At noon, Xie Yunshu and Guo Zihuan Xiake had dinner in the cafeteria. After eating, they went back to the classroom to study the questions. Xie Yunshu circled a few question types and said seriously: "I had a sudden inspiration when I was eating edamame at noon. I thought I might have to take this exam in the afternoon. A few questions."

Both Guo Zihuan and Xia Ke were stunned.

Xie Yunshu nodded affirmatively at the two of them, his tone was forceful and full of clang: "Brother Xinyun, you will have eternal life."

Xia Ke asked hesitantly: "Is there any basis for this?"

Xie Yunshu had an inscrutable expression like a magic stick: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed."

Guo Zihuan didn't care much anymore, he pressed the ballpoint pen and started writing directly: "Every question is answered, I believe Cao Zhi really gave Brother Yun a dream."

Now it was Xie Yunshu who was puzzled: "Why did Cao Zhi give me a dream?"

Guo Zihuan: "Didn't Cao Zhi have a seven-step poem about Maodou? Brother Yun, you fell in love with Maodou without ordering so many dishes today. This is the manifestation of Cao's great talent!"

Xie Yunshu: "..." This nonsense logic is really awesome, if you don't help me, I will obey you.

Xia Ke couldn't help but rolled his eyes: "If Cao Zhi manifests, we're all fucked up, okay? Has Cao Zhi studied physics? Mr. Cao should wait until the Chinese test to manifest!"

"You really don't brush?" Xie Yunshu asked for the last time before brushing the questions.

"It's not that I don't believe you," Xia Ke frowned so much that he could kill a fly, as if answering such a naive question insulted his IQ, "But we are studying physics anyway, at least a little materialism, okay? "

Xie Yunshu didn't force it, and he couldn't force Xia Ke to do the questions.

Anyway, the fortune teller lied to him for ten or eight years, and he only had to wait until three o'clock in the afternoon to slap him in the face.

The exam started at [-]:[-] p.m., and the seats for [-] people were stretched apart, and the atmosphere of formal exams came out immediately.

Xia Ke got the paper and habitually looked at the last big question. He shrugged as if he had been struck by lightning, and his eyes were as big as copper bells: "Damn it! Cao Zhi has really appeared!"

Guo Zihuan's eyes filled with tears, if it wasn't for Lao Zhang staring at him in front of him, he would have rushed over to hug Xie Yunshu and kiss him: "Brother Yun! From now on, you will be my betting brother!"

This day is also the day before the start of school. Halfway through the exam, the teaching building became lively. Many people came to the school in advance to check the class schedule. The corridor of the second grade was full of people. They got together again, and the chatter was very lively.

Lao Zhang, the invigilator, stood at the door and chased people away: "Don't make noise here, go elsewhere!"

"Ms. Zhang!" said a former high school student, "Let's move the table!"

The tables and chairs in Haizhong are moved by people. From the first year of high school to the second year of high school, I have to move the table by myself.

"Come back in half an hour!" Lao Zhang shouted, "I haven't seen the exam here!"

Some students left obediently, while others stood outside and smiled at the people taking the exam inside.

Happiness in student days is so simple, I feel happy watching other people take exams.

"Brother Pei!" Someone shouted from a distance in the corridor, "You are in Class Nine! I'll go! It turns out that you chose Physical Chemistry, how hard do you think about it?"

Xie Yunshu was sitting in the corner of the last row, the back door was open, he subconsciously looked outside when he heard the sound, and saw Pei Ji walking through the back door holding the ball.

The boy was wearing a black T-shirt with a huge white skull printed on the back.

As domineering as his golden hair.

"Scream, scream!" Pei Ji smashed the ball from a distance, and the forceful movement stretched the curves of the shoulders and back, and the white skull seemed to bark its teeth.

He turned around suddenly, and met Xie Yunshu's eyes.

Xie Yunshu's eyes moved slightly.

Even with a devastating Shamat hairstyle, Pei Ji's face is quite capable. His facial features are very delicate, and the sharp arcs between his eyebrows and eyes seem to be cut out with a sword, and there is a kind of gorgeousness like thick ink.

Especially eye-catching.

