the two of them seriously.

Lu Cheng became nervous, tilted the tip of his pen, and copied the answers to the fill-in-the-blank questions onto the multiple-choice questions.

"It's like this. Since you have set a good example of love to learn in the Internet cafe, we unanimously decided to publicize this excellent behavior on the spot, so that other Internet addicted teenagers can get a deep understanding of self-reflection."

The team leader pointed back at the downcast "juvenile who lost his footing", and asked the six little tails to come and line up, squatting in the corner to watch them do the problem.

"Keep your eyes open for me, what are the 'flowers of the motherland', and look at you, you are simply the 'weights of the motherland'!"

"Guohuacheng", who was supposed to be a member of the weight and escaped the catastrophe, swallowed silently with a black pen in his hand.

Shen Sui looked at the boy with a smirk beside him, stretched out his slender fingers and clicked on the place where he had copied the wrong answer, and deliberately reminded in front of the raiding team, "Be careful when you write the questions. , it’s better to copy the answer directly.”

Lu Cheng made a comparison in his heart, fearing that Shen Sui would tear him apart on the spot, he quickly opened his mouth to cover himself, "I don't know how to do this question, you teach me."

He grabbed the test paper and moved over, and there was a sudden "pop" sound in the quiet room.

Luckily, he locked himself in the toilet, but unfortunately, the police uncle used the spare key at the front desk to open the door to lift the underpants that slipped out. Seeing Brother Cheng eager to learn, he almost fainted on the spot.

The captain of the police brigade stood by and applauded the hard work of the two "talented talents", "Learn from their hard-working and truth-seeking spirit, and you can be called an excellent example for contemporary high school students!"

——Excellent role model for contemporary high school students! ! !

——Excellent role model! !

--example!

——! ? ?

Underpants burst into tears.

Hastily, save the child, my underwear... has no bottom line, it has been smashed into pieces by reality.

"Uncle policeman, I'm a good citizen, so what... accidentally came in to find my brother, I really didn't come to the Internet! You really arrested the wrong person!!"

In a blink of an eye, four more people were brought in.

The unlucky helper that Shepi called over, now squatting on the ground with his head in his arms, lined up in a row of quails, explaining to the police sheepishly.

"You're still stubborn. You didn't come here to surf the Internet. What did you do when you saw us running out with our ID cards?"

Shepi faltered and couldn't speak.

Today, it's really his grandma's back, and he made an appointment with someone, but he was caught by the police before he even met him.

Thinking about his snake skin being invincible in the four neighboring colleges, he has never had such great luck, grandma is a bear, is Lu Cheng a poisonous kid?

Sitting across from Lu Chengren, he sneezed in unison with him.

When the head was raised, the audience was as quiet as a chicken.

The two parties to the fight looked at each other for a second, and Shepi blurted out, "Fuck."

The team leader slapped him on the neck, "What the fuck, the fighting weight in the weight is not honest after being investigated. Is our decision-making not wise enough, or the power of knowledge can't influence you?"

Shepi hugged her head and cried like a tiger, "I was wrong, I wasn't, I didn't."

"Wait, show me that arm of yours?" The female policeman stood beside her, and when she saw half of it, she grabbed the big flowered arm hidden in the short sleeve by the snakeskin.

The team leader squinted his eyes and rubbed the black arm of the snakeskin with his hands, knowing what to do.Immediately, someone went downstairs to find a wet rag, and wiped off the tattoo stickers that Snake Skin had painstakingly photographed this morning.

Shepi sucked in a heartache, after tonight, he still has the self-esteem of a big brother, and lost face to the Pacific Ocean at the expense of his grandma.

"Damn it, this is too fucking exciting." Lu Cheng suppressed his movement and lay down on the test paper, laughing so hard that the whole table was shaking.

Seeing his schadenfreude, Shen Sui twirled the pen in his hand, and kicked his stool leg calmly.

"..." The corner of Lu Cheng's mouth was frantically raised one minute, and the next second, he tilted his stool leg, throwing the ID card on the corner of the table to the ground.

If time can be turned back, Lu Cheng hopes to go back to the time when he first entered the 201 private room, do nothing and beat Shen Sui to death first!

Why is there such an anti-routine contestant? Are you a fucking sesame glutinous rice ball? Why are they all black when cut? ?

"Actually, I don't know him well at all. At the beginning, I helped cover up because of the situation. After all, the mobile phone is in someone else's hands. If you don't do it, you will throw it from the window."

Shen Suigui stood in front of the policeman, posing as a good student trained in front of the head teacher, and sincerely sold Lu Cheng.

"Uncle policeman, listen to my explanation!" Lu Cheng stretched out Erkang's hand, almost tears filled his eyes.

"Still sophistry! Stand aside!" The captain stared at Lu Cheng, took Shen Sui's cell phone out of his pocket, and pointed at the group of weights, "None of you can escape tonight."

The summer breeze outside the window is gentle, and a night that should have been full of passion is destined not to be a memory of the hot-blooded boy who became famous in the first battle.

The uncle of the policeman in the raid brigade was really a ruthless person. He got an idea halfway, took a blank test paper from Shen Sui, went downstairs and copied eleven copies.

Under the shocked eyes of the delinquent youth group, he pointed to the freshly released test paper and said, "Because you have a good attitude in admitting your mistakes, we decided to relax the punishment as appropriate. You guys are now queuing up to get the test papers. Whoever finishes first will go home." .”

"..."

Ten minutes after the papers were in hand, the two factions headed by Lu Cheng and Shepi, in order to take the overall situation into consideration, decided to temporarily put aside their personal grievances tonight and jointly resist the damage of the math papers.

If life becomes magical, real grandma's life is more exciting than novels.

When Shen Suishi closed "Five Three" and left the scene of the farce, Lu Cheng was throwing dice to do multiple-choice questions.

The eyes of the two met in mid-air, Lu Cheng wished he could turn it into a hidden weapon that would seal his throat when he saw blood, and flew over to "swish" him to death.

"Bad boy, how does it feel to reform with intellectuals? Did you feel refreshed?" Shen Sui leaned half on the door frame, and tapped the handle of the suitcase with his slender fingers, full of provocation.

It's just ugly and outrageous!Lu Cheng stood up from the chair with a "chuckle", and was quickly pushed back by the underpants squatting beside him.

"Brother Cheng, the overall situation is the most important thing, the note is still there, calm down..."

A subtle smile appeared on Shen Sui's lips, and he gave him a gesture of "please do what you want", and leisurely dragged his suitcase out of the "Day" Tian Internet Cafe.

The mobile phone, which had been silent for a long time, "buzzed" and turned on the screen in the dark night.

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