wake up daydreaming

Chapter 35 Giant Pleasure Syndrome

The dishes on Chen Yuqian and Yu Zhou's table had just been served, and the big table next door surrounded by fifteen or six people had already finished eating, and only three or four middle-aged alphas who were blushing from drinking were still fighting. There were people, old and young, who all looked down at their phones after putting down their chopsticks, and did not leave the table.

Chen Yuqian guessed that they came from a certain city next door, where the real economy is prosperous, private enterprises are mostly family-run, kinship and interests are deeply tied, and many unwritten rules have been derived. If you want to drink to your heart's content, alpha's partner and children must accompany her, and she cannot leave her place early.The people at this table are likely to be a company, and a big family travels together, which is also a group building. After drinking too much, the dialect is mixed with Mandarin. In addition to business communication, it is indispensable to ask the juniors to "perform."

"Don't, don't play with your phone." One of the alphas patted his beta son on the shoulder heavily, and asked him to "get one" with his tongue out.The young beta adjusted his glasses, lowered his head, and pressed his lips tightly. His father patted him on the shoulder again, and ordered, "Didn't you say, that you don't plan to find a professional counterpart job after graduation, you want to talk about cross talk, now give me If you have a chance, come, let us listen to a paragraph, and make us laugh and laugh."

"Uncle, you are wrong. Cousin is not engaged in cross talk, that is called a talk show." The one who spoke was not the young beta, but another omega, who looked like he was still in high school, and spoke perfectly mandarin.She was obviously on the side of her cousin, and said that she had seen his scene, and it was really funny and very interactive. Beta's alpha father heard it, and insisted on asking his son to do a cross talk.

Both Chen Yuqian and Yu Zhou could hear clearly.There is no way, the voice of that alpha who has been drinking is too loud to be ignored.

The two could only make eye contact, looked at each other and leaned towards the table next to them, kept silent and ate the food at their own table, the omega said again: "Uncle, cousin is the one with the best undergraduate education in our family. , admitted to University of U, you shouldn't talk to him in this tone."

Yu Zhou almost choked, held back his cough, and touched his forehead. The omega in his peripheral vision was obviously a woman, so he couldn't help but think of Joey.

"Hey, academic qualifications are not worth much these days. Whose son spent millions of dollars in undergraduate studies in the Northern Federation, and his salary after returning to China is only a few thousand dollars," said a middle-aged omega from another small family. , take advantage of the problem to educate her omega daughter, I hope she resigns early, goes home to get a job in the system, and then marry a well-matched local Alpha, and live a happy life from then on.

Chen Yuqian also supported his forehead, clenched his hand holding the chopsticks into a fist, and continued to eat if he lost his appetite.Yu Zhou was still in a relaxed mood, so he sent a message to Chen Yuqian on his mobile phone.Chen Yuqian didn't even unlock it, and put it down when he saw the joke that lit up on the screen.

Yu Zhou stretched his neck and looked at Chen Yuqian suspiciously. Chen Yuqian looked straight at him with a straight face and said, "It's not funny."

Yu Zhou stopped laughing.

On the other side, the young beta still lowered his head, his lips tightly pressed together. Alpha's boss and father patted him on the shoulder for the third time: "Why did I give birth to such an unmasculine beta."

"Uncle! You drink—"

"Excuse me--"

The voices of Yu Zhou and the omega high school students sounded almost at the same time, and more than a dozen eyes at the table turned to Yu Zhou who was an outsider.

Yu Zhou was not timid, turned his sitting position to face the back of the young Beta, clapped his hands together in front of his chest as if clapping: "Are you the classmate who performed in the U University Talk Show Association before? "

The young beta's neck seemed to be rusted, and it twisted extremely slowly.There was a voice in his heart roaring: It is not uncommon for his father to slip up after drinking. There are tens of thousands of clubs in U University, and there is no talk show association at all. What is going on at the table next to him is just joining in the fun!He didn't recognize Yu Zhou, but was stunned when he saw Chen Yuqian, and the look became more and more familiar.

"He's from U University Swimming Team, you may have seen his competition photos." When Yu Zhou reminded him, the young beta remembered everything.The group of photos that Qiao Yi took at the freshman sports meeting really spread widely. He has been promoted to senior year after this summer vacation, and he also posted it in his circle of friends.

No one would dislike the beautiful body through the screen, so Wu Bei clapped his hands together to applaud Chen Yuqian, and asked out of politeness: "Are you also here to travel?"