Seeing Xie Yunshu, Pei Ji was stunned for a moment, then grinned fiercely, stomped his feet and shouted: "Nerd!"

Everyone in the corridor and classroom looked in Xie Yunshu's direction.

Everyone in their grade knew the nickname "Bookworm".

"Pei Ji!" Lao Zhang pointed at the arrogant young man and waved impatiently, "Go, go, don't make trouble here!"

Pei Ji gave Lao Zhang a crooked salute with a playful smile on his face, then made a face at Xie Yunshu, and ran away in a gust of wind.

Xie Yunshu watched quietly the whole time, his eyes calm.

"What the hell?" Xia Ke's voice was very low, but there was only an empty table between Xie Yunshu and him, and his muttering could be heard clearly, "People like Pei Ji also choose physical chemistry, so he is also worthy?"

If it wasn't for the exam, Xie Yunshu would like to ask Xia Ke, if Pei Jigao's first-term final exam of the nine subjects added up to less than [-] points, is there any difference if he chooses politics, history, geography or physics and chemistry?He doesn't deserve to be elected, so does political history deserve to be ruined by him?

The bell rang at 04:30, and the exam was over.

After handing in the papers, Guo Zihuan almost worshiped Xie Yunshu as a Buddha, Xia Ke beat his chest and stamped his feet, regretting so much.

"Brother Yun, you are so awesome!" Guo Zihuan asked innocently, "Can you ask Cao Zhi, does he know what numbers will be drawn in the lottery tomorrow?"

Xie Yunshu: "..."

If it weren't for Guo Zihuan and Xie Zuwang's eyebrows, eyes, nose, nose and mouth being completely different, Xie Yunshu would have suspected that Guo Zihuan was his old Xie's legacy.

There were crowds of people in front of the window downstairs, and the placement tables of the two grades in the high school were posted in the window.

Xie Yunshu was dragged by Guo Zihuan and Xia Ke to look at the shift schedule. He stood far away under a tree and did not go to the window.

He already knew which class he was in and who was in it.

Many stories on high school campuses start with a class schedule.

"Xie Yunshu!" Guo Zihuan ran over panting, "You and Xia Ke are in class nine!"

"Yeah." Xie Yunshu pulled a leaf from a hanging branch and put it in his mouth, with a calm expression on his face, as if he didn't care.

Guo Zihuan looked at Xie Yunshu hesitantly, as if he wanted to say something but didn't dare to say it, his fat face was full of constipation.

He thought Xie Yunshu would cry.

Xia Ke also came back at this time, his expression was a little more excited than Guo Zihuan's: "Xie Yunshu, we are still in the same class, do you know which class we are in?"

"Class Nine," Xie Yunshu said lazily, "Guo Zihuan just said it."

Xia Ke: "Then do you know who is in our class?"

Xie Yunshu twitched the corner of his mouth: "Pei Ji."

"You know?" Guo Zihuan let out a sigh of relief, "I didn't dare to tell you, I'm afraid you won't be able to accept it! You're in the same class as Pei Ji again..."

"You are stupid!" Xia Ke glanced at Guo Zihuan, "During the exam, someone called Pei Ji to be in Class [-] in the corridor, Xie Yunshu heard it a long time ago!"

Guo Zihuan: "Oh, yes."

Pei Ji was a well-known bully in their school, a school bully who would strike at the slightest disagreement.

Xie Yunshu sat in the same row with Pei Ji in the next semester of high school, and was often bullied by this bully.

Guo Zihuan comforted Xie Yunshu: "It's okay, the class is so big, as long as you don't sit in the same row with him."

Xie Yunshu laughed.

Compared with Guo Zihuan's sincere worry, Xia Ke was still watching the fun and didn't think it was a big deal. He couldn't wait to ask Xie Yunshu: "Do you know who else is in our class?"

Xie Yunshu raised his eyebrows: "Who is it?"

Xia Ke pretended to be mysterious: "Guess!"

Xie Yunshu smiled but said, "Could it be Nie Feng and Bu Jingyun."

Xia Ke choked: "Why don't you play your cards according to the routine..."

Xia Ke was muttering, but his voice suddenly died down. It turned out that several boys on the opposite side were walking over with their shoulders crossed.

