What's wrong with killing him [comprehensive comics]

[Can you masturbate? 】

[There is no doubt, of course it is possible - if they could hear this question from each other, they would definitely answer this way without any hesitation. 】

[However, neither Fukuzawa Yukichi nor Fukuzawa Meow has telepathy skills. 】

"This is probably the only cat the president can touch, right?" Edogawa Ranpo hugged his favorite wave soda, and said, "Of course, other cats are definitely willing to let the president touch them, but ..."

If they didn't take the initiative to come to the president, the president wouldn't do it either.

With the ability of the samurai, it's not that he can't catch the cat in his arms. He didn't do it because he really likes cats and doesn't want to do things against the cat's wishes.

So, it's really hard to imagine what the outcome will be.

"Random, eat less." However, Fukuzawa Yukichi's focus seems to be completely different: "You have eaten a lot today, and you can't eat any more after drinking this bottle of soda."

"Oh? Why is this so?" Edogawa Ranbu curled his lips pitifully, "Obviously he won't spoil his stomach here, and after leaving, he won't have such a good opportunity."

Fukuzawa Yukichi had a serious face: "No, what if you can't control eating and drinking after you go out."

Edogawa Luanpo moaned and chirped: "Hmph, I really think the president is taking revenge on me."

Having said that, Edogawa Ranpo didn't say anything to refute: After all, the real self must not be able to eat in this state.

What if he overeats after returning home—of course, Lord Ranpo is definitely not that stupid.

But Daifuku is delicious, and the thick dim sum is also great... Mmmm.

【"President? What are you doing?"】

[Edogawa Ranpo watched the person and the cat staring at each other for so long without moving, and asked with some doubts: How can there be facts that are not clear to a famous detective?It's just that I really can't understand the current stalemate. 】

[President, why don't you hug the cat? 】

【"No, it's nothing, I'm just looking at the cat to cultivate feelings." Fukuzawa Yukichi said seriously, but the q version of the image makes such an expression completely unable to reflect the majesty of the president, but instead looks cute and cute. 】

[There is no way to do this, after all, the q version is like this. 】

"Pfft." No doubt, the one who laughed out loud was none other than Mori Ogai who was at odds with Fukuzawa Yukichi: "I didn't expect Fukuzawa Your Excellency to have such a cute side, it's really unexpected."

Fukuzawa Yukichi glanced at him and said nothing: There is nothing to say, after all, what the other party said is the truth.

Indeed, the current situation of the onlookers expressed that it was unexpected: none of them thought of designing such a soft and cute image for Fukuzawa Yukichi.

It was at this time that Atsushi Nakajima realized a big event belatedly: "Ah! So that's the case! Does the president like cats?!"

"So that's how it is." Quan Jinghua on the side was a little surprised, and the voice of the Sanwu girl, who has always seldom fluctuated, was still so reliable: "Actually, I found out before that President Fukuzawa is likely to like cute things—no Remember liking cats?"

"Huh?" Hearing this, Atsushi Nakajima leaned over and muttered, "Is it true? When did Jinghuajiang find out?"

"I discovered it a long time ago." The girl replied.

This answer is of no reference, but Quan Jinghua cannot say that she discovered it the day she joined the company:

Because the girl is too cute, Fukuzawa Yukichi agreed to the former port mafia member to join the Armed Detective Agency.

Cough, of course, this just seems hasty, this decision Fukuzawa Yukichi is of course well thought out.

"Huh? That's it."

The two juniors seemed to be whispering.But in fact... everyone present here has very good hearing.

The face of President Fukuzawa who was sitting in front has already turned black!The boss of the port mafia next door is so uncomfortable laughing!

However, no one reminded the two children that without him, Kunikida Doppo who was sitting in front did not dare to look back, and Edogawa Ranpo was saying goodbye to his wave soda, as for the one behind...

Cough, I didn't see it, I don't know what kind of atmosphere is in front of it (JPG with confidence).

