Don't panic, it's science!
Chapter 35 1
"No?" Qian Sunli looked at Zheng Daoxing unexpectedly.
After hearing the gossip from the security guards, Qian Sunli almost believed that the one who escaped from the house with Xiao Du in disheveled clothes must be the proprietress.As a result, the proprietress is a woman who is nearly 50 years old, with a loose and lazy demeanor, but her charm is not diminished.
The woman came over and didn't have any special reaction when she saw the four strange-looking people, as if she didn't have any expectations for what was about to happen.She nodded to the four of them, and then said lazily, "Are you the one who is going to exorcise the house?"
Qian Sunli dressed most professionally, so he said, "Yes, it's us. You must be the proprietress?"
The woman waved her hand as if it was troublesome, "Don't call me that. It's just a couple, come here and do your duty."
When Qian Sunli heard this, he thought to himself that they were another unhappy couple who were seemingly in harmony with each other.Forget it, he is not interested in other people's husband and wife relationship, and he has no intention of making comments, so he should do his job well.
"Then you stand here for a while, we want to..."
"Okay," the woman interrupted him, "tell me, how much do you want?"
"?" His face was bewildered.
Qian Sunli said, "Are you used to talking about money first?"
"Don't pretend to be with me." The woman said again, "You are actually trying to kidnap me. No need, I will give you money directly. How much do you want?"
The four of them looked at each other and didn't know how to react.
Do you want to tie her up by mistake?Qian Sunli shook his head and patted his face, not to be confused for a moment.
"Ma'am," he took a step forward, "You may have misunderstood. Do you think we look like bad people?" After he finished speaking, he looked at the people around him, and his problem seemed to be really unfounded.Among them, except Zheng Daoxing who looked like a normal person, everyone else seemed to have escaped from a mental hospital, especially himself.
He simply gave up the explanation and said directly, "Let's finish our business first and then talk about money. I will definitely not ask you for less."
Having said that, the woman felt relieved and stood beside her casually.
Qian Sunli gave Zheng Daoxing a wink, and the two immediately cooperated and opened up the battle.
A large piece of yellow cloth with gossip patterns was spread out, and Qian Sunli put on the props that he didn't come every day.Light three incense sticks.
Zheng Tiangang next to him snorted disdainfully, "Playing tricks."
Li Huan stood beside Zheng Tiangang and asked him, "Do you know how to summon souls?"
Zheng Tiangang's eyes were higher than the top, and he didn't look directly at Li Huan, "A master among masters."
Li Huan's eyes were full of admiration, and he showed his thumb, "Amazing."
According to Zheng Daoxing's school, they don't need such a complicated formation to summon their souls.However, Qian Sunli has been cheating for a long time, and he has already established his own system of conduct. The more troublesome work is done, the less loopholes can be avoided for Qian Sunli.
"Okay." Qian Sunli finished all the scene work neatly, and nodded to Zheng Daoxing.
Zheng Daoxing stood aside, the two exchanged glances, and it was probably time to start.
Qian Sunli said to the proprietress that you may need to shout a few words later.
"Shout what?"
"You can call your husband whatever you usually call. This will help us get him back."
The woman nodded impatiently, "All right. Remind me when the time comes."
"Ok."
Qian Sunli shrugged Zheng Daoxing while she was not paying attention.
In fact, this process was unnecessary in the first place, and it was proposed by Qian Sunli.
"Why?" Zheng Daoxing was very puzzled at the time.
Qian Sunli explained, "You called someone here, why don't you let her do anything, there is no sense of participation."
"Is there still a sense of participation?"
"Of course. A sense of participation and presence is very important to a person. Listen to me."
Zheng Daoxing then agreed, and added "relatives are calling" to the soul-calling session.
Looking at these words, Qian Sunli felt inexplicably familiar. He couldn't help wanting to do radio gymnastics.
"Okay!" Qian Sunli held his whisk steady, and muttered to the three sticks of incense.
As for what you're talking about, that doesn't matter.It's nothing more than: four is forty and ten, eight hundred pacesetters rushed to the north slope, and an old man came from the south with a crumbling white crutch in his hand...
