After the weak chicken school tyrant fell off the horse, A exploded

A man's intuition is very accurate.

Lu Cheng struck quickly and ruthlessly, and Shen Sui was caught off guard by his "wall-thumping" to the corner of the living room, and there was almost a muffled knock on the back of his head.

"Your uncle, you will die depending on the occasion if you speak?" The one above gritted his teeth viciously.

"No matter what, you are also a big brother. Your mental quality is obviously not strong enough."

Shen Sui rolled his Adam's apple, and his deep laughter scratched his eardrums.

The school bully with the surname Lu overturned his perception of bad boys.

"Laughing fart, you're right when you talk about it, you nerd, have you ever beaten someone!" Lu Cheng was stabbed in the sore spot by him, his face was red and white, and the filter of the bad boy was completely shattered.

Shen Sui tried his best to hold back his laughter, "We will go to school together in the future, can we shake hands and make peace?"

"Shake hands and make peace, I thank you." Lu Cheng grabbed his collar, his thick eyebrows spewed fire, and his face was endless.

Shen Sui was pushed against the dry wall, and the heel of his shoe "clicked", directly hitting the electric switch of the big white goose, and the crisp nursery rhymes flew to every corner of the living room in an instant.

"Where is the spring, where is the spring, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep..."

"..."

What kind of birdman, every beating comes with its own BGM?

Hearing the sound, Lu Cheng lowered his head and kicked the big white goose's plastic butt.

The rock duck head who was naive and romantic just now suddenly burst out with colorful glare. At the same time, the sound effect of BiuBiuBiu overwhelmed the volume of the TV in the living room.

"Damn it, what is it..."

"It's not a chicken, it's a goose."

Shen Sui waved a slender finger in front of Lu Cheng, preventing him from swearing.

Don't say much, civilize you and me.What an embarrassing yet polite remark.

The surrounding air froze for about two seconds of silence, and there was a sound of powerful footsteps in the living room.

Before Lu Cheng could make a choice between "beat him until he shuts up, and make my world quiet" and "I walk away, don't waste my mouth with idiots", his father had already put on a casual outfit and walked away casually. come over.

"Lu Cheng, you... what are you two doing?"

When Lu Jun saw his unfilial son, he nailed the good boy to the wall viciously, stretched out his fingers tremblingly, his face changed.

"!" Lu Cheng let go of Shen Sui for a second, stretched out his hand to stretch the folds on his collar, and extended a cordial greeting.

"Hey, are you okay, be careful when you fall when you walk, the floor of our house is so slippery, Mama Zhao has to wax it several times after mopping the floor every day."

Smile Boy He may be absent, but he will never be late.

Listening to his nonsense, Shen Sui raised the corners of his lips in a half-smile, "But I think there's something wrong, when you push up with your arms, you're almost dying."

"That's really embarrassing. Next time I do something brave, I will definitely take care of you."

With his father's bewildered gaze above Lu Cheng's head, the last few words were almost squeezed out between his teeth.

The false plastic love between the two brothers and sisters successfully escaped the eyes of onlookers.

Standing beside him, Lu Jun breathed a sigh of relief, and stretched out his hand to greet them to come over for supper, "Mother Zhao made some fresh shrimp wontons in the kitchen, you go wash your hands, and eat while it's hot."

Lu Cheng wished he could leave the scene of the crime as soon as possible, but Shen Sui picked up the black plastic bag by his feet and patted him on the shoulder before he could step out his legs.

"I packed my luggage in a hurry before I left, so I didn't have time to prepare anything good. This is a gift for you."

Shen Sui's tone was very sincere, but it was clearly written on his face, "I just like the way you can't understand me, and you can't kill me."

Lu Cheng turned his head vigilantly, his eyes fell on the head of the snow-white goose protruding from the black plastic bag, remembering the fear of being dominated by the magic sound 5 minutes ago, his face changed rapidly.

Why, this person, Shen Sui, can refresh the height of the deceptive behavior award so calmly.

"No—" Lu Cheng raised his arms to be ugly, but his father's hearty laughter came from his ears.

"Hahaha, the kindness is commendable, the kindness is commendable, Lu Cheng, why don't you hurry up and take it over to thank him."

"..."

Dad, as expected of you, a professional householder.

Lu Cheng took a deep breath with difficulty, and when he took the black plastic bag from Shen Sui's hand, the expression on his face could be called death.

"Thank you, brother dei, I've lived for 17 years, and I've never met anyone who gave me a fake goose."

"It's an honor that I'm the first." Shen Sui curled the corners of his lips, and brought his haggard gaze into his eyes, feeling very relieved.

Lu Cheng choked on his shameless reaction, his temples on both sides of his forehead throbbed in pain.

He almost exhausted all his strength, and said the last few words with the corners of his mouth stiff, "Then you are really caring—"

——shit.

This stupid goose!

After supper, under his father's repeated orders, Lu Cheng took Shen Sui upstairs to look at the bedroom.

The room that deserves to be beaten is arranged next to him, and not only will the two of them have to look down and see each other in this house in the future, even the distance between the bedrooms will be shortened to a wall.

When Lu Cheng heard the news, the thin-skinned and tender fresh shrimp wontons in the bowl instantly became stale.

"Hey, your room is over there, go in if you have nothing to do, and don't come to me anyway if you have something to do."

Lu Cheng stopped at the door of his room, pointed to the next door patiently, and when he raised his head, he bumped into Shen Sui's deep lacquered pupils.

