After the weak chicken school tyrant fell off the horse, A exploded

I keep my account book at home.

"Want to trick me into calling you brother?"

Lu Cheng leaned closer, squinted at him, "You take your household registration book and change your surname first, Xueba!"

"I keep my household registration book at home, I owe it first, can I use yours to change my career?"

Shen Sui leaned against the wall with half of his body, his shoulders trembling with the smile from the corner of his eyes, "I called 'Daddy' last night, so it's not difficult to call brother now, right?"

Lu Cheng rolled his eyes at him, "I'll change to your grandpa's generation, grandson?"

Taking advantage of Lao Tzu is so open and aboveboard, it is typical that I don't know what my last name is.

The two of them bit their tongues for a long time, and Shen Sui saw that the little classmate was about to talk to him with his fists, so he slowly brought the topic back to the right track.

"Actually, I didn't do anything for you yesterday."

He recalled the scene of calling Shu Xiaoyan on the phone at school yesterday, leaning against the wall and smiling.

"It's just a guarantee for you. Before the final exam, you will improve your grades in all subjects to above the passing line."

"Are you sure this isn't digging a hole for me?"

The corner of Lu Cheng's mouth twitched, and the words "unrealistic" were written all over his face.

Dreaming about things like flying over the passing line, sitting firmly in the third middle school at the bottom of the grade all year round, said that I dare not even think about it.

"Brother Cheng, take a gamble?"

Shen Sui's gaze returned to two points of seriousness, which seemed both an invitation and a challenge.

Lu Cheng was irritated by his specious tone, and choked up, "Just bet, I'm afraid of you."

The next day, I went to the office.

Shen Sui came over with a note from Shu Xiaoyan, and gave Lu Cheng the punishment of changing seats.

Guo Lifang readily agreed after hearing what he wanted.

"Okay, you guys are very commendable for taking this initiative. In the end, studying is a very personal thing. Instead of letting the teacher chase after you with a whip, it's better to act as soon as possible. Lu Cheng, Shen Sui's The results are obvious to all, after you go back, you must ask him more about how to study."

Lu Cheng scratched his ears and said "Oh", and from the corner of his eyes, he caught sight of the blank handouts stacked half a person's height on the corner of the table, and saw Comrade Guo taking a sip of wolfberry tea with a thermos, and then slowly followed them said a word.

"Everything depends on man's effort, hard work can make up for one's weaknesses. The overall grades of our class are a bit unsatisfactory now. I think of your idea of ​​prior to action. I saw the handouts on the table. Let's focus on checking for omissions and filling vacancies next time. In the first exam, I got my humiliation, and got rid of the hat of the bottom five in the grade!"

"..."

The targeted training that Guo Lifang has organized for his subject of mathematics has already piled up like a small mountain. Thinking about other subjects, their short leisure time this semester may be coming to an end.

After Lu Cheng came out of the office, he suddenly felt a little regretful, feeling that he had embarked on a road of no return.

"There is no need to be stressed, just take your time."

Shen Sui stretched out his hand from the pocket of his school trousers, and the arms of the two of them touched each other lightly from time to time while walking on the road.

Hearing his comfort, Lu Cheng raised his forearm to push Shen Sui's elbow, thinking it was a bit funny, "Xueba, you haven't even written your horoscope yet, how do I think you are more confident than me?"

Shen Sui smiled, "My intuition is more accurate, and my luck is also very good. It is difficult to think whether I am confident or not."

This person spoke in a quixotic tone, and when he spoke, the expression on his face was quite serious.

Lu Cheng smiled and said "grass", "Brother, that's enough, brother, I'm afraid if you keep blowing it up, you will be able to set up a fortune-telling booth at the school gate tomorrow."

In the afternoon between big classes, Lu Cheng fell asleep on the table for a while, thinking about sitting up and starting to pack his textbooks,

The textbooks for this semester were sent to him, and most of the textbook covers were new, let alone flipped, and the names were not even written.

Pants heard that Brother Cheng didn't have to move to the side of the podium for class, and was just about to turn around and say congratulations.Turning around, he was almost taken aback when he saw Brother Cheng slowly find out the book under the table and write his name.

"Brother Cheng, if you are kidnapped, just blink."

Lu Cheng gave him a look like a fool, "It's okay, don't turn around and nag, brother is busy now."

"..."

This unscientific.

His brother Cheng's "busy" is usually not sitting in the classroom playing with his mobile phone, or going to the playground to play basketball. If it is a little exciting, he just rolls up his sleeves and runs outside the school. back.

The underpants were a little dazed, "Brother Cheng, are you still my brother Cheng? Who is this handsome man in front of you who shines from head to toe as a successor of socialism?"

"Snapped."

Lu Cheng threw an unopened booklet of political essays on his forehead, "Ideological consciousness is too poor, go back and memorize two pages to be sober."

"..."

Just in time, Shen Sui came in from outside the classroom and saw his little deskmate sitting obediently in the classroom, raised his eyebrows, and sat down next to his shoulder, "Brother Cheng, you are very good today."

The books in Lu Cheng's hands scattered, his arms stiffened and his Adam's apple rolled, "What nonsense."

Shen Sui repeated it fearlessly, "Praise you for being good."

"You fucking..." Lu Cheng almost squeezed out the last few words through his teeth, "Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out?"

With one hand in his pocket, Shen Sui didn't say a word, just sat on the stool and grinned sullenly, with a face full of repugnance that deserved a beating.

On the contrary, the underpants scratched his arms and shivered, and stood beside him and punctured the window paper with a word.

"Hasty, Xueba, it's strange that you talk to brother Cheng in such a coaxing tone."

