After the weak chicken school tyrant fell off the horse, A exploded

Love Letter Battle Plan Dog Leash.

Lu Cheng swallowed with a "guji", and turned his head into a ppt. After seeing Director Yan's angry black face, he yelled "ah", and immediately jumped out of the grass in fright. jump up.

This big movement alarmed two people not far away, and everyone reacted surprisingly unanimously, subconsciously running away.

"The two of you over there don't run away, I've already seen your faces, be strict when you resist, and be lenient when you confess, stop immediately!"

Director Yan yelled angrily, and pointed at them to catch up with them.

Wearing small wedge-heeled leather shoes in the underpants, he couldn't run smoothly, and was quickly chased by him.

"Still running!"

Director Yan stretched out his hand to grab someone, accidentally touched the wig in the underpants, and lifted a large handful of it, almost startled,

The golden cicada in the underpants shed its shell, caring about being happy, accidentally stepped on a small bald and uneven stone on the ground, and fell straight forward.

"..."

10 minutes later, the office of the head teacher of the second year of high school.

Guo Lifang sat on a chair and looked at the three fierce generals standing in front of him with complicated emotions.

"You three, are you...pretending to be a housewife?"

This simple-minded new head teacher tried to solve the doubts in his heart in a scientific way.

"To be precise, this is a misunderstanding." Lu Cheng squatted in the grass and endured the humiliation. His smog-grey shoe toes were covered with fine grass clippings. He opened his mouth to catch the conversation, and secretly pinned his hand behind his back and stuck his elbow in his pants. .

"Ah, yes, yes, we are joking, old class." The underpants immediately followed Cheng Cheng's words and made up an excuse on the spot.

When he was driven to run wildly in the woods by Director Yan, he accidentally pulled off the buttons of his skirt. Now, the loose clothes in his clothes fell into the eyes of the two conservative middle-aged male teachers. Can play an unsightly visual effect.

Guo Lifang hesitated to speak, and discussed with him very tactfully, "The teacher respects your personal hobbies, but this kind of... talent display can be put on the school celebration activities. You should pay attention to it when you come to school."

"..."

After Guo Lifang finished speaking, he turned to discuss with Director Yan who was standing behind him, "Director, since it's all a misunderstanding, let's put him back."

"Misunderstanding?" Director Yan has been teaching for so many years, and he has never seen any kind of ghosts and monsters, so he doesn't like them at all.

"At this time, I still want to deny it, let's see what it is!" He had just walked around the eighth class, and angrily slapped the seized "criminal evidence" on the table.

Lu Cheng glanced and saw the love letter that Director Yan had found from Shen Sui, his temples ached and he almost lost his footing.

Director Yan's face was livid, "Who wrote the love letter, come out and explain the motive!"

The audience was as quiet as a chicken, Shen Sui raised his eyelids and glanced in Lu Cheng's direction, his little deskmate was silent, quite calm.

"If you three still want to go home tonight, then don't wait for me to ask a second time!"

The surrounding air gradually became tense, Lu Cheng stared at his shoe covered with grass clippings, and rolled his Adam's apple, he could already predict that he would be called the parent by "King Yama" tonight.

"Yes, I wrote it!" The underpants stood up from the queue with a "bass", holding up his right hand with a tragic expression.

"Say, what motive?"

"Motivation... Personal hobbies drive me to be bold and innovative, so I encourage Lu Cheng to take risks and practice with me."

The underpants closed their eyes and made a few nonsense, "Yan Luo Wang" was the most capable of targeting. You must know that the matter was planned by his brother Cheng, and he would never let it go.

"Going to trick your classmates for such a weird reason, do you take school rules and discipline seriously!"

Sure enough, after the deviation in the direction of the contradiction, Director Yan relaxed his tone, and immediately withdrew his attention from Lu Cheng, and simply lifted his pants and gave a lecture on the spot.

At this time, Shen Sui, who had been standing silently by the side, suddenly said, "Director, since the truth of this matter has been revealed, can I go?"

He was too lazy to stay here to accompany the farce, he just wanted to leave early.

"What are you going to do? Do you think it's none of your business?"

Director Yan was unmoved, "If you didn't have this idea in your subconscious mind, how could you be deceived! To put it mildly, it's a ghostly obsession, but if you look deeper, your motives are impure!"

"..."

Guo Lifang was sitting next to him, he couldn't stand Director Yan's "all staff guilty theory", and stood up from his chair.

"Well, Director, it's because they were just mischievous and didn't make any real mistakes, so let's just forget about it this time."

"That's right, Director, please forgive us."

The underpants' attitude of admitting his mistakes was very positive. Taking advantage of people not paying attention, he turned his back and wiped some saliva under his eyes, wishing to show a remorseful appearance of beating his chest and stomping his feet.

It's a pity that Director Yan made up his mind today to make them remember long, and no one can intercede.

"If I had known today, why did I have to do it back then! How dare I drag the head teacher to speak good words for you for the evil I did!"

After finishing speaking, he took three pieces of graph paper on the desk, "You three have a [-]-word self-criticism, when will you finish writing and go home!"

Guilty trio: "..."

Underpants is a warrior. He scratched his neck and muttered in a low voice when he heard that he was going to write a [-]-word self-criticism.

However, Director Yan had better ears than he thought. As soon as the words came out, the three of them didn't even have to lie down on the table in the end, but could only squat on the low table made of two chairs and write quickly.

Guo Lifang sat at the desk and silently raised his forehead. In order to win the last impression points for them, he quickly found an excuse to invite Director Yan out of the office.

After the two teachers left, the scene fell into embarrassment for a while.

The improvised "small table" has limited space, and when writing, the bodies of three people are always easy to bump into each other.

After Lu Cheng made close contact with Shen Sui's elbow for the seventh time, he slammed the pen onto the graph paper with a "snap", feeling very irritable.

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