The Good Wife of Transmigration is Difficult
Chapter 136 How about cultivating immortals with me?
What the hell is a twin dog!Wu Hui almost burst out laughing, my dear Feng!You can't just because there is a word for a single dog, it corresponds to a "twin dog", okay?
I am really not afraid of anything, but I am most afraid of my Fengzi speaking modern dialect! When his wife smiled, Li Feng knew that he had used it wrong this time, otherwise he would not have laughed so hard.
But what he said was just for fun, and it was worth it to make his wife smile, so he also laughed with her.
Wu Hui finally managed to control his smile, so he asked narrowly, "I don't know one thing, and I hope to get an answer from my wife. How did my wife not get married at the age of 27?"
Looking at his smiling eyes, Wu Hui knew that the question he was asking was not a serious one. Don't you feel sad when you ask a single dog why the mother and child have been single for so long?
He asked rhetorically: "Then, can my great husband-in-law explain to me why you haven't married at the age of two+four? The laws of our era...well, it should be said that the law stipulates that men can only marry at the age of 20, but Many men in this world have children at the age of [-] or [-]. After all, we have procrastinated for about the same amount of time!, Li Feng felt like he had been shot in the knee, and his wife is too powerful, right? Embarrassing After rubbing his nose gently, he explained: "I was in the army all the time, the border was bitterly cold, and I rarely saw women, all kinds of reasons superimposed, and I didn't get married in the end. "
Hearing Li Feng's explanation, Wu Hui just nodded and said "yes", and then stopped talking, very calmly, Li Feng had no choice but to say: "Since I have told my reason, the daughter-in-law What about it? Daughter-in-law, tell me too!"
He got to the point where Wu Hui couldn't do without opening his mouth, so he bit the bullet and explained: "The school system in our world is different from that here, we have six years of elementary school, and then six years of schooling." Middle school, university in four or five years, I went on to study later, because studying naturally delayed marriage, and there are many people who marry late in our world."
I didn't expect my daughter-in-law to have read books for so many years. I think she is full of knowledge, right?The two chatted awkwardly with each other on this topic for a while, and finally decided to change the topic and have a good chat.
After getting his wife's answer, Li Feng felt that the question he asked before was so stupid and meaningless, which made the atmosphere between the two of them a little awkward.
In order to liven up the atmosphere, he said again: "Daughter-in-law, since you are older than me in modern times, we need to change our names." After speaking, he winked at Wu Hui mischievously.
Wu Hui had never seen Li Feng so rude, he also smiled and replied: "Oh? How do you want to change? I will call you wife in the future? You call me husband?" Shocked by his brain hole, he quickly waved his hand and said, "No, no, it's not like this. I thought to myself, since my daughter-in-law is actually older than me, how about I call you Brother Hui from now on?" Neither!Your behavior will only remind me of a certain heroine named "Brother Jing" in Mr. Jin Yong. That style of painting is not suitable for you, so you should give up on it!
He wanted to express it directly, but felt that it was not good to be so tough. From Li Feng's appearance, he could tell that his proposal was just for fun, so why should he be so serious and annoy him?If the other party cheats on you, just go back.
After thinking about it for a while, Wu Hui opened his arms and said, "Brother Feng, do you want Brother Hui to hold you?" He deliberately changed his tone of voice. + Very sticky, just to scare the other party.
Unexpectedly, Li Feng is actually thick-skinned. When his wife called out "Brother Feng" just now, he was also very shocked, but his wife said she wanted to hug him. If you don't eat the tofu in front of you, what's the difference between you and a fool?He directly stepped forward and hugged Wu Hui, then pretended to be delicate, and forced himself into the arms of the slightly thinner Wu Hui.
Wu Hui was stunned, he never thought that Li Feng would turn his back on the general!They could only touch Li Feng's dog's head with a smile. After laughing for a while, the two sat down separately.
Wu Hui opened his mouth and asked: "It's just because you have been delayed by your chatter, so I didn't talk about this serious matter. Where did I talk to you just now? Oh yes, I just talked about my coming from another world. Now, there are other things to talk about in detail."
When Li Feng heard his daughter-in-law say this, he naturally sat upright and looked at her expectantly. When he spoke, Wu Hui felt embarrassed by Li Feng's eyes.
