Conjuring Ceiling runs with his best friend

Xia Youjie, an innocent passer-by, is suffering at the moment.

He really didn't understand what was happening now.

Because the scene in front of him has completely exceeded his cognitive range.Little Dazai and Big Dazai were staring at each other, and from the time that transparent figure appeared, the scene suddenly fell into an awkward silence.

Xia Youjie realized that this matter had nothing to do with him, so he dragged a good chair to the side, and happily started watching the play.

"It turns out that when I grow up, I will become a down-and-out uncle? It's better to die earlier." With critical eyes, he glanced at his 40-year-old self, and the 15-year-old Osamu Dazai fired first.

Shuji Tsushima brushed off his light gray kimono calmly, and deliberately said condescendingly: "I never thought that there would be such a childish ghost who was so bored that I would go to gangsters and never graduate from secondary school."

"Oh, it's hard to get used to being so organized all of a sudden, Mr. Crazy."

"You have to look like a little ghost, why don't you remove your decorative gauze first? Be careful that you won't be able to match the glasses properly in the future."

One person, one soul, tit for tat, constantly attacking each other with words.They are all alone, but they bared their teeth and froze their fur to threaten each other like a cat whose territory has been invaded.

Xia Youjie watched the black cats scratching each other with relish, it was a pity that the coffee and snacks just now were overturned, otherwise it would be more enjoyable to watch while eating.

He turned his eyes to the vicious young man who caused this scene, and he felt faint curiosity in his heart.

Ghost Lamp blankly repented why he missed the shot at the beginning. If he hadn't missed the shot, Shuji Tsushima would have redeemed his sins in hell before reincarnating. It will not cause the current situation, but smoothly merge with the peers of the new world, just like other souls.

But the reason why he missed it at the beginning was because this guy's mouth was too stinky, so it was all Shuji Tsushima's own fault.

After finding the culprit, Ghost Lamp finally looked a little better: "Since you have lived together for so long, why don't you merge completely."

This was the path they were supposed to take. If it wasn't for the influence of the unknown mixed liquid, Shuji Tsushima shouldn't have appeared here in the form of this independent soul.

One of the sequelae brought about by the integration of the world is that the prosperous modern literary world suddenly withered, leaving a large blank in the history of literature, which in turn caused the drying up of human minds and shaken the continuation of human civilization.In order to save such serious consequences, the world consciousness automatically merged the souls of the writers of the two worlds, prompting the peers of the new world to have the idea of ​​writing, and let the light of literature shine again.

Hearing Ghost Lantern's proposal, the Dazai Osamu, who were still fighting each other, said in unison: "Absolutely not!"

After speaking, they looked at each other with disgust.

"Why don't you tell us why you want us to merge so much, Mr. Ghost Lamp?" Shuji Tsushima, who knew a little about hell, spoke first, staring at the first assistant officer with sharp eyes.

So quickly began to unanimously external.Ghost Lantern glanced at them in disgust. Of course he would not talk about such a hidden thing as world fusion. He avoided the seriousness and said lightly: "Two identical souls cannot exist at the same time. If this continues, one of you will definitely disappear completely." And now Judging from the situation, it must be Shuji Tsushima who disappeared without a body.

Tsushima's eyes sparkled: "Isn't this the eternal sleep I want! So be it, I'll harass you for a while, young me~"

He danced and danced, and was about to fly with joy: "I was so desperate when I first arrived in hell! I managed to succeed in self-shaking, but the next world is no different from this world. There is no quiet sleep at all, and there are scary old women and ghost lamps." , It's really annoying!"

Fifteen-year-old Osamu Dazai ran his words through his head three times before suddenly realizing the meaning behind them.

"What do you mean by hell and the afterlife?"

Don't, don't be what he thought!If there really is a world after death, doesn't that mean that he can't get the sobriety he wants at all!

"That's what you think~" Shuji Tsushima gloated at his young self.The despair he experienced must be accepted by all Osamu Dazai!

Wow, what a pity.Xia Youjie looked at the battered Dazai Zhi who had completely turned into a gray stone statue with pitiful eyes.

Hell and souls actually exist, so I will definitely go to Avici Hell after death.He recalled the people who died directly or indirectly at his own hands, and he didn't feel any regrets in his heart. As early as the first time he did it, he knew that he would definitely not end well, no matter whether the retribution was in life or after death, It doesn't matter anymore.

"You hell don't care about humans who have lived for thousands of years for no reason?"

There is only one thing, before he dies, Tian Yuan must be dealt with first.

Xia Youjie recalled the information that Lena gave him, many of which could be compared with what Wu of the parallel world gave him.That is to say, Master Tian Yuan in their world is probably doing the same "optimization" of mana power, trying to reproduce the era of the heyday of sorcerers thousands of years ago.

