Don't panic, it's science!

With 7000 yuan in hand, Qian Sunli didn't want to delay for a second, and immediately went back to the city to improve his life. First, he paid the rent he owed, and with 2000 yuan left, he went to take care of his smooth long hair.

A good head of hair is very important to Taoist priests, especially fake Taoist priests, it's just a facade.

"Your hair is really nice. It's thick and black. You must take care of it frequently." The slender hands of the hair-washing girl rubbed Qian Sunli's scalp back and forth, which was very comfortable.

"You are doing nursing today."

"Yes, take care of it thoroughly."

"We have activities now. If you apply for a card, the nurse will call..."

"Don't do it, don't do it, I'm traveling around, and I won't live here for long." Qian Sunli interrupted the little girl's sales forcefully, and Qian Sunli took out his mobile phone, and checked Weibo while doing nursing care, so as to relax his nervous nerves.He suddenly remembered Zheng Daoxing's business card - a well-known popular science blogger.Do a search, and sure enough there is him.

The head portrait is an epiphyllum, which is really in line with his veteran cadre style.

Click to see the latest Weibo is——

The Panic Caused by Aging Circuits

Qian Sunli's eyes were full of question marks.

In this microblog of just a few hundred words, it vividly described how a Taoist surnamed Qian used the aging circuit to pretend to be a ghost and make a big fuss, defrauding the villagers of thousands of yuan for ghost hunting.He reminded residents living in rural areas to pay attention to check the electrical circuits of their houses, find problems and find an electrician to repair them in time, and beware of being taken advantage of by Taoist priests like Qian.At the end of Weibo, he also said that he must be careful not to hurt animals.

"Fuck!"

"Brother, what's the matter with you?" The hair-washing girl ran over to see if the customer suddenly went crazy and whether he was burned.

"It's okay, you are busy with your work." Even for the young and lovely little girl, Qian Sunli couldn't laugh anymore.

How much he wanted to shout, this science popularizer is a complete liar!He's doing popular science. All the short circuits and leakage problems caused by circuit aging, wet weather, etc. in his Weibo are all pointed out by his high school bully.On the contrary, it was this popular science blogger who made formulas and chanted mantras, circling around with a compass, and even lured the ghost out!

Thinking of the scene that day, Qian Sunli's scalp felt numb, and the steam that was heating his hair became cold and frightening.That was the first time he saw a ghost in his more than 20 years of life.Seriously, hell.

He repaired the circuit, and made some movement with various instruments on the magic table. Everything went well, and he could call Lao Wang and the others home immediately and pay him the bill.

He climbed down from the scaffolding little by little, but he heard Zheng Daoxing on the first floor yelling, "Don't move!"

Qian Sunli froze on the shelf, with his left hand high and his right foot low, when he heard a slap, the overhead light on the patio fell down, and then the lights in the whole house began to flicker on and off.

"Fuck! What's going on here?" He was still clinging to the shelf, not daring to move.

"Come down! Get behind me!" Zheng Daoxing took a step forward and stood in the middle of the first floor.Qian Sunli hurriedly jumped off the shelf and hid behind Zheng Daoxing.

"Cover your mouth and nose!" Zheng Daoxing took out a handful of powder and threw it into the air.

Qian Sunli almost choked, "Damn it, what is it!"

Then Zheng Daoxing took out a piece of wood from his bag, and opened it into a mahogany sword three times.The powder was suspended in mid-air, outlining a black shadow that flickered in the flickering lights.

"What is this!"

"ghost."

"Huh?" Qian Sunli was cold from head to toe, and his legs seemed to be entangled by something slippery and cold.

"Don't be afraid! The more you are afraid, the more he will attack you!"

Qian Sunli scolded the street in his heart, "Mom, ghosts are also bullying and fearing hard! I am not afraid! I have been hunting ghosts for generations!"

"I'm a fake! I'm a fake! I can't catch ghosts!" What he thought in his heart and what he said were totally different.

"Trash!" Zheng Daoxing cursed, "Stay behind me!"

"Don't move, don't dare to move!" Qian Sunli covered his mouth and nose, closed his eyes tightly, and his words were already crying.

"Let's have a good deal, you leave here, I'll find you a place to go!"

"Where are you going! I'm not going anywhere! I'm not going!" Qian Sunli shivered into a ball and shrank behind Zheng Daoxing.

"Send you home and go to the woods."

"I won't go, I won't go!"

Zheng Daoxing clicked his tongue impatiently, took out another bowl from his bag, put it in the center of the house, and drew a spell in the void with a mahogany sword. inside.

Zheng Daoxing covered the bowl with a piece of red cloth and put it in his bag.

The cold feeling all over Qian Sunli's body faded away. He slowly opened his eyes. The lights in the room were all turned on instantly. Except for the broken chandelier in the middle of the living room, there was nothing abnormal.