In the end, still affected by his serious attitude, Wu Hui also changed his sitting posture and corrected his attitude, and then said: "The secret of my identity has been described, and the next thing I want to talk about is naturally my peculiarities. Now, didn’t you suspect that I was a demon before? Didn’t you suspect that those were fairy arts?” After being asked so sharply by his daughter-in-law, Li Feng muttered: “Isn’t all immortals condescending? , the room is full of golden light, how can you be so simple?"
His whispers were naturally heard by Wu Hui, big brother, do we have any misunderstandings about immortals?What the hell is the fairy's shining golden light?Whose immortal has such a vulgar style of aesthetics?There are also immortals who are not as simple as me. Could it be that goblins are as kind as I am?
However, these words of his were just making complaints in his heart. If he dared to speak out, who knows where Li Feng would inadvertently lead him to!
He forced himself to ignore those words, and continued to talk about himself, he said: "The ones I use are naturally the methods of the immortal family..."
He was interrupted by Li Feng before he finished speaking: "Could it be that the world you are talking about is the fairyland, daughter-in-law? So you are actually... Fallen Immortal?"
"Wake up, it doesn't exist. I used to be a real mortal." Wu Hui immediately shattered his fantasy, and all he got was a meaningless "Oh" from Li Feng.
He opened his mouth again and said: "My spells are actually similar to yours, and they need to be practiced by people. Of course, I have also heard that the spells I learned can indeed become immortals in the end." , and then reach the real fairy world, but that is already a very old legend, just like what you say when you learn martial arts, if you practice to the extreme, you can fly to the sky and escape from the earth, and it is a truth to be omnipotent."
Hearing his daughter-in-law's explanation, Li Feng finally understood that his daughter-in-law is still studying now, as long as she is not a real fairy.
He has also read the story book, which described those immortals as indifferent and ruthless, and they do not allow love between immortals and mortals. The poor man who can see his wife.
Maybe it's not as good as others, they still rely on a pair of children, and I and my daughter-in-law have no real physical relationship yet, it seems that I have to work harder, Li Feng's thoughts have gone astray again!
With the idea of wanting his sweetheart to see his abilities, Wu Hui directly took out a seed in his hand and stimulated it with immortal methods. Many of them took shape in his hands. Li Feng was very surprised.
However, he had seen the grand occasion when his wife made the yard full of flowers and plants in an instant before, and today's wife's show really couldn't shock him, but he still smiled and said: "My wife is so powerful, there is a daughter-in-law here!" , even if there is a disaster year in the future, we don't have to be afraid."
Looking at him, Wu Hui knew that his display this time was really not very impressive, but his original intention was to let the other party see his skills. After all, the previous accident was actually related to the spirit of the mountain.
Although Li Feng was not as enthusiastic as he imagined, Wu Hui still asked, "Would you like to practice with me as I showed you just now?"
What he said was like dropping another bomb into the calm lake water. My daughter-in-law was planning to let me practice... Immortal Art with him?
Immortals, immortals must be difficult for ordinary people to see. If it is the existence of a daughter-in-law, it is impossible for me to see the unpredictable method, so how can I have deeper thoughts?
He stretched out his hand and pointed at himself, and asked Wu Hui: "Can I practice too? Can I also instantly make the vegetation wither like my wife? I can also follow in my wife's footsteps. If there is a fairyland, go with my wife? "
Seeing his unbelievable words, Wu Hui didn't point out the loopholes in his words. Who said that cultivating immortals can only command the growth and decline of plants and trees?There are too many ways to cultivate immortals and tricks that can be used, okay?However, for those who are exposed to this for the first time, one-sided cognition definitely exists.
Wu Hui replied very fluently: "Yes, yes, everything you said is okay, are you willing?"
Li Feng, who received an affirmative answer from his daughter-in-law, felt that his mood was unprecedentedly happy. He thought that he could only stay with his wife for a few years at most, and in the end he could only be separated from her.
He was even thinking, if his daughter-in-law's face would not age, how would he get along with his daughter-in-law during the years when he was getting old?Maybe, I will become a drag on my wife, and I will only remember my old and frail appearance in the end, not the most beautiful time when I met myself. Is the daughter-in-law separated?Li Feng didn't know.
Right now, his daughter-in-law provides another possibility, another possibility that he has never expected. He can always be by his wife's side in the future, and he doesn't have to pray for the world to meet his daughter-in-law again. The good thing is being able to live with him in this life forever!
