After the weak chicken school tyrant fell off the horse, A exploded

Rounding up is equal to taking the exam with your future boyfriend

Lu Cheng let out an "ah" and didn't close his mouth for a long time.

What does Shen Sui mean by saying this, is that ready to leave?

"Brother Cheng." Shen Sui smiled for a while, put one hand into the pocket of the school trousers, and withdrew his expression a little, "I'm serious."

Serious enough to want to be at the same table with you all the time.

Lu Cheng froze in place, thinking over Shen Sui's words twice, his palms began to sweat, "The way you Xueba express their friendship is still, quite ritualistic."

It was as embarrassing as a wedding vow.

"Sense of ceremony?" Shen Sui laughed straight after listening, "Today is not suitable for this occasion, another day I will pull up a banner saying 'No Brother Cheng'."

Lu Cheng made a "scratch" sound, and laughed and scolded after him, "I still don't follow, is I a bully?"

"It's not impossible."

Shen Sui said "hmm", followed Lu Cheng to the bottom of the steps, imitating his joking tone paradoxically, "Wait for you to snatch me home."

The weekend passed quickly, and when going to school in the morning, Shu Xiaoyan brought the sliced ​​whole-wheat bread to the table, and asked her sleepy-eyed son.

"Lu Cheng, are you guys about to take an exam soon?"

Lu Cheng was pondering over the two ways to solve the problem that Shen Sui told him last night, and almost choked on a mouthful of rice soup, "Ah, yes, the exam will start next week."

Seeing him answering honestly, Shu Xiaoyan's complexion improved a lot.

Since Lu Cheng's cleverness of forging parents' signatures was exposed, Ms. Shu has changed the school information to her mobile phone, paying close attention to teaching trends every day, and resolutely does not give her son a chance to lie about military information.

Sitting at the dining table, Lu Cheng's scalp was numb, and it wasn't until Shen Sui lightly nudged his elbow that he realized that he quickly lowered his head and drank the porridge.

As soon as Lu Jun put the newspaper, he sat next to him to smooth things over, "Okay, let's not talk about other things. Only by eating a good breakfast can you improve your study efficiency throughout the morning."

Lu Cheng glanced in the direction of the old father gratefully, and before he had time to reach out his chopsticks to the plate of fried buns on the table, he heard Lu Jun follow up and add, "In case your son brings back the report card, I'll find him later." Use indigestion as an excuse for not doing well in the exam."

The parents have learned from the past, and have a serious crisis of trust in the unreliable bastard son.

Fuck, it hurts.

The corner of Lu Cheng's mouth twitched, is he so hopeless!

Shen Sui glanced at his little tablemate, who looked so unlovable that his little heart was tied into a sieve, and quietly picked up the steamed buns that rolled out of the bowl for him.

Back at school, the classroom was quite neatly packed.

Half busy copying homework, half busy chatting gossip, there is no sense of crisis that the big exam is imminent.

The underpants had just sent Li Qi away, when they saw the two brothers coming from behind, they grabbed a handful of walnuts from the snack bag and put them on their table, with a beaming expression on their faces, "Come on, brother, everyone who sees it has a share, let's dip in Ou gas."

The corner of Lu Cheng's mouth twitched, "Have you been bewitched by a walnut?"

The underpants looked disappointed, "Isn't it because we failed to worship Wenquxing?"

When he returned home last week, he really pulled a small group to go to pray for blessings. Who knew that the weather during the two days of the holiday was bad, and it continued to rain until last night, so he couldn't make it.Before he left, his mother ordered a whole box of hickory nuts and asked him to take them to the rental house to eat.

While the underpants sighed, they opened the walnut clip and cracked the shell, "Oh, the whole walnut milk is also fine, this thing is so hard, my hands are almost peeling off the calluses."

Seeing his little brother struggling to chew walnuts while choking his throat, Lu Cheng patted him on the shoulder, "Take it easy, and be careful of nosebleeds if you get angry."

Pants: "..."

Lu Cheng unzipped the chain of the bag, and piled the review materials with the sticky notes on the table.

The review content Shen Sui arranged for him was very even, and it happened to be the end of a round of review before last week's holiday.

Lu Cheng turned over the test paper and asked him, "What's the review task for today?"

Shen Sui put the two bottles of juice prepared by Su Xiaoyan on the table, and simply replied the words of his deskmate, "Adjust your mentality."

Lu Cheng: "...That's it?"

Shen Sui raised his lips, and patiently analyzed it for him, "Brother Cheng, we are trying to win steadily. The review is not at this stage for you to get a high score. Only by laying a good foundation can we continue to follow up in the next round."

Lu Cheng: "Okay..."

In the afternoon, the examination room schedule was quickly released.

Xie Donghai became concerned this time, and after he came out of the office, he took photos in the class group.

Two minutes later, the classroom was full of wailing.

Lu Cheng flicked the screen of his phone up and down, and zoomed in on the examination room schedule that Xie Donghai took in the group. This time, the school divided the examination rooms according to the results of the last monthly examination.

Shen Sui was in the first examination room, and he was in the last one. There were three floors between them, and they couldn't even go to the bathroom together.

Sitting in front of the examination room in shorts, when the walnut dropped from his hand, he suddenly had an ominous premonition, "It's over, it's over, the whole examination room is the focus of attention, can you do small tricks? Brother Cheng, is there any way to make the I ended this painful three-day exam in the blink of an eye?"

Lu Cheng pulled away his two dirty claws that were shaking his arms desperately, "It might be faster for you to hit a walnut on your head now."

Pants: "..."