Shen Sui moved his lips, wanting to say something, but with a "snap", Lu Cheng angrily pressed the book in his hand on the [-]th line between the two of them, and closed the door neatly to thank the guests. Let him successfully speak a word.

In the afternoon, there were two lengthy Chinese lessons again. Lao Huang copied the book and lectured on classical Chinese on the podium. Lu Cheng planned to exercise his patience in class, so he just kept his eyelids open and listened to him digging out words from the book.

Habit is a terrible thing. He has never been honest since he was in kindergarten, sitting on a stool in the classroom. He barely held his ears up for 10 minutes, and his eyelids began to fight and become sleepy. Beside, it became mosquitoes buzzing and chanting scriptures.

Lu Cheng propped his chin on his arms and was shaking, when he suddenly heard a "click", he opened his closed eyes and saw that Shen Sui threw a candy on his table.

"Encourage your classmates to eat sweets in class, and take the lead in challenging classroom discipline, Xueba."

Lu Cheng snorted, choking him on purpose.

Shen Sui was able to give a reasonable explanation, "Eat one and relieve your troubles. The effect is very good, can you try it?"

"You're so good all day long, and you're still addicted to selling dog skin plasters?"

Lu Cheng stretched out his hand to grab the truth stick into his palm, while Lao Huang was turning to write on the blackboard, he peeled off the candy wrapper two or three times, and hurt him with the plastic stick in his mouth.

"You guessed it right." Shen Sui's tone was a little careless, and he controlled his smile, "The main purpose is to coax my little deskmate."

Heh, fart's little deskmate.

I'm not a three-year-old kid, who wants you to coax me with candy.

With a sullen face, Lu Cheng ground his back molars with a bang, and took off the plastic stick of Zhenzhi stick from his lips.

Shen Suibi walked around in his hand, and looked back at him specially, as if the two had reached a consensus: eat this magic stick, and you will be my only good friend.

What about trouble?

Lu Cheng slowly chewed the candy in his mouth, and at the second bite, a sour, salty and spicy sensation danced sparks in the depths of his mouth.

He licked his teeth, suppressing the urge to sneeze.

This momentum is really good. When is the time to have a limited joint name with Laoganma?

Lu Cheng sucked his cheeks and frowned, lowered his head and glanced at the candy paper clutched in his palm.

Finally, I can see the high imitation product name printed in the center-it's really good.

"You fucking."

Lu Cheng turned his head, and before he could curse out, Shen Sui stopped him halfway.

"You don't need to thank me, the effect of solving difficulties is really good."

"..."

Flash forward to Friday, the afternoon school holiday.

Lu Cheng took the note that Shen Sui copied to him, and put the homework assigned this week into his bag one by one.After some friendly negotiations, he reluctantly agreed to go home and start studying officially today.

Shen Sui watched him receive half of the things, and suddenly the phone rang, and he went out to answer the call.

Walking back from the bathroom with his school uniform and jacket in his underpants, he saw that Brother Cheng was still in the classroom, so he raised his phone and started shouting from a long distance away.

"Brother Cheng, Qi Zai and the others made an appointment to play basketball in the dog friend group, and asked me if I would give you a break?"

"Are you ready to go now?"

Hearing that someone organized a game to play basketball, Lu Cheng was a little moved. Sweating on the sports field is much more enjoyable than soaking in books.

He has been suffocating in the classroom recently and didn't run out. He feels that the top of his head is almost covered with grass.

"Their class ends earlier than us, and they have gathered good people on the playground." The underpants looked down at the chat records, and their expression suddenly became agitated, "Sloppy, these grandchildren play all kinds of games, and they go to play after they finish playing." Singing K, it’s really exciting during the holiday.”

"Grass……"

The boss who has held back his clean life for so many days is really envious in his heart.

Lu Cheng glanced at the heavy shoulder bag on the table. It was filled with white lecture notes, test papers, basketballs and skewers in his mind... It was like a leaked soda, refreshing The pleasure of the pores is about to leave him.

Oh shit!

When Shen Sui came back after answering the phone, he saw that the seat at the same table was empty, and there was only one bag left on the table, so he didn't need to guess to know that Lu Cheng ran out chic.

He pursed his thin lips helplessly, it would take nine cows to pull back the rebound of Lu Cheng, the prodigal son.

The phone rang twice.

Lu Cheng answered Shen Sui's phone call and responded vaguely, "Then what, I have something to do with a friend tonight, and we'll talk about the rest tomorrow."

The other end of the phone was quiet for a second, and before he had time to feel guilty, the teammates who had changed their jerseys were already urging him.

"Then I'll..."

Just as Lu Cheng was about to hang up the phone, Shen Sui said something very heart-wrenching.

"Brother Cheng, have fun, I'll go and make preparations in advance to visit relatives next to the podium."

"Damn... hello??"

Before he could reply, he beeped and the phone hung up.

"Brother Cheng, whose call did you just answer?"

The underpants saw Brother Cheng standing in the wind, staring at the phone screen with a frown-like face, scratching his ears and leaning over to ask.

"Grass, can you hit this ball?"

Lu Cheng looked irritable, grabbed his hair, and pushed the basketball into the arms of the little brother next to him with his backhand.

The underpants hugged the basketball and stared blankly, "No, Brother Cheng, you've already changed into your jersey..."

"Another day, another day."

Lu Cheng ran out of the playground in a hurry with two long legs, leaving a group of younger brothers staring blankly at each other.

"Damn it, why did you leave in such a hurry, brother Cheng is in a relationship?"

?The author has something to say:

Brother Cheng: Roar with brother, stronger than nine cows

Sui Ge: How about replacing roar with kiss?