The leader is Pei Ji.

The golden hair is shining, and the eyebrows are flaming, like Daoming Si who came out of the comics.

Xia Ke immediately winked at Xie Yunshu, Xie Yunshu turned his head, and Pei Ji saw him at the same time.

"Nerd!" Pei Ji still had the basketball hooked under his arm. He raised one arm, pointed at Xie Yunshu, and shouted, "You are in the same class as Yao Zhan! Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"

The boys next to Pei Ji were not friendly, they all whistled and laughed.

"Nerd, you are in the same class as Yao Zhan again!"

The veins at the end of Xie Yunshu's eyebrows twitched subtly, and he ground his molars.

Seventeen or eighteen-year-old children are really bad when they are bad, and the word "poor" is engraved in every strand of their upturned hair.

The fact that Xie Yunshu had a crush on Yao Zhan was revealed by Pei Ji. At that time, they were at the same table. One day, Pei Ji took out Xie Yunshu's sketchbook while Xie Yunshu was away, and found the secret inside.

After that, whenever Yao Zhan passed by the window of Class [-] and [-], Pei Ji would yell viciously: "Bookworm! Yao Zhan is here!"

Xie Yunshu was naturally embarrassed, and Yao Zhan was even more ashamed.

Now that the three of them are assigned to a class, Pei Ji still doesn't know how to play tricks.

Guo Zihuan said worriedly: "Why don't you talk to Director Liu about changing the class?"

Xia Ke really wanted to be in the same class as Xie Yunshu, but he also knew that Xie Yunshu's life under the same roof with Pei Ji and Yao Zhan would be extremely dangerous, so he agreed against his will: "Yes, if you can't, you can change classes. If you can't afford it, you can't hide." start?"

"Hide what?" Xie Yunshu threw away the leaf that he had been playing with for a long time, and clapped his hands casually, "Cao Cao is afraid of losing because of the Qinglong Yanyue Saber, not Niheng's drum, and the Gendan Liangyin Spear, not Liu Bei, who can save Adou cry."

The corners of his eyebrows were raised, and there was a little gleam at the end of his eyes, like a cold light quenched by stars, and his smile was sharp: "Pei Ji didn't grow a handle, I'll hide from him!"

----

The first day of September was windy and sunny.

The window of the room was open, and the dense branches of the old locust tree slightly stretched into the room, covering part of the light while bringing a burst of fragrance mixed with morning dew.

Xie Yunshu woke up to the sound of pots and pans clashing.

The two children are going to start school today, Zhu Junlan specially cooks a hearty breakfast for them.

"Xie Zuwang!" Xie Yunshu heard his mother shout, "Go and wake Xiaoshu and Lingling up! It's seven o'clock!"

Xie Zuwang's voice from two door panels was still full of anger: "I'm shitting!"

"Bang!" Zhu Junlan didn't know what to throw on the kitchen counter.

The next moment Zhu Junlan rushed out of the kitchen——

"La la la, I poop every day when I get up, I poop before I go out of the alley, I poop when I go to the car dealership, I poop when I get home, I poop when I go to the mall, and I ask you to drink a bottle of soy sauce for half an hour. No, I asked you why you went, and you said you took a shit by the way!" Zhu Junlan bombarded like a cannonball, "I think you are a maggot, why don't you live in the toilet!"

Xie Yunshu almost laughed shit when he heard that.

He raked his hair, got up and opened the door, and saw that the door of Lingling's room was just opened, and the little girl covered her mouth, laughing unsteadily behind the door.

"Crash-"

Xie Zuwang came out with his trousers in his hand after flushing the toilet, his face turned into anger from embarrassment: "Do you understand that people have three urgencies? It's early in the morning. I wish you are a general manager now, why are you talking so vulgarly!"

Seeing Xie Yunshu and Yi Lingling, Zhu Junlan didn't bother to talk to Xie Zuwang again: "Are you all up? Brush your teeth and come over to eat."

Xie Zuwang still stomped heavily behind her: "Vulgar!"

As usual every morning, the Xie family's day kicked off with the bickering between Zhu Junlan and Xie Zuwang.

