My favorite big treasure

The newlyweds, who had reached a consensus, suddenly had nothing to say.Facing the negotiating partner with whom he had a good conversation just now, Xu Weiran felt a little weak.

"Then, rest." He stood up and walked outside.

Han Que suddenly grabbed his arm, "Where are you going?"

Xu Weiran hesitated in embarrassment: "The guest room."

"Let's get married!" Han Que tilted his head and stared at him.

"You, you want to be with me..."

This guy doesn't really want to have sex with him, does he?

"The bed is so big, let's just sleep together. If you run out, people will think we're just getting married and we'll have trouble." Han Que returned to his smiling face.

Xu Weiran raised his hand again to cover his face, "Don't smile at me."

The smile on Han Que's face restrained a little, "I won't force you to fulfill your husband and wife obligations. Unless you want to."

"That's good! I don't want you to fulfill your obligations yet." Xu Weiran vainly pressed his wrist.

He walked a few steps towards the bed in embarrassment, his eyes turned around, and suddenly found a chocolate cake in the shape of a dog on the bed, his eyes lit up suddenly.

"Cake!" Forgetting the embarrassment, this guy rushed over, poked the rich chocolate sauce on it with his fingers, and put it in his mouth.

Han Que stared at the cake placed in a particularly 'weird' position, his eyes flickering.

"It's delicious! I'm about to starve to death." This bite of chocolate sauce hooked Xu Weiran's gluttons, and this guy sat by the bed, holding the cake indistinctly and took a big bite.

Han Que looked at his greedy look, and smiled softly, "Did you not eat today?"

"Where is the time. Oh, yes, I ate a few candies." Xu Weiran mentioned the candy, thinking of the 'candy castle' that this man built for himself, and felt that the sense of distance from him was gone.

"Would you like a piece, I can share it with you." Xu Weiran said generously.

"If possible." Han Que also sat down with him.

"Wait." Xu Weiran raised his hand and touched the table a few times, touched the plastic knife, carefully cut a piece that he didn't bite and gave it to Han Que.

Han Que sniffed the smell in the cake, and he knew it.

Who prepared this? !Knowing that this kid didn't eat, and has a sweet tooth, the only one who can come and go here at will...is that the only one.

The old friend's wife, it seems that she is really worried about his little brother's marriage!

That being the case, he just let nature take its course.

Han Que eats very elegantly, compared to Xu Weiran, it's a mess.

"You can eat slowly, no one will grab it from you." If it was Wei Wuwei, seeing Xu Weiran eating so ugly, he would definitely say him.However, Han Que found it interesting to watch him eat.It feels like something that tastes plain can turn into a gluttonous feast when it comes to his mouth.

"I'm really hungry..." Xu Weiran felt very strange, why did the more he ate, the more dissatisfied he became?

Han Que poured him a glass of sober red wine, "Take a sip of water, don't choke."

Xu Weiran narrowed his eyes slightly, his cheeks were already flushed, "Actually, you are a nice person. Maybe I took advantage of it."

When I was negotiating with this person just now, I felt some pressure on him, but now I sit with him and eat, but I feel that he is so gentle.

Except for his brother Sheng and a few good friends, no one has treated him so well!

"I took advantage of it." Han Que stroked the kid's neat hair.

Xu Weiran drank the red wine in one go, threw away the wine glass, and he was already a complete mess.This guy has always been drinking in one gulp, whether it's a drink or a bottle, the effect is the same.

Han Que didn't know, who would get drunk with just a little red wine?He completely treats red wine like water.

"Hot~~ Don't you think...it's so hot here!" The boy began to take off his wedding dress.

Han Que couldn't laugh or cry, "You eat so much, of course you will feel very hot."

Although, he also has some signs of fever now.

"Tell you something secretly..." Xu Weiran was a little confused, grabbed Han Que's neck, and whispered in his ear mysteriously.

"Ok?"

Xu Weiran suddenly clamped his legs shyly, "Grass! Your voice is so sexy, I~ I can't hear it."

Han Que let him take the initiative to untie his clothes, "Your voice is also very nice."

"...I just wanted to tell you what came from... That's right! I'm married! Finally...hehehe...finally, I have a legal person who can, can help me...put on, get rid of...the status of a chicken."

Han Que wanted to laugh, "Then... really gratifying!"

"Hehehe... Remember to congratulate me! Wrap this for me..." He opened his arms and made a big move, "Such a big red envelope!"

Han Que's shirt had already been taken off by this kid, he stared at the kid's watery almond eyes, and pushed him down on the bed, "As you wish!"

……

Grass! !

Xu Weiran supported his already stiff waist, and moved step by step into the bathroom in a figure-eight shape, his face was bitter as if he had eaten several bitter gourds.

His grandma's!

Miscalculation, miscalculation! !

He planned well at first, and treated his newlywed partner as a guest, and the two even negotiated the "agreed conditions", and they were waiting to live in harmony for a while in the future. Unexpectedly, a cake and a glass of red wine, It ruined his good plan.

What a pain!That old man hasn't done it for 20 years, he's almost going to kill him.Hey, it's been two days since the wedding night in the bridal chamber, and he lay on the bed for two days and two nights before he could barely get up.

"Liar! Liar—! They are all big liars!"

Xu Weiran sat on the toilet, weeping and swearing at others.

Brother Sheng is also good!It doesn't matter if it's cold!What the hell is a super invincible big liar, who specializes in deceiving a boy from a good family who has not experienced much in the world like him.

Whoever prepared the cake and red wine, he knew as soon as he woke up.

However, these are not bad.What surprised him the most was that the old guy was also a double-faced person under the bed.