"What are you looking at?" He frowned with two bushy eyebrows, and the northeast accent that couldn't be suppressed accidentally came out again.

"No." Shen Sui lightly tapped the handle of the suitcase with his slender fingers, and opened his mouth speciously, "It's inevitable that there will be misunderstandings when you first arrive, why don't you let go of your grievances and make friends?"

"Did you misunderstand the word friend?"

Lu Cheng couldn't help but look away, really, he had never seen such a brazen person.

Shen Sui teased him persistently, "Or do you think it would be more intimate to be called younger brother?"

"You fucking shut up, can you?"

With a dark face, Lu Cheng folded his sleeves up a centimeter, "Shen Sui, what gave you the illusion that I have a good temper?"

"A man's intuition."

After Shen Sui finished speaking, he lightly added two words after that, "Very accurate."

Lu Cheng's eyebrows twitched, and he didn't answer this time. He pulled the doorknob of the bedroom with his backhand, and locked Shen Sui outside.

Seeing that the door was closed with a "bang", the black-bellied person who finally managed to scare the person away, brazenly took out the cigarette case from his coat pocket, whistled and walked to the balcony.

The next morning, Lu Cheng went downstairs with two big dark circles under Zhao's mother's ringing urging.

Shen Sui, who was ready half an hour earlier, sat at opposite ends of the dining table with Lu Jun, and had already finished his breakfast refreshed.

Seeing him coming, the two at the table stopped talking tacitly.

"Why did you wake up so late today, Lu Cheng, did you play games all night last night?"

Seeing his son dozing off like a thief in the middle of the night, the old father frowned and was about to take back his smile.

"What?" Lu Cheng took a bite out of the fried pancake from the table, and blurted out two words, "Insomnia."

Lu Jun took a sip of coffee from the porcelain cup, expressing doubts about his son's credibility as thin as paper.

Lu Cheng raised his hand and yawned big. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Shen Sui who was sitting across from him, drinking water leisurely, with sudden pain in his temples on both sides of his forehead.

It's so hard to die, probably because he had an argument with this guy before going to bed last night. In the middle of the night, he directly dreamed that he was lying on the chair in the Internet cafe writing the test paper.

A freshly released "Second Year Mathematics and Science Simulation Test Paper", you can see that it is wide and long, and it makes people cry with passion in their dreams.

What's even more magical is that before he had time to throw the dice to complete the answers to the multiple-choice questions, Shen Sui gloated and came over with a big plastic white goose in his arms.

"Bad boy, do you feel good about reforming yourself?"

"Do you feel good—"

"Are you happy—"

"accurate!"

Lu Cheng was mentally injured and woke up in a cold sweat on the spot.

After 2 minutes, he fell back on the pillow, seamlessly connecting with the dream just now.

This time, Shen Sui was carrying a whole set of "Five Threes" in his hand, and while directing the plastic white goose to play "Where's the Scale", he slapped the chair with his deep and magnetic voice.

"Not so cool, huh? Come here, brother will teach you how to write!"

"Crack." Lu Cheng exerted strength in his hands and broke the bamboo chopsticks Zhao Ma bought yesterday.

The chatter and laughter at the dinner table stopped abruptly.

"Lu Cheng, you're so early in the morning..." The old father saw his son chewing on the fried bun with a murderous look on his face, and wondered what he had been caught in this morning.

"Ahem, ahem... Mama Zhao bought these chopsticks, the quality is not very good." Lu Cheng regained his composure, choked on a mouthful of steamed stuffed bun, and made excuses for himself clumsily.

Shen Suixi raised his eyelids calmly, glanced at the smirking boy sitting across from him, and felt that Lu Cheng's state this morning was a bit inexplicable.

Five minutes later, Lu Jun put down the porcelain cup in his hand and stood up from the chair.

"The company has a meeting this morning, so I won't send you to school. When the time comes, Uncle Chen will drive over to pick you up from school."

"Oh."

"Uncle Lu, be careful on the road."

With a suit jacket in his arms, Lu Jun took two steps outside and then turned back, "Xiao Sui, you are going to report to the new school on the first day this morning. If there is anything, remember to call uncle."

Shen Sui smiled politely, "Thank you Uncle Lu."

Lu Jun nodded, and at the same time he didn't forget to say something to his son who was sitting next to him, "Lu Cheng, you are at the same table, don't forget to bring Shen Sui to learn more about your school."

Lu Cheng sat loosely on the chair, and gave a vague "Oh".

When the old father put on his suit vigorously and walked away, Lu Cheng scratched his head, always feeling that he seemed to have missed some key words just now.

For a moment, only he and Shen were left in the bright dining room.

Lu Cheng yawned lazily, propped his chin with one hand, and used the remaining good chopsticks to fork a fried bun from the plate.

"Congratulations, Xueba, you can finally take your 'Five Three' and go to the classroom to do the quizzes and pretend to be aggressive."

"Thanks to Ji Yan, today is a good weather, shake hands before going to school, tablemate?"

Shen Sui stood up and brushed off his snow-white sleeves, an imperceptible slyness flashed across his eyes.

"Deskmate?"

Lu Cheng slumped in his chair and slowly frowned.

"Who is with you..."

Someone belatedly blurted out "grass" in the next five seconds.

?The author has something to say:

Me: Brother Sui, where did you buy the big plastic white goose?

Brother Cheng: Come, come, see you off.

Brother Sui's eyes are dangerous:?

Big plastic white goose: Huh?