What's wrong with killing him [comprehensive comics]

"I have to sell it four, five or six times~"

Following Shuji Tsushima's speech on the screen, everyone in the theater seemed to be pressed the pause button.

"Ah, here." Atsushi Nakajima, who was the person involved but not the person involved, was obviously stunned: "Uh, how should I put it, although I know that Mr. Dazai would not do this, but I somehow feel that it is something he would do."

"What are you talking about? I'm not interested in buying and selling people."

The corner of Dazai Osamu's mouth twitched: Frankly speaking, he also thinks this is something he can do—this is really simple, even he himself thinks it is something he can do with a high probability, is it okay?

This kind of situation where I don't know how to do it at all, but there is no sense of disobedience when I say I do it is really hard to describe.

Nakahara Chu also twitched the corner of his mouth at this situation: "Well, maybe it's because Dazai gives people the feeling that 'no matter what you do is normal'."

As a former partner, Nakahara also said that he also thinks it is normal. In other words, no matter what Dazai does, he will not feel very disobedient. After all, this person is Dazai!

No matter how nonsensical and outrageous it is, it is not surprising that this man made it.

Of course, there will still be times when Chuya Nakahara says something that makes him feel that it is against harmony: for example, when he saw him in a parallel time and space with the other party for the first time, it would be overwhelming for Chuya Nakahara.

The amazing thing is that after watching it for a long time, I don’t feel much better: anyway, they are in the parallel world and they are not them. Well, the matter of [Central Plains Zhongye] has nothing to do with him.

Nakahara Chuya's summary made Osamu Dazai slightly stunned: "Wow, it's really rare to hear Chuya speak for me, although it doesn't sound like a good thing."

"Huh? Who is speaking for you, come on now."

"Huh~? Well, since Zhong also said so."

Onlookers: "..."

Not to mention, it's really the same as Zhongyuan Zhongye said: it is not against the peace at all.

However, the topic was successfully transferred?We were talking about whether Osamu Dazai would 'sell' Atsushi Nakajima, right?

【"Huh? Why are you looking at me like that?" Shuji Tsushima looked at a surprised and bewildered Atsushi Nakajima, and asked in confusion, "Did I say something strange?"】

[Atsushi Nakajima, stunned by this speech that would sell out four or five times, came back to his senses: "Ah, it's nothing, that is... I didn't expect Mr. Dazai to say such a thing."]

【"Huh? Is it strange?" Shuji Tsushima collapsed on the sofa, "Even if it's me, I'll be short of money~ Don-kun, you're still young and don't understand, it's hard to support a family."]

【Shuji Tsushima gave a long sigh: "Especially, when you have a wife who can spend money."】

Just in Zhongyuan who was drinking water: "Pfft——"

"Cough, cough cough, cough cough—" Osamu Dazai choked on his saliva.

What nonsense is this guy talking about! 2;

【"Chuya is really good at spending money, um." Osamu Dazai nodded seriously: "Wow, you don't even know how expensive the wine he usually drinks-does Pettus know? It's scary expensive wine .”]

[Shuji Tsushima lowered his head, and sighed very dejectedly: "I didn't think there was any problem before, but later—it was really too expensive! My salary in the Armed Detective Agency may not be able to buy it for a few months. Get a bottle!" Shuji Tsushima yelled at the end, looking like he was about to burst into tears. 】

【Atsushi Nakajima is stunned: "Huh?"】

【"qaq is really too difficult..." Shuji Tsushima said pitifully. 】

【"Cough cough." Ryunosuke Akutagawa, who had been quietly listening to Shuji Tsushima's speech, coughed twice, with a strange expression on his face. 】

[As we all know, the wages of the port mafia are quite generous, and the wages of the bottom-level personnel alone can provide for a family with five children: of course it will be tight, but it is no problem to feed them. 】

[Even the wages of the bottom-level staff are so high, let alone Zhongya Zhongya, one of the five major cadres.Excluding the salary, Zhongyuanzhong also has extra money from the various businesses he is in charge of—in short, Zhongyuanzhong can also afford those expenses by himself, and...]