Obviously... He obviously looks like a noble son of abstinence, but the voice behind him is hoarse, telling him to "stop, stop..."

The guy comforted him tenderly, "Just stop, it's fine..." In the end, he still regarded him as a barbecue, with the roasted over and over again, the outside was charred and the inside was tender, and it was a mess.

fraud!He should have been wary.He should be wary when he sees that guy has two faces.

"Han Que, go to hell—!"

Han Que stood at the door of the bathroom, listening to the kid inside who had been scolding for a long time, the corners of his mouth slightly curled up.

Seeing that he is so angry, he should have recovered.He was afraid that he would get hurt, so he had been making special medicine for him for the past two days, but he only took one bottle when he finished it, and the rest was snatched away by that old boy Fu Shanlong.

He pointed at Fu Shanlong's nose and scolded him: "You have had a wife for ten years, and I just had this one. You are a full man who doesn't know how hungry a man is!"

"We are husband and wife living in harmony." Mr. Fu replied shamelessly, "This medicine is in great demand."

What can he do if he can say such shameless words?I have to admit it.

Of course, he gave way to Fu Shanlong because that guy created a good opportunity for him.

He didn't realize until after the wedding night in the bridal chamber that the cake and red wine were not prepared by Mr. Fu, but by this pious Mr. Fu.

Because of this matter, Fu Xiaoye even had a cold war with Fu Taiye.

"You're not afraid that I'll let him down in the future, and you regret it?" Han Que asked this question to his old friend.

The old friend looked at him and waved his hands, "Don't pretend that I don't know. Anyone who leaves the house will come to me and ask me to match the marriage, and even name a good brother next to my wife. You just have to tell me what you want Who is it? You think I'm stupid! That night, you went to the bar first to meet him. "

"Sure enough, I can't hide anything from you!" Han Que lowered his eyes and smiled.

"Besides, I don't know who you are? If you want to find someone who can let you leave the house, you can't find it anywhere. As for getting married until you are in your thirties? Since you want to marry him, just do it. Well prepared, although I don't know what you like about him, but I'm not afraid that you will let him down."

Han Que smiled again.

"Besides, if you really have a brain convulsion one day, I'm sorry for him. Before my wife kills me, I will kill you first."

Xu Weiran suffocated his flushed cheeks, and sat on the toilet, curling up his sore toes.

MMP!

There were two knocks on the door, "I'll open the door!"

Before Xu Weiran could react, the bathroom door was pushed open.

Xu Weiran, who was sitting on the toilet with his feet half hanging, met Han Que at the door with a dazed look on his face.

Holy shit! !

"Close, close the door!"

"I'll bring you medicine." Han Que said softly to him.

"Close the door - get out!!!"

He must have called 'mmp', didn't you see that he was going to the bathroom!I'm going to lose my face! ! !

"You're welcome, since it's my fault, I'll be responsible to the end." Han Que came in and placed the ointment on the sink, so that Xu Weiran could get it with a raised hand.

"Uncle~~~ I'm shitting... don't you think so?" Xu Weiran couldn't laugh or cry.When did he become the one to hate.

"We are husband and wife." Han Que's answer was concise and powerful.

He's seen it all, touched it, touched it, and done all the intimate things, and he doesn't think there's anything to dislike.

"It hurts!" He always felt that there seemed to be some foreign object there, but he couldn't pull it out, and it hurt when he tried hard.

"Would you like me to take a look?" Han Que suggested solemnly.

Xu Weiran went straight in and yelled at him: "Get out!!"

"I'm a doctor."

Xu Weiran' Huh? ' with a sound.

"Doctor." Han Que added.

"Doctor, can I ask you a favor?" Xu Weiran asked him expectantly, frowning.

Han Que's heart softened, "Of course."

"Can you help me get rid of the culprit who made me into this... across the board?"

Han Que burst out laughing in an instant, stepped forward and patted Xu Weiran's head, which was full of chicken coops, and replied solemnly: "That's not okay. What will you do after you cut it off?"

"Fuck you!"

"Don't scold my mother."

"Fuck your grandma!"

"I have two grandmas. Remember to tell who is scolding."

Xu Weiran let out an 'oh', "Fuck your grandma!!"

He cleverly thought of a fresh curse.

Han Que leaned on the sink and held his forehead and laughed endlessly, "You are such a treasure."

He really had to thank that kid Wei Wuwei for giving him such a big treasure.

"Please go out, okay?" Xu Weiran wasn't embarrassed anymore, he was so embarrassing!We've been talking for so long.

"Don't force it so hard, it will be fine in the future, remember to apply the medicine, it's a good thing."

After finishing speaking, Han Que exited the bathroom and closed the door behind him.

Trembling, Xu Weiran took the medicine over, opened it and smelled it, the smell was okay and acceptable, so he pressed the automatic flush button on the toilet to clean his butt, and picked it up with a tragic mood of 'a strong man cuts off his wrist' The ointment is applied to the wounded place...

Quite comfortable.

It's like feeding your ass a pile of ice cream.Xu Weiran resisted the discomfort and carefully 'care'ed his poor place, stood up from the toilet with weak legs, and lifted the pajama pants tremblingly.

He groped out of the bathroom with his legs spread out and went back to the bed. On the bedside, he saw a huge red envelope bag.

WTF?

The guy moved his butt onto the bed, not daring to sit still, and crawled over on his side, dragging the red envelope bag that occupied half of the bed.

His mind was on the line again, and he remembered the nonsense he had said when he was dazedly taking off his cold clothes.

——You want to wrap me a———what a big red envelope!

This———is so big!Sure enough, they wrapped it for him as big as he gestured with his hands!