After the weak chicken school tyrant fell off the horse, A exploded

Brother Cheng's five-year-old "princess dress" photo is black history.

The word "princess dress" came into his ears, and some heart attacks flashed through Lu Cheng's mind. He dropped his chopsticks with excitement, and stood up from his chair, "What's so good about those old photos? If you have the time, why don’t you buy two more bags online!”

"Mom thinks you were much more comfortable when you were young than you are now." Shu Xiaoyan finished her compliment, and then sighed after her, "Although it's not a worry-free master."

This expression of regret from the heart has a tone of "my mother has already seen it, anyway, he is my own son, no matter how noisy he is, why can he throw it away halfway?".

The corner of Lu Cheng's mouth twitched, he turned to point to his nose and asked Lu Jun, "Dad, your own?"

The old father, who was out of the situation, took a sip of coffee from the full porcelain cup without spilling a drop, "I'm more inclined to the idea of ​​'paying for the phone bill'."

In just 1 minute, Lu Cheng, who was hit continuously, said, "..."

"Brother Cheng, be strong."

Shen Sui glanced at the listless head next to him, patted his shoulder and couldn't help laughing in a low voice.

With a dark face, Lu Cheng threw two sharp eyes at him, and immediately stretched his long legs and bumped his knee hard under the table.

After halfway through breakfast, Lu Jun received a call from his assistant, explained a few words, and arranged for a field trip to the playground tomorrow.

The freshly served plate of crispy buns was overcooked by Zhao Ma. Lu Cheng poked a hole in the dough with chopsticks and pulled off the hard surface of the buns bit by bit.

Before she could finish her mouth, she suddenly heard Ms. Shu put down her chopsticks and opened her mouth.

"Old Lu, Sui Sui has been at our house for so long, and you haven't taken him out for a walk, why don't we go to the playground tomorrow?"

"Look at my memory, I almost overlooked this matter." Lu Jun nodded, expressing his support for his wife's idea of ​​a "one-day trip to the playground for the whole family".

This topic can't be changed by going around the playground?

"I, I object." Lu Cheng let go of the steamed stuffed bun that was on his lips, wishing he could raise his hands and feet in protest, "What's there to do in the amusement park? Are you childish?"

"Who asked you?" Shu Xiaoyan felt helpless about her son's EQ, and turned to the side to ask for Shen Sui's opinion, "Sui Sui, don't listen to Lu Cheng, a brat, if you want to go tomorrow, take Uncle Lu's car , come with us."

Looking at the gracious smiling face in front of him, Shen Sui hesitated while holding the chopsticks, and raised the corner of his lips to say hello.

Shu Xiaoyan glanced in the direction of her silly son, "If some people don't go, I will stay at home by myself tomorrow."

Lu Cheng picked up his chopsticks and stubbornly took a bite out of the bun. Now when it comes to amusement parks, his mind is full of embarrassing things about peeing his pants when he was a child.

Shen Sui turned his face to him and asked him in a low voice, "Brother Cheng, are you really not going?"

Holding the chopsticks, Lu Cheng coughed dryly, quickly shook off the shadow of peeing his pants, and said in a disdainful tone, "Childish, I'm not a three-year-old kid, why go to an amusement park!"

The leisure time of the family sharing breakfast passed by.

Ms. Shu was sitting at the dinner table in the morning and accidentally mentioned the dark history of her son wearing a princess dress when he was a child, which gave Lu Cheng the idea of ​​stealing the photo album.

Lu Cheng wandered around the house, and while his parents were sitting on the sofa chatting, he walked past the living room with his waist bent, and from the corner of his eyes, he caught a glimpse of Shen Sui watering the succulents, and quietly slipped on the slippers on his feet. upstairs.

Turning along the steps to the bedroom on the third floor, Lu Cheng opened the door and slipped in without anyone noticing, marching towards Ms. Shu's cloakroom.

