What's wrong with killing him [comprehensive comics]

"Mr. Mori actually has this kind of taste?!" Osamu Dazai became more energetic, as if he wasn't the one who was hit by Atsushi Nakajima just now.

"Speaking of which, the boss asked Alice to change to some red color."

Nakahara Nakaya looked at Mori Ogai with complicated eyes, and there was a suspicion in it that he didn't even notice: suspicion of Mori Ogai's taste.

Mori Ogai was very uncomfortable when he received the gaze from his subordinate: "Nakaya-kun, you also said that I asked Alice to change into a red dress." Doesn't it look like bad taste?

Hearing this, Koyo Ozaki raised his eyes and said casually, "Your Excellency Ouwai, pink is also a kind of red."

Click it.

It was the sound of cracking.

【"Ahem, I'm sorry for the long wait." Finally, an unscrupulous boss finally realized that there were a few more people in his office. 】

[He didn't close the floor-to-ceiling windows this time, the office was well lit. 】

【"No, I didn't wait for a long time." Gide shook his head. He really didn't think he had to wait for a long time. Compared with the time he waited for Shuji Tsushima this morning, this boss has already given a lot of face.

Maybe Shuji Tsushima's daily working hours successfully allowed Gide to increase his tolerance limit and lower his expectations for the port mafia boss, so that he was not surprised to see Mori Ogai playing a dress-up game with Alice . 】

[Actually, it’s not just Shuji Tsushima’s credit: Think about it, the top five cadres of this organization, down to the grassroots, are all writing novels. As the boss of this organization, it’s not incomprehensible that he has a special hobby, right? 】

[However, liking Little Lolita is indeed a bit unexpected. Fortunately, Gide chose the same reaction as Oda Sakunosuke: pretending not to see it. 】

【"Ha, this really makes me a little embarrassed. How should I put it? If I can get through to Dazai-kun earlier, maybe the problem has been solved." Mori Ogai led Gide to the seat that had been prepared earlier , "Please sit down."]

【"Tch, then let's talk about it, I and Zhong will leave first." Shuji Tsushima curled his lips and said, "Shouldn't we have nothing to do next?"】

【"Indeed, you guys go." Mori Ogai smiled: "Dazai-kun should have something to say to Chuya-kun, right? I remember you haven't told him about your resignation yet."]

【"Ah? Resign?" Chuya Nakahara looked at Shuji Tsushima beside him, his eyes gradually became dangerous: "When did you plan to resign?"]

【"Wait a minute, Zhongye, don't be angry, just listen to my sophistry...ah bah, no, listen to my explanation!" Seeing her boyfriend who came up to her and oppressed her, she hurriedly said, "I have I told you!"]

【"Ah? Why didn't I know?" Zhongyuan Zhong also raised his eyebrows, suspecting that someone wanted to get away with it. 】

【"It's true——shall we talk about it when we go back? This will disturb Mr. Mori and the others. Let's go." Shuji Tsushima turned Nakahara Chuya around and pushed him towards the door. 】

【"Hey, don't push me..." Zhong Yuanzhong also said a little dissatisfied, but he didn't resist. 】

[Kangdang. 】

[The door to the office is closed. 】

【Looking at Shuji Tsushima pushing Nakahara Chuya away: "..."】

[End of the second episode. 】

"Ah, it's over?" Dazai Osamu was stunned for a moment, and then he breathed a sigh of relief: "Thank God, this episode is really long."

In fact, the time of the two episodes is about the same, but because the content of the second episode is too explosive, Osamu Dazai is a little nervous: If there is another scene that makes him want to poke himself, you say he is poking Or not to poke?

Well, as expected, I still deceived myself and acted as if I didn't see it.

"Ha, it's over." Zhong Yuan also heaved a sigh of relief, "The next step is the Theater of No Responsibility, right?"

Thinking about the previous kindergarten theater, Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that there should be no things that challenged his nerves too much, probably.

What shocking things can a group of children do.

At this moment, Zhong Yuanzhong is also very eager to play the next non-responsible theater, and ignore the troubles that he said before that he hopes to have more time for the main drama!

The person who said this is not him Chuya Zhongyuan!

Perhaps because of Chuya Nakahara's prayer, the style of the next broadcast is so familiar, it is the theater that was complained about as unrealistic before.

The familiar q-print style, the difference is that this time the q-version is their familiar street scene, with the familiar camera changing, the camera is given to a place they have only seen not long ago.

lupi;

bar.

The signboards I saw not long ago have become much more rounded, which made everyone a little confused: the last episode of the irresponsible theater was half-empty, most of them had no impression of the kindergarten, and they didn’t pay attention to the q version of the kindergarten. q version of lupi;

Bars, only then have some kind of talents.

Wouldn't their Armed Detective Agency/Port Mafia be q-ed too?

[The q version of the moon hangs in the sky, and there are three q version of people sitting in the q version of the bar. 】

It is the trio that everyone here saw from the beginning.