At the same time, Zheng Daoxing, who was next to him, also took out a compass where no one was paying attention.
"Senior brother, do you want me to help?" Zheng Tiangang squeezed beside Zheng Daoxing and whispered, "This boss died suddenly, his soul must not be gone yet, but it may not be floating around here. If you want to call him back, maybe It's going to be troublesome."
Zheng Daoxing ignored him, only looked at the compass in his hand, and started to turn slightly.
After reading the tongue twister, Qian Sunli began to read the rhetoric. He thought, should he sing a few lines after reading it? It just happened that he memorized a piece of Taiping lyrics two days ago. Is it time to show off his singing skills?
He glanced at Zheng Daoxing next to him, why hasn't he entered the next link yet, what is he still holding the compass to see?Just as he was thinking about whether the first sentence should be "The beauty of Hangzhou is unparalleled in the world" or "Mr. Zhuang took a leisurely trip to the south of the city", he saw Zheng Daoxing take two steps to the side.
It's over, I can't show my singing voice, now it's the dance session.
He suddenly raised the Buddha dust and danced.Today, in order to add some special effects to the dance, Qian Sunli specially pasted some golden gossip on the Taoist robe.You can't see anything in the dark, but as long as there is a car passing by on the road, the headlights of the car will shine on him, and the golden gossip patterns will reflect spots of light, which is really a bit of a monster.
Zheng Daoxing took out the purple gold bowl, there was already water in the purple gold bowl, he pinched the edge of the bowl with two fingers and stroked, the water in the bowl shook violently.
Qian Sunli immediately changed his movements, okay, it's time to ring the bell.
The bell rang loudly, and the demons and ghosts couldn't stop it.
Zheng Daoxing was summoning souls by the side, and Zheng Tiangang was not idle either. He kept persuading his senior brother to accept his help.
But Zheng Daoxing didn't fall into his trap at all, he knew that once he accepted Zheng Tiangang's help, Zheng Tiangang would use these superimposed small things as conditions to make him hand over the Ming Luo Sword and give up the position of head.
It was impossible for Zheng Daoxing to agree to him, so he resolutely refused to accept his help.
The place they chose was the place where the boss had a car accident, not the place where the boss died. The boss died in the hospital.
Qian Sunli didn't understand, "Shouldn't we go to the hospital to summon the soul?"
Zheng Daoxing said, "In this case, when there is a car accident, the soul has already flown out. As long as the soul can still be retained by the body, he should not die."
"You mean, as long as it is rescued and cannot survive, the soul will not be in the body long ago? Are they all left in the place where the incident happened?"
"Correct."
Xiao Du said that the boss rushed down from the road and fell headlong into the wild grass.When the ambulance arrived, he was still breathing, but he died shortly after arriving at the hospital.
Therefore, according to Zheng Daoxing, the grassland they were in was the place where the boss lost his soul.
Qian Sunli first felt the cold wind whizzing all over his body, and then thought of the conversation he had with Zheng Daoxing before, and suddenly felt numb all over, the rhythm of his hands ringing the bell was out of order, and his tongue was also stiff. Zhuang Gong went to Hangzhou for a leisurely stroll .
In the purple gold bowl in Zheng Daoxing's hand, suddenly there was a small wave, and the whole bowl of water rose from the bowl, drawing an arc in the air.
"Go on!" Zheng Daoxing shouted.
Qian Sunli didn't expect this link to come so suddenly. Fortunately, he reacted quickly enough, picked up the statue at his feet, and raised it above his head facing the arc drawn by the water.
The water falls perfectly into the statue.
"It's coming, it's coming." Qian Sunli held his respect and managed to control himself not to tremble, but his heart was already panicked, and his upper and lower teeth were fighting uncontrollably.He remembered that he was going to hold water in his mouth, and then spray it on the talisman in Zheng Daoxing's hand.At this time, his brain suddenly became hot, and he thought that as long as others made some noise, he might not be so afraid, so he said to the proprietress, "Call him!" Then he poured water into his mouth.
