What's wrong with killing him [comprehensive comics]

【"Kunikida is really amazing!" So Shuji Tsushima said sincerely. 】

【Kunikida Doppo: "..."】

[Suddenly he was stunned by such a straight ball: Now, do all the children speak so straight now?What about euphemism? 】

Kunikida Doppo off-screen was also silent: "..."

Perhaps because of the long relationship with Osamu Dazai, when Shuji Tsushima really praised himself in another world, his first reaction was: "The weasel pays New Year greetings to the chicken".

Even if he doesn't know this proverb, Kunikida Doppo at this moment can clearly say the sentence behind it "I have no good intentions."

Maybe I was too sensitive by that guy Dazai.

Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses with trembling hands: Maybe Osamu Dazai's counterpart is a considerate and worry-free partner——what a ghost!How could someone from the port mafia behave like that!

However, his peers do not know this.

This made Kunikida Doppo feel a little bit of despair.

【"Cough, it's okay." Kunikida Doppo turned around, so Shuji Tsushima couldn't see his expression clearly, "As long as you make up your mind and stick to it, you can do it too!"]

[This mature young man is a little shy. 】

【Yes, he, Kunikida Doppo, is shy. 】

[Writing in the handbook, no matter how correct this matter seems to Kunikida Doppo himself, there will always be people who think he is abnormal. 】

[This is a very normal thing. There are always some people who have some maverick behaviors, which are not understood by the people around them, and even those people will think that this person has "problems". 】

【Maybe it's because he did something he shouldn't do, or solved a problem that was not related to the general environment. 】

[Of course, Kunikida Doppo doesn't care about this, and everyone in the Armed Detective Agency doesn't think there is any problem with it--but this is the first time someone calls him "excellent" because of this! 】

【Inexplicably expanding jpg】

【Inflation just inflated for a while, Kunikida Doppo quickly adjusted his mood, and set out to do the mission with this newcomer who seemed to him very discerning. 】

[Cough, even this can't stop him from doing the mission plan! 】

[So, when he walked to the river, he saw that the newcomer was suddenly stirred by a stone ('Say, was there such a stone here just now?'), his body tilted, and he rolled down ('The newcomer struggled for me. Wow! Can't you brake when you're rolling down?!'), and fell into the river with a plop ('Ughhhh!'). 】

"Ah, Mr. Shuji, I fell into the river..." Atsushi Nakajima blinked, summarizing what just happened in a slightly surprised tone.

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai blinked and said: "It's normal." I don't understand why there is any surprise.

Kunikida Doppo tiredly raised his forehead: "Uh..."

He wasn't very surprised, but he felt sad when he thought that his peers couldn't get rid of this situation.

"I'm not surprised at all." Nakahara Chu also turned his face away, and didn't feel any surprise at the fact that his former partner's colleague fell into the water.

Ryunosuke Akutagawa's blood boiled with enthusiasm: "As expected of Mr. Dazai!"

Nakahara Chuya (=_=): "No, this is nothing to be ashamed of." I don't quite understand.

"Hahaha, how could it be?" Mori Ogai couldn't help laughing, "Even if the Dazai-kun in the parallel world doesn't want to commit suicide, and he doesn't have any thoughts about it, he hasn't 'entered the water' yet? That's why he deserves to be Dazai-kun!"

Koye Ozaki covered her lips and smiled lightly: "Boss is right."

Chuya Zhongyuan: "..." Does that count?

