docile pet

Fang Mian spent one night thinking clearly. To communicate with Fang Pei normally, it is not enough for him to learn the language. He must also fully understand the culture of human society.

But human culture has its essence and its dross. Fang Mian was worried at first that Fang Pei saw some bad content, but then he thought that the dross is also a part of human culture. One day to see the ugly yellow color of apple flesh after oxidation.

Having said that, after a week of being pressed against the wall by Fang Pei, Fang Mian made a surprise check on Fang Pei's video browsing records.

Soon, Fang Mian was shocked.

"You... what are you looking at?"

"Does Madam Know It's Wrong", "Master Gu's Little Mute", "The Sick Young Master Stands Up on His Wedding Night"... The shocking titles and bloody covers stimulated Fang Mian's visual nerves, Fang Mian said I can't tell.

"You...I...this kind of video..."

Fang Pei sat on the edge of the bed wearing a long-sleeved T-shirt with a cartoon dog head that he personally selected from the Internet, looking at Fang Mian innocently, not knowing what he did wrong, and hugging Fang Mian desperately said: "Mianmian, humans also use their tongues to kiss."

"Fang Pei!"

"You're angry again."

Fang Mian froze, this was the first time that Fang Pei didn't admit guilt after he angrily called his name, and didn't even take it away from Fang Mian's waist.

"Every time you call my name, I get angry. Sometimes I think, what makes you angry is my behavior or this name."

Fang Pei was able to say such a long and logical sentence, with a mature tone and a serious expression, which was quite different from the familiar look of Fang Mian, and Fang Mian was inexplicably flustered.

"Well, it has nothing to do with the name, it's just..."

Fang Mian couldn't continue, because he suddenly found that many times, he was not really angry with Fang Pei, he was just using anger to cover up his shyness.

"It's okay, I like the name 'Fang Pei'. You gave me your last name, it means I belong to you, it's a symbol that you like me."

Fang Mian stared blankly at Fang Pei's gentle smile, her heartbeat suddenly accelerated, and her nose was a little sore.

He reviewed his behavior these days. He seemed to lose his temper with Pei all the time. He was used to Pei Pei as a pet dog. Even if he knew his identity as a monster, he would give orders arbitrarily. he.

Fang Mian bit his lip, sat down beside Fang Pei, and said dejectedly, "I'm sorry..."

"No need to apologize, you like me, so discipline me, and I like you too." Fang Pei posted again, "Mianmian, you are the master, you can do anything to me."

Somewhere in the bottom of my heart was scratched hard, Fang Mian pushed Fang Pei away, and mustered up the courage to look him in the eyes: "You always say 'like', but Fang Pei, do you understand what liking is?"

Fang Pei didn't understand: "If you like it, you like it."

Fang Mian sighed: "Don't be distracted by those strange TV shows. When we humans get along, even if we are very good friends, we don't talk about 'like'. Only lovers... are spouses. time to say that.”

Fang Pei was puzzled: "But Mian Mian is the spouse."

"..." Fang Mian felt that Fang Pei might not understand the meaning of spouse at all, "Let's put it this way, you know our neighbor lady, she often buys you snacks, do you like it?"

"I don't hate it." Fang Pei replied, cleverly avoiding the trap of Fang Mian's words.

Fang Mian sneered with his hips on his hips: "Okay, then don't eat the bone biscuits for today."

Fang Pei immediately showed an expression of dissatisfaction. He opened his mouth to refute something, but in the end he just sat cross-legged and hugged his knees on the bed. .”

Fang Mian couldn't see his pitiful appearance the most. He was so big, he could beat Fang Mian ten times seriously, but he acted like a teacup dog in front of Fang Mian, not to mention he had such a face that made him look like a dog. A face that people can't bear to say harsh words.

In the end, it was naturally Fang Mian who compromised. He held one side of the bone biscuit and dangled it around Fang Pei's mouth, deliberately luring him and refusing to eat it. When he couldn't help but want to grab it, he told him——

"We resolutely resist cultural dross. From today onwards, you have to comprehensively study Chinese in primary and secondary schools, and you can only watch cartoons when watching videos... It is forbidden to pretend to be pitiful. Now this set is useless to me!"

Fang Pei rolled on the bed with a bone biscuit in his mouth, seeing that Fang Mian didn't look at him at all, he had to stop and finish the biscuit with tears in his eyes.

After dinner, it was still time to walk the dog, Fang Pei consciously came to Fang Mian with a collar.

Fang Mian is washing dishes in the kitchen. Thanks to the "Pet Dog" article, their takeaway has been enriched recently. Fang Mian ordered spicy chicken for dinner today. Fang Pei sniffed it curiously, and was overwhelmed by the smell of pepper. He had to sneeze, but out of curiosity, he still asked Fang Mian to share some for him to taste.

"How do you feel? Does your stomach hurt?" Fang Mian was worried about Fang Pei's body. He packed up the dishes and looked back, seeing him putting the red collar around his neck.

Because Pei Pei is a big black dog, Fang Mian specially chose a conspicuous red collar. In order to prevent him from getting lost, he also wrote Fang Mian's contact information on the listing.

Now that bright red leather collar is stuck on Fang Pei's brown skin, forming a sharp color contrast...

Fang Mian stared intently at Fang Pei's neck.

"I'm talking to you, Mian Mian." Fang Pei suddenly lowered his body and looked at Fang Mian at the same level, holding the collar in his hand, "Why can't I put it on?"

Fang Mian came back to his senses, avoided his gaze and took the collar: "Can a human neck be the same as a dog's neck? You change back and I'll wear it for you."

After a burst of white light, Fang Pei disappeared, and a large black dog appeared. Fang Mian helped him put on the collar, and the restlessness that had suddenly arisen in his heart just now disappeared, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

Now is the intensive dog walking time for residents in the community. What makes Fang Mian uncomfortable is that there is an unspoken "dog social norm" circulating in the community for some reason. Be sure to stop and say a few words about each other's pets, but Fang Mian doesn't like dealing with people the most, so he will choose some small roads with few people to walk the dog.

Today Fang Mian also planned in the same way. He remembered that there was a large open space near the clothing factory, and the street lighting was good enough for Peipei to run around at will. Peipei could practice chasing Frisbees there. .

Fang Mian led Pei Pei out of the community and walked all the way to the garment factory.But when one person and one dog arrived at the destination, they found that someone had already entered the open space first.

"Fugui, hurry up! Nice!"

Under the empty street light, a little brother in a jacket was playing Frisbee with the dog. Soon the little brother also noticed Fang Mian and Pei Pei. They looked at each other, looking at the Frisbee in each other's hand and the side dog.

Fang Mian had an ominous premonition.

"Big brother, you didn't sign up for the pet competition for the dog, did you?"

The ominous premonition came true.