Xie Yunshu and Yi Lingling washed separately. They walked out of their respective rooms completely new from head to toe. Xie Zuwang was standing at the dining table and sharing the dishes. When he saw the two children, he said "oh", It's so beautifully dressed!"

I have to say that Zhu Junlan really knows how to dress up children. Yi Lingling wears her own brand of clothes. The light yellow suspender dress is covered with a fog blue hollow-knit gown. These two colors are very eye-catching and give people a visual impact. Very strong.

Xie Yunshu was dressed in a simple and elegant white T-shirt and blue denim, and he was wearing sneakers with black soles and blue edges.

A couple of teenagers and girls were sitting at the dining table, and the entire room was lit up several degrees.

Xie Zuwang nodded in satisfaction: "Looks good! Our children are just good-looking!"

"Look, what's the matter with you?" Zhu Junlan walked over with a copper pot in both hands, and angrily elbowed Xie Zuwang, "Get out of the way, I don't have any vision!"

Xie Zuwang was not annoyed: "Why is it none of my business? My son is so handsome because of my genes. Zhu Junlan, you woman is like crossing the river and tearing down the bridge... Swoosh!"

Xie Zuwang suddenly sniffed violently, staring at the copper pot on the table, and swallowed the rest of his words along with his saliva.

Xie Yunshu took the pot from his mother's hand and put it on the table. As soon as the lid was lifted off, the scent that could not be covered at all burst out with thick water vapor, rushing into everyone's nostrils aggressively.

"Wow!" Yi Lingling poked her head into the pot excitedly, "What did Aunt Lan do? It smells so good!"

"Your mother sent someone to bring Jinhua ham yesterday." Zhu Junlan stirred the steaming pot with a spoon and said with a smile, "I cut a little bit of ham porridge."

This pot of ham porridge was made by Zhu Junlan who spent two hours preparing the ingredients the night before, marinating them in water overnight, and got up at four o'clock in the morning to boil them.

The fat and thin ham is marinated to be salty and delicious, chopped evenly, the pearly white rice grains are stewed crystal clear and soft, and several kinds of side dishes such as bamboo shoots, shrimps, green beans are put in the porridge, and Zhu Junlan is poured at the end The chicken oil made by myself is so fragrant and overbearing that it makes people salivate.

Zhu Junlan served porridge for the two children, Xie Zuwang eagerly handed over his own bowl, and was glared at: "Didn't you say that I crossed the river and demolished the bridge? Then you don't eat it!"

"When did I say that you crossed the river and demolished the bridge?" Xie Zu babbled without blinking, "I clearly said that you are virtuous and virtuous, you passed five levels and killed six generals, adults don't remember villains..."

"Okay, okay, why don't you eat, just eat the idiom dictionary!" Zhu Junlan filled Xie Zuwang's rice bowl with a look of disgust.

The couple quarreled every day like they were talking about cross talk, and the key point was that there were endless jokes. Xie Yunshu and Yi Lingling just bowed their heads to eat and laughed at the same time.

Xie Zuwang ate the most and the fastest. He wolfed down two bowls of porridge and three plates of egg pancakes, wiped his mouth, and coughed heavily.

All eyes of the family were on him.

"Hmm!" Xie Zuwang cleared his throat, his eyes sparkled slightly, his dark and resolute face was straightened up, with an expression about to announce something important, he said, "I have something to announce, Xiaoshu Lingling, On the seventh day of this month, you have to ask the teacher for leave..."

"The [-]th is Sunday," Xie Yunshu said, "We are already on holiday."

"Have a holiday? Good holiday, that will not delay your studies," Xie Zuwang took a cigarette and tapped it on the corner of the table. His face was calm, but the corners of his mouth were raised wildly. Your Uncle Haiying's car dealership has officially opened. We plan to invite a few relatives and friends to celebrate together. As for me, I reserved a table at the Century Restaurant. Do you know where the Century Restaurant is? It's just..."

"Isn't it the sauerkraut fish restaurant next to your car dealership on Zhongshi North Road?" Zhu Junlan picked up a chopstick of cold seaweed and put it in her mouth. A table, also called Century Restaurant."