After the proprietress took a deep breath, she yelled into the air, "Old bastard! Old bastard!"
Before Qian Sunli could see where Zheng Daoxing's talisman was, he didn't hold back his mouthful, and spit out a mouthful of water.
Fortunately, Zheng Daoxing had quick eyesight and quick hands, and met the water sprayed by Qian Sunli with the talisman in his hand, and sprayed himself all over his face by the way.
Zheng Tiangang laughed beside him, and at the same time, the proprietress said, "Old bastard! Old bastard!"
The water-stained talisman floated into the air, as if following the wind, or being instructed by someone.Zheng Daoxing took out the wooden stick from his bag and shook it into a sword.
"Ming Luo Sword!" Zheng Tiangang shouted.
With his right hand, Zheng Daoxing pointed at the talisman floating in the air with the Ming Luo Sword, and with his left hand, he handed the purple gold bowl to Qian Sunli.
"Hold it and don't move!"
"it is good."
I saw Zheng Daoxing trying his best to pull the talisman paper back into the purple gold bowl with his sword.
Everyone held their breath and stared at Zheng Daoxing's movements.
Intermittent "Old bastard! Old bastard!"
Qian Sunli felt that the purple gold bowl was too far away from the talisman paper, so he held the bowl, tiptoed, and raised the purple gold bowl high.
This move surprised Zheng Daoxing, who was working hard, and he looked at Qian Sunli in surprise.
Qian Sunli said, "Hurry up, I'm too tired to hold it like this."
Zheng Daoxing nodded, and forcefully retracted the Ming Luo sword.The tip of the sword was in contact with the talisman paper, and when Zheng Daoxing pulled the sword back, the talisman paper finally followed the sword.
The talisman paper trembled in the dark midair, emitting a faint white light.
Finally, following Zheng Daoxing's roar, he and Qian Sunli sent it up with all their strength.The talisman paper fell into the purple gold bowl.
Qian Sunli fell to the ground holding the purple golden bowl.
The proprietress' voice was still echoing in his ears, and he cursed in his heart, "What a fucking bastard."
After hearing the gossip from the security guards, Qian Sunli almost believed that the one who escaped from the house with Xiao Du in disheveled clothes must be the proprietress.As a result, the proprietress is a woman who is nearly 50 years old, with a loose and lazy demeanor, but her charm is not diminished.
The woman came over and didn't have any special reaction when she saw the four strange-looking people, as if she didn't have any expectations for what was about to happen.She nodded to the four of them, and then said lazily, "Are you the one who is going to exorcise the house?"
Qian Sunli dressed most professionally, so he said, "Yes, it's us. You must be the proprietress?"
The woman waved her hand as if it was troublesome, "Don't call me that. It's just a couple, come here and do your duty."
When Qian Sunli heard this, he thought to himself that they were another unhappy couple who were seemingly in harmony with each other.Forget it, he is not interested in other people's husband and wife relationship, and he has no intention of making comments, so he should do his job well.
"Then you stand here for a while, we want to..."
"Okay," the woman interrupted him, "tell me, how much do you want?"
"?" His face was bewildered.
Qian Sunli said, "Are you used to talking about money first?"
"Don't pretend to be with me." The woman said again, "You are actually trying to kidnap me. No need, I will give you money directly. How much do you want?"
The four of them looked at each other and didn't know how to react.
Do you want to tie her up by mistake?Qian Sunli shook his head and patted his face, not to be confused for a moment.
"Ma'am," he took a step forward, "You may have misunderstood. Do you think we look like bad people?" After he finished speaking, he looked at the people around him, and his problem seemed to be really unfounded.Among them, except Zheng Daoxing who looked like a normal person, everyone else seemed to have escaped from a mental hospital, especially himself.
He simply gave up the explanation and said directly, "Let's finish our business first and then talk about money. I will definitely not ask you for less."
Having said that, the woman felt relieved and stood beside her casually.
Qian Sunli gave Zheng Daoxing a wink, and the two immediately cooperated and opened up the battle.
