After the family was reborn, I went to the peak of my life

Yi Lingling hadn't seen Xie Yunshu all day, and was clinging to him. The two of them were sitting on the sofa with their heads together, watching "A Chinese Journey to the West" on Yi Lingling's MP4.

After a while, Yi Lingling asked Xie Yunshu strangely: "Brother Yunshu, why don't you laugh?"

Because I have watched this movie nearly fifty times, no matter how low the laugh point is, I can't laugh so heartlessly like you.

Moreover, "A Chinese Journey to the West" is too advanced a movie, just like "If you don't listen to Li Zongsheng when you are young, it will be a long time to understand it". It's not a comedy, let alone a comedy.

"Hahahahaha..." The Bull Demon King wants to marry Fairy Zixia, and Princess Iron Fan comes to catch | rape, but when he sees Supreme Treasure, he calls himself "Xiao Tiantian". The absurd plot makes the little girl laugh and cover her belly, "Haha Haha, I'm going to die laughing... Brother, why don't you laugh..."

Xie Yunshu looked at her quietly for a while, and then said quietly: "Because when I think that Fairy Zixia will die in the end, I am too sad to laugh."

Yi Lingling's smile froze on her face.

Wanwan's eyes widened all of a sudden, and he stared at Xie Yunshu in disbelief.

Xie Yunshu nodded affirmatively.

Yi Lingling's lips trembled, and then she howled out "wow", "Why are you so wicked!"

She hasn't seen the end yet!

How could she continue to look down!

"Are you lacking morality!" Yi Lingling crazily hit her brother with a sofa cushion.

"Lack, lack..." Xie Yunshu smiled and collapsed on the sofa, explaining while avoiding the attack, "Actually, I really don't like spoilers, I just think this is what you should bear at your age..."

"Aunt Lan! Uncle Xie!" Yi Lingling yelled, "My brother bullied me!!!"

Xie Yunshu laughed out loud.

……

The Xie family does not have the rule of keeping their mouths shut. Dinner is the busiest time for the family.

"Mom, you didn't see my dad, he's so handsome today! We were all overwhelmed by him, and my aunt was so angry that she cried, made trouble, hanged herself, and finally got knocked out by my dad!"

Xie Yunshu's eyebrows were beaming, and he imitated Xie Zuwang's highlight moments in his hometown to ten percent, and he learned every word of his lines.

While eating, Zhu Junlan glanced at Xie Zu indifferently. Although she didn't say anything, the look in her eyes clearly said "You still have a little conscience".

"Heh!" Xie Zuwang picked up the wine glass and took a sip of "Yanghe Daqu". Because he made a contribution today, Zhu Junlan allowed him to have a small drink. Talk to the two children at the dinner table, "Do you know what my nickname was when I was young?"

"What?" Xie Yunshu and Yi Lingling asked at the same time.

Xie Zuwang pouted his tongue: "My nickname is 'Chow Yun-fat Seaside Distribution'! The whole Beitan town recognizes it, it's a good deal!"

"Hahahahaha!" Xie Yunshu and Yi Lingling laughed and almost got under the table.

"What are you laughing at? Don't you believe me?" Xie Zuwang pulled his wife back, "Jun Lan, tell me, am I 'Chow Yun-Fat's Haibin Distribution'? You let the children know how high-spirited I was back then..."

Zhu Junlan didn't look at it, she picked up a piece of braised lion head and stuffed it into Xie Zuwang's mouth: "Eat yours! Drink some donkey urine and you won't know your last name!"

Before going to bed, Xie Yunshu took out all the money left on his body and counted it.

Half of the more than 100 he earned from selling watermelons with the 800 yuan his mother gave him has gone, and there are only [-] days left in the summer vacation, and he has to make some money for himself in the remaining time.

He needs a mobile phone, and a computer.

Although Zhu Junlan said that he would buy these things for him in the future, Xie Yunshu didn't want to reach out.

He likes whoring for free, but he doesn't like to cheat on the old. If he doesn't come for free, he will pay for it himself.

Mobile phones and computers are expensive for him now.

He only has a capital of 400 yuan, and he needs to realize at least [-] times the profit to achieve his small goal.

Xie Yunshu took a pen, bit off the cap, and wrote a money-making plan.

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A new day, full of sunshine.

After Xie Yunshu came back from the morning run, his parents were not at home, so he knocked on Yi Lingling's door and told her to get up quickly.

Yi Lingling got up very angry, she and Xie Yunshu's boat of friendship turned over immediately, the little girl covered the quilt and yelled: "What time is it now, I'm still on vacation! Brother Yunshu, why are you so annoying! "

"If you've finished the radio exercises in the dormitory now!" Xie Yunshu couldn't get used to her, so he turned off the air conditioner in her room.

Seeing the little girl lift the quilt and blow her hair, Xie Yunshu tapped her on the forehead and gave another date: "I will give you 10 minutes to wash up, and my brother will take you to make money!"

Yi Lingling suddenly woke up.

There was the sound of oil bursting in the kitchen. Yi Lingling went to the kitchen after washing up and saw Xie Yunshu standing in front of the stove, frying eggs and ham. There were also sliced ​​cucumbers and tomatoes on the chopping board next to her. .

Yi Lingling teased: "Brother Yunshu, you can still cook breakfast! You're so virtuous!"

Xie Yunshu turned his head and pouted his mouth: "Go, take out the milk."

The milk is placed in a saucepan, bubbling and bubbling on the liquefied gas stove.