Ghost Lantern turned his gaze to Xia Youjie. He hadn't paid much attention to this insignificant person before. After all, the reason why he appeared here was only because he suddenly encountered a "small problem" left over from before during a routine inspection of the present world. I just wanted to solve it as soon as possible, but I didn't expect to find something new.

"1000 years? Are you sure he's not a monster, but a human?" If it's really a human, then hell must take care of it. Even if the other party is a special product of the new world after fusion, it cannot be easily let go. The order of yin and yang cannot be violated.

Xia Youjie took out his mobile phone, found the email sent by Lena before, and scanned the information of the parallel world on the mobile phone, pretending to be cute and innocent: "It's human beings, they are delusional about returning the world to the era of peace .”

Osamu Dazai, who had finally recovered from the petrification, also came over. He wanted to cover up the shocking bad news that he would not be quiet after death with other news!

He forced himself to forget the complex chaos and bewilderment in his heart, as if escaping, and deliberately said in a cheerful tone: "Wow, someone has lived in such a suffocating world for 1000 years? His brain is broken."

Then he saw the red, white and white brain flowers on the picture.

Is this really a brain? !

"I also think his brain is broken." Xia Youjie smiled and showed the screen, which was the Tianyuan brainstorm of another world that he had taken before.

He pointed to one of them: "There was a mouth here before. Isn't it amazing that a brain can talk?"

"Really, it's amazing!" Dazai Osamu exclaimed.

Gui Deng frowned and looked at the content Xia Youjie gave: "I need to investigate further, there is no information about him in hell right now."

He took out his hell-like mobile phone: "Can you pass these to me? Then leave a number. If he really has a problem, I still need to contact you."

"Of course, how do I pass it on? Can mobile phones in this world and hell communicate?" Xia Youjie is eager for this. He and Wu have loftier ideals. If they can win without bloodshed, who will have the patience to deal with it?

Ghost Lantern operated on the phones of the two of them for a while: "It's only a temporary permission, and I can only contact one of my cell phones." I won't say anything more.

Xia Youjie accepts as soon as he sees a deal.This trip to Yokohama has gained a lot. Not only did I find labor, but I also connected with the port mafia, and in the end I was able to get in touch with hell.He secretly named Yokohama as his favorite city, and decided to come here frequently in the future, maybe he could meet some good things~

"Then let's solve Dazai-kun's problem."

No matter how you look at it, it is as hateful as a full-fledged fox.Osamu Dazai cursed in his heart, he had finally suppressed the bad news like a nightmare in his heart, and now he was forced to reveal it again.

"Sooner or later, it will be resolved. Don't hide your illness from the doctor, young me." Tsujima Shuji floated in mid-air, with his hands behind his head, looking leisurely.

Osamu Dazai muttered: "If it's Dr. Mori, wouldn't it be very understandable for him to hide his disease and avoid medical treatment?"

The ghost lamp threw a rope and tied it around Shuji Tsushima's neck: "It's the problem of you two, you can't run away."

He pulled Tsushima down like a balloon, and the rope was tied around his hand again.

"Eh? Why are you tying me up like a prisoner!" The two arms kept exerting force, but unfortunately the weak writer Tsushima did not have the demeanor of Dazai Osamu "Yokohama Lockpicker", and he couldn't break free from the rope at all.

The ghost lamp said lightly: "Since you don't want to merge, you can go back to hell with me to be a civil servant. Now there is a serious shortage of manpower in hell, how can you let your soul die."

This can be regarded as kindness to Tsushima, and after the influence is eliminated, he can still reincarnate normally.After all, although the problem was attributed to him before, Ghost Lantern also knew that if he hadn't poured a bucket of unknown liquid on it, maybe he wouldn't have experienced so much.

The most important thing is that hell is going to be crazy busy now, he can't wait to see a suitable dead person and pull him over to work. Shuji Tsushima, as a writer, can at least be a clerical clerk!

"Wait! I don't want to work! Let me dissipate!"

Ignoring Tsushima's cries of death and life, Ghost Lantern nodded to the two living people: "Thank you for your cooperation, hell will investigate what you just said."

"It's so miserable..." Xia Youjie looked at Jin Dao who was forcibly taken away, feeling sad.

Dazai Osamu's already thin body was even more crumbling under this heavy blow, and his kite-colored eyes did not shine at all: "From now on, I will definitely live well... Never really die... Woo..." As he spoke, he couldn't help but I choked up.

I can't find meaning in living, and I have to work even after I die. Why hasn't this dark world been destroyed yet?

The author has something to say: Forcibly stamped Tianyuan Brain Flower Theory

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