"Yes, yes," Yu Zhou nodded cheerfully, "We just arrived today."

Wu Bei looked at Yu Zhou, thinking he was weird and pretty.Yu Zhou let his hair down at some point, and put it on his shoulders to cover the back of his neck with a mask. Others can't smell his pheromones, and he can't tell whether he is an alpha or an omega just by his appearance, and his voice is getting more waxy. and whine.

"Your performances in school were amazing, especially the open mic session. Your ability to interact with the audience is simply heavenly."

If it weren't for the distance between him and Wu Bei, Yu Zhou would have liked to hold his hand, with exaggerated admiration in his eyes.Wu Bei's own eyes were about to burst open, and his table of relatives looked at Wu Bei, who was usually taciturn, with admiration. Little fans.

It stands to reason that it is best for the conversation between the two to stop abruptly.After Wu Bei stared red-eyed, he wanted to ask, "Then do you still remember my stage name?"

"?" Yu Zhou frowned slightly while smiling, losing control of the direction of the topic.It was also at this moment that Wu Bei entered a certain role, and his whole aura changed, and he was active with Yu Zhou: "Just call me little B classmate."

"...It's good to call me classmate Xiaozhou." Yu Zhou had a stupid expression, and wanted to join Wu Bei's interaction.Wu Bei also started the mode of opening his mouth, and said earnestly: "I remember I made a call in that performance. The Northern Federation has a BLM—blacklivesmatter, and we also want to have a BLM——Betalivesmatter."

Two delayed, short hilarious bursts of laughter sounded suddenly, the omega high school student and the other young beta at that table all covered their mouths.Chen Yuqian lowered his hand on his forehead, slightly covering half of his face.

Wu Bei asked: "Speaking of which, what attractions did you all go to?"

Yu Zhou shook his head: "Nothing, nothing, our journey will start tomorrow."

"Oh." Wu Bei said in that earnest tone again, "Then you still have time to sign up for a crash photo class, and it must be the one that can turn decay into magic."

This time it was a middle-aged omega who laughed out loud, and a few other people who liked to post on Moments would also smile heartily. Wu Bei continued to ask, "How did you meet this handsome guy, are you in the same class?"

"I'm his omega boyfriend." Yu Zhou glanced at Chen Yuqian.It's all talking in sleep anyway, it's better to have a bigger dream, he said to himself, "We're on our honeymoon."

Chen Yuqian's scalp was numb, and he put his other hand on the other forehead, put it down after three to five seconds, and folded his hands on the table, like a good student who forced himself to cooperate well and strive to get the teacher's praise.

Wu Bei asked why they came to T City for their honeymoon, and Chen Yuqian replied, "I am a local myself."

Wu Bei believed that Chen Yuqian could take a joke, and said in shock, "Ah, then you really married a treasure."

Yu Zhou asked, "What treasure?"

Wu Bei said, "Crooked Road Treasure."

The name for outsiders is the common dialect of U District. As soon as this homophonic stalk came out, not to mention the two of them, the few eavesdropping people next to them also snickered. Only Wu Bei's father who had been drinking had a sullen face and was about to reprimand him The son who spoke out loud, the omega who talked to his son was smiling brightly, not feeling offended in the slightest.

Looking at the Alpha who was honeymooning with this omega, there was no offended displeasure on his face.Both parties being ridiculed are so generous, but he seems stingy when he calls a stop at this time.

Wu Bei confirmed again: "Are you really married?" After all, the honeymoon is the link after the wedding.

Yu Zhou nodded.

Wu Bei rubbed his chin: "It's been a long time since I've seen a local in District U marry Crooked Lubao."

Yu Zhou rolled his fingers around his hair twice: "Maybe it's because I'm richer than him."

Wu Bei followed his words and asked, "How many children does your mother have?"

"Only me."

"Congratulations!" Wu Bei said these three words to Chen Yuqian.He still had a sense of propriety, and Chen Yuqian could more or less hear the stalk of "eating an extremely poor family" back into his stomach, and smoothed things over: "I will treat him well."

"That's necessary." Wu Bei looked at Yu Zhou again, "Our Alphas in U District are famous for loving Omegas. Even if they get divorced, Alphas will only bear the secular houses and cars, and leave the most precious freedom Leave it to you."

Laughter and applause sounded intermittently.Wu Bei quickly explained: "The previous ones were just a joke, but the following blessings are true. I wish you all become parents as soon as possible, and the mixed-race children will become more and more beautiful."