[Edogawa Ranpo felt that he had to do something. 】

【Otherwise, I'm afraid the president will be cultivating feelings with the cat after this gathering! 】

【Then, the world's number one detective cleared his throat: "President, you've almost cultivated your relationship, give it a try~ Maybe you can get in touch~"】

[Sigh, masturbating a cat is like falling in love. I'm afraid the president is the only one in the world!Edogawa Ranpo definitely thought of it. 】

[Fukuzawa Yukichi, who has no confidence in this aspect, looks serious: "Is...is that so?"]

[Of course timidity can't appear in Fukuzawa Yukichi, it's just that he has been rejected by many cats, and when he suddenly encounters a cat that is suspected of being masturbated by himself, it's inevitable that he feels a little... like seeing a ghost. 】

[Although this description is not very scientific, it is very practical. 】

【"What are they doing?" Zai Miao, who was a crowd of onlookers, made a sound of eating melons. 】

[Obviously, Zai Miao did not join the "cat group" for business, but watched from a high place with Zhong Miao.To put it bluntly, it's just to be a melon-eating crowd onlookers. 】

【"We're not going there?" Zhongmiao lay on the side. They are now in a position where they can have a panoramic view of the scenery below, so there is no need to worry about not being able to eat melons. 】

[It's great. 】

【"Forget it, let's just watch here. Besides, it doesn't seem like we need to go there."

Zai Miao obviously doesn't want to do business at all, that would be too tiring: "Besides, it's quite interesting to watch here, maybe today I can see the president licking someone!"]

"Pfft—" Osamu Dazai, who happened to be drinking water, spat out in one gulp: "Ahem!"

Obviously, Osamu Dazai's reaction was exaggerated because of the accident, and Mori Ogai didn't have the slightest intention to hide it, and laughed out loud: "Hahaha, it turns out, that's the way it is, Fukuzawa-sama who turned into a cat will not attract Cats hate it, but don’t humans like it? Hahaha, it’s really reasonable.”

I have to say that it is really reasonable, this is called energy conservation.

"Hey, Mr. Mori, let's build up some morals." Dazai Zhi raised his forehead, "Maybe it will be your turn later."

Osamu Dazai understood the situation of this movie theater: it is indeed a story of a parallel world.

But it’s more about playing with people’s mentality. At the beginning, it was himself and Chuya, and then more or less harmed others. Now it’s President Fukuzawa’s turn. Maybe it won’t be long before Mori Ogai .

Osamu Dazai felt that this possibility was still very high.

"That's what you said, can't Dazai-kun hope for me?" Mori Ogai sighed, but didn't say much.

【Here, Fukuzawa Yukichi stretched out his hand, and at the same time, Fukuzawa Meow who was waiting anxiously also moved. 】

[Coincidentally, the cat's head collided with the human's hand. From the eyes of the onlookers/cats, it seemed like throwing themselves into their arms. 】

[However, the insider/miaoshi of both parties said: wow, it's not easy, President! 】

【"Cough." Fukuzawa Yukichi, who suddenly touched the cat, coughed lightly, but did not take away the hand that touched Fukuzawa Meow. 】

[The moment I touched Fukuzawa Meow, Fukuzawa Yukichi's expression became a little scary-well, it was already terrifying beyond imagination. In fact, even now, that expression is unexpected scary. 】

[Fukuzawa Yukichi, who successfully got the cat, has an expression that is out of control, even though it looks like the person concerned is in a bad mood in the eyes of those who don't know. 】

[Even if it is the q version, it has become a drama style in an instant, which clearly expresses President Fukuzawa's mood at this moment. 】

[However, looking at the special effects of the little pink flowers around Fukuzawa Yukichi and Fukuzawa Meow, you can see how satisfied the two of them are with the status quo.However, this expression is matched with such a background, it is really... hard to describe. 】

"Is this considered to be fulfilling your wish?" Mori Ogai looked at Fukuzawa Yukichi and teased.