docile pet

The author has something to say: Teach the big dog Gou how to speak, if you say "I love you" in exchange for a grain of dog food, Fang Pei can bankrupt Fang Mian in one meal (U·ェ·U)

Fang Mian was stunned for a while before he realized that Fang Pei really woke up, and the waves of surprises flooded his head. Fang Mian was so happy that he almost threw out the chicken leg rice bowl in his hand.

"Why did you sleep for so long? You scared me to death!"

Fang Pei didn't know what he said in a few words, he just burrowed into Fang Mian's arms to hug and touch.

Forget about waking up, Fang Mian doesn't care, he is in a good mood today, and he still remembers that he promised when Fang Pei was asleep that as long as he wakes up, he can do whatever he wants, so Fang Mian not only Instead of pushing him away, she reached out and hugged his waist to rub him enough, but then he smelled a strange smell on Fang Pei's head...

When did Fang Pei take a shower last time?A week or two weeks ago?In addition, he had a passionate fight with the stalker two days ago, went to the police station, and passed out in the corner not long after returning home. He didn't know how much dirt he had rubbed on his body, and it was normal to have a strange smell.

"I'm going to buy food for you. Well...you go take a shower first, you can eat after you take a shower, I bought your favorite chicken drumstick rice bowl." Fang Mian patted Fang Pei on the shoulder to signal him to get up.

I was so happy that I didn't pay attention to it just now. Fang Mian didn't realize until now that Fang Pei was only wearing a pair of underwear, which Fang Mian helped him wear when he was unconscious. He couldn't help but underestimated: "Why don't you Remember to get dressed?"

Fang Pei knew that he had been trained again, and his drooping dog eyes became even more innocent.

Fang Mian: "...my fault."

Fang Mian first went to the kitchen to put down two boxes of lunch, then went into the bathroom to adjust the temperature of the bath water, took out the shower gel and shampoo on the shelf and placed them on the sink, and said to Fang Pei who had been following behind him: "The white bottle is For shampooing, the blue bottle is for washing your body, you don’t need to squeeze too much, just press it, like this... Oh yes, there are new toothbrushes here..."

"I will." Fang Pei held Fang Mian's hand to prevent him from continuing to demonstrate.

Fang Mian was very skeptical: "You haven't even bathed yourself, how can you do it?" Fang Pei even had to teach him how to use a spoon.

Fang Pei looked at Fang Mian, and said seriously: "I see, many times, yes."

Fang Mian froze for a moment, recalling the many nights when he took a shower and left the door open...

——Calm down, Fang Mian told himself to be calm.

"Then you wash it, and use my bath towel."

Fang Mian turned around to walk around him, but Fang Pei held him back: "Don't go, stay with me."

Fang Mian couldn't hold back any longer, and wanted to teach him not to talk ambiguous words all the time, but when he saw Fang Pei's face in a blink of an eye, most of his anger disappeared automatically. Fang Mian patiently explained to him: "Taking a bath is a very private thing. You can't show it to others."

Seeing that Fang Pei obviously wanted to refute something, Fang Mian quickly connected: "It was in the past, and I didn't know that you could transform into a human being. In short, you are now a human being, so you have to abide by the rules of human beings, be obedient, and take a bath by yourself. Waiting for you outside."

Regardless of whether Fang Pei understood or not, Fang Mian went out after finishing speaking, closed the door, thought about it before leaving, and opened the door a crack, so that Fang Pei could see him when he poked his head.

Fang Mian waited at the door of the bathroom for a while, and after hearing the sound of water inside, he left to go to the kitchen in peace.

In the kitchen, Fang Mian opened the lunch box and put it on the square table, and set the chopsticks. After thinking for a while, he put some high-end dog food in Pei Pei's food bowl and put it on the table.This bag of high-end dog food was newly delivered by Ding Qiaoqiao yesterday. It is said that Ding Qiaoqiao is really a girl with strong self-healing ability. She went to work refreshed the next day after she came out of the police station. What happened one night all night.