His omega cousin was very supportive: "Let me just say, my cousin's performance is very interesting..."

"Thank you." Chen Yuqian's smile was based on the expression and reaction of the middle-aged alpha represented by Wu Bei's father.Obviously they are the one being interacted with, but they are the ones who feel aggrieved.His nonchalant attitude made those with delicate expressions have nothing to talk about. He took Yu Zhou's hand and interlocked his fingers, and said to Wu Bei, "We will work hard."

Yu Zhou and Chen Yuqian continued to eat the food on their table after the other big family left. They laughed at the same time without eating two bites. The four legs under the tablecloth kicked each other mischievously and were caught by one of them. , All the dishes fixed on the table are CD-ROMs.

When the two returned to the room, they were still immersed in the nonsense joke.Yu Zhou picked up Chen Yuqian's mobile phone that was charging by the bedside, and his "not funny" message was still in the unread column.

He posted at the time: [It is suggested to send the video to Joey, asking for off-site support. 】

He now regrets: "I really should have sent the video to Joey. Even with my on-the-spot reaction today, Joey will be impressed by me."

While he was happy, he was still a little uncertain, and asked Chen Yuqian: "Am I doing something good with good intentions?"

Chen Yuqian showed him the message from Wu Bei.Before the other party left, he added his contact information, thanking his omega fiancée for his cooperation, Chen Yuqian replied: [He is actually Alpha. 】

Little B: […]

Little B: [Then you are so brave and fashionable, engage in AA romance, admire and admire, best wishes. 】

Chen Yuqian didn't reply, Yu Zhou quickly took the input: [It's a pity that there won't be a mixed-race baby, crying and chirping. 】

Little B sent a hilarious emoticon package, as well as a guide for avoiding pitfalls that he summarized after playing today, and summed it up in one sentence: blowing the air conditioner in the room is the most comfortable.

Both Chen Yuqian and Yu Zhoulai came, it was impossible not to take a single photo, and drove down the mountain the next day to the golden beach and the colorful town.

However, there is a reason why the tourist attractions in T City are unpopular. The scenery is not satisfactory. The innovative dishes of Internet celebrity restaurants and the seafood taste of time-honored brands do not meet Yu Zhou's taste. The two of them didn't have a good time, nor did they have a good time. The happiest time of the day was actually sitting on the balcony of the room and looking at the butter pot.

In the evening, the fiery red sunset connects the sky and the sea. Bright yellow oil tanks stand on the undulating coast of the mountains to welcome the fishing boats returning to the port.

"I seem to have giant pleasure disorder." Said Yu Zhou, who has social arrogance.

Chen Yuqian asked him how happy he would be when he saw a huge giant. He made gestures with his index finger and thumb, made a gap of two centimeters and raised it to the corner of his eyes. He said playfully, "It's so big!"

Chen Yuqian raised his phone to take a picture of this scene.In the camera, the sea breeze blows Yu Zhou's long hair slightly, and he gestures strangely. The oil tank in the mountains and seas on the other side is indeed only this small.

Night fell quickly.Chen Yuqian and Yu Zhou returned to the room where the strong air conditioner was turned on, and lay on their respective beds to watch a movie.Chen Yuqian chose the cartoon "Rapunzel" which is suitable for all ages. In the new story, Princess Rapunzel was kidnapped by a witch since she was a child. The heartbroken king and queen send sky lanterns every year on their daughter's birthday. These sky lanterns can guide the lost princess back to the castle.

Yu Zhou watched in silence at first, and when the plot progressed to the point where Eugene rowed a boat to send Le Pei to see the sky lantern, he yawned and said, "T City is more boring than I imagined."

Chen Yuqian pressed the pause button and said, "The Sky Lantern Festival in City T is tomorrow night."

"What about the daytime tomorrow?"

"..." Chen Yuqian, who didn't arrange it properly, was about to press the play button, but Yu Zhou quickly threw himself on him, hugged him through the quilt, and said, "I'm already an adult."

Yu Zhou pressed close to Chen Yuqian's chest, coquettishly and encouragingly: "We should do what adults should do! Let's drive!"

Chen Yuqian's hand holding the remote control panel fell to his waist meekly, and Yu Zhou suddenly jumped up again, pulling him up from the bed.

--Nine p.m.The two of them put on their clothes and pants again and went to the parking lot when other passengers were resting, and followed the navigation to the nearest Internet cafe.

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