A large piece of yellow cloth with gossip patterns was spread out, and Qian Sunli put on the props that he didn't come every day.Light three incense sticks.
Zheng Tiangang next to him snorted disdainfully, "Playing tricks."
Li Huan stood beside Zheng Tiangang and asked him, "Do you know how to summon souls?"
Zheng Tiangang's eyes were higher than the top, and he didn't look directly at Li Huan, "A master among masters."
Li Huan's eyes were full of admiration, and he showed his thumb, "Amazing."
According to Zheng Daoxing's school, they don't need such a complicated formation to summon their souls.However, Qian Sunli has been cheating for a long time, and he has already established his own system of conduct. The more troublesome work is done, the less loopholes can be avoided for Qian Sunli.
"Okay." Qian Sunli finished all the scene work neatly, and nodded to Zheng Daoxing.
Zheng Daoxing stood aside, the two exchanged glances, and it was probably time to start.
Qian Sunli said to the proprietress that you may need to shout a few words later.
"Shout what?"
"You can call your husband whatever you usually call. This will help us get him back."
The woman nodded impatiently, "All right. Remind me when the time comes."
"Ok."
Qian Sunli shrugged Zheng Daoxing while she was not paying attention.
In fact, this process was unnecessary in the first place, and it was proposed by Qian Sunli.
"Why?" Zheng Daoxing was very puzzled at the time.
Qian Sunli explained, "You called someone here, why don't you let her do anything, there is no sense of participation."
"Is there still a sense of participation?"
"Of course. A sense of participation and presence is very important to a person. Listen to me."
Zheng Daoxing then agreed, and added "relatives are calling" to the soul-calling session.
Looking at these words, Qian Sunli felt inexplicably familiar. He couldn't help wanting to do radio gymnastics.
"Okay!" Qian Sunli held his whisk steady, and muttered to the three sticks of incense.
As for what you're talking about, that doesn't matter.It's nothing more than: four is forty and ten, eight hundred pacesetters rushed to the north slope, and an old man came from the south with a crumbling white crutch in his hand...
At the same time, Zheng Daoxing, who was next to him, also took out a compass where no one was paying attention.
"Senior brother, do you want me to help?" Zheng Tiangang squeezed beside Zheng Daoxing and whispered, "This boss died suddenly, his soul must not be gone yet, but it may not be floating around here. If you want to call him back, maybe It's going to be troublesome."
Zheng Daoxing ignored him, only looked at the compass in his hand, and started to turn slightly.
After reading the tongue twister, Qian Sunli began to read the rhetoric. He thought, should he sing a few lines after reading it? It just happened that he memorized a piece of Taiping lyrics two days ago. Is it time to show off his singing skills?
He glanced at Zheng Daoxing next to him, why hasn't he entered the next link yet, what is he still holding the compass to see?Just as he was thinking about whether the first sentence should be "The beauty of Hangzhou is unparalleled in the world" or "Mr. Zhuang took a leisurely trip to the south of the city", he saw Zheng Daoxing take two steps to the side.
It's over, I can't show my singing voice, now it's the dance session.
He suddenly raised the Buddha dust and danced.Today, in order to add some special effects to the dance, Qian Sunli specially pasted some golden gossip on the Taoist robe.You can't see anything in the dark, but as long as there is a car passing by on the road, the headlights of the car will shine on him, and the golden gossip patterns will reflect spots of light, which is really a bit of a monster.
Zheng Daoxing took out the purple gold bowl, there was already water in the purple gold bowl, he pinched the edge of the bowl with two fingers and stroked, the water in the bowl shook violently.
Qian Sunli immediately changed his movements, okay, it's time to ring the bell.
The bell rang loudly, and the demons and ghosts couldn't stop it.
Zheng Daoxing was summoning souls by the side, and Zheng Tiangang was not idle either. He kept persuading his senior brother to accept his help.
But Zheng Daoxing didn't fall into his trap at all, he knew that once he accepted Zheng Tiangang's help, Zheng Tiangang would use these superimposed small things as conditions to make him hand over the Ming Luo Sword and give up the position of head.
