After the weak chicken school tyrant fell off the horse, A exploded

Can someone else who can coax people chase you?

During the big class break, Lu Cheng didn't go anywhere, and he was particularly content with the review handouts that Shen Sui had compiled for him, leaning against the wall to go through the formula line by line.

Gao Yongyong came back from the sports office and walked non-stop to the last row, with an expression of "a happy event is approaching", rubbing his hands together to get closer.

"Then what, Brother Cheng, let's discuss something with you."

"What's the matter...grass."

Lu Cheng moved the review notes away from his eyes, and looked up at Gao Yongyong, as if seeing a big weasel wagging its tail.

Gao Yongyong pressed his fist to his chin and coughed twice, "I got some good news in the office today. The outdoor basketball league at the sports festival last year was blown because of the rain. Before the end of this semester, we will probably contact the people in the city. Other schools will hold another grand friendly basketball match. Brother Cheng, are you interested in learning more about it?"

"..."

In the basketball league, this brother specially ran to the back to catch the young man?

Lu Cheng picked his ears, glanced at Shen Sui, and sat upright on the stool, "What does 'very likely' mean? The basketball league has not yet been decided."

"It's not yet decided." Gao Yongyong organized the language, and then added later, "The meaning of the school's coming down depends on the final publicity effect before deciding whether to do it, so let's release the news first so that the people below can prepare in advance... Isn't this going to expand the source of students as soon as the third year of high school is gone, it's a good thing to increase your reputation through multiple exposure channels."

Shen Sui sat next to him and closed his eyes to rest his mind. Hearing the lively conversation, he opened his eyes and heard Lu Cheng's huge question.

"What the hell, the school is going to make a promotional poster, you want me to sign up as a model?"

"The eyes of the masses are discerning, Brother Cheng, we have no better candidate based on your valiant demeanor at the sports meeting."

As the [-]th-line small propagandist temporarily assigned by the basketball school team, Gao Yongyong proudly puffed out his chest, "This is a happy event."

What a happy event, it's about the same as betraying the hue.

Lu Cheng refused very simply, "I don't necessarily want to participate in the basketball league, so why not take a promotional photo!"

Sitting in front of the underpants and hearing the movement, he turned around and brushed the messy hair on his forehead, "My brother Cheng is busy studying recently, how can I have time to help you with this, Yongyong, why don't you come to me for such a trivial matter. "

Gao Yongyong stared at his head rolled into a chicken coop under the quilt for three seconds, "Lang, you go back and wash your hair first."

"..."

The underpants unintentionally glanced at Shen Sui, nudged Gao Yongyong's elbow, and helped out with an idea, "Old Gao, why don't you change someone else, anyway, it's not about forming a team to see the strength of the filming job. As long as the photogenic image is good, the effect is the same.”

That's right, Gao Yongyong's eyes lit up, and he almost forgot that there was another low-key focus person in the class.

Like an affectionate wanderer who has been away from his homeland for many years and suddenly sees his relatives in a foreign country, he rushed towards Shen Sui excitedly, "Xueba, our hopes are pinned on you!"

Shen Sui had no idea at all after hearing this, fearing that he would pass on the cold to them, so he stepped aside, "I don't have much experience in this kind of thing, it may not be suitable for you to find me."

"Don't follow brother, you can do what you want."

Gao Yongyong was instantly fascinated by the upper body of his younger brother, and the tall and thick-backed man acted coquettishly, the picture was quite beautiful.

The underpants couldn't hold on at first, "Brother Yong, please speak up if you have something to say, don't hurt the friendship between us as classmates."

Lu Cheng saw that Gao Yongyong was eager to try, and wanted to extend his claws to Shen Sui, his face darkened, and he stretched out his arm to block Shen Sui, "Don't even think about it!"

"..."

The boss guarded him very tightly, with a domineering expression on his face that "who dares to hit me at the same table, I will let him go back to his seat sideways".

Gao Yongyong hesitated for a second, and slapped it with a hammer, the dog's life is at stake.

The underpants saw Gao Yongyong's embarrassing and aggrieved look, walked over and patted him on the shoulder, "Don't panic, Yongyong, Brother Lang will show you the way."

Five minutes later, Li Qi was fooled into the last row.

Gao Yongyong looked shy, like a shy girl who came out on a blind date, and awkwardly walked in front of him, "Brother Qi, can you take a photo for me."

"..."

Gao Yongyong's plan to negotiate with the boss to take a promotional photo just fell through, and the underpants persuaded him to take part in the battle himself by virtue of his three-inch tongue.

"The dignified root seedling is red and five good boys."

"Although it does not conform to the mainstream aesthetics, it is quite personal."

"Yongyong, you have to believe in yourself!"

……

Li Qi figured out the ins and outs, and readily agreed to his request.

Gao Yongyong dug out a picture of a photo taken in junior high school from his QQ photo album. This innocent young man who had never even been in love, even had the opportunity to take a picture of a photo with a milk tea lottery.

Shen Sui sat in the back, glanced at the sky blue penguin interface, and coughed dryly with a low smile, "Brother Cheng, shall we also add a QQ?"

"What are you talking about?" Lu Cheng glanced at him like a fool, "Didn't brother add you on WeChat?"

"Relive the moment of witnessing friendship?"

"..."

