After the weak chicken school tyrant fell off the horse, A exploded

So lonely men and widows... man, what can we do in the same room? ?

Lu Cheng's fall was earth-shattering.

In the afternoon, the post bar of No. [-] Middle School exploded again.

[It’s not a candy girl, I heard that the two immortal bosses from Class [-] are showing their love at the same table again?Squat a complete process of jumping out of the window for love to guard against the old. 】

1L: Hey, what happened again? ?When I have money, I must buy a landlord who can speak clearly.

2L: Hands up!During self-study in the afternoon, someone in our class was sweeping the floor in the contracted area outside the old art building, and saw with his own eyes that Mr. Lu lured Lao Yan away for his deskmate, and fell from the window sill on the first floor.

3L: I've heard about it too, but... to be honest, there are pictures to prove it, does Wu Hammer Tao think his life is too long orz

4L: Slightly slightly slightly, these two people are the mascots of your district, why can't the special building of the post bar not dance enough? ?It's so annoying to slaughter the board at every turn! !It's annoying! !

5L: Upstairs, it's from the school next door. It's skinny to start a war. Just looking at the style of painting, it's out of place with me.This is basic courtesy, understand? @吃瓜一线小吧主主, don’t eat it and come out with a title.

6L: Longevity!Tieba got mixed up with the dogs of other schools! !

……

"Fuck, the people who eat melons this year are very cruel."

Xie Donghai was dazed by eating melons, forked off Wailou Waiyi and became a hot post about mosquito coils, and turned to ask the other three big brothers.

"So, Brother Cheng and Xueba, what are you doing hiding in the music classroom at noon?"

The three people who knocked on the door and sat opposite did not know the truth collectively fell silent.

Gao Yongyong rubbed his chin and thought for three seconds, "Maybe it was when we were admiring the 'famous paintings', we were bored and closed the door to Doudizhu?"

Li Qi came back after putting down the broom, and rolled his eyes at them, "How do you two fight the landlord, and compete with the Greek plaster statue in the corner?"

"..."

"By the way, do you guys feel that Brother Cheng's mouth seemed a little swollen when he came out, could it be that... he hid behind our backs and ate spicy noodles?"

After the underpants finished speaking, he immediately vetoed this bold guess, "I believe that my brother Cheng is not such a stingy person, so a lonely man and a widow... man, what can we do in the same room?"

Xie Donghai patted his thigh and said "Hi", "I know lonely men and widows, the two with handles are really super classy."

"Mr. Xie, are there any old melons?" Gao Yongyong smelled the fragrance of melons, grinning obscenely at the corners of his mouth, and urged him to speak quickly.

Xie Donghai picked up the quality of the melon king, and put a black pen across his mouth to make a sand sculpture like smoking, "Just in the music classroom, when we first entered the first year of high school, there was a young couple who had just met, secretly during the afternoon self-study. Slipped there to go on a date. As a result, when the two were about to kiss, Director Yan who came in from the back door pulled him away by the collar."

"..." A tragedy in the world.

Xie Donghai babbled on, "So, it's not easy for them to guess if these two objects are replaced by Brother Cheng."

"Too."

The underpants and the others looked at each other, because the two school bullies with handles were in the same room, so they were YY and fell in love together?Rotten eyes look at Renji!This is too fucking ridiculous! !

At this time, the two parties who were far away in the school hospital did not expect that they would become the focus of eating melons today.

Lu Cheng limped and was helped in by Shen Sui, and sat on a stool in the school hospital wearing his school uniform.

The old school doctor who was on duty took a look at the two of them with his presbyopic glasses. Before Lu Cheng could introduce himself, he directly filled in his name on the sick leave slip.

There are not many students in this year's class. The incident of cheating by using the warm baby to take the temperature is really impressive, and I really can't forget it for a while.

Lu Cheng coughed dryly and rubbed his nose embarrassedly.

He fell from the window sill and sprained his ankle. In fact, it is not serious, the bone is not injured, but the muscle is sprained, and it hurts to walk.