As soon as the back door rang, Shen Sui went to the bathroom and came back. Hearing the discussions around him, he sat down and asked him, "The exam schedule is coming out so soon. Brother Cheng, are we in the same exam room?"

Lu Cheng showed him the phone, "I'll borrow your words, there are three floors in between."

"Aren't you going to take the exam together?" Shen Sui moved his thin lips, his tone sounded a little disappointed, and he didn't show any sense of pride in being assigned to the first exam room.

For dinner in the evening, Lu Cheng was too lazy to leave the school gate, and directly took Shen Sui to the cafeteria with his underpants.

In order to stagger the dining peak, the second year of high school generally ends get out of class later than the other two grades. When Lu Cheng and the others arrived, the lunch box was already two large boxes empty.

The underpants sighed with emotion at the green cucumber scrambled eggs on the dinner plate, "The cafeteria aunt's skill of flipping spoons is really a frightening martial arts skill. Potato roast meat has no meaty taste, and cucumber scrambled eggs are green."

Shen Sui saw that Lu Cheng did not move his arms, stopped his chopsticks and asked him, "Would you like pumpkin porridge?"

Lu Cheng didn't know what was on his mind, so he sat by the side and was stunned for a moment, "Okay."

Shen Sui immediately put down the dinner plate, took the meal card and went to the next door to help him make porridge.

"Hey, Brother Cheng, are you suffering from heat stroke? Why are you listless?" As soon as Shen Sui left, he could clearly sense that Brother Cheng was not in high spirits, so he moved away from the green dinner plate and asked.

Lu Cheng: "Fucking heat stroke, have you ever seen someone suffer from heat stroke in [-] degree weather?"

Underpants: "Hasty, brother Cheng, then your reaction, could it be the legendary pre-exam syndrome?"

Lu Cheng: "..." Cucumber scrambled eggs can't stop your buggy mouth.

The pre-examination syndrome is not really considered, but the fact that the examination room was assigned in the afternoon made him a little lonely and felt a sense of gap with Shen Sui.

"Brother Cheng, you won't feel any pressure because of this exam, right?" The underpants quietly poked their heads here, accidentally revealing the truth again.

"Eat your cucumber slices!"

Lu Cheng raised his hand to pat his little brother's dog's head away, walked under the faucet by himself, and poured cold water on his face.

Damn it, since when did he... actually think that this kind of thing matters?

On the day of the monthly exam, the weather was very good.

The door of the classroom was open, and Guo Lifang stood on the podium, his shadow blurred by the reflective blackboard behind him.

"Students, today is the second big exam we have this semester. Needless to say, it's important. You also know that you didn't do well in the last exam. You can't be careless this time. You must answer the questions carefully and race against time. As the saying goes..."

As soon as Guo Lifang said "just the so-called", the pricked ears under the podium instantly drooped. Xie Donghai reviewed for too long last night and came to the classroom late in the morning. Now he is secretly hiding under Guo Lifang's nose, racing against time Chinese savior crepe.

Lu Cheng was lying on the last row sleepy, and fell asleep for a long time, vaguely aware that Shen Sui seemed to have said something to him, and answered a few words casually.

When the pre-examination mobilization was over, he stood up listlessly to pack his things, and glanced at Shen Sui's desk. The man's stationery had already been taken away, and he didn't even bother to say hello.

Carrying a snack bag with walnuts in his shorts, he stood by the side and waited for Brother Cheng to leave with him.

When the two arrived at the last examination room, they met quite a lot of cronies. They knew each other like Brother Cheng, and there were also some unfamiliar faces who came to pass him cigarettes.

Lu Cheng sent the people away, folded the cigarette lazily and flicked it down from the window, sat on the stool bored, and was about to flip through the review materials, saw the scene of demons dancing in the classroom, felt that the originality was too eye-catching, so he threw it directly into the The table hole next to it.

There were still 10 minutes before the exam time. He pretended to be casual and turned on his phone to take a look. The WeChat interface was quiet, and there was no one in the group.

The chat box on the top is the message sent by Shen Sui telling him to go to bed early last night.

Lu Cheng pressed his finger on the WeChat interface twice, and for some reason, suddenly thought of what Shen Sui had said to him at the hotel entrance that day.

"Brother Cheng, always be your deskmate, I'm serious."

It sounds so ceremonial... Is it the literal meaning of simple understanding?

The classroom was so noisy that Lu Cheng's forehead was on the edge of the table, a little dazed.

Shen Sui, why is he talking so twisted, it sounds like two flavors.

"Brother Cheng, Brother Cheng, the top student is here." The underpants turned around and "slapped" the table, with a walnut in his mouth, reminding him of Brother Cheng inarticulately.

Lu Cheng raised his head and saw Shen Sui standing at the door waiting for him, his heart skipped a beat, he pretended to be nonchalant, put down his phone and walked out casually, "Aren't you taking the exam on the fifth floor, what are you doing downstairs? "

Shen Sui stretched out his hand from the school trousers pocket, stared at him and smiled, "Brother Cheng, do you want to give you an amulet?"

"What the hell?" Lu Cheng glanced at him in bewilderment, with an expression of "Did you take the wrong medicine before you fucking came here?"

Shen Sui didn't speak, but with a "sigh", he pulled the zipper of the school uniform to the end in front of him, took it off and put it on his forearm, revealing the thin beige sweater he was wearing underneath.

"Brother Cheng." Shen Sui pointed to the school uniform Lu Cheng was wearing, "Do you mind changing it with me?"

?The author has something to say:

Rounding off is to take the exam with your future boyfriend~

Brother Cheng: You Xueba really know how to play @向老子祝祝的人