□Author's gossip: I'm at my aunt's house during the Chinese New Year today, so it's too late to update?
I am really not afraid of anything, but I am most afraid of my Fengzi speaking modern dialect! When his wife smiled, Li Feng knew that he had used it wrong this time, otherwise he would not have laughed so hard.
But what he said was just for fun, and it was worth it to make his wife smile, so he also laughed with her.
Wu Hui finally managed to control his smile, so he asked narrowly, "I don't know one thing, and I hope to get an answer from my wife. How did my wife not get married at the age of 27?"
Looking at his smiling eyes, Wu Hui knew that the question he was asking was not a serious one. Don't you feel sad when you ask a single dog why the mother and child have been single for so long?
He asked rhetorically: "Then, can my great husband-in-law explain to me why you haven't married at the age of two+four? The laws of our era...well, it should be said that the law stipulates that men can only marry at the age of 20, but Many men in this world have children at the age of [-] or [-]. After all, we have procrastinated for about the same amount of time!, Li Feng felt like he had been shot in the knee, and his wife is too powerful, right? Embarrassing After rubbing his nose gently, he explained: "I was in the army all the time, the border was bitterly cold, and I rarely saw women, all kinds of reasons superimposed, and I didn't get married in the end. "
Hearing Li Feng's explanation, Wu Hui just nodded and said "yes", and then stopped talking, very calmly, Li Feng had no choice but to say: "Since I have told my reason, the daughter-in-law What about it? Daughter-in-law, tell me too!"
He got to the point where Wu Hui couldn't do without opening his mouth, so he bit the bullet and explained: "The school system in our world is different from that here, we have six years of elementary school, and then six years of schooling." Middle school, university in four or five years, I went on to study later, because studying naturally delayed marriage, and there are many people who marry late in our world."
I didn't expect my daughter-in-law to have read books for so many years. I think she is full of knowledge, right?The two chatted awkwardly with each other on this topic for a while, and finally decided to change the topic and have a good chat.
After getting his wife's answer, Li Feng felt that the question he asked before was so stupid and meaningless, which made the atmosphere between the two of them a little awkward.
In order to liven up the atmosphere, he said again: "Daughter-in-law, since you are older than me in modern times, we need to change our names." After speaking, he winked at Wu Hui mischievously.
Wu Hui had never seen Li Feng so rude, he also smiled and replied: "Oh? How do you want to change? I will call you wife in the future? You call me husband?" Shocked by his brain hole, he quickly waved his hand and said, "No, no, it's not like this. I thought to myself, since my daughter-in-law is actually older than me, how about I call you Brother Hui from now on?" Neither!Your behavior will only remind me of a certain heroine named "Brother Jing" in Mr. Jin Yong. That style of painting is not suitable for you, so you should give up on it!
He wanted to express it directly, but felt that it was not good to be so tough. From Li Feng's appearance, he could tell that his proposal was just for fun, so why should he be so serious and annoy him?If the other party cheats on you, just go back.
After thinking about it for a while, Wu Hui opened his arms and said, "Brother Feng, do you want Brother Hui to hold you?" He deliberately changed his tone of voice. + Very sticky, just to scare the other party.
Unexpectedly, Li Feng is actually thick-skinned. When his wife called out "Brother Feng" just now, he was also very shocked, but his wife said she wanted to hug him. If you don't eat the tofu in front of you, what's the difference between you and a fool?He directly stepped forward and hugged Wu Hui, then pretended to be delicate, and forced himself into the arms of the slightly thinner Wu Hui.
Wu Hui was stunned, he never thought that Li Feng would turn his back on the general!They could only touch Li Feng's dog's head with a smile. After laughing for a while, the two sat down separately.
Wu Hui opened his mouth and asked: "It's just because you have been delayed by your chatter, so I didn't talk about this serious matter. Where did I talk to you just now? Oh yes, I just talked about my coming from another world. Now, there are other things to talk about in detail."
When Li Feng heard his daughter-in-law say this, he naturally sat upright and looked at her expectantly. When he spoke, Wu Hui felt embarrassed by Li Feng's eyes.
