After the weak chicken school tyrant fell off the horse, A exploded

Could this be the legendary couple package?

Lu Cheng didn't want to fight with him at the milk tea shop, so he moved his wrist under the sleeve of the school uniform with his hands tightly held, and returned an elbow to him with a dark face.

Shen Sui seemed to have figured out that he would make small moves, tensed his arms, turned sideways to get away from Lu Cheng's elbow, and quietly completed a beautiful dodge.

"Bang."

The publicity stand next to the cashier trembled tremblingly, and the surrounding eyes focused on their faces.

Damn, Lu Cheng's back stiffened, and he stared at Shen Sui with burning eyes, wishing he could poke two big eyes on his face.

"You two handsome guys, what would you like to have?"

The proprietress probably saw two big boys holding hands to buy milk tea for the first time, and stared at the sleeves of the two for several times.

Shen Sui reached out and clicked on the couple's set menu on the price list, "Let's drink this."

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Lu Cheng was shocked, "Shen Sui, your fucking brain didn't hit a tree, did you?"

"Why do you say that?" Shen Sui raised his eyebrows without blushing, and pointed to a line of small words under the price to show him, "Promotion, half price for the second cup, I think it's good."

Lu Cheng opened his mouth, unable to refute, and heard the introduction from the proprietress.

"Yes, there are random discounts for the first order. We often hold discounts in our store. Do you want to get another card?"

"..." Is this fucking okay?

Lu Cheng couldn't take it anymore, he pulled his hand away, and stood outside waiting for him to go.

After a while, Shen Sui opened the door and came out with an extra delicate paper bag in his hand.

From the corner of his eye, Lu Cheng saw that there were two extra receipts in the bag, and Shen Sui replaced the milk tea bag with his left hand, and looked down at his phone.

"It's getting late, let's go back to school first."

The two stepped on the bell and entered the classroom. Guo Lifang hadn't arrived yet. The classroom was noisy, and less than half of the people were immersed in their studies. The books on the table were just decorations.

Lu Cheng took the milk tea from Shen Sui, ignoring the love graffiti on the outer packaging, before the straw pierced the plastic cover on the surface, he paused, "Why is it hot?"

He obviously asked for ice.

"Drinking on an empty stomach hurts your stomach." Shen Sui thought for a while and said, "Aunt Shu asked me to watch you and drink less cold food at night."

"I'm not a little girl, I'm not that delicate." The corner of Lu Cheng's mouth twitched, and he twirled the milk tea in his hand.

Damn, forget it, this is not something worthy of seriousness.

When it was over, he leaned heavily against the wall and pressed the straw into the cup to stir.

The milk tea is a large cup of heavy milk tea. When the straw is poked into the bottom of the cup, the small pearls sinking at the bottom can be touched.

Lu Cheng chewed it, the sweet stuff that girls like to drink seems to be good too.

Sitting in the front in shorts, when he heard the sound of sucking from the last row, he was curious and turned to have a look.

"Grass."

Lu Cheng was looking down at his phone when a head suddenly appeared next to him, almost startling him.

"Brother Cheng, what did you buy that tastes so good?"

The underpants turned around and saw that the two of them were holding a cup of milk tea in each hand, and suddenly realized on their faces, "So you went to the milk tea shop at night."

Lu Cheng glanced at him like a fool, and put the milk tea on the table, "Otherwise, you thought it was stolen?"

"No, Brother Cheng, your milk tea..."

With sharp eyes in the underpants, he saw the half heart painted on the shell of his brother Cheng's milk tea cup, and thought it was a little strange. He just wanted to take it over to have a look, but his brother Cheng slapped it away.

"Want to drink? Buy it yourself." Lu Cheng put down his little brother's paw with a protective face.

Seeing this scene, Shen Sui put down the milk tea for refills, "The first one you turn into is the next street."

The eyes of the underpants drifted over and landed on the shell of the milk tea cup on his table. His gaze was shocked. While his brother Cheng was not paying attention, he took the two cups of milk tea and put them together. The cups were close together, forming a complete heart in the center. pattern.

Hastily, could it be that this is the legendary couple package?

"Brother Cheng, did you buy this milk tea or did Xueba buy it?" The underpants swallowed, and leaned over to ask.

Lu Cheng was playing with his mobile phone, and took a blank look at him, "Is it like someone who bought this stuff?"

"Brother Cheng, come over and have a look." The underpants looked back at Shen Sui who was brushing his head down, and waved to him quietly.

"What are you looking at, are you fucking free, sitting on my desk in the evening to play with building blocks?" Lu Cheng saw his little brother putting two cups together, his eyes were even more speechless.

"No, look here." The underpants turned the cup around and showed him the big red hearts put together.

"What's the matter?" Lu Cheng was not surprised, and carried out Shen Sui's explanation intact, "The milk tea shop has a promotion, half price for the second cup."

"..."

So, that's why the two of you bought the couples package?

The underpants turned to the front in a mess, whether it was him, a bystander, looking at Renji with his eyes, or Cheng Geji didn't know.

Sitting next to him, Shen Sui looked at his little deskmate with an upright face, lowered his head and suppressed a smile, reached into his school uniform and touched for a moment, then closed his fists at the corner of Lu Cheng's desk.

"What do you want?" Lu Cheng raised his eyes, staring at his hand.

"I've been ignorant lately, and I always make Brother Cheng angry. I want to come here and make amends."

When Shen Sui said this, his tone was very serious, and even a trace of guilt could be found on his face.

It's rare for Lu Cheng to see that Xueba also has an EQ side, and he looked at him with his head lazily propped up, "Oh, how do you want to pay?"