At that time, in order to find an excuse to avoid Director Yan's punishment, Lu Cheng deliberately exaggerated the painful appearance of a broken foot, so he escaped by luck and was not dragged to the teaching office to write a self-criticism.

The old school doctor opened his trouser legs to check carefully, and briefly sprayed some Yunnan Baiyao, and asked Shen Sui to help him out.

"Does your foot still hurt? Do you want me to carry you?"

"Okay, okay, don't worry about it, brother is not that weak."

Lu Cheng glanced at the 1.9-meter-tall boyfriend who was "weak and fragile", fearing that others might throw him if he didn't memorize it well.

Shen Sui sent his shoulders up for him to lean on. Lu Cheng used his boyfriend as a crutch, hooked Shen Sui's neck and bounced around. He didn't know what was going on in his mind, but suddenly he felt happy after jumping around.

"What about you today...is this the first time?"

"Which one?"

Shen Sui asked the question knowingly, and wanted him to speak out.

"Have a bad memory, brother, I'll wake you up." Lu Cheng grabbed his neck from behind and pulled him down, "You're an idiot!"

"We learn masters, and experience divides people."

Shen Sui was afraid that his foot would hurt from twisting, so he put his hand on Lu Cheng's shoulder and smiled, "For example, in front of Brother Cheng, I... I can learn by myself without a teacher."

"..." Lu Cheng recalled the scene of drawing the curtains at noon and gnawing at each other in the music classroom, and his ears were burning, "You're just bragging, my brother just looked at your skills and your skills are not getting any better."

"Where are you going?"

The boyfriend's disgusted tone was too sincere.

Hearing that he was questioned, Shen Sui pursed his thin lips and flattened his brows, and fell into serious thinking.

The stronger the strength, the more true the love. The sense of experience between couples is very important. If a boyfriend is not satisfied, it is indeed a big problem.

Lu Cheng noticed that the footsteps of the people around him had stopped, and he supported Shen Sui's shoulder with a puzzled look on his face, "Hey, why didn't you leave?"

Shen Sui didn't blush, "I want to practice it again to improve my boyfriend's experience."

Lu Cheng: "Do you schoolmasters like to be so serious?"

"I think it's responsible." Shen Sui laughed softly and observed the surrounding environment. The area around the school hospital is quite clean, so you don't have to worry about someone coming to disturb you when you do something.

"You're fucking addicted to chewing, aren't you?" Lu Cheng pushed him off his shoulders, seeing that Shen Sui was about to get serious, and finally began to face up to this problem.

Opening small meat dishes in broad daylight, the young man is full of blood, he is mainly afraid that he will not be able to control it.

Shen Sui was helpless, "Didn't you not feel good at noon?"

Lu Cheng: "..."

The distance between the two of them was very close, Shen Sui tilted his head, and the hot air hit his earlobe, and the magnetic bass brought a little unbearable grievance, which almost made him react.

Lu Cheng: "...you are enough!"

Shen Sui has been getting more and more provocative lately. Is it because he has been holding back for too long before, and he is ready to let go of his nature as a schoolmaster when he falls in love?

After the two of them came out of the school hospital, they were stuck until the end of the last class in the afternoon.

Lu Cheng won't go to evening self-study after taking his sick leave slip, Shen Sui squeezed into the crowd and went back to the classroom to get his bag, ready to go with him.

The three grades finished class together, and it was very inconvenient for him to stand alone in the crowd.

Lu Cheng limped to the parking lot on the west side of the playground. Most people in No. [-] Middle School took the school bus to and from get out of class, and very few people went back by bicycle.

He found a clean place and leaned against the wall to play with his mobile phone. The game hadn't started yet, when he heard rustling sounds from the corner, he slammed the screen off and stood at a side corner.

After a while, a young couple, tall and young, slipped into the carport with their waist down, and while no one was paying attention, they carried their schoolbags and held hands crookedly.

Lu Cheng was shown a face, and saw a young couple sharing a bicycle passing in front of him.

Are you not tired?He thought, wouldn't it be more convenient to take the bus.

