My favorite big treasure

Both Han Que and Yue Langshan stared at the top message on their mobile phones with dazed and questioning eyes.

Han Daque, what the hell is this! ! ! ?

Han Que blinked his eyes vigorously to make sure that he read the three words correctly.

Hanque...Han Daque, it was originally a good name with a poetic and elegant rhyme, but how the hell has it become such a vulgar, obscene, blunt and obscene 'name'.

Yue Langshan didn't realize that his own name was 'quite interesting' at first, he stared at Han Que's very graphic name, and laughed with his hands on his forehead, "Hahahahaha~~~This, Han, Han...hahaha ... The name is well chosen, really appropriate and level!"

Han Que looked at him with a smile on his face, "Don't laugh at me, your name is quite interesting too! Invading Liangshan... Who do you want to infiltrate you??"

The smile on Yue Langshan's face disappeared instantly.He didn't remember it just now?His name is very ambiguous.

"You, quickly change it back for me. What the hell is this name!" Who dares to attack him, he is the one to attack, okay?

Xu Weiran touched his head aggrievedly, "Aren't you satisfied? I have already corrected this once for you!!"

"Changed once?"

"Yeah! It was 'forced to a good mountain' before...or do you think 'forced to' sounds better?" Xu Weiran raised his eyebrows obscenely at him as he spoke.

Yue Langshan raised two eyebrows at once, "You, you... What level of education do you have, and what kind of rotten name do you have?"

"It seems that you just praised my wife's ability and her name is good!" Han Que said sinisterly from the side.

"Change it for me!!" Yue Langshan flicked the page of the application software with his fingers, looking for a place to change the name.

'beep~~'

All three of their phones vibrated at the same time.

——Master is not 'little': Yo, little bitch!Made new friends. Who are 'Han Daque' and 'Into Liangshan'?

——Da Baojian: Han Que and his friend, oh, he said he was also brother-in-law's friend, named Xiaosan.

——'Young master is not young': Hahahahaha, I'll go and pull my man in.Let him be happy too.

After a while, a new message came to the top: ——'Tai Ye Da Tai' and 'Han Da Que' and 'Invasion into Liangshan' in the circle are not friends yet, so be careful to prevent privacy leaks.

——Master is not 'little': Brother Long, hurry up!Your classmates Han Daque and Gong Ruliangshan are waiting for you to say hello.

——Grandfather and Taida: Contains a big sparrow? ?Breaking into...a good mountain?Hmm... I haven't seen you for a few days, everyone's life aspirations have undergone such a shocking change!

——Han Daque: Fuck you!

——Break into Liangshan: Shut up!Fu Shanlong!

——Grandpa and Daddy: I ​​shut up! !That's okay, you don't need to talk, just use one tool to restrain the two of you.If you don't believe me, look at my name.

——Break into Liangshan: Blow you!

——Han Daque: I have a bad feeling, shut up, Ah Shan.

——Da Baojian: Brother-in-law, my brother Sheng is still by your side, you have been quite relaxed recently.

——The young master is not 'little': It's okay, I support my man.Anyway, I used it.

——Han Daque: Be gentle, be gentle, everyone.

——Break into Liangshan: Who the hell tell me where the name was changed!

——Small is not 'small': it's the name Xiaojian gave you.Oh, by the way, Xiaojian can use the background of our own software, and no one else can change his name except him.

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small theater:

Da Baojian: My mother said she wanted to sell cute branches, so let me sell one too. '啪' '啪' '啪'.

Han Daque: (Black question mark face) Shouldn't it be '喵~~'?

The young master is not 'little': (sniffs) Fish lips! ! !Look at his name!Dabaoji, why is it 'meow'?

Breaking into Liangshan: Isn't the big sword supposed to be '咻咻咻'?

Grandpa and Taitai: Superficial! ! ! ! !This 'big treasure' is not the other 'big sword', but 'big health care'?