[A certain person seems to be a member of the Armed Detective Agency, but he doesn't take less of the salary that belongs to the port mafia cadre, but he doesn't have other income like Zhongyuanzhong. 】

[Occasionally, I can get a 'commission' from the government, plus the novel he wrote... In short, it's too difficult. Ryunosuke Akutagawa's words are more convincing than Shuji Tsushima's. 】

[It is true to say so, but as an insider, Akutagawa Ryunosuke will not be idle to puncture his teacher. 】

【So, the result is: Atsushi Nakajima nodded heavily: "I see, raising a family is so difficult...it's hard work, Mr. Dazai."]

【Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "..."】

[Suddenly complicated mood jpg]

It's not just [Akutagawa Ryunosuke] who has a complicated mood, everyone here is also in a complicated mood.

"Well, it's really difficult to support Chuya-kun with the salary of the Armed Detective Agency." Mori Ogai said with a smile, "But yes, the salary of our port mafia is notoriously generous."

"Oh, I'm afraid it's hard not to think too much?" Fukuzawa Yukichi crossed his arms and said indifferently.

Just like Fukuzawa Yukichi said: The port mafia is, after all, an organization that needs to risk their lives.

Few, if not all, would choose to join the port mafia.Of course, even so, the influence of this organization in Yokohama cannot be denied.

"Ha, speaking of it, it's not easy for Mr. Fukuzawa to run an armed detective agency." Mori Ogai smiled and said, "But there is no way to do it. As the leader of the organization, it is always more difficult."

This is to secretly say that the Armed Detective Agency has no money: "As we all know", everyone in the Armed Detective Agency basically has a deputy, such as Kunikida Doppo, who also serves as a teacher, and he still goes to classes on weekends .

"That doesn't bother Dr. Lawson. The Armed Detective Agency is very good."

"Really? I'm talking too much."

When the two leaders greeted each other friendly, Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya behind them covered their faces speechlessly: Why, there is such a picture!

Nakahara Chuya has a complicated mood: Obviously [I] didn't play, didn't I?Why is there still something about me!

Does no one think it's outrageous? !Dazai, the guy who pays with my card every day, will buy me alcohol? !

Ahhh, it really is the end of the world, right?Destroy it, it's hopeless.By the way, is it really scientific that the gap between the two worlds is so big? Although it seems normal that the two of them are together, it is still very scary...

Zhong Yuanzhong also gradually lost his ability to think.

Osamu Dazai was in a mess: I can't imagine spending money on the little man at all.

Since Zhong is also my dog, it should be me who spends his money—right!Shouldn't it be Zhongye who supports the family?

"That's right! It should be Chuya who supports the family!" Osamu Dazai suddenly realized and jumped up.

Nakahara Chuya, who was confused and shocked by the other party's violent words: "Huh?!"

"what--"

Everyone in the Port Mafia and the Armed Detective Agency was also shocked by Osamu Dazai's statement: What's going on? !

Yo, these two are finally admitting that they're not normal?

Woow, could it be that the situation in the parallel world is about to become a reality?Although our side is a bit slower, it is not a big problem;

true false gkd;

eat melon eat melon jpg;

"Uh, cough cough." Osamu Dazai realized what he said just now, as if he had been immobilized, but he quickly realized it, coughed twice, and sat down.

Everyone: "..." What about the follow-up, what about the follow-up?Don't stretch your legs here!

Maybe everyone's gazes were too hot, but Osamu Dazai finally reacted.He scratched his head: "Why are you looking at me like that?"

Then he looked suddenly enlightened: "Could it be that you think what I just said is too much?"

"Actually, it's not too much." Osamu Dazai nodded with a serious face, "Chuya lost to me back then, but he promised to be my dog ​​for the rest of his life - so no matter how you look at it, he should be the one to raise me, right! "Speaking of the latter, Osamu Dazai gradually became more confident.

"Huh?! You bastard looking for a fight, right?!"

Osamu Dazai's speech successfully caused his brain to crash just now, and Nakahara, who subconsciously felt that there was something wrong with his partner, gave up pursuing it.

"What? Is it possible that Zhong also intends to go back on his word?"

"That's not the point at all you bastard, don't even think about it"

Onlookers: "..."

These two are really...

No, have the two of them grasped the point, or is their point different from theirs?

Did these two people notice the premise of talking about who will support the family?