"Zhu Junlan!" Xie Zuwang was angry again, "Then you are still a poor commander!"

"Sorry, my company just recruited a few people, two salesmen and one assistant, and Zou Ying will come in two days, and Junmei will be my account," Zhu Junlan slowly raised her thumb and little finger to show A number, "There are currently six people in my company, and this general manager is not alone!"

"I... I am also thanking the boss now, please be more polite when you talk to me!"

"Oh, thank you boss, sorry for your disrespect!"

The verbal war between husband and wife started again, Xie Yunshu smiled and pulled Yi Lingling to go to school quickly.

……

Haibin Middle School, Grade [-] Class.

The classroom is very lively. Most of the students have been excited since seeing yesterday's class schedule, and they can't be calm for a long time.

There is no way to calm down. Haizhong has never divided such a magical class until now.

The male and female students formed groups of three and five groups respectively, and the discussions were in full swing.

"Yao Zhan, Pei Ji, Xie Yunshu," the girl counted with her fingers, "What kind of fairy combination is this!"

The three most handsome boys in the whole sea are all in their class.

"Do something!" said the boy, "This is a big thing to do!"

"Of course there is something going on where Pei Ji is here!" A slightly high-pitched male voice accompanied by the crisp sound of the phone cover flipping, attracted everyone's attention.

This person is of course the pretentious young Xia Ke who likes to attract the attention of others the most.

"Oh, by the way, you are from Gao Yiyi, you must be very familiar with Pei Ji," the new classmate asked eagerly, "Tell us, Pei Ji is really so fierce?"

"Then why is it called fierce?" Xia Ke glanced at the boy who didn't know much, and said word by word, "That's called special, special, fierce!"

Speaking of Pei Ji, he is recognized by Haizhong as the number one bully since the school was founded.

It is said that there is no school in Haibin City that Pei Ji has not been to. Even the famous British Middle School has a glorious legend about him. In the third grade of Pei Ji Elementary School, he took a brick to the head of a technical school gangster and won. When I was in England, I stabbed a super rich second generation in the stomach and pulled out all the intestines.

Pei Ji was a transfer student in the second semester of high school, and before he arrived, his reputation spread across the sky, causing everyone in the sea to feel insecure.

After all, everyone is here to study, not to play Escape from the Jedi.

After Pei Ji arrived in Haizhong, he lived up to his reputation. The day before, he cleaned up the original school bully in Haizhong until he knelt and cried and conquered.

Xia Ke typed the cover of the phone like an allegro, and narrated vividly: "You all know Cheng Chuang, who was in the third year of high school, right? Being able to be pressed and rubbed on the ground, Cheng Chuang had several ribs broken by Pei Ji, and he will not be in our school for repeating this year, he would rather go to No. [-] Middle School!"

The description of "the ribs are all broken" shocked everyone in the audience, Wang Fujing glanced at the empty seat behind him, shivering and kept moving his desk and chair forward.

With this move, the table hit the person in front of him.

Xia Ke was sitting at the front table of Wangfujing, and Xia Ke turned around dissatisfiedly: "Why are you crowding me? You reserved such a big place for fish farming!"

Wang Fujing bowed with his hands arched, his face wrinkled into a bitter melon, and he was about to cry: "Pei Ji is sitting behind me."

The desks and chairs in Haizhong followed the people. From the first year of high school to the second year of high school, the students moved the tables up by themselves. Wang Fujing came late, and there were only vacancies in the last two rows near the door. In the penultimate row, someone told him that the seat in the last corner belonged to Pei Ji, and Wang Fujing almost cried on the spot.

Xia Ke was about to get annoyed by the table behind him, but when he heard the words, he immediately understood and comforted San Lian: "Then you can move over a little bit, it's okay, I'm thin, you can treat me like a piece of paper... but you Don't be too sad, when the old class arrives, you will definitely have to adjust your position, even if you don't, two years will pass in a blink of an eye..."

"Actually, I don't think you need to be afraid of this," Shi Lai, the boy in front of Xia Ke, who had been turning his head to listen to Xia Ke's speech, said to Wang Fujing, "I heard that Pei Ji doesn't beat people in the same class. Whoever offended him has never been beaten..."