Shen Sui spread his hand, and the palm of his hand flashed with silver light, revealing an exquisite keychain with a small crescent-shaped pendant hanging below it, only the size of a fingernail, which is quite attractive.

Lu Cheng usually doesn't have a long memory, he lost his keys twice, he got a new one last time, and just threw it in his wallet with the steel coins.Shen Sui gave this key chain, which is quite practical.

"It's ok, little brother, are you so considerate?"

Lu Cheng put "Little Crescent Moon" into his palm and shook it, and accepted his "tribute" with a smile.

"Brother Cheng likes it." Shen Sui bent his lips, waited for Lu Cheng to put the keys on the pendant, and deliberately rolled up his sleeves, and with a "ding dong", an identical small pendant fell down in front of him.

Lu Cheng's fingers froze, and he gave him a strange look, but Shen Sui didn't speak, waiting to see the attitude of his little deskmate.

Obviously, these two key chains are a pair, and the little crescents put together form a complete heart.

The surrounding air was quiet for a moment, and Lu Cheng finally looked over.

"Brother, do you buy one get one free or buy two free shipping?"

When he said this, he managed to control the disgusted expression on his face with difficulty, and it was clearly written in his eyes, "I knew that the apology and everything are fake", "It sounds so good, so it turns out that I used idle goods to send my brother away. .”

Shen Sui was taken aback by his words, looked at the couple pendant in his hand, and then at the milk tea of ​​the same style on the table, his face calmed down, "I got a card at the milk tea shop..."

For the couple's pendant, he won the senior membership of the milk tea shop in one fell swoop, and when he left, the proprietress almost burst into a smile.

"Brother, I misjudged you, brother, you are very business-minded."

After hearing this, Lu Cheng suddenly realized, no wonder Shen Sui suddenly remembered to give him a key chain, it turned out to be a gift for buying milk tea.

Shen Sui: "..."

Forget it, it’s better not to explain.

Not long after, Guo Lifang passed by the window with his notebook in his arms, accompanied by the angry Director Yan.

Sitting at the bottom, Lu Cheng was playing with his mobile phone, and when he saw "Yan Luo Wang" standing at the door with a livid face, his eyes sternly swept around the classroom, he suddenly had a feeling that something was wrong.

"The students whose names I will register next, come to the podium. The director is here now. I have a small matter to confirm with you."

Guo Lifang sighed silently, opened the student information summary form on the computer, pulled down to filter, and called seven or eight people to come up one by one.

When Lu Cheng's name was clicked, the person concerned lost his hand on the phone and knocked it to the corner of the table with a "bang". Shen Sui looked up and saw his little deskmate climbed onto the podium with his back stretched.

Guo Lifang took a look at Director Yan, who was facing the tough competition, and gave them a vaccination in advance, "The school's information center tested the effective number of people entered into the system today. There are many students in our class. The mobile phone number does not match the parent's contact information on the student information form. Correspondingly, your monthly exam results for this semester have not been notified to your parents' mobile phones... This has caused inconvenience to the school and parents. , If you have any questions, you must speak up in advance."

Director Yan stood next to him and hated iron and steel, "Other classes are isolated phenomena, and your class has the largest number of people! Some people are just taking advantage of loopholes, and now they know that they don't do well in the exam. What are you doing when you are studying?" went?"

When he said this, his eyes flicked back and forth to Lu Cheng's face several times, and his intention was very obvious.

While being scolded, Lu Cheng sweated guiltily. When school started, he secretly replaced the parents' contact information on the school newsletter with his own mobile phone number. test this matter.

"You guys, take the test paper and the answer sheet back tonight and sign them for your parents. I will come over to check and accept them in person tomorrow morning during self-study!"

After hearing this, Lu Cheng breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. Anyway, he just signed it. When the time comes, he will say that the test paper is gone, and take a blank piece of paper back. He can make up a reason with his father and it will be settled.

After Director Yan explained, he deliberately stared in his direction, "Lu Cheng, if you can't find the test paper, I'll print out a report card and bring it back to you, did you hear me?"

Lu Cheng: "..."

Damn it, how could "Yan Luo Wang" guess his mind so accurately.

Lu Cheng returned home from evening self-study, quietly went to his father's study room and took a scrap document, and compared the handwriting to practice signing all night.

His hand - Gou Crawling character, really doesn't match the "sample", and he can't even think about taking the test paper to his parents to sign it honestly.

Although Lu Jun didn't have high expectations for his son's grades, it hadn't fallen to the level of tolerating him not even being able to hang the tail of the crane.

Not to mention Shu Xiaoyan, Lu Cheng always told her good news but not bad news.As a mother, I am still immersed in the beautiful illusion of "although my son has poor grades, he works very hard and is very motivated in his studies".

Damn, life is hard.

Lu Cheng rubbed his sore wrist with difficulty, staring at the stack of A4 papers in his hand filled with the words "Lu Jun", he almost didn't know how to write his father's name.

At night, the road house was quiet, Shen Sui turned on the lamp, was about to throw the books spread out on the table into the drawer, and went out to quench his thirst with a pack of cigarettes, when he heard someone knocking on the door outside.

One after another, intermittently, weakly, he could feel the tragic emotion of the other party's ashes through a door panel.

Shen Sui hid the cigarettes in the bottom of the drawer and walked over to open the door.

Lu Cheng stood outside the door with haggard eyes, looked up at him pitifully, "Shen Sui, can you be my father?"

?The author has something to say:

Large mouth scoop scene.

Brother Cheng: Ah——! ! (groundhog screams)

Brother Sui: It's okay, come to my room at night and call Dad a few more times.