It was impossible for Zheng Daoxing to agree to him, so he resolutely refused to accept his help.
The place they chose was the place where the boss had a car accident, not the place where the boss died. The boss died in the hospital.
Qian Sunli didn't understand, "Shouldn't we go to the hospital to summon the soul?"
Zheng Daoxing said, "In this case, when there is a car accident, the soul has already flown out. As long as the soul can still be retained by the body, he should not die."
"You mean, as long as it is rescued and cannot survive, the soul will not be in the body long ago? Are they all left in the place where the incident happened?"
"Correct."
Xiao Du said that the boss rushed down from the road and fell headlong into the wild grass.When the ambulance arrived, he was still breathing, but he died shortly after arriving at the hospital.
Therefore, according to Zheng Daoxing, the grassland they were in was the place where the boss lost his soul.
Qian Sunli first felt the cold wind whizzing all over his body, and then thought of the conversation he had with Zheng Daoxing before, and suddenly felt numb all over, the rhythm of his hands ringing the bell was out of order, and his tongue was also stiff. Zhuang Gong went to Hangzhou for a leisurely stroll .
In the purple gold bowl in Zheng Daoxing's hand, suddenly there was a small wave, and the whole bowl of water rose from the bowl, drawing an arc in the air.
"Go on!" Zheng Daoxing shouted.
Qian Sunli didn't expect this link to come so suddenly. Fortunately, he reacted quickly enough, picked up the statue at his feet, and raised it above his head facing the arc drawn by the water.
The water falls perfectly into the statue.
"It's coming, it's coming." Qian Sunli held his respect and managed to control himself not to tremble, but his heart was already panicked, and his upper and lower teeth were fighting uncontrollably.He remembered that he was going to hold water in his mouth, and then spray it on the talisman in Zheng Daoxing's hand.At this time, his brain suddenly became hot, and he thought that as long as others made some noise, he might not be so afraid, so he said to the proprietress, "Call him!" Then he poured water into his mouth.
After the proprietress took a deep breath, she yelled into the air, "Old bastard! Old bastard!"
Before Qian Sunli could see where Zheng Daoxing's talisman was, he didn't hold back his mouthful, and spit out a mouthful of water.
Fortunately, Zheng Daoxing had quick eyesight and quick hands, and met the water sprayed by Qian Sunli with the talisman in his hand, and sprayed himself all over his face by the way.
Zheng Tiangang laughed beside him, and at the same time, the proprietress said, "Old bastard! Old bastard!"
The water-stained talisman floated into the air, as if following the wind, or being instructed by someone.Zheng Daoxing took out the wooden stick from his bag and shook it into a sword.
"Ming Luo Sword!" Zheng Tiangang shouted.
With his right hand, Zheng Daoxing pointed at the talisman floating in the air with the Ming Luo Sword, and with his left hand, he handed the purple gold bowl to Qian Sunli.
"Hold it and don't move!"
"it is good."
I saw Zheng Daoxing trying his best to pull the talisman paper back into the purple gold bowl with his sword.
Everyone held their breath and stared at Zheng Daoxing's movements.
Intermittent "Old bastard! Old bastard!"
Qian Sunli felt that the purple gold bowl was too far away from the talisman paper, so he held the bowl, tiptoed, and raised the purple gold bowl high.
This move surprised Zheng Daoxing, who was working hard, and he looked at Qian Sunli in surprise.
Qian Sunli said, "Hurry up, I'm too tired to hold it like this."
Zheng Daoxing nodded, and forcefully retracted the Ming Luo sword.The tip of the sword was in contact with the talisman paper, and when Zheng Daoxing pulled the sword back, the talisman paper finally followed the sword.
The talisman paper trembled in the dark midair, emitting a faint white light.
Finally, following Zheng Daoxing's roar, he and Qian Sunli sent it up with all their strength.The talisman paper fell into the purple gold bowl.
Qian Sunli fell to the ground holding the purple golden bowl.
The proprietress' voice was still echoing in his ears, and he cursed in his heart, "What a fucking bastard."
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