"The person you are talking about is Xie Yunshu," Xia Ke interjected, "I understand this matter best. Xie Yunshu is my best brother."

"Although Pei Ji has never hit Xie Yunshu," Xia Ke narrowed his eyes slightly, and said with some sadness, "but Xie Yunshu's life is better than death."

The boys around all moved closer to Xia Ke, their faces were full of sympathy, but their eyes were full of gossip: "Why is life better than death?"

"This has to start with Pei Ji and Cheng Chuang's 'Battle of the Century'..." Xia Ke is really a good storyteller, telling the time, place, and characters of the whole event in a detailed, clear and coherent way, with an opening and an opening, and a high-level |Tide has a high|Tide, "Speaking of which, it was a dark night in the middle of February this year, when the wind was high and you couldn't see your fingers. Our seaside middle school, old and new, met in the small woods behind..."

Xia Ke danced and gestured: "A master's move is often only in a flash, and it is too late to say it, and Pei Ji only used a sweeping leg..."

"Are you at the scene?" Someone couldn't help asking, "Did you see it with your own eyes?"

"Why would a good student like me go to the scene to watch people fight?" Xia Ke said, "How do you slander my character?"

"Then how do you know?" Still sweeping his legs, the boy saw that Xia Ke was a pretender, and he didn't believe him.

"That's a good question! Guess how I know?" Xia Ke glanced at the faces of the boys around him, showing off mysteriously.

"I can't guess," all the boys urged him together: "Say it quickly! The old class will come in a while!"

Xia Ke threw the phone into the air and caught it, and made another advertisement for himself gorgeously, before continuing: "I'm not there, but my good brother Xie Yunshu is here. The whole school was cleaned on the first day of last semester. The one point higher is the grove, Xie Yunshu left things there during the day, went to look for them at night, and saw Pei Ji and Cheng Chuang fighting like a raging fire—"

Xia Ke paused again and asked, "If you were the ones who saw this situation, what would you do?"

"Of course it's running!" The boys said in unison, if the big boss fights, don't run quickly, so why don't you keep it as cannon fodder?

"What about after running?"

"Pretend I didn't see it!"

"That's right! This is the consciousness of a normal person," Xia Ke said, leaning halfway on the desk, "But do you know what we nerds are doing?"

"He can't go up to fight, can he?"

Xia Ke slapped the table: "He went to the Academic Affairs Office to report and brought 'Liu Rentu' there!"

"Liu Rentu" was originally named Liu Biren and was the teaching director of Haizhong. His nickname at the beginning was "Liu Rentu". Later, the students felt that this nickname was not enough to show his ruthlessness, so they changed it to "Liu Rentu". .

The boys were all startled: "Is Xie Yunshu looking for death?"

"That's not true," the clear youthful voice suddenly sounded from the upper back, Xie Yunshu stood in the aisle next to Wang Fujing, and said softly, "I just went to find a key, I didn't intend to seek death... Classmate, please let me go, I The seat is inside you."

----

Xie Yunshu sent Yi Lingling to No. [-] Middle School before turning back to his own school, so he arrived late. When he entered through the back door, he saw all the boys in the last few rows gathered around his seat in front of him, and Xia The guest is talking about the four words "in full swing".

As soon as he spoke, it was as if someone had pressed the pause button in the noisy class, and everyone fell silent for three seconds.

Then the boys and girls who got together separated with a "swish" and returned to their respective positions, trying to conceal the topic that everyone was talking about before.

Wang Fujing pressed his chest against the edge of the table, and the stool was half tilted up to let Xie Yunshu pass by.

Xia Ke didn't have the slightest sense of being caught telling anecdotes behind his back, and asked Xie Yunshu very eagerly: "Why are you here so late?"

"The old class hasn't come yet." Xie Yunshu stuffed his schoolbag into the belly of the table, and took out a stationery bag and a book.

"Let's sit next to each other," Wang Fujing said in a low voice, "My name is Wang Fujing, and I'm sixteen years old."

"Xie Yunshu, Yuan Gaoyi."

Wang Fujing laughed, revealing a dimple on the right corner of his mouth: "I know, we were in the same examination room for the final exam last semester, and I sat diagonally behind you."