【After Shuji Tsushima fell into the water, Doppo Kunikida jumped off after him. 】

[After a while. 】

【"Ahem..." On the bank, two people who just came out of the river were soaked. 】

【"Huh, thank you Kunikida-kun, I thought I was going to die." Shuji Tsushima patted his chest, indicating that he was quite frightened.Of course, who will keep calm after accidentally falling into the water? 】

【"You don't seem to be frightened." Kunikida Doppo, who rescued the person, looked unhappy: Although the other party tried to show that he was frightened, his eyes did not change. 】

【"Well, maybe it's because I'm used to it." Shuji Tsushima scratched his head and said with some embarrassment. 】

【Kunikida Doppo watched Tsushima Shuji stand up: "Are you used to it? Do you often fall into the water?"】

【"Yeah." Shuji Tsushima nodded: "Didn't I say that I'm unlucky? Every time I walk to the river, I may fall into the water, and sometimes I may fall from a high place—more fortunate Yes, there will always be kind people who will save me."]

【Kunikida Doppo's eyes twitched: "You, is that so unlucky?"】

【"Yeah." Nodded nod jpg]

【Kunikida Doppo supports his forehead: Well, it seems that he is thinking too much. 】

【"It's really hard for you..." It must be very difficult to live to such an age. I guess my uncle and aunt will have to worry about it.

Kunikida Doppo, who initially sensed the other party's luck, had a headache: "You are like this, your parents are so relieved to let you out?"]

【"Oh?" Shuji Tsushima tilted his head, seemingly unable to understand: "Why don't you worry?"】

【Kunikida Doppo: "..."】

【What do you want him to say?Say you don't worry about your child having an accident and never seeing you again? 】

[In the end, Kunikida Doppo shook his head with a slight headache: "It's nothing... In that case, let's stay away from the river in the future to avoid danger."]

【"Huh? Okay." Shuji Tsushima obediently responded. 】

【"Haven't you ever thought about staying away from the river yourself? Do you know that you have to be careful when you are away from home..." Seeing him like this, Kunikida Doppo couldn't help rambling: This child looks like his parents have arranged everything and he didn't move Brain type. 】

[His parents are probably very generous to let him come out with confidence. 】

[Because of an unexpected situation, Kunikida Doppo had to temporarily modify the itinerary, and planned to take someone to buy clothes first. 】

Kunikida Doppo was silent for a long time this time.

From the beginning of this scene, he was silent. After a long time, he turned his head slightly and said quietly to Dazai: "Dazai, I think you should learn from Mr. Xiuzhi."

"Oh? What are you studying?" Osamu Dazai tilted his head with a puzzled expression on his face, and even stretched out his index fingers to poke his cheeks: "Aren't I not good enough?"

Before Kunikida Doppo could answer, Chuya Nakahara, who was a passage away, spoke first.

"Hey Dazai, you're not trying to make me feel bad about the word 'cute', are you?"

Nakahara Chuya turned his body towards Koyo Ozaki, as if he wanted to stay away from the pathogen, "If so, you succeeded."

"Hmph, I think Zhongye can't feel my 'beautiful', it's obviously Zhongye's problem!"

"You guys don't want to label people casually? It's obviously your problem!"

"Chuya really knows how to talk nonsense, how can I give Chuya a hat - don't you wear a hat yourself?" The angle is Qingqi Osamu Dazai.

Kunikida Doppo who was ignored: "..." Forget it, you guys argue first.

【Afterwards, Kunikida Doppo saw how bad luck can be for a person. 】

[Because walking by the river may fall into the water, so I went to another road that is farther away?Learn about traffic jams and unexpected situations, and ensure that the time to reach the destination is later than the time to fall into the water—rescue—continue to set off—arrive at the destination. 】

[Although Shuji Tsushima has only been here for three days, Kunikida Doppo is already tired from the rich and colorful experience. 】

[Of course, he is very clear that this is not Shuji Tsushima's fault, and he certainly doesn't want to be like this.You know, in the past two days, this child has also experienced a series of unlucky things such as being almost hit by a car, meeting a member of the port mafia (this kid even went up to chat!), and almost falling from a height due to the aging of the railings. 】

[When the president called him over and asked Shuji Tsushima how he was doing in the past two days, he was silent for a while before he said, "You are a poor boy!"]

【Fukuzawa Yukichi: "Ah."】