After the weak chicken school tyrant fell off the horse, A exploded

Will force the king's literacy to the end.

The afternoon sun scorched the corners of the table.

After playing English class for half a period, Lu Cheng threw his exhausted mobile phone into the table hole with a stinky face.

He didn't have enough energy to play basketball in the morning, and he couldn't sit still in the classroom right now.

whoosh-

A note flew over from the front and landed impartially on the middle ground where he and Shen Sui's desks were connected.

The underpants coughed pretendingly, reminding him to check Brother Cheng in time.

Lu Cheng stared at the back of his head under the underpants for a second with a sullen face, then stretched out his hand to his deskmate to pick up the note with no expression on his face.

It's so hard to die, Shen Sui also happened to reach out to get the eraser.

The haunting fingers of the two attracted each other like magnets. The moment Lu Cheng wrapped Shen Sui's index finger with the note, it felt like a cat had scratched his paw, his ears burned, and he quickly withdrew his hand inside the safety line.

"Damn, what a mess." Lu Cheng cursed while holding the note, his stiff back stretched out in a straight line.

On such a hot day, Shen Sui's fingers were actually cold, like a small piece of mint leaf in the center of bisque, which made people extremely thirsty.

He spread out his palm and shook his right hand vigorously, trying to shake that warm and clear feeling out of his mind, but unfortunately it was still in vain.

Shen Suixin sat beside him tacitly, taking all of Lu Cheng's embarrassment into his eyes.

The depressed look of the little deskmate was like a corgi with drooping ears. He suppressed a smile in his heart, but rubbed his index finger unconsciously.

Lu Cheng squeezed Yamane to cheer himself up, and opened the note thrown by his underpants.

——Brother Cheng, "King Yama" has come up with another bad idea!I heard that starting from tomorrow, we will take special measures to vigorously rectify the students who are late for the morning reading class! ! !

The characters "dog crawling" in the underpants are squeezed crookedly on the paper, and three exclamation marks are vertically erected at the end of the sentence, emphasizing the tone and urgency.

Lu Cheng's temples twitched, and he immediately tore off a corner from the exercise book, and wrote back to him, "What nonsense special methods, I'm afraid of a bird, at worst, come in."

He threw this note very spiritually, and it fell into the collar of his pants and school uniform. The confused little brother tilted his neck and searched for a long time.

Shen Sui was distracted by their unrestrained "Flying Claw Passing Letters", stopped his calculating hands, and turned back a page of the test paper on the table.

Another note flew over.

The underpants took advantage of the English teacher's turn to write on the blackboard with chalk, and threw a gorgeous parabola backwards in a smart way.

It's a pity that I used too much force and lost my aim.The naughty little note passed in front of his brother Cheng, flew to Shen Sui's heart, twirled, and fell to the ground with a "pop".

"Grass."

Lu Cheng couldn't dig under Shen Sui's desk to get a note out of face, so he simply kicked the stool in his underpants and asked him to write a new one.

Unexpectedly, his little brother was swinging Erlang's legs on the stool, and when he was kicked by the big brother, he fell under the table with a bang.

The sound of the lecture stopped abruptly, and the eyes of the entire classroom were focused on the last two rows.

The English teacher picked up the textbook and knocked on the podium with a displeased face, called out the underpants and got up to answer the question, "Where did I just talk about in the text, you can continue reading later."

"Gu, Gu, Gudmorning..." Rubbing his butt in disgrace in his underpants, he freed up one hand to turn the pages of the book, and directly knocked down the textbook.

This picture is so beautiful, Lu Cheng silently supported his forehead, unable to bear to look directly at it.

"Can't read, right? The students behind will teach him."

"??"

Lu Cheng's arm propped on the table slipped, what a joke, he hasn't opened a book since he was in class.

Lu Cheng stood up dawdly, not knowing which page to turn to, he tipped his head quietly to take a look at Shen Sui, his eyes almost fell out of shock.

There is a thick copy of "Physics Gold Problems" spread out on the table beside him. The bright green cover is blinding to the dog's eyes. It doesn't look like a half English book! ?

That's great, my Xueba, does your dad know that you study physics test papers in English class?

"One caught in a pair, what happened to the last two rows of you, collective amnesia?"

The English teacher looked unhappy, threw the textbook in his hand onto the podium, and pointedly named Shen Sui, "The deskmate next to me, stand up and read the text just now."

When Shen Sui stopped the pen tip, his thin lips were pursed into a straight line.

Lu Cheng picked his ears and stood by to watch the show.

Congratulations, even though he was arrested in class, it feels good to have Shen Xueba overturning the car with him.

There was silence in the classroom.

After a while, there was only a soft grinding sound when the legs of the stool brushed against the ground.

Shen Sui stood up calmly, with no panic on his face.

"Hey, you're pretending to be like that." Lu Cheng leaned on the table with both hands, laughing at fifty steps.

"Student master must look like a master." Shen Sui lowered his voice and put his hand on the forgiving green cover of the book "Golden Problems of Physics".

Lu Cheng tilted his head and gave a light cut, waiting for him to carry out the quality of the king.

Soon, he couldn't cut it out.

Shen Sui didn't even take out his fucking book, but he seemed to open his mouth, and began to jump out sentences in a faltering tone.

He spoke very fluently, and even took care of the accents and pauses in the article.

The smile on Lu Cheng's face gradually disappeared, and a surprised expression appeared instead.

Shen followed him, and actually memorized the thousand-word English text in the book from beginning to end, word for word...

The most terrible thing is that he didn't fucking turn the book at all!

Lu Cheng stood beside him in a mess, brother dei, are you a humanoid voice memo, how did you manage to manage to never forget it! ?

Shen Suixiao looked at him slightly, and brushed off the rubber-stained snow-white sleeve corners, hiding his achievements and fame.

"Sitdown, please." The English teacher looked gratified and waved his hand to beckon him to sit down.

——The three-person group that won the lottery in a row, Shen Xueba smiled without showing his teeth and quit the group chat.

Grass, Lu Cheng's fist was itchy, and he really wanted to hit the back of the head of his deskmate.

Bang, bang, bang, the English teacher slapped the blackboard hard, "Lu Cheng, follow your deskmate, and they both sit in the last row. Why is there such a big gap?"

Cut, learn to be a bird.

Unconvinced, Lu Cheng kicked the table with little force, but unfortunately knocked the English book to the ground.

Using body language to raise the bar, the crime is aggravated, the English teacher threw the chalk, and pointed at the two weights behind him.

"Aren't you convinced? Who gave you pride in your self-confidence? If you are active in physical education, you won't be able to learn in English class, right? Okay, you two don't leave after class today, and leave me here for evening self-study to copy the text."

"..." "..."

Lu Cheng's back stiffened, and when he heard the pages of his neighbor's book turning, Shen Sui calmly took out a green science booklet from the hole in the table.

... Is there any fucking law in this?

Lu Cheng, who was punished to stand where he was, watched helplessly at his deskmate "fighting against" the English teacher, not to mention the disgusting expression on his face.

Shen turned the nib of the pen, ticked a ligature A in English cursive in the option box, glanced at a high place out of the corner of his eye and cast a sad gaze, the corners of his lips moved, and pushed the booklet to his hand.

"If you want, the test paper can be divided into half for you?"

"Fuck."

This is so ruthless and flamboyant.

Lu Cheng's delicate and handsome face was completely blackened, his teeth were clenched, words alone could not express his anger.

Shen Sui, you, he, mom will finish class and wait for me!

?The author has something to say:

Brother Sui: The corners of your mouth are curved, half of the test paper will be divided into you.

Brother Cheng: Itchy hands, homesick and violent.