Xie Yunshu also smiled and said, "Then we are really destined."

The two had just chatted for a few words when Jiang Hua, the head teacher, came in.

The new homeroom teacher looks 27 or [-] years old. He wears a flamboyant flesh-pink fine-check shirt, and his hairstyle is trendier than that of the students. He is a master who graduated from Kyoto Normal University. Very present.

Jiang Hua had previously taught Chinese in a part of the senior class, and was very popular with the students.

"Is everyone here?" Jiang Hua stood in front of the podium, glanced down, and saw that there were still two vacant seats in the class, and he knew who hadn't come without even calling his name, "Yao Zhan asked for leave with me. Okay, Pei Ji will ignore him for the time being... Okay, let’s get down to business, is there anyone who doesn’t know me?”

When the class teacher asked this question, everyone laughed.

Jiang Hua's style is straightforward. He wrote down his name and mobile phone number on the blackboard, and said while writing: "You must remember this number. When you see this number calling your home, you will call it yourself." Prepare Yunnan Baiyao and Musk Tiger Bone Paste for mixed doubles."

The following is a piece of hahaha.

Someone asked: "Teacher, do you have a QQ account?"

Jiang Hua turned around: "What? Do you want to invite me to see your burial family's lottery?"

The students laughed harder.

"Our head teacher is quite humorous." Wang Fujing touched Xie Yunshu's elbow.

"Yeah." Xie Yunshu nodded with a smile. The Chinese teacher who is the head teacher either likes to reason or is good at telling jokes. Jiang Hua is young and can get along well with the students.

"This school year is a bit different from the first year of high school," Jiang Hua said. "Last year, you could have two days off on weekends, and you could choose whether you fell in love or not in your evening self-study. But from today, the morning reading class starts at 17:[-] a.m. , evening self-study until ten o'clock, fifteen hours in school every day, one day off every Sunday, why do you have to arrange it like this? Because it is the rainy season at the age of [-]..."

Jiang Hua bent his index finger and middle finger, and drew down from the eye sockets, which was a "crying" gesture, "These are what you should bear at your age..."

The members of the academy all had bitter faces when they heard the first half, and laughed loudly after hearing it.

Pei Ji walked into the classroom through the back door, stepping on the laughter.

No one except Jiang Hua found out.

Jiang Hua pointed at him: "If you are late, you will be late, and you will sneak in through the back door without calling as soon as you report, Pei Ji, can't you afford to play?"

"Shua", everyone in the class turned around and looked at the last row.

Pei Ji was holding a basketball in his hand, maintaining a posture of squatting down to sit on the stool, standing there in a daze.

School scumbags are very strange creatures. They look very thick-skinned. They don't change their faces when they get single-digit exams or bullies are criticized by the teacher, but sometimes their skins are strangely thin.

For example, Pei Ji is very angry now after being called by Jiang Hua, but he can't get angry.

So after Pei Ji sat down, he found someone to vent his anger on as usual, and the person sitting in the front row was his usual punching bag, Xie Yunshu.

Pei Ji kicked Xie Yunshu's stool.

Xie Yunshu turned his head, Pei Ji glared at him, biting his snow-white teeth.

Like a ferocious little wolf, full of threats.

Xie Yunshu stared at him fixedly, then turned his head away without saying anything.

Wang Fujing stuck to his desk like a piece of paper, afraid that he would be hurt by the fish in the pond, so he didn't dare to breathe.

Pei Ji snorted triumphantly, and was very satisfied with the two front desks who were knowledgeable about current affairs.

He lay down on the table as if he had no bones, his two long legs stretched out from below, his feet touched something, and he slammed it hard, and the thing shrank back, it was Xie Yunshu's foot.

Pei Ji closed her eyes and began to sleep.

"He really sleeps as soon as he comes to school?" Wang Fujing leaned on the table and murmured to Xie Yunshu angrily, "It's nine o'clock in the morning, shouldn't he just wake up?"

Xie Yunshu covered his lips with his palm and whispered, "Have you ever heard the song "Song of Pei Ji"?"

Wang Fujing didn't hear the name of the song: "What song?"