The young couple rode by with their arms around their waists sweetly, and their sticky looks in love made people hold up torches.

Lu Cheng glanced twice and stopped playing with the phone, suddenly felt a handful of cold dog food being slapped on his face.

A straight guy who has never been in a relationship has very little experience in relationships.

Lu Cheng clutched his phone and thought for a while, then decisively clicked on WeChat.

Ten minutes later, Shen Sui came back.

Lu Cheng stood in front of him holding a car key, "I won't go back by car today."

Shen Sui wondered, "Not by car?"

Lu Cheng handed him the car keys, and raised his chin towards the opposite carport, "Did you see the blue bike in the second row? You unlocked it, and we'll ride that back today."

The young couple who had just passed by on a bicycle and showed their affection gave him inspiration. Lu Cheng called back and temporarily requisitioned the bicycle whose underpants were left in the school carport to eat ashes. He also wanted to feel the taste of throwing dog food.

"Why do you suddenly want to go back by bicycle?"

"I'm tired of sitting in other places."

Lu Cheng spoke nonsense confidently.

After hearing this, Shen Sui pulled his hand out of his school uniform pocket, vaguely caught a trace of his boyfriend's little emotion, and said hello with the corner of his mouth in his unconditionally loving tone.

After school for so long, it was a little late outside, and they went out on the road they rode their bicycles, but they didn't meet anyone.

"Ride faster, the old man next door who is riding three wheels is faster than you."

Lu Cheng sat swaying on the back seat of the car, looking at the back of Shen Sui's school uniform on the bike, feeling quite proud.

Shen Sui didn't speak in front of him, giving off the feeling of working hard, and Lu Cheng obviously noticed that the speed of the car accelerated.

"Is this speed okay, boyfriend?"

Shen Sui's voice came from the evening wind.

Lu Cheng said "Oh", "It's okay."

"Brother Cheng, it turns out that you are more used to a faster pace."

Shen Sui rolled his Adam's apple and let out a muffled laugh. This meaningful tone made people wonder.

"Your uncle."

Sitting at the back, Lu Cheng raised his middle finger, relying on Shen Sui not to see, dragged his long legs to the ground openly, and secretly exerted resistance on him.

The rear wheel visibly sank.

Shen Sui's ears are very good. Hearing the sound of rubbing the ground, he soon noticed the boyish little moves of his boyfriend.

He rode silently for 2 minutes, then turned the car faucet, and rode on the opposite gravel road.

Lu Cheng's feet were in a panic, and just about to lift up, his butt was bumped by the gravel road, and he braked, almost throwing his sneakers into the wheels.

"Damn it, Shen Sui, your uncle, ride your bike and take it easy."

"what happened?"

Shen Sui's tone was surprisingly calm, just as Lu Cheng made a fool of himself and felt a little guilty, he sat in the back and opened his mouth, but was immediately speechless.

Damn it, it's so dangerous to ride a bicycle, he complained hard in his heart, and didn't dare to move around casually.

The street lamps on the side of the road came on one by one.

The aroma of barbecue in the night market wafts in the evening wind, and you can faintly hear the square dance music coming from the entrance of the shopping mall.

Sitting on a bicycle and looking at the scenery, the surrounding scenery moves very slowly.Lu Cheng felt that at this moment, time seemed to slow down behind him.

"It's going downhill, hold on tight."

Shen Sui's voice came from the front.

Lu Cheng had suffered from Shizi Road, and after hearing the reminder, he immediately supported his waist, his palms just touching Shen Sui's strong abdominal muscles.

"Hey, hey, slow down."

The front of the car slid downhill, Lu Cheng couldn't get used to the back seat of the bicycle, his butt hurt from being bumped, so he tightened his arms unconsciously.

The evening wind blew past, and the temperature of dependence came from behind, Shen Sui raised the corners of his lips, and suddenly felt that it was not all such a pity to come here.

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It’s been sweet lately, but have you forgotten that brother Sui’s vest hasn’t come off yet, what will happen to brother Cheng after knowing the truth