After the weak chicken school tyrant fell off the horse, A exploded

All men understand!

Comrade Guo's "corporal punishment" method is very spiritual. Peeling melon seeds with bare hands is the basic difficulty, and there are peanuts and pistachios waiting behind.

Lu Cheng casually grabbed a couple of nuts from the pile of nuts, and unexpectedly saw unshelled hickory nuts.

"..."

Xie Donghai and Li Qi went out to buy a snack, why did they come back with so many nuts!

Boss Lu was so irritable that he dropped a handful of melon seeds, "Are these two things planted in a big frying pan?"

Standing opposite, Shen Sui took a well-fitted hickory nut and carefully studied it under the light, "It's too difficult to break the shell, so it's suitable for carrying as a hidden weapon."

Lu Cheng: "..."

Before the evening self-study, the two "coolies" who were dressed up and killed were finished in the office and were released by Guo Lifang. They returned to the classroom with their hands peeling nuts.

Xie Donghai found a plastic tray from under Li Qi's desk and poured the whole bag of warm "handmade snacks" into it, which was looted by the whole class.

"The working people are the most beautiful, give me handmade snacks!"

"Co-branded by Barbara and Xueba, both civil and military skills are effective, and my mother no longer has to worry about my health and study!"

"You guys...you idiots." Lu Cheng was still sullen when he came in, but he couldn't help being amused when he heard this, it was like meeting these two idiots for the first time, and he didn't know what to use Words to describe how you feel right now.

A group of people ran up the podium, the "King of Eaters" even grabbed their pants, and even put peanuts in the sleeves of their school uniforms. Xie Donghai stepped on Gao Yongyong's sneakers and covered his nose He took the last handful of pistachios in his hand and told Li Qi to go back and eat egg yolk pie.

On the way back to his seat, Lu Cheng was squeezed to nowhere by these two-year-old boys, walked out of the crowd and looked up, and saw Shen Sui leaning on the door frame with one hand in his pocket, smiling in their direction.

The sky outside the classroom was dim, and the only remaining golden edge of the clouds became a picture frame for the teenagers.

Shen follower walked down from the smoky pink "curtain", the corners of his lips curved, and he reached out to pat his shoulder, "Brother Cheng, are you interested in going out to wash your hands together?"

The people in the eighth class filled their stomachs with melon seeds and pistachios, and began to have other ideas.

Under everyone's strong suggestion, Xie Donghai shouldered the heavy responsibility of the monitor and went to the office to persuade Comrade Guo to show a movie at night.

During the sports meeting, there is no class all day, and it is no big deal to watch a movie.Guo Lifang sat in the office and agreed, and he really came to the classroom with his notebook during the evening self-study.

The classroom instantly turned into a sea of ​​joy. After Xie Donghai and Gao Yongyong rushed forward on the podium, the snow-white curtain of the projector slowly lowered. Download a good science documentary and play "Longing for Science Unit [-]: Exploring the Mysteries of the Universe" for them.

The laughter and laughter under the podium stopped abruptly, and the moment the headline came out, it hurt the eyes of the eighth class.

It must be the wrong way to open the video, this is not the sci-fi blockbuster we want!

"Teacher, I didn't expect that you would have such awareness... No, what I mean is, your love and yearning for science impresses me, the head teacher!"

In order to create an atmosphere for watching movies, the lights in the classroom have long been turned off.Guo Lifang couldn't see the resentful expressions of the students at the moment, he was standing on the podium holding a thermos cup and talking freely.

"Humans are very insignificant in front of the universe. We live in the beautiful homeland of the earth. Only by creating our own life value can we stand out in the big society. In fact, this principle is the same in learning. Only by keeping up with Only by actively exploring the steps and being brave to practice the truth can we overcome setbacks..."

Lao Guo, as expected of you, you can blow a flower to the standard science documentaries for middle school students.

"Damn." Lu Cheng couldn't take it anymore after hearing half of it, and leaned on the stool with joy.

The fate of people is very wonderful, probably God sent Lao Guo to them as a class teacher.

The scientific and radical BGM sounded in the classroom, and the figure of Guo Lifang standing on the podium looked particularly stalwart.

Sitting next to him, Shen Sui watched his little deskmate laughing unsteadily, and patted him on the shoulder, "Student Lu Cheng, you have to be strict with science, you smile so happily, it's easy to be beaten by the crowd in the dark .”

"..."

Guo Lifang watched it for 10 minutes, and then went back to the office to prepare lessons.

He is a responsible head teacher. In order to improve his teaching quality, he decided to re-plan the math lesson plans for the later stage, analyze two more easy-to-understand solutions, and strive to soar in the grade rankings next time.

The unit documentary on the big screen was even more hypnotic than Guo Lifang's lyrical preaching. The girls in Class [-] watched half of it and went back to the dormitory to do laundry together.

Lu Cheng lay prone on the seat and yawned. Just as he was about to stretch out his hand to rub his eyes, he put his arm down again after thinking about it.

After peeling the nuts from the office, he ran his hand under the faucet three times, came back and smelled it, and still felt the smell of spiced cumin.His eyes are so tired, he doesn't want to see melon seeds, peanuts, pistachios this year...

bang bang bang.

Sitting in front of him in shorts, he put his back on his desk and shook vigorously.