"Song of Pei Ji..." Xie Yunshu spoke very slowly, clearly and rhythmically, "'Keep sleeping and continue to waste, I don't deserve to work hard'!"

Wang Fujing's eyes widened, and then he buried his face in his arms, his shoulders shaking like chaff.

The rumored school tyrant is really murderous, but the rumored nerd is not dull.

Jiang Hua knocked on the table: "Let's choose the cadres of the class." He took two steps to the side and gave way to the center of the podium. "Everyone is welcome to recommend themselves. Who will come first?"

Everyone is new here, and they are still very humble to each other. Jiang Hua found that no one is leading, so he nodded to the monitor of a class he taught before: "Ni Junjie, you come first."

Ni Junjie is the only one in the class who is wearing a school uniform today. The zipper is pulled up to the level of his collarbone. He looks like a well-behaved model student.

He walked up to the podium with a forced and helpless expression, and pushed his glasses: "Hi everyone, my name is Ni Junjie, the former monitor of Class 15 and Class [-] of Senior High School. Originally, I didn't plan to be a class cadre this semester, because my class There are too many top students, to tell you the truth, I used to be in the top five in the first and third classes of high school, but now I am No. [-]..."

This remark resonated with many people. The choice of 3+2 seems fair, but everyone knows that science is easier to get points. Almost all top students choose science classes. There are 26 classes in the second year of senior high school, and there are only four classes in physical chemistry. , Also known as the strongman class.

"However," Ni Junjie came to a turning point, "I suddenly thought, what an honor it would be to be the monitor of Class [-] of Senior High School and to serve so many strong scholars..."

"I'll go," Xia Ke turned his head and said unhappily, "How can this person be so pretentious!"

Xie Yunshu smiled.

Where there are crouching dragons, there must be young phoenixes.

Where there is Xia Ke, how can there be no Ni Junjie.

At this time in his previous life, Xie Yunshu didn't even notice the self-introduction in front of the podium, because he was full of anxiety at that time. The fact that Pei Ji and Yao Zhan were in the same class made him very flustered. deep meaning.

In fact, it's completely mediocre.

No one cared what feud he had with Pei Ji, and no one thought his love for Yao Zhan was a big deal. Every sixteen or seventeen-year-old child has his own secrets, and everyone is most concerned about himself. It's not that important in anyone's eyes.

The world is still that world, and the people in the world are still the same group of people, but when your vision changes, the things presented in your vision will be completely different.

After the squad leader is selected, the group secretary is selected. I don’t know when and where the rule was handed down. The squad leader and the group secretary must be male and female.

There are only six... no, five and a half girls in class two and nine.

"My name is Cao Lei. Everyone can call me Brother Lei, or Brother Sanshi." As the person with the shortest shaved hair in the class, if it weren't for Cao Lei's voice, which is really recognizable to girls, the students in Class [-] and Class [-] would definitely I really thought she was a buddy, Cao Lei was pushed up by several other girls, she scratched her head, "If there is really no one, you can let me be the party secretary, what does the party secretary want to do? Oh, to help Squad leader, there is also a group fee..."

Laughter and whistles flew together from the podium.

The two squad leaders settled down, and then there was silence again.

"No one wants to be a study committee member? How good is this job, the title is nice, and the work is so little," Jiang Hua studied in a university in Kyoto, and his Mandarin has a strong accent. He asked puzzledly, " Why are you all so disgusted?"

"Teacher," someone said, "with Yao Zhan in our class, who dares to be a study committee member?"

"Student Zhu Yan is right," Jiang Hua pointed at Zhu Yan, "You are the study committee member!"

Zhu Yan made a posture of thrusting himself into his chest, and fell down on the table.

Needless to say, the literary and art committee members must be female.

In the end, Xia Ke couldn't hold back his commotion, and went up to get a disciplinary committee member.

The author has something to say:

Yao Zhan: I always feel that I took the script of Empress Chunyuan, the top student of Class Nine, the school grass of Haizhong, and Bai Yueguang of Xie Yunshu... just didn't show my face.

Pei Ji: I really want to reward you for saying that.

Jiang Xingzhi: That year the apricot blossoms were lightly raining... Xingyun will last forever

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