The next night, Ding Qiaoqiao knocked on Fang Mian's door with dog food when she got off work, and said that it was a new imported product from the pet store.

Thinking of this, Fang Mian suddenly feels a little guilty. Their family Pei Pei occasionally eats a good meal, but it is still a gift from a neighbor, and he can only afford the cheapest low-quality dog ​​food on a certain treasure.

Fang Mian sighed, suppressed these messy thoughts, found the spoon lying deep in the chopstick cage, and put it on the edge of the food bowl.

Fang Mian has always lived alone, and all daily necessities are shared by one person. For example, he only has a pair of chopsticks and a spoon, and he has two bowls for eating, but he hardly uses them.

He stood by the table, looked at the crowded table, and suddenly had a thought, should he prepare an extra set of tableware in the future?

The sound of water in the bathroom stopped, and Fang Pei came out wearing Fang Mian's pajamas of the same style. He didn't know how to dry his hair with a towel, and shook his head wildly like a dog.

Against the "shower" created by Fang Pei, Fang Mian took out a towel from the bathroom and wiped his hair for him.

Fang Pei is very obedient, Fang Mian told him to sit on the sofa and he really didn't move, let Fang Mian paste a big bath towel on his face and rub it for a while, even if the force was so strong that his whole body was shaking, he would not speak .

Fang Mian did it on purpose, who doesn't like to bully a big stupid dog?He also rubbed Fang Pei's ears back and forth in a mischievous manner, and then ravaged his face through the bath towel, slowly turning the chocolate color into the red of ketchup.

Fang Pei seemed completely unable to see Fang Mian's bad intentions. He stared at Fang Mian with a pair of wet puppy eyes, looking at Fang Mian full of guilt.

After a while, Fang Pei's hair was wiped half dry, Fang Mian took off the bath towel and smoothed his hair: "Okay."

For the convenience of brushing Fang Pei's hair, Fang Mian stood between his legs, so Fang Pei could easily hug his slender waist as soon as he reached out.

Fang Mian still couldn't stand getting too close to him, and backed away to break away from him, but Fang Pei grabbed Fang Mian's wrist, and before Fang Mian could react, he put his wrist under his nose and sniffed. Then he sniffed his hand again.

"Fang Mian's, taste." Fang Pei raised his head and smiled at Fang Mian, showing his cute canine teeth.

Fang Mian clenched the bath towel in his hand, he knew what Fang Pei was talking about, he used the same shower gel as Fang Mian, of course it would have the same smell, but Fang Mian still couldn't control the sudden growth in his heart Thoughts - Not only does he want to buy an extra tableware, he also wants to buy an extra pillow, a pair of slippers, a toothbrush...

If Fang Pei is willing to continue to be a pet dog, Fang Mian hopes that this dog can stay with him forever.

Fang Pei didn't know why Fang Mian didn't respond, he leaned his chin on Fang Mian's belly, raised his head and said pitifully, "Hungry, eat."

Fang Mian came back to his senses and took him to the kitchen for dinner.

The chicken drumstick rice is not too hot anymore, but fortunately, even if it is a little cold in the current weather, there will be no problem.

The chicken legs of Yichao Xiaojia are very big and full of meat. Fang Mian felt that he couldn’t eat half of it. He pushed the rest into Fang Pei’s bowl. Fang Pei didn’t understand why he didn’t eat it. he.

"I'm full, you can eat the rest, don't waste it."

Fang Pei didn't understand, thinking that Fang Mian was going to exchange food with him, so he pushed the bowl of dog food in front of Fang Mian.

Fang Mian didn't bother to talk nonsense with him anymore, he held up the chicken leg to Fang Pei, and directly ordered: "Open your mouth and eat."

At this moment, Pei understood, and opened his "big mouth" to bite off half of the chicken leg meat, including half of the bone wrapped in the meat.

Fang Mian felt that this would not work, he wanted Fang Pei to learn to speak.