docile pet

The author has something to say: a big dog that is easy to coax (fool)~~~

It was already noon when we arrived at the central square, and Fang Mian took Fang Pei to the cafeteria he had visited on Christmas again.

Maybe it was because Fang Mian was frightened last time, so Fang Pei ate very restrained this time, gnawing small bites, chewing slowly, and the waiter shouted that he was full after taking three rounds of plates.Fang Mian suspected that he was not full at all, and advised him to eat one more round.

The supermarket is on the first floor of the shopping mall. Fang Mian took Fang Pei to the elevator.

When the elevator descends, there will be a slight sense of weightlessness. Fang Pei does not understand the operating principle of this kind of machine. On the one hand, he is afraid that it will suddenly fall down, and on the other hand, he finds it very exciting.

Soon the supermarket on the first floor arrived, and Fang Mian pulled Fang Pei out of the elevator room. Fang Pei turned to face the elevator, watched it close the door by itself, and went up again, looking like a curious baby.

Fang Mian thought it was funny and asked him, "Is it fun? Do you want to sit again?"

When going down from the top floor to the first floor for the second time, Fang Pei was more at ease. The elevator wall is transparent, and the scenery outside can be seen from the inside. Fang Pei held the handrail for a long time.

Seeing this, Fang Mian took him for the third and fourth time, and until the fifth time, there were too many people on the elevator, and it was difficult for them to move, let alone appreciate the scenery. So this time when they arrived at the B[-] floor, they went directly to the supermarket.

Regarding the things to buy, Fang Mian made a very long shopping list, half of which were food and daily necessities for the New Year, and half of which were intended to be given away, such as a barrel of oil for Granny Wei, a bottle of wine for Uncle Zhang, I picked a USB portable rechargeable hand warmer for Ding Qiaoqiao... It's not very expensive, but they all know Fang Mian very well, and they often take care of Fang Mian. Fang Mian also wants to express his gratitude.

There were a lot of things to buy. At the entrance of the supermarket, the two pushed a trolley. Fang Mian was in charge of shopping in front, and Fang Pei was in charge of pushing the trolley.

It's almost Chinese New Year, and there are a lot of people who are stuck at the promotion point to buy things. Fang Mian started to focus on choosing things, and didn't pay much attention to Fang Pei behind him. Later, when they passed by the snack area and entered the drink area, Fang Mian finally noticed something unusual.

"Fang Pei——" Fang Mian put his hands on his hips, blocking Fang Pei in an empty corner, and the drawn-out ending was full of danger signals.

Fang Pei tilted his head: "What's the matter?"

"Did you secretly stuff snacks into the trolley?" Fang Mian narrowed his eyes and looked at him.

"I haven't." Fang Pei replied, the drooping dog's eyes were wide open, innocent and pitiful.

Fang Mian almost believed him.

"Just before we entered the snack area, there was still half of the trolley space left. Now walk around and see for yourself! It's almost piled up! Don't think that I can't see if you press the oil drum on top, what are you How many snacks are stuffed in?!"

Fang Mian counted them one by one through the hollowed-out iron railings around the trolley. Good guy, I took four bags of potato chips alone, three boxes of finger biscuits, two bags of Want Want Senbei, and a bag of fruit jelly, buy one get one free Ham sausage... and a box of pure dark chocolate.

Fang Mian took out the box of chocolates with great difficulty, held it under his nose, and scolded him: "Can you eat this? Huh? Didn't you also search the Internet yourself? Don't you know how many puppies accidentally ate chocolates and their lives were in danger? "

Fang Pei lowered his head and turned into a teacup dog: "I can't eat it, but I can eat it. It smells delicious, it must be delicious, I want to buy it for you..."

Fang Mian softened for a moment.

How could there be such a cute and heart-warming dog in this world.

Fang Mian even criticized him severely just now, Fang Mian deeply reflected.

"Don't buy it." Fang Mian returned the chocolate to the shelf, and pushed the shopping cart forward with Fang Pei when he came back. "Actually, chocolate is not delicious at all. You smell it, but it is actually very bitter."

"really?"

"Really, I don't like it at all."

"Then I took fruit jelly, do you like jelly?"

"like."

"hey-hey."