In the end, still affected by his serious attitude, Wu Hui also changed his sitting posture and corrected his attitude, and then said: "The secret of my identity has been described, and the next thing I want to talk about is naturally my peculiarities. Now, didn’t you suspect that I was a demon before? Didn’t you suspect that those were fairy arts?” After being asked so sharply by his daughter-in-law, Li Feng muttered: “Isn’t all immortals condescending? , the room is full of golden light, how can you be so simple?"
His whispers were naturally heard by Wu Hui, big brother, do we have any misunderstandings about immortals?What the hell is the fairy's shining golden light?Whose immortal has such a vulgar style of aesthetics?There are also immortals who are not as simple as me. Could it be that goblins are as kind as I am?
However, these words of his were just making complaints in his heart. If he dared to speak out, who knows where Li Feng would inadvertently lead him to!
He forced himself to ignore those words, and continued to talk about himself, he said: "The ones I use are naturally the methods of the immortal family..."
He was interrupted by Li Feng before he finished speaking: "Could it be that the world you are talking about is the fairyland, daughter-in-law? So you are actually... Fallen Immortal?"
"Wake up, it doesn't exist. I used to be a real mortal." Wu Hui immediately shattered his fantasy, and all he got was a meaningless "Oh" from Li Feng.
He opened his mouth again and said: "My spells are actually similar to yours, and they need to be practiced by people. Of course, I have also heard that the spells I learned can indeed become immortals in the end." , and then reach the real fairy world, but that is already a very old legend, just like what you say when you learn martial arts, if you practice to the extreme, you can fly to the sky and escape from the earth, and it is a truth to be omnipotent."
Hearing his daughter-in-law's explanation, Li Feng finally understood that his daughter-in-law is still studying now, as long as she is not a real fairy.
He has also read the story book, which described those immortals as indifferent and ruthless, and they do not allow love between immortals and mortals. The poor man who can see his wife.
Maybe it's not as good as others, they still rely on a pair of children, and I and my daughter-in-law have no real physical relationship yet, it seems that I have to work harder, Li Feng's thoughts have gone astray again!
With the idea of wanting his sweetheart to see his abilities, Wu Hui directly took out a seed in his hand and stimulated it with immortal methods. Many of them took shape in his hands. Li Feng was very surprised.
However, he had seen the grand occasion when his wife made the yard full of flowers and plants in an instant before, and today's wife's show really couldn't shock him, but he still smiled and said: "My wife is so powerful, there is a daughter-in-law here!" , even if there is a disaster year in the future, we don't have to be afraid."
Looking at him, Wu Hui knew that his display this time was really not very impressive, but his original intention was to let the other party see his skills. After all, the previous accident was actually related to the spirit of the mountain.
Although Li Feng was not as enthusiastic as he imagined, Wu Hui still asked, "Would you like to practice with me as I showed you just now?"
What he said was like dropping another bomb into the calm lake water. My daughter-in-law was planning to let me practice... Immortal Art with him?
Immortals, immortals must be difficult for ordinary people to see. If it is the existence of a daughter-in-law, it is impossible for me to see the unpredictable method, so how can I have deeper thoughts?
He stretched out his hand and pointed at himself, and asked Wu Hui: "Can I practice too? Can I also instantly make the vegetation wither like my wife? I can also follow in my wife's footsteps. If there is a fairyland, go with my wife? "
Seeing his unbelievable words, Wu Hui didn't point out the loopholes in his words. Who said that cultivating immortals can only command the growth and decline of plants and trees?There are too many ways to cultivate immortals and tricks that can be used, okay?However, for those who are exposed to this for the first time, one-sided cognition definitely exists.
Wu Hui replied very fluently: "Yes, yes, everything you said is okay, are you willing?"
Li Feng, who received an affirmative answer from his daughter-in-law, felt that his mood was unprecedentedly happy. He thought that he could only stay with his wife for a few years at most, and in the end he could only be separated from her.
He was even thinking, if his daughter-in-law's face would not age, how would he get along with his daughter-in-law during the years when he was getting old?Maybe, I will become a drag on my wife, and I will only remember my old and frail appearance in the end, not the most beautiful time when I met myself. Is the daughter-in-law separated?Li Feng didn't know.
Right now, his daughter-in-law provides another possibility, another possibility that he has never expected. He can always be by his wife's side in the future, and he doesn't have to pray for the world to meet his daughter-in-law again. The good thing is being able to live with him in this life forever!
□Author's gossip: I'm at my aunt's house during the Chinese New Year today, so it's too late to update?
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