What's wrong with killing him [comprehensive comics]

[100 million, it seems so close, but so far away. 】

[Facts have proved that he really didn't think of it. 】

[Who would have thought that the man with a gentle smile in front of him was once a high-level mafia? 】

[It's a pity that even in the parallel world, Atsushi Nakajima couldn't get this huge sum of money. 】

"Wow, I thought Atsushi's peers could guess it." Osamu Dazai was amazed: "After all, Akutagawa has come out, well, you can tell that guy is not easy at first glance, right?"

Is it difficult to deduce your past occupation from the people you have come into contact with?

"You can't blame me!" Atsushi Nakajima couldn't help but argue: "Mr. Dazai doesn't look like a mafia at all! Let alone Mr. Shuji from the parallel world, he doesn't look like a gangster at all." ah!"

Osamu Dazai =▽＝: "Hmm~ Isn't that great? Bonuses can continue to accumulate~"

Atsushi Nakajima broke down and said, "It's not good at all!"

[The young man who passed by a huge sum of 100 million yuan was very depressed, and his whole body was not well. He lay on the table and said to himself weakly: "What the hell is it? A company employee? A teacher? Alas... "]

【This exaggerated reaction made his seniors a little worried. 】

[Kunikida Doppo =—=: "Is this kid okay?"]

【"It's okay, I just found out that it's too far away from getting rich~" Shuji Tsushima replied with a smile. 】

【"Really? It's really not that you played too much?"】

【"No~"】

[Shuji Tsushima, who had a great time playing today, shook his head: "Besides, as a member of the Armed Detective Agency, of course you must have excellent stress resistance—it's only 100 million! What is this! "]

[Shuji Tsushima plausibly said: "If you can't bear this, what should you do if you encounter even greater temptations in the future? Maybe someone else will give out millions of dollars and he will go away with them! If you are sold, you will be paid!"]

【Hearing this, Kunikida Doppo showed a contemplative expression: "It seems... there is some truth to that?"】

【"That's a bit reasonable, it's very reasonable! Kunikida-kun, you should know that anti-trafficking is the eternal subject!" Shuji Tsushima said with a serious face: "Although we are people with supernatural powers, we may not You won’t be abducted by people with supernatural powers! Besides, our armed detective agency also has a lot of inexperienced members!”]

【"Hiss—that's how it is!" Kunikida Doppo suddenly realized the seriousness of the problem, the glasses on his face suddenly glowed, and he took out the pocketbook he never left: "Indeed, it's a very serious problem! It's best to talk to The president proposed to make everyone vigilant about this meeting..."]

Members of the Armed Detective Agency: "..."

This, this scene is really familiar.

Looking at Doppo Kunikida who had already started to add things to the pocketbook, they said, "..." Okay, I understand where the sense of sight is.

Isn't this the scene when Osamu Dazai played Kunikida Dopō? !

"Kunikida, what are you doing?" Dazai Osamu asked.

If this is a conventional theater layout, the current Osamu Dazai must have been lying on Kunikida Doppo's chair and asking him——

However, because the layout is different and there are distances from front to back, left to right, this scene cannot be realized.

Of course, this did not prevent him from looking over there with his head propped up on the table.

"For the record, what Tsushima said is good, this is really worth meeting - what do you think, President?"

Kunikida Doppo turned his head and said to Fukuzawa Yukichi beside him.Apparently, he doesn't feel like he's being ruled by a Dazai from another world.

"Well, indeed, let's have a meeting with this as the theme after we go out." Fukuzawa Yukichi nodded in agreement, with a serious expression on his face: Thinking about it carefully, it is indeed possible that some of them will be abducted or have an accident.

For example, Edogawa Ranpo... Ah no, this one won't be abducted, but he will disappear by himself!Sure enough, you can't relax in this regard!

Watching the port mafia they discussed over there: "..."

No, is it true that people with supernatural powers will be trafficked?It's definitely a shame for people with superpowers if this happens, right?

【"Ah, Kunikida-kun?" Shuji Tsushima, who had never thought that the situation would turn out like this, was stunned, and raised his hand to try to save it: It was definitely not his intention to ask for a meeting or something! 】

【"Especially you, Tsushima—" However, before Shuji Tsushima could finish speaking, Doppo Kunikida closed his account aggressively, turned around and warned Shuji Tsushima sternly: "The Armed Detective Agency is nothing but Ranpo-san. You are the most prone to accidents, I told you not to run around casually, right?"]

【"How many times have I told you where to go alone, but in the end you always run away alone and I have to look for it. When you first came, blablablb..."】

[There is no doubt that this is the nagging from Kunikida Doppo: I think his partner was so good back then, why is he so naughty now? 】

[Over there, Atsushi Nakajima, who was originally disappointed because he failed to guess Shuji Tsushima's previous job (mainly because he didn't get the money), was gradually dumbfounded: Hara, so Mr. Dazai is like this?Is it possible to give up after a mission? 】

Doppo Kunikida gave a lot of examples: what happened to the (sudden) deterioration of the railings in the shopping mall, what happened when the railings in the shopping mall (suddenly) deteriorated, what happened when they fell on the flat ground and rolled over without stopping into the river, what happened with Shuji Tsushima on the street, etc. I can't help but sigh how you catch up with everything, it's amazing.

"Ah, this has absolutely nothing to do with me." Osamu Dazai raised his hand and said, "Before you said that he entered the water because of me, this can't be because of me, right? I have never encountered such things."

"Indeed, it has nothing to do with you." Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses, "It should be a simple accident, but Tsushima's luck is not very good...he himself said it before."

"So why isn't Dazai the one who is unlucky?"

Zhen, the world's good partner Zhongyuan Zhong also spoke, "The luck of the two of you should be balanced."

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai was taken aback for a moment, then smiled: "Indeed, we should neutralize it."

Looking at Shuji Tsushima's daily life, you may feel that this child is really a rare little unlucky guy: it is not a constant disaster, nor is it a simple trouble, but a bad luck in between.

Sometimes it seems that an accident can kill him, but the people around him are just the people who can save him.

So much so that upon further investigation, it seems that a terrible and dangerous accident happened, but in fact nothing happened.

At most, it was a little frightened in the middle-but neither Dazai Osamu nor Tsushima Shuji cared about these things, they were not afraid at all.

To put it bluntly, apart from delaying his time and letting his parents and colleagues take care of him, these bad lucks will have no other effect.

On the other hand, in terms of major events, whether it is in the workplace or emotionally, this child has never experienced bad luck.

Obviously, some people will have big problems if they are delayed for a while, but this bad luck is like knowing that it will be inappropriate for them to appear at this moment, and they have never been delayed at critical moments.It can be said that it is much more reliable than some pig teammates.

Not only that, but in terms of results, Shuji Tsushima never lost something that was so important to him.

Shuji Tsushima's everyday and extraordinary luck seem to be completely different species.Of course, the actual situation must have something to do with the state of the parties involved.

To be honest, Osamu Dazai would be very happy if he could really neutralize this luck.

He didn't say anything else, just let Ryunosuke Akutagawa make a mistake at that time and leave him alive, and he didn't want Mori Ogai to feel that he had no rebellious heart.

In this way, everything will be very different now.

As a result, Dazai Osamu did not quarrel with Nakahara Chuya, which was rare, which made Nakahara Chuya quite wrong: he felt that he might have said the wrong thing.Although I didn't say anything serious just now, who knows if the other party thinks too much?

In the end, Zhong Yuan just muttered something and stopped talking. He knew that someone needed to be quiet and heal.

This is probably the tacit understanding between the old partners.