The two finally bought enough things, and pushed the cart to the cashier to line up to pay. When the queue was almost there, Fang Mian quickly took two boxes of something from the shelf and threw them into the shopping cart. After walking out of the shopping mall with large and small handbags, Fang Pei had time to find out the two boxes of small things and study them carefully.

"Mianmian, what is this?"

There are a total of 24 Chinese characters on the small blue box half the size of a palm. Fang Pei is only familiar with two "big", one "love" and one "pregnancy".

Fang Mian faltered and refused to say anything, and tried to change the subject by pulling Fang Pei to look at the billboard in the shopping mall opposite.

Fang Pei was very curious. There was a strange smell in the box. It didn't look like something to eat, but it had a sweet strawberry smell. The box was so small, but the number "12" was marked on it, which meant that the contents inside were There are 12 of them.

What could it be?

When he was about to open the box, Fang Mian grabbed his wrist: "Don't open it! I...I'll tell you."

Fang Mian snatched the small box and stuffed it into his pocket in a hurry, then pulled Fang Pei to a corner where no one was around, and put it in his ear, blushing and whispering a few words.

Fang Pei's face changed drastically after hearing this, and he looked at Fang Mian in disbelief: "Why? Don't you want to give me a baby?"

"Shh! Keep your voice down!" Fang Mian glanced worriedly at the passers-by in the distance, "It's not a question of whether I want to have a baby or not, it's just that I can't have a baby at all. I use this to make it easier to clean, otherwise I have to clean it every time." For a long time."

"I can make it for you, but you don't like it..." Misty water rose from Fang Pei's eyes, and he looked at Fang Mian as if he was looking at a heartless man, "You just don't want to be born..."

Fang Mian excused himself, "I didn't."

He took out his mobile phone to show Fang Pei the effectiveness of condoms. In addition to avoiding sex, it can also effectively prevent the spread of diseases.

Fang Pei seemed to be persuaded, but he was still very angry. Even Fang Mian pulled his hand, but he dodged angrily.

"You just don't love me!"

"How? It's two different things."

Fang Pei ignored him, his eyes were red, and he carried a lot of things and walked forward by himself.

"Fang Pei!" Fang Mian chased after him, but he had long legs and walked fast, one step could beat Fang Mian two steps.

"Fang Pei!"

"Fang Pei..."

The last "Fang Pei" had a hint of flattery in it, Fang Pei's heart softened, he stopped and waited for Fang Mian to catch up.

Fang Mian trotted up to him, tugged at the hem of his clothes, and coaxed, "Look at the glass windows of the shopping mall over there."

Fang Pei was angry: "Don't look, you don't love me."

"Love love love! Look!"

Under Fang Mian's urging, Fang Pei looked in the direction he pointed. Gradually, his eyebrows relaxed and his eyes widened.

"what is that?"

In the glass window of the shopping mall opposite, there was a perfume advertising paper, it was a light blue and gilded perfume, and on the glass cover of the perfume, there was a cartoon character in the image of a mermaid.

That was no ordinary mermaid, but a brown-skinned male mermaid, who looked a lot like Fang Pei.

He leaned against the perfume cap like he was lying on a rock, propped his chin with one hand, and looked down at the crowd with charm and nobility. His ear fins were covered with jewels, and his naked upper body was beautifully muscled, with the luster of pearls , the long golden fish tail hangs down casually, and the tail fin is like a beautiful skirt.

"Do you remember the time I asked you to be a model?"

That was the first business draft that Fang Mian received.A niche perfume needs to produce a set of characteristic perfumes with the theme of nature, which are ocean, forest, cloud and desert. Fang Mian needs to draw an anthropomorphic image for the ocean perfume. Nothing can represent the sea better than a mermaid A male mermaid with a golden tail came into being.

Fang Mian always thought that this picture would only be used for publicity on the Internet, but he did not expect that there would be billboards in offline physical stores, and this was the first time he saw it.

"Are you still angry?" Fang Mian observed Fang Pei's expression.

Fang Pei was not angry anymore, but he was not happy either. After a moment of silence, he asked Fang Mian, "Do you like fish more than dogs?"

"If you are a dog, I like dogs; if you are a fish, then I like fish." Fang Mian bit the bullet and talked about earthy love, but he didn't expect it to be very effective.

The tip of a canine tooth leaked from the gap between his lips, Fang Pei's eyes were shining brightly, and the smile on his face couldn't stop.

"I like you too, wife."