Lu Cheng reported a series of numbers to him, logged on to QQ to confirm adding friends, the notification sound effect was turned off, and the verification message beeped non-stop.

Shen Sui looked back, his eyes were a little dark, the popularity of his deskmate was higher than he thought.

"You...just use your own name as your nickname?"

Lu Cheng swiped through the application list and passed Shen Sui's friend application. Looking back at his nickname of "the most handsome man in the universe", he felt a little ashamed for no reason.

"Well, I'm relatively uncreative in naming." Shen Sui showed him the newly changed nickname, "How about 'the most handsome deskmate in the universe'?"

The corner of Lu Cheng's mouth twitched, "Little brother, you are so coquettish."

In the gap between the two of them adding penguin friends to each other, Li Qi has already quickly helped Gao Yongyong post photos.

Exquisite BOY used beauty software to drastically transform Gao Yongyong's facial features, and even added the popular net red filter of the season.

"Is the P too much?" The underpants glanced at the fake double eyelids that were tripled in the photo, and felt that his eyes were also cramping behind.

"Is there?" Li Qi stretched his neck and questioned, "I don't think it's refined enough."

"It's sunny, why are you driving again?" Xie Donghai saw a group of people crowded in the seat of the underpants, and reflexively, these old drivers gathered together to have fun.

The onlookers, who didn't know the truth, came over and saw Gao Yongyong's face full of laughter, Chunxin opened the QQ album, asked Li Qi to give him a P photo, and stood there in shock.

"Old Gao, are you planning to engage in online dating?"

Xie Donghai seemed to have thought of some unbearable past, and stopped his "terrible idea" with a sad face, "Yongyong, brother is someone who has experienced it, listen to my advice, online dating is risky, you need to be cautious when you get out of the single, and studying hard is not good." !"

"..." Gao Yongyong stood there with his mobile phone in his arms, his expression dazed, "What online dating? What are you talking about?"

When Li Qi saw Xie Donghai startled, his mouth moved, but he didn't say a word, which should be placed on the usual scolding.

Hearing Xie Donghai's words, the underpants thought it was quite informative, touched his chin and said, "Is there something wrong with Dahai?"

The surroundings fell into a brief silence, even Lu Cheng and Shen Sui followed behind and looked over.

"I-I didn't..."

Xie Donghai was very serious when he was in junior high school, surfing the Internet only to check study materials, because he wanted to join the school's class group, so he applied for a QQ.

One day when I was listening to English, I was suddenly added as a friend by a random girl.

This little cute girl who wears a cartoon cat head and says good morning and evening to him every day is not only enthusiastic, but the two of them also have a common language in life.Xie Donghai's heart is like a deer, and he meets with Xiaomengmei every day to stay up late to study, and always secretly regrets and swears when his phone runs out of battery, and he must confess boldly next time he says good night.

"and then?"

Shen Sui was idle and had nothing to do, and listened with great interest by propping up his arms.

"The deer in my heart has been killed." Xie Donghai glanced at Li Qi's face resentfully.

The day before he was ready to confess his love, he followed his parents to visit Li's next door for dinner, and found that the like-minded prospective online dating partner turned out to be a transvestite trumpet who was a child and a deadly enemy!

"Be more open-minded and open-minded. Think about it with your toes. With the stupid look you stuck into the pile of books back then, would any girl fall in love with you?"

Li Qi glanced at him, "To some extent, I also gave you a chance to dream, didn't I?"

"Bah, you scumbag who cheats on your feelings, shut up!"

Xie Donghai was so indignant when he brought up the old incident again, he threw away the book, and the two of them started tearing each other up again.

The topic turned a few corners, and I don't know where it went.

"Online dating..." The underpants suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and he rubbed his chin as if reminiscing about the past, "Isn't this popular in those days? Speaking of which, Brother Cheng has never lost his peach blossoms when he was surfing the Internet."

After hearing this, Shen Sui raised his eyebrows and looked at Lu Cheng, "Brother Cheng, have you ever dated online?"

"Online dating is shit." Lu Cheng said, "Brother is an authentic gaming party, only leveling up, not flirting."

At that time, he was dragged by his underpants to an Internet cafe to play games, obsessed with leveling and slaughtering the rankings. For a while, the system of intertwining Taoist couples was opened, and a little goddess recognized by the whole server chased him to blow up fireworks.

Lu Cheng himself built a female account to do quests. One time he hung up the phone and came back to see that the trumpet was slaughtered by the little goddess who chased him and failed.

The little goddess "destroyed her love rival" saw him go online on her tuba, and exploded a fireworks confession on the world channel. All the players on the server waited for the two bosses to broadcast the fairy love live.

Two seconds later, the system notification of "No. [-] in the whole server" killing the goddess of the whole server hit the world news.

The underpants felt sad when they thought about it, "Since then, I have played dungeons with Brother Cheng, and I have never met a girl again."

Brother Cheng, who picks peach blossoms by himself, doesn't even spare the roots of peach trees. He will never find another one in the online game world in his lifetime.

Shen Suixiao couldn't do it, "Brother Cheng, if a girl confesses to you in real life, are you so stubborn?"

Lu Cheng frowned, "I never thought about it, it's troublesome, I don't have the patience to coax people."

Shen Sui changed the way of asking, "Anyone who can coax people, can I chase you?"

?The author has something to say:

Brother Cheng: How do you want to coax?

Suige: How about a full body spa?