[The q version makes the already cute Sanhua cat look even cuter. He dexterously avoided the bandaged hands and gracefully jumped onto the sofa. 】

【"Meow~" is obviously just an ordinary meow, but at this moment, there is a sense of complacency. 】

【"What are you doing? Dazai." Asked Ango Sakaguchi, who noticed his friend's movements, and Sakunosuke Oda was also attracted by Shuji Tsushima's movements. 】

["It's nothing, I just want to hug the teacher." Shuji Tsushima glanced at the three-flowered cat running away with some disappointment, and turned around: "The teacher doesn't seem to want me to touch it, it's a pity—— according to the boss , the teacher may be a rare male three flower, I want to verify."]

【"Meow?" The seemingly lazy Sanhuamao lying on the sofa has been paying attention to the conversation of these three people, and suddenly raised his head upon hearing this. 】

[Good guy, how do you want to prove it? 】

[I don’t know if the cat’s brainwaves have reached Sakunosuke Oda, but he actually said, “Maybe it’s because he doesn’t want you to ask for proof, so he won’t let you hug him.”]

【"Well, it seems to make sense." Shuji Tsushima fell into deep thought. 】

[Ango Sakaguchi on the other side shook his head: "I think it simply doesn't like Dazai, right? I heard that cats won't let people they don't like touch them, let alone pet them. Maybe Dazai won't do it. Maybe the cat likes it.”]

President Yukichi Fukuzawa, who has never touched a cat before: "..."

Have been offended.

【"Impossible!" Hearing this, Shuji Tsushima retorted immediately, "I also have cats in my house! None of those little guys say they like me!"]

【"Does Dazai's family actually have cats?" Oda Sakunosuke was stunned and asked. 】

【"Of course, most of the cats and dogs adopted by my mother are also given by others." Shuji Tsushima sat back in his seat, pondered for a while, and then said: "I used to take care of them most of the time, and then I went to work , let’s play with them when we go home.”]

【"So, how can I be hated by cats like this?" Shuji Tsushima shook his finger, indicating that this is absolutely impossible. 】

【"Heh, instead of thinking that I don't attract cats, it's better to suspect that there is something wrong with the teacher."】

【The three-flowered cat who is suddenly forced to have a problem: "Meow meow?"】

[Obviously, the cat's cry did not attract the attention of the three of them. 】

[Ango Sakaguchi pushed his glasses, and analyzed objectively: "It may also be because you have too much cat smell on your body? Didn't you say that you have a lot of cats at home?"]

【"That's right." Shuji Tsushima pondered for a moment, thinking about it carefully, those cats were all adopted by his mother in Heianjing.Whether they are cats, dogs or other small animals, they are all cute and clingy. 】

[It stands to reason that it is impossible for the small animals not to lose their temper or something, but it may be because the cats and dogs in Heianjing are different from the real world, so Shuji Tsushima has never encountered this kind of cold reception. 】

[It can't be called a cold reception, the teacher just simply doesn't want Shuji Tsushima to touch it, just like Alice doesn't want Shuji Tsushima to touch it. 】

【"Ha, so it means that I won't be able to get a teacher for the rest of my life." Shuji Tsushima lay weakly on the table, with an aggrieved expression, "It's too much!"】

that is!unacceptable!

Fukuzawa Yukichi nodded involuntarily: It's too scary not to be able to touch a cat in a lifetime. It seems that Xiuzhi-kun is also suffering from the same disease... Wait, there are many cats in this kid's house, and this is the only one he can't touch?

Fukuzawa Yukichi: "..."

Although he didn't speak, his face darkened for a while.

"Huh?" Edogawa looked at Fukuzawa Yukichi next to him, and finally decided to keep silent:

If you tell the president that you in the parallel world are very likely to get a cat... Hey, it's better not to talk about this cruel reality, right?There is nothing worse than this for the president.

Edogawa Ranpo nodded slightly, feeling that he is really the most caring detective in the world.

【Looking at his friend's temper, he felt that he needed something to divert his attention to make him feel better. He took out a book out of nowhere: "Speaking of which, I found a very interesting book recently."】

【"Oh? What what?" Hearing this, Shuji Tsushima froze for a moment: "What book would make Odasaku interesting—by the way, I would like to ask a related topic, have you finished writing Odasaku?"]

【"That's right, Odasaku, you haven't written this month, have you?" Sakaguchi Ango also cast a urging gaze. 】

【"That's not what we're talking about now, is it?" Oda Sakunosuke asked after a moment of silence. 】

【It is said that Shuji Tsushima, who has entered the drafting mode, does not care about the friendship between friends: "Why not, aren't we talking about books again? So have you written it yet?"]

【Oda Sakunosuke was silent: "Not yet."】

[Is this considered shooting yourself in the foot?Or is it misfortune? 】

The author has something to say: Oda Tsukuru: Don’t ask, if you ask, you won’t be able to write without inspiration (run away);

Alright, it's done~ Let's go to sleep~

感谢在2021-08-2913：37：54～2021-08-2923：13：18期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦～

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 242662423;

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!