The shoes and bags in the cabinet were arranged in an orderly manner, and at first glance it seemed to be a small exhibition hall. Lu Cheng walked carefully sideways, for fear of knocking down the hanger and causing Ms. Shu to wring out her ears.

There is a sliding drawer under the innermost wardrobe, where the photo album is kept.There has always been a closet for photos at home, and I don't know what Ms. Shu is thinking, to hide things so tightly.

Lu Cheng raised his long legs to step over the high heels on the ground, stood vigilantly in front of the drawer and stretched his neck out. After making sure no one came in, he boldly opened the drawer and took out the photo album.

Black History got his hands and quickly evacuated the scene. The closet was very open. He accidentally stuck the hem of Ms. Shu's dress into the drawer. He stretched out his hand and pulled it. It fell down with a snap.

Lu Cheng's heart was broken after following.

Round and translucent crystal beads rolled along the smooth floor to the door, and finally stopped in front of a pair of cotton slippers of the same style as his.

Lu Cheng raised his head, Shen Sui stood at the door and looked at him, leaning against the wall with his long legs folded, "Brother Cheng, is there still time for me to go out now?"

"..." Lu Cheng pretended to be calm, and hid the photo album behind his back, "What are you looking at?"

Shen Sui noticed the movement of the little tablemate, and the corner of his eye moved, instead of playing charades with him, "Brother Cheng, I saw it all."

Lu Cheng's face froze, and just as he was about to show his fist at him, Shen Sui rolled the crystal bead he picked up in his palm, raised his eyebrows, and the intention was self-evident.

"..."

All of Shu Xiaoyan's performance costumes are designed by herself, which can be said to be unique in the world.Lu Cheng imagined what would happen if his old mother found out that he had committed a crime, and couldn't help standing where he was shuddering.

"If you dare to say it, you will die."

Lu Cheng bitterly took out the photo album hidden behind him, and just about to put it in Shen Sui's hand, his fingers stiffened and he was about to regret it.

"Damn it, it's not fair, you got rid of my black history like this?" He clenched his fists and said indignantly.

"Brother Cheng." Shen Sui shrugged, pinched the crystal beads that fell from Su Xiaoyan's costume on his fingertips, and said in a serious tone, "I will take half of the risk to help you keep the secret. It's very interesting."

"..." Lu Cheng weighed the pros and cons, and took the photo album into his hands with humiliation.

After getting the photo album, Shen Sui took off the outer cover.

The corners are very smooth, and it looks like it has been well preserved. When I opened it, I found that Shu Xiaoyan had carefully noted the date and place in the blank space of the inner page of the photo album.

"What are you dawdling about, can you watch it quickly, I have to pay it back later." Lu Cheng stood beside him and urged him.

Shen Sui moved his fingers, and found a photo of his little deskmate with missing teeth, a round and fat face, eating fingers seriously, with a dazed look in his eyes, two pompoms hanging from the woolen hat, especially Look cute.

"This is you?" Shen Sui looked at the white and fat meat ball in the photo, and it was difficult for people to connect with the violent school bully standing in front of him.

Lu Cheng felt that the tone of his words was not very pleasing, so he asked him with a stiff neck, "Why aren't you old man?"

"Hmm..." Shen Sui thought for a while, and then changed his words to a euphemism, "The difference between the day after tomorrow is too big."

Turning to the back, the style of painting changed suddenly, and there was a photo of Lu Cheng wearing crotch pants eating melon skin, which attracted Shen Sui's attention.

"Brother Cheng, who is this... who is holding you?" Shen Sui pointed to the heroic man in the Northeast who was smiling heartily in the photo.

Lu Cheng leaned over and said "Oh", "This is my grandfather."

When he was young, Shu Xiaoyan and Lu Jun were busy with their careers all year round and had no time to take care of their son. Grandpa Shu, who was thousands of miles away, took the train north to pick up his precious grandson in time.