"Brother Cheng, Brother Cheng, brother got something good, hehe~"

Lu Cheng heard the wavy line in his little brother's voice, and lazily leaned over with his stool legs hooked, "What a good thing, I can see the green light in your eyes through a black hole."

The underpants smiled obscenely, raised his arm, slid the phone out of the sleeve of his school uniform, and showed Brother Cheng the hidden folder lying in a certain category.

What a big plate of offline green seeds, under the name of a news network video file, a man can understand it!

"What are you looking at?"

Suddenly, a deep and mellow voice came from his ear.

Shen Sui saw the two heads next to each other sneaking together, and was curious, wanting to come over and see what they were up to.

Warm breath came to Lu Cheng's ears, and his little deskmate felt guilty for a while, and quickly flipped the phone screen of his underpants upside down on the table, "We're watching tomorrow's weather forecast, what do you think you're busy with?" Compatible!"

Two G porn, is that something that a good student like you can appreciate?

"Brother Cheng, of course good things should be shared together, how can you have the heart to isolate Xueba!"

The underpants looked righteous, and just about to lean on Shen Sui's table, Cheng Cheng slapped him on the back of the head.

"Heideng is blind, what are you yelling about, sit in front and watch!"

Pants: "..."

The boat of friendship capsizes as soon as it says it will capsize, eh.

The distraught little brother left with his mobile phone in his arms.

Everyone is technically skilled, and Shen Suiguang understood the secret signal between the two of them after listening to it.It's a pity to think about it. There are good things that everyone should share together.

The underpants hit a hard nail on Brother Cheng, so he generously held his phone and asked someone else to drive.

"Brother, you can't do it." Xie Donghai was very moved, but because of his exemplary duty as the squad leader, he had to give in against his will, "I am a decent person, and I don't play tricks."

"Cut, pretend to be pure, why didn't you look so innocent when you ran to the podium to grab melon seeds." Li Qi rolled his eyes, patted the table and shouted in the direction of his underpants, "Yu Lang, save a seat for me Son."

"The school committee is so bold!"

Even Delicate Boy was so direct, and the second-year teenagers sitting in all directions didn't bother to hide and hold back. Everyone crowded into the back of the classroom and waited for the bus.

"My broadsword is already thirsty!"

"Come on, let the storm come a little harder!"

"..."

Lu Cheng sat in the back and was squeezed by them so that the table was tilted, and he couldn't see it.

"What are they looking at, it seems very interesting."

Shen Sui spoke out suddenly, his tone was pure and innocent.

There was a "buzz" in Lu Cheng's head, and he clasped his wrist to the table through a layer of school uniform.

"Sit here and be honest, don't go anywhere!"

Underpants led a group of people excitedly into a circle, poking their fingers on the screen, just about to click on the long-awaited screen, when suddenly the leg of the stool was kicked hard, and he, Brother Cheng, walked around from behind and said succinctly three words.

"Go to the back door."

The underpants didn't realize the danger at the moment, thinking that Brother Cheng couldn't wait to join, and patted the table to invite, "Brother Cheng, just come and sit, brother has already reserved a seat for you, the parking space is in the front row, the picture is guaranteed to be high-definition, and the sound effect is awesome !"

Lu Cheng rubbed his forehead, his temples twitched, "Yu Lang, are you fucking itchy..." Didn't you see my deskmate here!

How can I let you bastards spoil good students and pollute the pure heart of my deskmate! !

"What's wrong?" Shen Sui stood up and asked when he heard the movement.

The underpants were quick-witted this time, and quickly covered the phone with their hands before Cheng Cheng's headshot.

Seeing that the little brother stopped in time, Lu Cheng breathed a sigh of relief, "It's nothing, their minds are not healthy."

Pants: "..."

They are originally born from the same root, why is it too urgent to fry each other?Dare to ask this handsome guy, are you still my Brother Cheng?

As soon as the boss spoke, the color brigade ran to the back door to see the car aggrieved.

As a collector of countless "cars", underpants have been unanimously praised by all male students for their appreciation of art.

Xie Donghai just watched the opening ceremony, and his neck was red to the roots of his ears. From time to time, he reached out to touch the underside of his nose, for fear of getting angry due to the dry weather.

When it comes to the speeding scene, the brothers lying behind watching the car are no longer satisfied with the exhaust gas, they crowd forward one by one, and stretch their necks to aim at the mobile phone in their underpants.

It was dark all around, and the crowd suddenly squeezed up, and one of Xie Donghai's uppers was trampled off by the brothers behind.

Lu Cheng followed behind and the table was hit with a bang, the legs of the suspended stool tilted, and fell directly on top of Shen, and the two of them interlocked their fingers and made intimate contact with the ground.

The sound of tables and chairs falling down in the classroom was one after another. Director Yan passed by the door of Class [-] classroom, and saw them turn off the lights and draw the curtains, sneaking around, trying to hide it. It looked like they were not doing something good.

"Fuck, King Yama is here, retreat quickly!"

In the darkness, some sharp-eyed brother saw Director Yan's shadow, got up in a panic and reminded him.

When the underpants heard the back door ringing, they lay on the ground and were about to press and hold the phone to turn it off, but they accidentally pressed the volume button, and the sound amplified instantly.

?The author has something to say:

Brother Cheng: Don't pretend to be innocent with me! @The man with pure eyes

Brother Sui: I understand. I will arrange it when I go home tonight.

Brother Cheng:? ? ?