"End?"

"It's over."

"What did you catch?"

"The ghost of an old boa constrictor, who was electrocuted to death when the house was being built." Zheng Daoxing said in a very ordinary way.

"Python ghost?"

"Correct."

"so smart!"

"It has a lifespan of more than 100 years," Zheng Daoxing gave him a disdainful look, "higher than yours."

Qian Sunli's outlook on life has been greatly impacted, and he has completely neglected being despised by others.He watched Zheng Daoxing pack up his things and prepare to leave, and muttered to himself: "I've always been skeptical about this thing, but I didn't expect it to exist. Fuck." As he said that, he began to bow in midair, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm sorry, let me let me go, I'm guilty, our old Qian family is guilty."

"Okay, there's nothing here now." Zheng Daoxing put on his bag and prepared to leave.

"Where are you going?"

"Go to the woods, put this boa constrictor ghost back, let it cultivate its spirit, maybe it can become a land protection spirit, and prevent it from harming people again. Oh yes."

"what?"

"Tell this family to build a house and prepare the land in the future, and pay attention to protecting animals."

Then Zheng Daoxing left.

Qian Sunli and Lao Wang described Zheng Daoxing's process of catching the boa constrictor ghost in detail, but the protagonist became Master Qian.

"Look at this lamp. At that time, the boa constrictor ghost was coiled on the lamp. I pointed at it, and the lamp fell off!" He said happily, scaring the old Wang's family so that their faces turned livid.

"However, it's all right now. Find someone to press this light again. Your circuit... No, I have surrendered all the ghosts in your house and drove them away. After that, it will be fine. In the future, when building a house and clearing the ground, it must be Pay attention to protecting the surrounding small animals. These are all creatures. Do you understand?"

"understand."

"Remember to confirm receipt, five-star praise!"

"Definitely, thank you master! This is a thank you gift for you."

Lao Wang had a large thermos bucket on the ground. Qian Sunli opened it and saw that it was full of braised meat and tiger skin eggs.

"Hahaha," tears of emotion flowed from his mouth, "You're too polite, so I'll accept it."

Looking back on the past, Qian Sunli hiccupped in anger.Zheng Daoxing, who is a great dancer, even if he engages in fake science popularization, he actually beat him up and described Qian Sunli as a big liar. How can he be deceived in the future?

snort!

The shop is inquired about.Qian Sunli didn't have time to get angry, so he hurried to see the business.

"Master Qian, are you there?"

"Yes dear, how can I help you?"

"Master Qian, I am also from Zaoshu Village. I heard that you exorcised ghosts from the old Wang's family. Is it true?"

"Of course it is true. You can ask Lao Wang about it."

"I have inquired about it, and Lao Wang said that you are very clever, but your appetite is a bit big."

This old king, why is he talking outside.

"Expelling ghosts consumes vitality, so eat more."

"My family is poor, so I may not be able to cook you braised pork and tiger skin eggs every once in a while."

This……

"Don't worry about eating. Is your house haunted too?"

"I don't know if this is a haunted place, or something evil. Master, can you come to Zaoshu Village again?"

After the lesson from last time, he has a guilty conscience. If there is really a ghost again and he can't do anything, he will really become the Taoist priest surnamed Qian who sneaked in while Zheng Daoxing wrote.But from the looks of it, the person who consulted should not know the existence of such a popular science blogger.Whatever it is, if it's another coincidental natural phenomenon and is misunderstood as a haunted place, it's not too much for him to help others if he solves it conveniently, and it's not too much to make a little money.If it is really haunted, he will run away.

Eh?What to run, he can't catch ghosts, someone can.

If there is a date or not, he will be beaten three times.

"Little sister, wash your hair!"

"coming!"

Qian Sunli replied: "Okay, I will go to Zaoshu Village tomorrow. May I ask your surname."

"Just call me Lao Li."

He opened Zheng Daoxing's Weibo, it's so pitiful, there are only [-] followers, and the comments are also in single digits.A brief summary of the content of the message is that the blogger's science popularization has no scientific content, it is common sense learned in the nine-year compulsory education, the blogger is so serious about writing Weibo, isn't it serious and funny?

Qian Sunli couldn't figure out why he was a ghost hunter, why he wanted to popularize science and vowed to oppose feudal superstition. He himself was a feudal superstition.I really don't know what kind of medicine this man sells in his gourd.

He clicked on the private message and typed a line:

I am a Taoist surnamed Qian, and something happened in Zaoshu Village. I will go tomorrow morning. Are you coming?

Unexpectedly, the other party replied in seconds:

I have been in Zaoshu Village.

He didn't leave?

Zheng Daoxing sent another message:

Did Lao Li's family look for you?

Damn, this Zheng Daoxing is really amazing!

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