In a sense, two-thirds of Lu Cheng's childhood was spent in his hometown in Northeast China.

Shen Suin laughed, "So it's the little overlord of the Northeast who runs with the wind."

Turning over a page, he saw Shu Xiaoyan's photo marked: "Chengcheng is five years old, this is his first time going to an amusement park."

"Grass." Lu Cheng realized that Shen Sui had found his dark history, and his first reaction was to reach out to block the photo on this page.

However, Shen Sui reacted faster than him, Lu Cheng stretched out his hand to take advantage of it, and watched his few "photos of women's clothing" exposed under Shen Sui's nose.

At the entrance of the amusement park, five-year-old Xiao Lucheng was wearing a snow-white pettiskirt, holding a cotton candy bigger than his forehead in one hand, a small tuft tied with a bow, and exquisitely carved facial features, which did not feel out of place at all.

"Well, little swan with a Northeast accent." Shen Sui rubbed his fingertips against the little figure in the photo, and before he could say anything, he laughed.

"What are you talking about?" Lu Cheng raised his chin and asked him without hearing clearly.

"I said, cute."

"?"

Lu Cheng made a "cut", obviously not satisfied with this description, "Don't underestimate me, brother dared to ride a roller coaster alone after elementary school, Xueba, can you do it?"

Shen Sui cooperated with him to provoke the ending sound, "So powerful?"

Lu Cheng tried to save face in front of him, coughed dryly, and continued to close his eyes Hu Tianhai said, "Forget about roller coasters, what about bumper cars, ferris wheels, trapeze people...you dare not try, I am already tired of playing gone."

Shen Sui sat beside the desk and supported his head, listening very quietly, without interjecting a word from the beginning to the end.

Lu Cheng paused, and turned to look at him, "Why, you didn't pee your pants at the playground, did you?"

"I have never been to."

Shen Sui's tone was normal, without any emotion.

Lu Cheng let out an "ah" and said after a while, "You...why?"

Shen Sui closed the album and returned it to him, lightly picked his lower lip, and made a simple excuse for himself, "Because, every time I want to go, it will be rainy."

Lu Cheng opened his mouth, not knowing what to say, so he simply kept silent.

The next day, prepare to go to the playground.

The car was parked on the lawn at the entrance, and Lu Jun drove out by himself today.

Shu Xiaoyan sat in the front passenger seat, put on sunscreen sunglasses, and lowered the car window to remind Shen Sui, "Sui Sui, get ready to go."

Shen Sui responded, and opened the car door just as he was about to sit in the back seat, when suddenly there was a rush of footsteps behind him.

"Hey, Dad, Mom, wait for me..."

Holding a baseball cap in his hand, Lu Cheng trotted over, panting for breath while fanning himself with the hat.

Shen Sui was a little surprised by his sudden change of mind, "Aren't you not going?"

"Anyway, there's nothing to do at home." Lu Cheng put his baseball cap on his head and glanced at it. Shen Sui's eyes were still fixed on his face. He coughed dryly and continued to explain, "I suddenly found out that Life is incomplete without happy memories of amusement parks, so I decided...to make up for this inner regret!"

Shen Sui glanced at him, and filled up his mental journey for him, "For example, the part where you peed your pants at the age of five?"

"..."

Lu Cheng bent down and got into the car, and sat in the back seat with Shen Sui.

Shu Xiaoyan seemed to be sure that he would come out, she sat on the passenger seat and coughed dryly, "Are you willing to come out?"

Lu Cheng honestly said "Oh", but this time he didn't talk back.

The car started and slowly left the villa.

Shen Sui noticed the head next to him with a baseball cap on it, turned around to peek frequently, put down his phone and looked this way.

Lu Cheng quickly retracted his gaze, put his hat on his face and pretended to be asleep.

?The author has something to say:

Brother Cheng: Seal the album!

Suige: Manually set "Only Old Gong Visible".