As soon as Yi Lingling reached out her hand, Xie Yunshu slapped it away forcefully: "Wrap it in a rag, or you will burn off a layer of skin!"

The little girl stuck out her tongue at him, obediently wrapped the handle of the saucepan with a rag, and carried it to the dining table outside.

"Brother," Yi Lingling called Xie Yunshu more and more naturally, "where are Aunt Lan and Uncle Xie?"

"My mother went to Yushan, and my father went to the car dealership. Just like your parents, they have to wake up at five o'clock every day to make money." Xie Yunshu made two sandwiches and brought them over, pulling her ponytail, " Otherwise, we’ll all sleep until the sun basks in our ass like you, and we’ll all have to drink the northwest wind!”

Yi Lingling took a bite of the sandwich and said with a puffy face, "Please! I'm still on summer vacation!"

Xie Yunshu: "You only have a few days left in your summer vacation, let's let it go and cherish it!"

Yi Lingling laughed: "Brother, you are so funny!"

Xie Yunshu: "Just kidding you."

The little girl leaned forward even more.

Xie Yunshu remembered something important: "Where did you finish your homework last night? Can you finish it before school starts?"

Yi Lingling pursed her mouth: "My homework was assigned by the teacher in Shencheng, and no one approved it even after I finished it..."

"How did you promise me the day before yesterday?"

"I didn't say I wouldn't write. I did half of the Chinese yesterday!" Yi Lingling asked in disbelief, "Then did you write?"

"Ha!" Xie Yunshu smiled triumphantly. He raised a finger and shook it in front of Yi Lingling, "You don't know anything about Xueba!"

Thanks to his personality as a top student, the previous "he" finished his homework two days before the summer vacation, and the reborn him has no pressure.

The siblings were chatting when Yi Lingling's cell phone rang.

"Hello? Aunt Lan, brother Yunshu and I are having breakfast... oh..."

Yi Lingling handed the phone to Xie Yunshu: "Aunt Lan is looking for you!"

Xie Yunshu took the phone and swallowed the last bite of the sandwich: "...Mom?"

"Little book," Zhu Junlan was noisy, so her voice was very loud, "You have a teacher who called your hometown and told you not to forget to go to school to participate in the training for the physics competition tomorrow..."

Xie Yunshu was stunned, what physics competition?

Zhu Junlan: "...and when someone comes to install the phone at home, the telecommunication bureau will give you two PHS. Both of us will use it first, and mom will buy you a mobile phone after the company is registered. Hello? Xiaoshu , are you listening?"

"Here I am."

Xie Yunshu walked quickly back to his room, answered the phone with one hand, and took out his schoolbag with the other. Sure enough, he found a memo pad. The last page was full of writing, and one line of words was marked with a five-star mark. Author of "August 8th, Physics Competition Tutoring Class."

……

Plans can't keep up with changes.

There is a test paper spread out on the table.

"...a long enough inclination angle thi...thi...how do you read this? The slope of theta...θ=53° is fixed on the horizontal ground, and an object moves from the bottom of the slope with an initial velocity of v0=6.4m/s Sliding upwards, the kinetic friction coefficient between the object and the inclined surface...miumiu...μ=0.8, as shown in the figure. Brackets sin53°=0.8, cos53°=0.6, g takes 10m/s2 Brackets..."①

Xie Yunshu was already sweating profusely before he finished reading a question, and he couldn't help asking his soul: "...Who can tell me what the combination of these things means? How did I survive high school in my previous life?"

Xie Yunshu slumped on the chair, and once again had to believe that he was a non-chieftain, even the timing of his rebirth showed that his face was black.

"Should I tell the teacher that the 2004 college entrance examination questions are easy, and these difficult papers are a waste of effort, don't fix them." Xie Yunshu said to himself.

Jiangnan Province has implemented a 2003+3 system for the college entrance examination since 2. 3 is the three major subjects of language, mathematics, and foreign affairs. +Chemistry.

Proper standard subjects for academic masters.

But these two subjects are going to kill Xie Yunshu now.

His current physical and chemical foundation is probably not as good as Yi Lingling's.

The scores of the just-concluded 2002 college entrance examination have come down, and the admission line is exactly the same as in the previous life. This year's college entrance examination has left an extremely impressive mark in the education history of Jiangnan Province. The most perverted test paper".

Because this paper was too anti-human, the 2003 Jiangnan Provincial College Entrance Examination was immediately restructured.

Xie Yunshu took the college entrance examination in 2004, but he failed to study in university in the end.

He couldn't recall this matter, but couldn't help but recall it over and over again.

Every time I look back, there is a bottomless regret.

To this day, he has almost forgotten the content of his high school textbooks, but he still remembers most of the test sites for the 2004 college entrance examination.

Xie Yunshu has reviewed the exam questions on the Internet countless times in later generations, and every punctuation mark on the five exam papers is engraved in the deepest part of his mind like an engraving.

I just don't know if there will be any changes in the exam questions...

Even if there are no variables, how will he live the next two years?

Xie Yunshu looked at the words "October 10th, Physics City Competition" on the memo and felt a headache.

He seemed to hear a rough phantom voice warning from the void, "Your Xueba persona is already OOC".

He even drew up the headlines of the upcoming gossip tabloids in his grade——

"Extraordinary! The nerd physics competition got zero points! Is this the punishment of laziness or the evil result of puppy love? Today we will take you to explore the inner world of a schoolmaster who has fallen—"

... It's over.